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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR BEN SCHWALB



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1125 The song remains the sa Supply a real song title that has the end or beginning -- or, what the heck, both -- chopped off and describe it. H H
812 Rx-Related Humor Offer up some entirely false medical or psychological "fact. H H
766 Think to Shudder Come up with scenarios that are even more awkward (and more imaginative) than the wincers mentioned above. H
691 Haven't Got a Clue Make all the clues in the provided crossword ooh-clever or at least ah-that's-funny, even the little words. H
659 Tell Us a Fib Compose a six-line poem with the following number of syllables per line: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8. It must be about a person or topic currently in the news, and two successive lines must rhyme. P
642 It's Open Season Come up with a brand-new word and its definition. The words must begin with O, P, Q, R or S. H H
635 I've Told You a Hundred Times Enter any Style Invitational from Week 536 to Week 631. Your entry must be substantially different from the original winners. H H H
629 Odd Couplings Marry or otherwise combine famous names and supply the result. H
612 Oh, and One More Thing What was the thing that didn't make the cut on any list? H
587 The B-List Come up with an In-Out list for 2005, or other pairings. H
577 Teledubbies Slightly change the title of a TV show, past or present, and describe it. H
571 A Tour de Fours Create and define a word that includes T, H, E, and S in any order. The letters must appear consecutively. H
568 Tome Deftness Make a pun or similar wordplay on a book title. H
531 Your Cynic Duties Come up with a saying that sounds as if it's going to be inspirational, but winds up being cynical, misanthropic or sad. H
527 Rite of First Defusal Come up with witty or bizarre things to say to defuse the tension in awkward moments. H