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FINAL STANDINGS FOR YEAR 24
Weeks 1166 - 1217
March 13, 2016 - March 5, 2017

Total Reports This Year: 52
Unique Losers This Year: 355

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KEY TO TABLE:

Year 24

Career
Year 24
Career
Rank Losers, with Granola Smears
Rookies are in green (debuted after Week 1063)
Weeks
of Ink
W Runners-Up H L I P T M A Totals Ink Per
Week
All Ink Rank
2 3 4 R
1
Chris Doyle (AKA He Do Lyrics)
Denton TX
Debuted in Week 79 (Year 2)
Most Imporved: 8, 10
Loser of the Year: 10
Least Imporved: 13
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Top-Grossing Loser: 22, 23
Hall of Fame
42 3     2   82 1   1 13 11   113 2.690 1888 1
  
2
Jesse Frankovich (AKA Craven Fish Jokes)
Lansing MI
Debuted in Week 554 (Year 12)
41 2 3 3 2   70 3     9 9   101 2.463 146 48
  
3
Mark Raffman (AKA Frank Farm, Ma)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 979 (Year 20)
Loser of the Year: 23
38   2 4 2   65   1 1 1     76 2.000 368 17
  
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Duncan Stevens (AKA Unscented Vans)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 970 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 23
39 3 4 2 1   58 3 3 1       75 1.923 112 68
  
5
Kevin Dopart (AKA Deviant Pork)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 626 (Year 13)
Rookie of the Year: 13
Loser of the Year: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
Hall of Fame
36 2 1 2     54 2   1 8 4   74 2.056 1274 4
  
6
Jeffrey Contompasis (AKA Enjoys Office Tramps)
Ashburn VA
Debuted in Week 558 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 17
Loser of the Year: 18
Hall of Fame
30 3 1 3     41 1 1 3 1 5   59 1.967 557 9
  
7
John Hutchins (AKA Unhitch Johns)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
29 1 1 1 2   43   1   1     50 1.724 52 143
  
8
Jon Gearhart (AKA Jargon Hater)
Des Moines IA
Debuted in Week 1051 (Year 21)
32 1 1 1 2   33     2 3 6   49 1.531 109 72
  
9
Nan Reiner (AKA Ran Erne In)
Boca Raton FL
Debuted in Week 877 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 19
23 2 4 1     28     4 4 2   45 1.957 340 19
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
10
Tom Witte (AKA Tome Twit)
Montgomery Village MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 15
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
30 1 1       20       12 8   42 1.400 1427 3
  
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Hildy Zampella (AKA My Pallid Hazel)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 1140 (Year 23)
23 4   3     33             40 1.739 41 167
  
12
Danielle Nowlin (AKA Nailed Linen Owl)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 995 (Year 20)
Rookie of the Year: 21
Loser of the Year: 21
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Least Imporved: 22
23 2 2   5   24 1     3 1   38 1.652 252 29
  
13
Beverley Sharp (AKA Brave Shy Leper)
Montgomery AL
Debuted in Week 604 (Year 13)
Loser of the Year: 16
Most Imporved: 20
Hall of Fame
30   1 3 1   29       1 3   38 1.267 595 8
  
14
Gary Crockett (AKA Get To Rack, Cry)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 871 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 18
Loser of the Year: 19
23 2 1   3   31             37 1.609 307 24
  
15
Frank Osen (AKA Senna Fork)
Pasadena CA
Debuted in Week 938 (Year 19)
Most Imporved: 21
Loser of the Year: 22
Least Imporved: 23
20 1         32             33 1.650 275 27
  
16
Jeff Shirley (AKA Fish Fly, Jeer)
Richmond VA
Debuted in Week 1005 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 22
16   1 2 1   21   2   1 1   29 1.813 143 50
  
17
David Prevar (AKA Pravda Diver)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 339 (Year 8)
18           14 1   10   1   26 1.444 299 25
  
18
Melissa Balmain (AKA Salable Animism)
Rochester NY
Debuted in Week 941 (Year 19)
16 2 1   2   18   1 1       25 1.563 111 70
  
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Warren Tanabe (AKA A Neater Brawn)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 742 (Year 15)
13     1     20 1           22 1.692 70 114
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
20
Todd DeLap (AKA Added Plot)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1039 (Year 21)
Rookie of the Year: 22
13           21             21 1.615 79 98
  
21
Rob Huffman (AKA Burn Off Ham!)
Fredericksburg VA
Debuted in Week 918 (Year 19)
16 2         18             20 1.250 153 47
  
22
Matt Monitto (AKA Man Tit Motto)
Bristol CT
Debuted in Week 902 (Year 18)
13 1   2 1   13   2         19 1.462 99 80
  
23
Lawrence McGuire (AKA Crueler New Magic)
Waldorf MD
Debuted in Week 419 (Year 9)
12 1     1   16             18 1.500 221 33
  
24
William C. Kennard (AKA Me Wild, Carnal Ink!)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 360 (Year 8)
12 2         13         2   17 1.417 45 158
  
25
Brendan Beary (AKA Ran Beery Band)
Great Mills MD
Debuted in Week 195 (Year 4)
Most Imporved: 13
Loser of the Year: 13
Least Improved: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 13
Hall of Fame
10   1   1   13     1       16 1.600 1024 5
  
26
Pam Sweeney (AKA Weepy MENSA)
Burlington MA
Debuted in Week 499 (Year 11)
12   1       15             16 1.333 270 28
  
27
Roy Ashley (AKA Horsey Lay)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 120 (Year 3)
Least Imporved: 17
15 1         13     1 1     16 1.067 368 16
  
28
Mae Scanlan (AKA Canal Names)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 134 (Year 3)
16     1     15             16 1.000 317 23
  
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Frank Mann (AKA Frank-N-Man)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 996 (Year 20)
10   1 1     12             14 1.400 57 133
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
30
Dudley Thompson (AKA Note Shoddy Lump)
Cary NC
Debuted in Week 171 (Year 4)
9 1   1     11             13 1.444 127 59
  
