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PERMANENT INKSTAIN FOR ADAM BELAND



WEEK TITLE SYNOPSIS INK Types
1123 The Tile Invitational III Give us a five-, six-, or seven-letter word (or two words) by scrambling the letters of any of the provided seven-letter sets. H
1034 What's to like? Supply an original joke of the form "I like my [your choice] the way I like my [something else of your choice]: [some clever, funny parallel]. H
989 On the double Come up with a double or multiple profession, and explain how each job complements the other(s). H
987 Bank shots Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Washington Post or on washingtonpost.com from Sept. 6 through Sept. 17 and reinterpret it by adding a "bank head," or subtitle. H
851 Going to the shrink Downsize the title of a book, movie or play to make it smaller or less momentous and describe it. W
843 Prefrains Provide a sentence or two of lead-in to the first line of a well-known book, poem, or song. P
827 Caller Idiot Name a real product or company and supply a stupid question or complaint for the consumer hotline person. H
817 Flopflip Reverse the first half and second half of a word or name and define the result. P
646 Warped Perspectives Tell us how two different types of people, animals, organizations, etc., would interpret any of the provided cartoons. H
437 The Telegraph Poll Tell us the beginning of a joke that badly telegraphs the punch line. 1
368 Hyphen the Terrible Combine the first half of any hyphenated word in a story in today's paper with the second part of a different hyphenated word from the same story, and provide a new definition. U