| YEAR 32 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | I | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 33 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 14 | 50 | 554 | 1187 | 5 | ||
| 2: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 3 | 1 | 2 | 43 | 1 | 15 | 50 | 970 | 1070 | 7 | |||||
| 3: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 31 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 39 | 79 | 2673 | 1 | |||
| 4: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 1 | 3 | 1 | 29 | 1 | 3 | 14 | 38 | 626 | 1921 | 2 | ||||
| 5: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 2 | 1 | 1 | 27 | 1 | 12 | 32 | 938 | 729 | 12 | |||||
| 6: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 1 | 2 | 24 | 15 | 27 | 1287 | 309 | 34 | |||||||
| 7: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 21 | 9 | 26 | 1323 | 211 | 47 | |||||
| 8: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | 1 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 1 | 10 | 25 | 1503 | 123 | 85 | ||||||
| 9: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | 1 | 1 | 19 | 1 | 12 | 22 | 1401 | 168 | 65 | |||||||
| 10: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 13 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 10 | 21 | 7 | 1808 | 3 | |||||
| 11: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 19 | 7 | 20 | 979 | 1051 | 8 | ||||||||
| 12: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 19 | 8 | 19 | 1326 | 192 | 54 | |||||||||
| 13: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 14 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 19 | 558 | 1006 | 9 | |||||
| 14: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 1 | 16 | 1 | 12 | 18 | 871 | 617 | 15 | |||||||
| 15: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL | 2 | 13 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 17 | 604 | 960 | 10 | ||||||
| 16: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | LIL | 15 | 10 | 15 | 1051 | 457 | 19 | |||||||||
| 17: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 1 | 1 | 13 | 12 | 15 | 1463 | 109 | 106 | |||||||
| 18: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | 4 | 6 | 2 | 10 | 12 | 339 | 463 | 18 | ||||||||
| 19: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 1 | 10 | 5 | 11 | 1286 | 109 | 107 | ||||||||
| 20: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 1 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 11 | 1162 | 113 | 102 | |||||||
| 21: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 11 | 10 | 11 | 120 | 526 | 17 | |||||||||
| 22: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 8 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 10 | 1482 | 53 | 183 | ||||||||
| 23: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 9 | 6 | 9 | 7 | 623 | 14 | |||||||||
| 24: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 7 | 2 | 8 | 136 | 435 | 21 | |||||||||
| 25: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 7 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 1386 | 52 | 186 | |||||||||
| 26: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 8 | 5 | 8 | 802 | 166 | 66 | ||||||||||
| 27: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 8 | 6 | 8 | 1253 | 151 | 69 | |||||||||
| 28: Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 6 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 613 | 58 | 170 | |||||||||
| 29: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 7 | 4 | 7 | 967 | 33 | 243 | ||||||||||
| 30: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 1 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 1482 | 40 | 214 | |||||||||
| 31: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 6 | 5 | 6 | 1324 | 117 | 93 | ||||||||||
| 32: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY | 6 | 5 | 6 | 1477 | 113 | 101 | |||||||||
| 33: Terri Berg Smith | Grim Beer Thirst | 1 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 1073 | 62 | 163 | |||||||||
| 34: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 5 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 116 | 94 | |||||||||
| 35: Steven Price | Never Septic | 5 | 2 | 5 | 552 | 40 | 213 | ||||||||||
| 36: Richard Franklin | Arr! Flinch In Dark! | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 1330 | 37 | 223 | ||||||||
| 37: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 5 | 3 | 5 | 1324 | 102 | 114 | ||||||||||
| 38: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 4 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 42 | 210 | ||||||||
| 39: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 2 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 765 | 163 | 67 | ||||||||
| 40: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 5 | 4 | 5 | 708 | 95 | 118 | ||||||||||
| 41: Craig Dykstra | Gray Rat's Dick | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 4 | 1 | 4 | 792 | 387 | 26 | |||||||||
| 42: Seth Christenfeld | Deflects Her Hints | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 1207 | 8 | 608 | |||||||||
| 43: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1005 | 313 | 32 | |||||||||
| 44: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1222 | 28 | 271 | ||||||||||
| 45: Matt Monitto | Man Tit Motto | 4 | 2 | 4 | 902 | 179 | 59 | ||||||||||
| 46: Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 4 | 2 | 4 | 499 | 309 | 35 | ||||||||||
| 47: Rob Wolf | Fowl Bro | 4 | 2 | 4 | 763 | 81 | 134 | ||||||||||
| 48: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 4 | 3 | 4 | 310 | 103 | 112 | ||||||||||
| 49: Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 4 | 3 | 4 | 944 | 136 | 76 | ||||||||||
| 50: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 524 | 202 | 49 | ||||||||
| 51: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 4 | 4 | 4 | 1140 | 184 | 56 | ||||||||||
| 52: David Franks | Dark Vids Fan | 4 | 4 | 4 | 447 | 24 | 305 | ||||||||||