31
Rob Cohen (AKA Echo-Born)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 765 (Year 16)
11   1       11 1           13 1.182 61 127
  
32
Jeff Hazle (AKA Elf Haj Fez)
San Antonio TX
Debuted in Week 802 (Year 16)
9       1   10 1           12 1.333 72 109
  
32
Dave Matuskey (AKA Must Evade Yak)
Sacramento CA
Debuted in Week 1170 (Year 24)
9     2     10             12 1.333 12 381
  
34
Robert Schechter (AKA Sober Retch Retch)
Dix Hills NY
Debuted in Week 931 (Year 19)
Loser of the Year: 20
Rookie of the Year: 20
Least Imporved: 21
10   2       10             12 1.200 183 38
  
34
Howard Walderman (AKA Raw and Mad Howler)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 212 (Year 5)
10       1   10   1         12 1.200 169 42
  
36
Douglas Frank (AKA Dark Foul Nags)
Crosby TX
Debuted in Week 624 (Year 13)
4           9   2         11 2.750 83 94
  
37
Drew Bennett (AKA Wet, Bent Nerd)
West Plains MO
Debuted in Week 635 (Year 13)
9 1         10             11 1.222 142 51
  
38
Art Grinath (AKA Rag-Thin Rat)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 106 (Year 3)
5   1       9             10 2.000 381 14
  
39
Larry Gray (AKA Ay, Grrrl, Ay!)
Union Bridge MD
Debuted in Week 923 (Year 19)
7 1     1   8             10 1.429 94 85
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
40
Neal Starkman (AKA Laments A Rank)
Seattle WA
Debuted in Week 944 (Year 19)
9       1   9             10 1.111 67 118
  
41
Roger Dalrymple (AKA Elderly Program)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 351 (Year 8)
6           9             9 1.500 104 74
  
42
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Mary Kappus (AKA Pays Markup)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1107 (Year 22)
7 1         8             9 1.286 16 313
  
42
Stephen Dudzik (AKA "Puke" Zenith, DDS)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 8
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
7           9             9 1.286 540 11
  
44
Barry Koch (AKA Ho! Cry, Bark!)
Catlett VA
Debuted in Week 697 (Year 14)
8   1   1   7             9 1.125 168 43
  
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Sarah Jay (AKA Say, Rajah!)
Churchville MD
Debuted in Week 1168 (Year 24)
8       1   8             9 1.125 9 457
  
46
Marni Penning Coleman (AKA Manacling Iron Penmen)
unknown,
Debuted in Week 670 (Year 14)
6   1       7             8 1.333 23 245
  
46
Steve Honley (AKA Svelte Honey)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 447 (Year 10)
6   1   1   6             8 1.333 71 111
  
48
John McCooey (AKA Ye Mojo Conch)
Rehoboth Beach DE
Debuted in Week 903 (Year 18)
7   1   1   6             8 1.143 47 153
  
48
Michael Gips (AKA He's Lip Magic)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 509 (Year 11)
Most Imporved: 19
7           8             8 1.143 230 32
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
50
Ann Martin (AKA Arm-Tannin')
Brackell,
Debuted in Week 547 (Year 11)
8   1       7             8 1.000 86 89
  
50
Bird Waring (AKA Grr! I Win Bad.)
Larchmont NY
Debuted in Week 455 (Year 10)
8       1   6           1 8 1.000 163 45
  
50
Ward Kay (AKA Dark Way)
Vienna MD
Debuted in Week 58 (Year 2)
8     1     7             8 1.000 84 91
  
53
Elden Carnahan (AKA Andean Charnel)
Laurel MD
Debuted in Week 22 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Society Co-Founder
Most Imporved: 2
Least Imporved: 3
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
4           4     3       7 1.750 555 10
  
54
Stephen Gold (AKA He Spelt "Dong")
Glasgow,
Debuted in Week 777 (Year 16)
5   1       6             7 1.400 62 126
  
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Cindi Rae Caron (AKA Draconian Rice)
Blowing Rock NC
Debuted in Week 11 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
5           7             7 1.400 65 123
  
56
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George-Ann Rosenberg (AKA Greener Orange Bongs)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 91 (Year 2)
6           7             7 1.167 50 147
  
56
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Bruce Niedt (AKA Nicer Debut)
Cherry Hill NJ
Debuted in Week 979 (Year 20)
6   1       5   1         7 1.167 14 335
  
56
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Perry Beider (AKA Red Berry Pie)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 735 (Year 15)
6           7             7 1.167 19 278
  
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Kimberly Baer (AKA Limber Bakery)
Woodbridge VA
Debuted in Week 1165 (Year 23)
6           7             7 1.167 8 503
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
60
John O'Byrne (AKA No Horny Jeb)
Dublin,
Debuted in Week 334 (Year 8)
7           5   1   1     7 1.000 167 44
  
60
David Kleinbard (AKA A Kind, Drab Devil)
Mamaroneck NJ
Debuted in Week 169 (Year 4)
7   1       6             7 1.000 97 83
  
62
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Daniel Galef (AKA Leading Flea)
Montclair NJ
Debuted in Week 1187 (Year 24)
4       2   4             6 1.500 6 630
  
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Pete Morelewicz (AKA Polemic Tweezer)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 704 (Year 15)
4       1   5             6 1.500 18 292
  
62
Jonathan Hardis (AKA Had a Short Ninja)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 907 (Year 18)
4     1     5             6 1.500 51 145
  
65
Ben Aronin (AKA Born Inane)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 350 (Year 8)
5   2       4             6 1.200 83 92
  
65
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David Ballard (AKA Bald Dad Rival)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 919 (Year 19)
5           6             6 1.200 38 172
  
65
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Annette Green (AKA Entente Anger)
Lexington VA
Debuted in Week 1170 (Year 24)
5 2         4             6 1.200 6 601
  
65
Ellen Ryan (AKA Near Yell'n')
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 358 (Year 8)
5           6             6 1.200 36 181
  
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Jack McBroom (AKA Crack Job, Mom)
Fort Valley VA
Debuted in Week 1111 (Year 22)
5     1     5             6 1.200 14 335
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
65
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Ed Sobansky (AKA Body Snakes)
Bowie MD
Debuted in Week 1173 (Year 24)
5     1     5             6 1.200 6 601
  
71
Amanda Yanovitch (AKA Avian Chat Dynamo)
Midlothian VA
Debuted in Week 907 (Year 18)
6   1   1   4             6 1.000 53 140
  
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Nathanael Dewhurst (AKA Wrath Tunnels Ahead)
Lynn MA
Debuted in Week 1140 (Year 23)
6           6             6 1.000 9 457
  
73
Jeff Brechlin (AKA Beef Flinch, Jr.)
Apple Valley MN
Debuted in Week 422 (Year 9)
4           5             5 1.250 392 13
  
73
Ellen Raphaeli (AKA Real Alien Help)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 41 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
4           5             5 1.250 83 93
  
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Dave Airozo (AKA A Varied Zoo)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 919 (Year 19)
4     1     4             5 1.250 9 457
  
73
Kathy El-Assal (AKA A Talky Hassle)
Middleton WI
Debuted in Week 923 (Year 19)
4   1       4             5 1.250 38 173
  
73
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Gordon Cobb (AKA Corn-Dog Bob)
Atlanta GA
Debuted in Week 955 (Year 19)
4           5             5 1.250 15 321
  
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Robyn Carlson (AKA Snarly Bronco)
Keyser WV
Debuted in Week 1026 (Year 21)
5     1 1   3             5 1.000 17 298
  
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Elliott Shevin (AKA Loveliest Hint)
Oak Park MI
Debuted in Week 1202 (Year 24)
5           5             5 1.000 5 642
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
78
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Jerry Birchmore (AKA Richer Merry Job)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 940 (Year 19)
5   1   1   2   1         5 1.000 18 289
  
81
Laurie Brink (AKA A Burlier Ink)
Cleveland MO
Debuted in Week 708 (Year 15)
2           4             4 2.000 47 156
  
82
Steve Langer (AKA Verse Tangle)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 636 (Year 13)
3           4             4 1.333 33 190
  
82
Harold Mantle (AKA Maternal Hold)
Walnut Creek CA
Debuted in Week 5 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
3           4             4 1.333 48 151
  
82
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Pete Kinsella (AKA Please Tinkle)
Glen Allen VA
Debuted in Week 1175 (Year 24)
3       1   3             4 1.333 4 887
  
82
John Glenn (AKA Long NJ Hen)
Tyler TX
Debuted in Week 684 (Year 14)
3     1     3             4 1.333 48 150
  
82
Jane Auerbach (AKA Aha! Cajun Beer!)
Los Angeles CA
Debuted in Week 521 (Year 11)
3           4             4 1.333 101 78
  
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Hugh Thirlway (AKA Haughty Whirl)
The Hague,
Debuted in Week 777 (Year 16)
3           4             4 1.333 34 188
  
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Amy Harris (AKA Hairy Arms)
Charlottesville VA
Debuted in Week 1116 (Year 23)
Rookie of the Year: 23
4 1         3             4 1.000 16 316
  
88
Ed Gordon (AKA Good Nerd)
Austin TX
Debuted in Week 422 (Year 9)
4           4             4 1.000 67 117
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
88
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Joe Neff (AKA Fee of NJ)
Warrington PA
Debuted in Week 357 (Year 8)
4   1       3             4 1.000 26 221
  
88
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Michael Rolfe (AKA A Comfier Hell)
Cape Town,
Debuted in Week 1148 (Year 23)
4   1       3             4 1.000 10 415
  
88
Phil Frankenfeld (AKA Help! Find Falkner!)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 188 (Year 4)
4           4             4 1.000 142 52
  
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Lynne A. Larkin (AKA A Killer Nanny)
Glenn Dale MD
Debuted in Week 13 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
4           4             4 1.000 8 485
  
88
Mike Ostapiej (AKA I Joke, I'm A Pest)
Mt. Pleasant SC
Debuted in Week 767 (Year 16)
4 1         3             4 1.000 78 102
  
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Joanne Free (AKA Jeer One Fan)
Clifton VA
Debuted in Week 1005 (Year 20)
4           4             4 1.000 21 258
  
96
Mary Lee Fox Roe (AKA Roof Axe, Merely)
Mt. Kisco NY
Debuted in Week 13 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           3             3 3.000 52 144
  
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Rivka Liss-Levinson (AKA Snails Involve Risk)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1142 (Year 23)
1   1       2             3 3.000 4 941
  
96
Seth Tucker (AKA Utters "Heck!")
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 866 (Year 18)
1       1   2             3 3.000 24 242
  
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Scott Miller (AKA Metric Tolls)
Porter Ranch CA
Debuted in Week 1183 (Year 24)
1           3             3 3.000 3 1255
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
96
Sandra Hull (AKA Lad Ran Lush)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 161 (Year 4)
1           2   1         3 3.000 192 35
  
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William Verkuilen (AKA I'm Weak, Null, Virile)
Brooklyn Park MN
Debuted in Week 496 (Year 11)
2           3             3 1.500 15 323
  
101
Rick Haynes (AKA He Is Cranky)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 323 (Year 7)
2           3             3 1.500 141 53
  
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Doug Wadler (AKA A Low Drudge)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 1008 (Year 20)
2           3             3 1.500 5 707
  
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Leslie Horne (AKA O Hell, I Sneer)
Greenbelt MD
Debuted in Week 681 (Year 14)
2           3             3 1.500 5 707
  