| 53: Bill Dorner | Boner Drill | 3 | 2 | 3 | 885 | 162 | 68 | ||||||||||
| 54: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1394 | 11 | 501 | ||||||||||
| 55: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 3 | 3 | 3 | 735 | 56 | 174 | ||||||||||
| 56: Joan Witte | A Wet Joint | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1528 | 5 | 860 | |||||||||
| 57: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 908 | 51 | 188 | |||||||||
| 58: Becky Foster | Oft By Creeks | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1455 | 3 | 1250 | |||||||||
| 59: Jonathan Hardis | Had a Short Ninja | 2 | 1 | 2 | 907 | 76 | 138 | ||||||||||
| 60: Michael Gips | Magic Lips, Eh? | MIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 509 | 312 | 33 | |||||||||
| 61: Ted Weitzman | New Tame Ditz | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1110 | 6 | 744 | ||||||||||
| 62: Andrew Rosenberg | Erred (Wrong Beans) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1403 | 10 | 512 | |||||||||
| 63: Ann Fisher | Shrine Fan | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1578 | 2 | 2367 | |||||||||
| 64: Kenneth Enright | Think Green Then | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1578 | 2 | 2368 | ||||||||||
| 65: Tim Livengood | I Vomit Golden | 2 | 2 | 2 | 485 | 13 | 458 | ||||||||||
| 66: Howard Walderman | Raw and Mad Howler | 2 | 2 | 2 | 212 | 220 | 45 | ||||||||||
| 67: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 2 | 2 | 2 | 759 | 18 | 373 | ||||||||||
| 68: Pamela Love | A Maple Vole | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1170 | 23 | 314 | ||||||||||
| 69: Steve Honley | Svelte Honey | 2 | 2 | 2 | 447 | 122 | 87 | ||||||||||
| 70: Dan Steinbrocker | Ancestor Bred Ink | 2 | 2 | 2 | 945 | 21 | 340 | ||||||||||
| 71: Scott Ableman | Not Calm Beast | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1219 | 5 | 859 | ||||||||||
| 72: David Sarokin | Savor Ink, I Add | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1381 | 3 | 1487 | ||||||||||
| 73: Patrick Huss | Puckish Star | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1579 | 1 | 5426 | ||||||||||
| 74: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 1 | 1 | 1 | 360 | 123 | 86 | ||||||||||
| 75: Josh Feldblyum | Josh My Full Bed | 1 | 1 | 1 | 462 | 38 | 220 | ||||||||||
| 76: Luther Jett | Let Jet Thru | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1081 | 2 | 2292 | ||||||||||
| 77: Valerie Holt | Lovelier Hat | 1 | 1 | 1 | 555 | 10 | 553 | ||||||||||
| 78: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 375 | 27 | |||||||||
| 79: Stephanie Martin | Interim Pheasant | 1 | 1 | 1 | 192 | 2 | 1902 | ||||||||||
| 80: John McCooey | Ye Mojo Conch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 903 | 113 | 103 | ||||||||||
| 81: Kyle Bonney | Keenly Bony | 1 | 1 | 1 | 266 | 16 | 398 | ||||||||||
| 82: Elliott Shevin | Loveliest Hint | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1202 | 27 | 282 | ||||||||||
| 83: Laura M. Clairmont | Ultramoral, Manic | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 18 | 372 | |||||||||
| 84: Ann Martin | Arm-Tannin' | 1 | 1 | 1 | 547 | 125 | 83 | ||||||||||
| 85: Jim Derby | My Red Jib | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1072 | 10 | 541 | ||||||||||
| 86: Charles Trahan | Her Charlatans | 1 | 1 | 1 | 660 | 7 | 687 | ||||||||||
| 87: Chuck Helwig | Hug, Chew, Lick | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1274 | 28 | 274 | ||||||||||
| 88: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1195 | 55 | 178 | ||||||||||
| 89: Doug Hembrey | Humor Be Edgy | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1400 | 3 | 1489 | ||||||||||
| 90: John Winant | John Want In | 1 | 1 | 1 | 863 | 23 | 310 | ||||||||||
| 91: Steve Geist | Give Testes | 1 | 1 | 1 | 486 | 6 | 733 | ||||||||||
| 92: Terry Reimer | Retire Merry | 1 | 1 | 1 | 948 | 7 | 695 | ||||||||||
| 93: Lawrence McGuire | Crueler New Magic | 1 | 1 | 1 | 419 | 314 | 31 | ||||||||||
| 94: Kathy Sheeran | Yanks Heather | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1547 | 5 | 939 | ||||||||||
| 95: Marni Penning Coleman | No-Name Planning Crime | 1 | 1 | 1 | 670 | 45 | 201 | ||||||||||
| 96: Dave Airozo | A Varied Zoo | 1 | 1 | 1 | 919 | 68 | 153 | ||||||||||
| 97: Ward Kay | Dark Way | 1 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 129 | 80 | ||||||||||
| 98: William Pifer-Foote | Faerie Pillow Motif | 1 | 1 | 1 | 375 | 5 | 889 | ||||||||||
| 99: Jennifer Hart | Ninth Free Jar | HOF Y1V MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 653 | 13 | |||||||||
| 100: Phil Plait | A Pith Pill | 1 | 1 | 1 | 116 | 16 | 391 | ||||||||||
| 101: Ted Spencer | Rented Pecs | 1 | 1 | 1 | 60 | 3 | 1291 | ||||||||||
| 102: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 1 | 1 | 440 | 54 | 182 | ||||||||||
| 103: Mark Asquino | An OK Marquis | 1 | 1 | 1 | 900 | 15 | 414 | ||||||||||
| 104: Richard Alexander | Handcar Axle Rider | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1591 | 1 | 5427 | ||||||||||
| 105: Chuck Smith | Hit Schmuck | HOF Y1V LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 864 | 11 | |||||||||
| 106: Heather Spence | Has Threepence | 1 | 1 | 1 | 967 | 15 | 411 | ||||||||||
| 107: Dave Scheiber | Archived Bees | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1490 | 2 | 2362 | ||||||||||
| 108: Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 1 | 1 | 1 | 759 | 29 | 263 | ||||||||||
| 109: Connie Dobbins Akers | Do Obscene Brains Ink? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1270 | 5 | 933 | ||||||||||
| 110: Richard Riccardi | Rid Rich Acrid Car | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1287 | 8 | 610 | ||||||||||
| 111: Sandy Riccardi | Dry Cardiac Sin | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1287 | 9 | 565 |