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Jennifer Dickey (AKA Nice Jerky Fiend)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1068 (Year 22)
2           3             3 1.500 12 388
  
101
Christopher Lamora (AKA Theriomorph Rascal)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 733 (Year 15)
Rookie of the Year: 16
2           3             3 1.500 246 30
  
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Colin Schatz (AKA Acts on Zilch)
Oakland CA
Debuted in Week 1205 (Year 24)
2           3             3 1.500 3 1182
  
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Lee Graham (AKA Eagle Harm)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
2           3             3 1.500 5 707
  
101
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Dallas Baker (AKA Salad Bar Elk)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1168 (Year 24)
2     1     2             3 1.500 3 1182
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
101
Brad Alexander (AKA Bearded Larnax)
Wanneroo,
Debuted in Week 625 (Year 13)
2           3             3 1.500 113 66
  
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G. T. Bowman (AKA Womb Gnat)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 476 (Year 10)
2           3             3 1.500 9 457
  
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Elliott Schiff (AKA Thief of CT Ills)
Allentown PA
Debuted in Week 402 (Year 9)
2           2 1           3 1.500 20 259
  
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Jayne Osborn (AKA Enjoys Baron)
Wellingborough,
Debuted in Week 971 (Year 20)
3           1     2       3 1.000 4 774
  
113
Steve Fahey (AKA Vast Fee? Hey!)
Kensington MD
Debuted in Week 104 (Year 3)
3           3             3 1.000 171 41
  
113
Bruce Alter (AKA Ace Blurter)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 47 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
3     1     1     1       3 1.000 116 64
  
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Mike Creveling (AKA Evil Creme King)
La Plata MD
Debuted in Week 913 (Year 19)
3           2     1       3 1.000 9 457
  
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Ed Edwards (AKA Dad Reweds)
Surrey,
Debuted in Week 645 (Year 13)
3           2     1       3 1.000 6 601
  
113
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Kel Nagel (AKA Ankle Gel)
Salisbury MD
Debuted in Week 485 (Year 10)
3   1       2             3 1.000 10 438
  
113
Ira Allen (AKA A Real Nil)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 585 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 14
3           3             3 1.000 132 57
  
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113
Kathy Fraeman (AKA Freaky Man Hat)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 230 (Year 5)
3           3             3 1.000 79 99
  
113
Gene Weingarten (AKA Great New Engine)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 338 (Year 8)
3           3             3 1.000 42 162
  
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Ivars Kuskevics (AKA Survive. Kick Ass.)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 1001 (Year 20)
3           3             3 1.000 21 253
  
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Francis Canavan (AKA A Franciscan Van)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 1118 (Year 23)
3           3             3 1.000 5 642
  
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Christina Courtney (AKA Iron Curtain Chesty)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 258 (Year 5)
3           1   1 1       3 1.000 11 393
  
113
Peter Metrinko (AKA Pike Tormenter)
Gainesville VA
Debuted in Week 503 (Year 11)
Least Imporved: 16
3           2     1       3 1.000 318 22
  
113
Marleen May (AKA Mere Layman)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 378 (Year 8)
3           2     1       3 1.000 41 165
  
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Dave Silberstein (AKA Verbal Densities)
College Park MD
Debuted in Week 957 (Year 19)
3     1     2             3 1.000 16 311
  
113
Andrew Hoenig (AKA Wide Hanger-On)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 483 (Year 10)
3           2     1       3 1.000 124 60
  
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David Patch (AKA Add VIP Chat)
Toledo OH
Debuted in Week 1048 (Year 21)
1           2             2 2.000 5 707
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Kevin Mettinger (AKA RN, Get Me 'Vite Ink!)
Warrenton VA
Debuted in Week 551 (Year 12)
1           2             2 2.000 5 707
  
129
William Joyner (AKA My Airline Jowl)
Chapel Hill NC
Debuted in Week 413 (Year 9)
1           2             2 2.000 6 601
  
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Brian Allgar (AKA All-Rag Brain)
Paris,
Debuted in Week 970 (Year 20)
1           2             2 2.000 20 263
  
129
Barb Sarshik (AKA Shark's Rabbi)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 565 (Year 12)
1     1     1             2 2.000 40 171
  
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Allen Robinson
Charlottesville VA
Debuted in Week 1212 (Year 24)
1           2             2 2.000 2 1884
  
129
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Barry Sackin (AKA Binary Racks)
Murrieta CA
Debuted in Week 951 (Year 19)
1           2             2 2.000 4 887
  
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Sandy Moran (AKA Ran Dynamos)
Santa Rosa CA
Debuted in Week 1034 (Year 21)
1           2             2 2.000 9 480
  
129
Steve Glomb (AKA Met Veg Slob)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 853 (Year 17)
1           2             2 2.000 17 298
  
129
Steve Offutt (AKA Offset UT Vet)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 107 (Year 3)
1           2             2 2.000 32 194
  
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Annie Sawamura (AKA A New USA Airman!)
Rochester NY
Debuted in Week 1199 (Year 24)
1           2             2 2.000 2 1884
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
140
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Victoria Fombelle (AKA Civil Female Robot)
Rochester NY
Debuted in Week 1174 (Year 24)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1280
  
140
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Jesse Etelson (AKA Seen Sole Jest)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 8 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
2 1         1             2 1.000 3 968
  
140
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David Peckarsky (AKA Vapid Dyke's Rack)
Tucson AZ
Debuted in Week 1195 (Year 24)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1280
  
140
Rob Wolf (AKA Fowl Bro)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 763 (Year 16)
2           2             2 1.000 43 160
  
140
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Kristen Rahman (AKA Rakish Remnant)
,
Debuted in Week 1022 (Year 21)
2     1     1             2 1.000 23 243
  
140
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Jane Pacelli (AKA All I Can Jeep)
Annandale VA
Debuted in Week 785 (Year 16)
2       1   1             2 1.000 5 642
  
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Jack "Milford" Turner (AKA Manlier Fjord Truck)
Milford DE
Debuted in Week 1192 (Year 24)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1280
  
140
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Gil Glass (AKA Gas Gills)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 963 (Year 20)
2           2             2 1.000 3 968
  
140
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Chris Damm (AKA Mad Smirch)
Charles Town WV
Debuted in Week 1042 (Year 21)
2 1         1             2 1.000 11 409
  
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Roger Strauss (AKA Tsar's Grouser)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1197 (Year 24)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1280
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
140
John Kammer (AKA A Jerk? Hmm, No.)
South Riding VA
Debuted in Week 71 (Year 2)
2           2             2 1.000 173 40
  
140
Dave Zarrow (AKA Waved Razor)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 30 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Remaining Persistent Loser
2           2             2 1.000 338 20
  
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Stuart Backer (AKA Tuba Trackers)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 1166 (Year 24)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1280
  
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Chuck Salerno (AKA Sock Launcher)
Chelmsford MA
Debuted in Week 1195 (Year 24)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1280
  
140
Theresa Kowal (AKA A Weaker Sloth)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 919 (Year 19)
2           2             2 1.000 10 431
  
140
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Laura Bennett Peterson (AKA Beat, Unrepentant Loser)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 344 (Year 8)
2           2             2 1.000 28 213
  
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David Kofalt (AKA Lift Vodka Ad)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 773 (Year 16)
2           2             2 1.000 4 774
  
140
Dion Black (AKA A Bold Nick)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 839 (Year 17)
2           1   1         2 1.000 68 116
  
140
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Kevin Tingley (AKA Legit Ink Envy)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 512 (Year 11)
2           2             2 1.000 7 557
  
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Larry McClemons (AKA Mercy, Small Corn!)
Annandale VA
Debuted in Week 1057 (Year 21)
2           2             2 1.000 13 364
  
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140
Josh Feldblyum (AKA Josh My Full Bed)
Louisville KY
Debuted in Week 462 (Year 10)
2           2             2 1.000 28 205
  
140
Susan Thompson (AKA Hasn't No Possum)
Cary NC
Debuted in Week 336 (Year 8)
2           1     1       2 1.000 40 168
  
140
Brian Cohen (AKA Inborn Ache)
Potomac VA
Debuted in Week 613 (Year 13)
2           2             2 1.000 35 183
  
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Douglas Raybeck (AKA Sugary Blockade)
Amherst MA
Debuted in Week 1064 (Year 22)
2           2             2 1.000 5 642
  
140
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Debbie Stewart (AKA Waterbed Bites)
Damascus MD
Debuted in Week 320 (Year 7)
2           2             2 1.000 7 542
  
140
Cheryl Davis (AKA Cash Devilry)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 342 (Year 8)
2                 2       2 1.000 52 141
  
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Steven Steele Cawman (AKA Semen Wave Tentacles)
Poughquag NY
Debuted in Week 1058 (Year 21)
2 1               1       2 1.000 6 569
  
140
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Bob Turvey (AKA Ebb Your TV)
Bristol,
Debuted in Week 1189 (Year 24)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1280
  
140
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Jon Grantham (AKA Northman JAG)
Ashburn VA
Debuted in Week 717 (Year 15)
2           2             2 1.000 4 774
  
140
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Max Gutmann (AKA X-Magnum Ant)
Cupertino CA
Debuted in Week 606 (Year 13)
2           2             2 1.000 6 569
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Claudia Raffman (AKA Fanciful Armada)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 1118 (Year 23)
2           1     1       2 1.000 4 774
  
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Dan Kinney (AKA Deny an Ink)
Charlottesville VA
Debuted in Week 867 (Year 18)
2           2             2 1.000 5 642
  
140
Steven Price (AKA Never Septic)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 552 (Year 12)
2           2             2 1.000 24 241
  
140
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Beth Morgan (AKA Tomb Hanger)
San Francisco CA
Debuted in Week 499 (Year 11)
2           2             2 1.000 31 200
  
140
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Sam Laudenslager (AKA Gradual Lameness)
Burke VA
Debuted in Week 499 (Year 11)
2           1     1       2 1.000 12 370
  
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Ralph Nitkin (AKA A Rink Plinth)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 988 (Year 20)
2           2             2 1.000 8 503
  
140
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Kurt Stahl (AKA Talk Hurts)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 590 (Year 12)
2 1         1             2 1.000 11 399
  
140
Craig Dykstra (AKA Gray Rat's Dick)
Centreville VA
Debuted in Week 792 (Year 16)
Rookie of the Year: 17
Loser of the Year: 17
Most Imporved: 18
Least Imporved: 19
2           2             2 1.000 324 21
  
140
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Alex Jeffrey (AKA Flee Ye Jr. Fax)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 1007 (Year 20)
2           2             2 1.000 10 415
  
140
Barbara Turner (AKA Rear-Burnt Arab)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 524 (Year 11)
2           1     1       2 1.000 138 54
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
140
Stephen Litterst (AKA Spit Shelter-Tent)
Newark DE
Debuted in Week 560 (Year 12)
2       1   1             2 1.000 16 307
  
140
Pie Snelson (AKA Spine Lose'n)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 378 (Year 8)
2           1     1       2 1.000 77 103
  
140
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Kathleen DeBold (AKA The Keen Oddball)
Burtonsville MD
Debuted in Week 697 (Year 14)
2           2             2 1.000 26 225
  
140
Bill Dorner (AKA Boner Drill)
Indianapolis IN
Debuted in Week 885 (Year 18)
2           2             2 1.000 7 542
  
140
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George Smith (AKA Ghost Regime)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 560 (Year 12)
2           2             2 1.000 14 331
  
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Hank Steuver (AKA Nuke Harvest)
unknown UN
Debuted in Week 743 (Year 15)
1                 1       1 1.000 3 968
  
185
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William Liss-Levinson (AKA Villain Sews Millions)
Great Neck NY
Debuted in Week 1187 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Ed Hopkins (AKA Hind-Pokes)
Davidsonville MD
Debuted in Week 165 (Year 4)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
185
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Jim McCormack
Fairfax Va
Debuted in Week 1166 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Bill LeWarne (AKA Lawn Libeler)
Darnestown MD
Debuted in Week 104 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
185
Marc Naimark (AKA Mr. Rack-Mania)
Paris,
Debuted in Week 538 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 13 351
  
185
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Rick Wood (AKA I KO Crowd)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 728 (Year 15)
1           1             1 1.000 4 774
  
185
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Dan Steinbrocker (AKA Ancestor Bred Ink)
Los Angeles CA
Debuted in Week 945 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 8 485
  
185
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Lindsay McClelland (AKA Cycled Inland Malls)
Fairfax,
Debuted in Week 899 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
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Martha Heiner (AKA Therein A Harm)
Basking Ridge NJ
Debuted in Week 1207 (Year 24)
1                 1       1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Bill Lieberman (AKA Nimble Liberal)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 1096 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 10 438
  
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David McCord (AKA DVD c/o Mr. Acid)
Bel Air MD
Debuted in Week 1184 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Jill Renkey (AKA Yellin' Jerk)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 1036 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
185
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Charlie Dawson (AKA Older Chainsaw)
Greenbelt MD
Debuted in Week 1171 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
Jim Lubell (AKA Li'l Jumble)
Hillsboro OR
Debuted in Week 691 (Year 14)
1     1                   1 1.000 21 253
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Paul Totman (AKA Mutant Opal)
Edmonton AB
Debuted in Week 1167 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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David "Alexandria" Smith (AKA Invalided Sixth Armada)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1210 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Jack McCombs (AKA J.C. Combs Mack)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1060 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
185
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Dan Helming (AKA Hind-Leg Man)
Maplewood NJ
Debuted in Week 440 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 4 774
  
185
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Maria LaBerre (AKA A Blearier Ram)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 1177 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Seth Christenfeld (AKA Deflects Her Hints)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 1207 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
Susan Geariety (AKA Austere Saying)
Menifee CA
Debuted in Week 908 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 15 323
  
185
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Kathleen Cross (AKA Cloth Sneakers)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1136 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
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Andy Promisel (AKA Sampled Irony)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1001 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 5 642
  
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Rachel A. Bernhardt (AKA Hard, Arable Trench)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 166 (Year 4)
1           1             1 1.000 9 450
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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David Fialkoff (AKA If Folk, Diva Fad)
North Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 1195 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Mohamed Alosh (AKA Oh, Madam's Hole)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 485 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
Madeleine Begun Kane (AKA Undeniable Geek Name)
Bayside NY
Debuted in Week 882 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 7 527
  
185
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Dan O'Day (AKA Yoda DNA)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1008 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 12 370
  
185
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Ed Scarbrough (AKA Badger Chorus)
Germantown MD
Debuted in Week 1134 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
Marty McCullen (AKA Manly Merc Cult)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 477 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 113 65
  
185
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P. P. Rao (AKA A Prop)
Oxon Hill MD
Debuted in Week 13 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
185
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Eric LeVasseur (AKA Classier Revue)
Seal Beach CA
Debuted in Week 1211 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Sarah Jacobs (AKA Aha! Crass Job)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 1204 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
Meg Sullivan (AKA Slaving Mule)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 14 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 9
1           1             1 1.000 182 39
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Rose Breidenbaugh (AKA A Bungee Shorebird)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1170 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Julius Sanks (AKA Usual NJ Kiss)
Ashburn VA
Debuted in Week 551 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 5 642
  
185
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Brad Kelly (AKA Dark Belly)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 248 (Year 5)
1           1             1 1.000 5 751
  
185
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Nick Semanko (AKA Sicken a Monk)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1197 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Stuart Rogers (AKA Torture Grass)
Toronto ON
Debuted in Week 958 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
185
Melissa Yorks (AKA May Kiss Loser)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 213 (Year 5)
1                 1       1 1.000 26 220
  
185
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Wendy Sparks (AKA Dark Spy News)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1094 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
185
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Daniel J. Mauer (AKA Jailed Manure)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 416 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 8 485
  
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Gigi Thompson Jarvis (AKA Moth-Vaporising Jigs)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 26 (Year 1)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
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Michael Seese (AKA E-mails Cheese)
Chagrin Falls OH
Debuted in Week 1169 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Caroline Warfel (AKA Low Carafe Liner)
Exton PA
Debuted in Week 1173 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
Edmund Conti (AKA Not Dim Dunce)
Raleigh NC
Debuted in Week 728 (Year 15)
1           1             1 1.000 103 75
  
185
Chuck Smith (AKA Hit Schmuck)
Woodbridge VA
Debuted in Week 6 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Society Co-Founder
Loser of the Year: 1, 2, 3
Top-Grossing Loser: 1, 2, 3
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
1           1             1 1.000 840 6
  
185
William Collinge (AKA Camel-Oiling Will)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 498 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 5 642
  
185
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Bruce Ryan (AKA Bean Curry)
Belleville WA
Debuted in Week 1207 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Michael Rosen (AKA Loser Machine)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 1134 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
185
Bill Spencer (AKA Snip! (Reb Cell))
Baltimore MD
Debuted in Week 423 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 63 124
  
185
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Stephen Gaull (AKA Lugs Elephant)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 591 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
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Marilyn Glaser (AKA Alarming Lyres)
Laurel MD
Debuted in Week 14 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
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Andrew Hatziyannis (AKA New Insanity Hazard)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1022 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Julia Shawhan (AKA Has Haul in Jaw)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 960 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 6 569
  
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Jamie Johnson (AKA No Hajj Monies)
Fayetteville WV
Debuted in Week 1211 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
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Liz Thelander (AKA He Lent Lizard)
Bend OR
Debuted in Week 1207 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
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Jon Hensley (AKA Hen Joy Lens)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 951 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
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Kathleen Giotta Delano
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 1213 (Year 24)
1                 1       1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
Anne Paris
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 677 (Year 14)
1                 1       1 1.000 55 138
  
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Mark LeVota (AKA Varlet Amok)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1170 (Year 24)
1     1                   1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Mark Briscoe (AKA Micro-Brakes)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 97 (Year 2)
1           1             1 1.000 10 415
  
185
Dave Garratt (AKA Ravaged Tart)
Silver City NM
Debuted in Week 86 (Year 2)
1             1           1 1.000 66 121
  
185
Scott Slaughter (AKA Hot Glass Cutter)
Mount Airy MD
Debuted in Week 449 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 6 569
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Tim Westmoreland (AKA Dammit, Loser Went)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 142 (Year 3)
1     1                   1 1.000 2 1280
  
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Jeffrey Martin (AKA A Firm, Ferny Jet)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 442 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 14 346
  
185
Sue Lin Chong (AKA One-Inch Slug)
Baltimore MD
Debuted in Week 35 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1       1                 1 1.000 183 37
  
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David Thorne (AKA Avid, Hot Nerd)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 865 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
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Margaret Stevens (AKA Stratagems? Never!)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 1185 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
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Jamie Martindale (AKA Damn Emirate Jail!)
Riga,
Debuted in Week 1072 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 7 542
  
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Gordon Arsenoff (AKA Fond Of Groaners)
Laurel MD
Debuted in Week 697 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
Kenneth Gallant (AKA Ankle-Length Ant)
Conway AR
Debuted in Week 467 (Year 10)
1               1         1 1.000 49 148
  
185
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James Hertsch (AKA He Charms Jets)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 429 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 4 774
  
185
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Chris Filiatreau (AKA Artificial Usher)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1178 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
185
Kyle Hendrickson (AKA Redneck's Holy Ink)
Urbana MD
Debuted in Week 527 (Year 11)
1                 1       1 1.000 86 90
  
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Gregory Dunn (AKA Runner Doggy)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 30 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 7 527
  
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Daphne Steinberg
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 997 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 5 642
  
185
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Burt Freiman (AKA Fruit Barmen)
East Amherst NY
Debuted in Week 1187 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
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Dottie Gray (AKA Argot Deity)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1006 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
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Ray Gallucci (AKA Cry Caligula)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 1061 (Year 21)
1     1                   1 1.000 7 542
  
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Jim Goins (AKA Jingoism!)
Hampton VA
Debuted in Week 1171 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
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Pamela Love (AKA A Maple Vole)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 1170 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
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Alison Candela (AKA Eolian Scandal)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1211 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
Diane Wah (AKA Win Ahead?)
Seattle WA
Debuted in Week 1009 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 18 289
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Paul Comstock (AKA Potluck Comas)
Lancaster PA
Debuted in Week 1155 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
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Mark Mironer (AKA Mr. Iron Maker)
Edina MN
Debuted in Week 1195 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
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Margaret Welsh (AKA Remelt Washrag)
Oakton VA
Debuted in Week 397 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 17 295
  
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Kathryn Perry (AKA Thy Rank Pryer)
Ft. Worth TX
Debuted in Week 1066 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 6 630
  
185
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Martin Smith (AKA Mantis Mirth)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 1185 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Mark Prysant (AKA Smarty Prank)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1187 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
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Barry Brennessel (AKA Beryl Barrenness)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 852 (Year 17)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1182
  
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Josh Calder (AKA Hadj Closer)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 241 (Year 5)
1           1             1 1.000 4 774
  
185
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Susan Shapiro (AKA A Passion Rush)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 729 (Year 15)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
Bill Curtis (AKA Cubist Rill)
Ft. Worth TX
Debuted in Week 1178 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Mike Merrigan (AKA I, Mr. Meager Ink)
Riverdale Park MD
Debuted in Week 1204 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
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Tom Gearty (AKA Go Try Meat)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 16 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 2
1           1             1 1.000 29 204
  
185
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Leigh Giza (AKA "Gigli" Haze)
Centreville VA
Debuted in Week 717 (Year 15)
1           1             1 1.000 5 707
  
185
Sylvia Betts (AKA Tests Viably)
Vancouver BC
Debuted in Week 607 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 25 232
  
185
Dave Komornik (AKA More Vodka = Ink)
Danville VA
Debuted in Week 458 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 59 130
  
185
Nandini Lal (AKA Inland Nail)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 926 (Year 19)
1                 1       1 1.000 9 450
  
185
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Susanne Pierce Dyer (AKA Ensure A Presidency)
Suisun City C
Debuted in Week 1178 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Ted Weitzman (AKA New Tame Ditz)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 1110 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
185
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Peter Boice (AKA Poetic Beer)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 566 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 8 485
  
185
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Tim Allen (AKA Male Lint)
Chapel Hill NC
Debuted in Week 14 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Bruce Johnson (AKA Bench Sojourn)
Churchton MD
Debuted in Week 152 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 6 601
  
185
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Larry Gordon (AKA Long Dry Roar)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 65 (Year 2)
1           1             1 1.000 9 457
  
185
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Michele L. Uhler (AKA Mule Chill Here)
Ft. Washington MD
Debuted in Week 46 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 10 424
  
185
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Homeira Ghorbani (AKA A Mohair Neighbor)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 991 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
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Loyd Dillon (AKA No, Oddly Ill)
Charlotte NC
Debuted in Week 1207 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
David Franks (AKA Sad NKVD Fair)
Greenland AR
Debuted in Week 447 (Year 10)
1   1                     1 1.000 14 344
  
185
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Lauren Foley (AKA A Felony Lure)
unknown,
Debuted in Week 1194 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Jill Fosse (AKA Fills Joes)
University Park MD
Debuted in Week 1026 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
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Carol Teitelbaum (AKA Bicameral Outlet)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 1183 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Philip Justus (AKA His Pupils Jut)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 928 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 6 569
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
185
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Jeffrey Steinberg (AKA Jester Frying Beef)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 1170 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Terry Reimer (AKA Retire Merry)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 948 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
185
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Patricia Howard
,
Debuted in Week 1206 (Year 24)
1                 1       1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
Peter Jenkins (AKA Ten Pink Jeers)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 497 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 20 263
  
185
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Keith Ord (AKA Irked, Hot)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 1204 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
Valerie Holt (AKA Lovelier Hat)
Ft. Washington MD
Debuted in Week 555 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 4 774
  
185
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Eileen Doll
Gwynn Oak MD
Debuted in Week 1204 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Alfred Lubran (AKA Rerun Bad Fall?)
unknown,
Debuted in Week 1194 (Year 24)
1                 1       1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Peter Hammond (AKA Moth Dampener)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 1183 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
Jason Russo (AKA Ass Sojourn)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 423 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 23 243
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Frank Mullen III (AKA Am Ink Nullifier)
Aledo IL
Debuted in Week 438 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 40 170
  
185
Martin Bancroft (AKA Front Manic Brat)
Bellevue WA
Debuted in Week 597 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 77 104
  
185
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Robert Carlisle (AKA Terrible Carols)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 488 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 4 774
  
185
Mark Holt (AKA Oh, Mr. Talk)
Ft. Washington MD
Debuted in Week 795 (Year 16)
1               1         1 1.000 7 527
  
185
Gregory Koch (AKA Grey Hog Cork)
Storrs CT
Debuted in Week 908 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 22 249
  
185
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Marilyn Pifer (AKA Primal Finery)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 1070 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
185
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Ricardo Rodriguez (AKA Crazier Odd Rigour)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 1123 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
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Timothy Kloth (AKA My, Hot, Hot Kilt)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1079 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
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Sean Doherty (AKA Soy Adherent)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1211 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Colleen McGuire (AKA Cringe Molecule)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 13 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
185
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Leonard Williams (AKA Wild Loser Animal)
Ft. Wayne IN
Debuted in Week 792 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
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Maria LeBerre (AKA A Merrier Bale)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 1202 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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David Lang (AKA Dig Vandal)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 534 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
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Kelly Ronayne (AKA Ye Lanky Loner)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1063 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 7 542
  
185
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Kate Sternberg (AKA Banker, Get Rest!)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 631 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
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Brian Collins (AKA Can Iron Bills)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 668 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
185
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Allen R. Breon (AKA Learn Nobler)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 86 (Year 2)
1           1             1 1.000 10 424
  
185
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Elizabeth McQueen (AKA Beach Element Quiz)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1202 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Jim Swartz (AKA Mr. Zit Jaws)
Madison NJ
Debuted in Week 1168 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Skip Livingston (AKA Living Ink Spots)
Hopewell VA
Debuted in Week 977 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 6 601
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
185
Andy Bassett (AKA Beast Dynast)
New Plymouth,
Debuted in Week 568 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 41 165
  
185
Inge Ashley (AKA Shiny Eagle)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 724 (Year 15)
1                 1       1 1.000 6 569
  
185
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Thomas Glynn (AKA Manly Thongs)
Los Altos CA
Debuted in Week 1176 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
J. Calvin Smith (AKA Jam Shiv, Clint)
Talking Rock GA
Debuted in Week 60 (Year 2)
1           1             1 1.000 44 159
  
185
Randy Lee (AKA Yale Nerd)
Burke VA
Debuted in Week 605 (Year 13)
Most Imporved: 15
1           1             1 1.000 99 82
  
185
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Roger L. Browdy (AKA Blow Roger Dry)
Kensington MD
Debuted in Week 172 (Year 4)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1280
  
185
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Terri Berg Smith (AKA Grim Beer Thirst)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1073 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 4 887
  
185
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Jesse Aronson (AKA So Jeans Snore?)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1210 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Rhoda Feigenbaum (AKA A Beheading Forum)
Oakton VA
Debuted in Week 1202 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
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Heather Allen (AKA Lethal Hen Era)
Chapel Hill NC
Debuted in Week 14 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 5 642
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Paul Jackson (AKA USA Jock Plan)
Malabar FL
Debuted in Week 1210 (Year 24)
1       1                 1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Robin Grove (AKA Roving Bore)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 6 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 111 71
  
185
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Nancy Della Rovere (AKA Lovely Arcane Nerd)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1135 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 8 485
  
185
Paul Kondis (AKA So Ink Up, Lad!)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 14 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1                 1       1 1.000 89 87
  
185
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Steve McClemons (AKA Let's cc: Me Venoms)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 665 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 11 403
  
185
Kevin D'Eustachio (AKA Devious Ink Cheat)

Debuted in Week 447 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 17 298
  
185
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Holly Saunders (AKA Holy Laundress)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 1210 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
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Charles Trahan (AKA Her Charlatans)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 660 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 5 642
  
185
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Mark Pomponi (AKA Ink Ammo Prop)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 1213 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2079
  
185
Phyllis Reinhard (AKA Randy Hellish Rip)
East Fallowfield PA
Debuted in Week 341 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 129 58
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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John Winant (AKA John Want In)
Bellevue NE
Debuted in Week 863 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 12 381
  
185
Mark Richardson (AKA Ardor Charms Ink)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 840 (Year 17)
1       1                 1 1.000 49 149
  
185
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David Friedman (AKA A Farm Dividend)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 837 (Year 17)
1           1             1 1.000 27 217
  
185
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Lewis Lesansky (AKA Sly Ink Weasels)
Burke VA
Debuted in Week 614 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
185
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Will Cramer (AKA Raw Cell Rim)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 118 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 22 248
  
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Emily Davis (AKA Smiley Diva)
Bloomington IN
Debuted in Week 1119 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 5 707