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STANDINGS FOR YEAR 33
03/13/2025 - 03/05/2026
Weeks 1633 - 1684

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1675

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YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER GRANOLA
SMEAR		 AWARDS W 2 3 4 H L I P T M A APPEAR-
ANCES		 TOTAL
INKS		 DEBUT
WEEK		 CAREER
INKS		 CAREER
RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich Craven Fish Jokes HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL 5 4 10 110 5 1 15 9 40 159 554 1500 5
2: Duncan Stevens Unscented Vans HOF MIL LOTY TGL 2 2 4 3 109 2 43 122 970 1288 6
3: Chris Doyle He Do Lyrics HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL 3 2 2 3 77 1 11 12 1 40 112 79 2880 1
4: Kevin Dopart Deviant Pork HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL 4 1 5 2 83 5 9 41 109 626 2114 2
5: Mark Raffman Frank Farm, Ma HOF LOTY MIL LIL 5 2 3 5 82 34 97 979 1216 7
6: Leif Picoult Politic Fuel MIL 1 2 2 2 50 2 31 59 1401 268 38
7: Jonathan Jensen Jan Neatens John LOTY 3 4 2 1 45 3 28 58 1287 421 23
8: Judy Freed Fey Dude Jr. LOTY ROTY 2 2 1 43 4 2 3 23 57 1503 230 46
9: Frank Osen Senna Fork HOF MIL LOTY LIL 3 1 2 2 49 25 57 938 824 12
10: Jeffrey Contompasis Enjoys Office Tramps HOF MIL LOTY 2 2 1 48 4 25 57 558 1114 8
11: Jon Gearhart Jargon Hater HOF LIL 2 1 44 2 2 4 33 55 1051 554 18
12: Tom Witte Tome Twit HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY 1 2 43 5 2 29 53 7 1896 3
13: Gary Crockett Try Gecko Cart HOF ROTY LOTY 2 39 2 1 25 44 871 687 13
14: Beverley Sharp Brave Shy Leper HOF LOTY MIL 1 1 32 2 2 3 22 41 604 1038 10
15: Jon Ketzner Not Zen-Jerk ROTY 2 1 1 35 22 39 1253 219 52
16: Sam Mertens Smartens Me LOTY ROTY 3 3 30 17 36 1323 282 37
17: Neil Kurland Dull Ink Near 1 1 28 3 17 33 1482 96 120
18: Art Grinath Rag-Thin Rat 2 1 1 26 18 30 106 465 21
19: Pam Shermeyer Hep Yammerers MIL 2 27 15 29 1463 167 70
20: Steve "Potomac" Smith Machetes Stop Vomit ROTY MIL LIL 2 1 24 1 17 28 1326 238 45
21: Jonathan Paul Oh, Plan A Jaunt 2 1 24 11 27 136 473 20
22: Roy Ashley Horsey Lay HOF LIL 2 24 20 26 120 579 17
23: Michael Stein Alien Chemist 2 1 21 1 17 25 1482 85 130
24: Rob Cohen Echo-Born 1 2 1 1 17 1 15 23 765 205 53
25: David Prevar Pravda Diver HOF 10 1 8 1 2 15 22 339 501 19
26: Stuart Segal Regal Status Y1V 1 1 16 1 3 17 22 4 67 160
27: Stephen Dudzik "Puke" Zenith, DDS HOF Y1V RPL LIL 18 14 18 7 671 14
28: Lee Graham Eagle Harm 1 15 12 16 1162 137 77
29: Eric Nelkin E'er In Clink LIL 1 14 10 15 1286 128 89
30: Jeff Hazle Elf Haj Fez 14 10 14 802 191 60
31: Barbara Turner Rear-Burnt Arab 1 11 1 10 13 524 228 49
32: Diana Oertel A Lone Tirade 1 11 1 11 13 967 59 178
33: Jesse Rifkin If Inks, Jeers 1 11 10 12 1324 134 82
34: Jeff Shirley Fish Fly, Jeer MIL 11 7 11 1005 331 31
35: Gregory Koch Grey Hog Cork 1 1 7 2 8 11 908 73 150
36: Mike Ostapiej I Joke, I'm A Pest 1 10 10 11 767 101 117
37: Daniel Galef Leading Flea 1 9 6 10 1187 62 172
38: William C. Kennard I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well 8 2 9 10 360 146 74
39: Tim Watts Twist Mat 9 2 9 918 20 345
40: Malcolm Fleschner Calm Cells From Hen 1 8 5 9 310 113 106
41: Jeff Rackow Jafferwock 2 6 1 8 9 1386 67 159
42: Laura M. Clairmont Ultramoral, Manic Y1V 1 6 1 2 8 50 26 290
43: Brendan Beary Ran Beery Band HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 7 3 8 195 1106 9
44: Terri Berg Smith Grim Beer Thirst 8 8 8 1073 76 141
45: Hildy Zampella My Pallid Hazel 7 4 7 1140 192 59
46: Rob Huffman Burn Off Ham! 7 7 7 918 264 39
47: Mia Wyatt Waa! My Tit! 6 2 6 759 24 309
48: Laurie Brink A Burlier Ink 1 1 3 1 3 6 708 101 115
49: Ben Aronin Born Inane 1 5 3 6 350 120 97
50: Bernard Brink Barn-Bred Rink 1 5 3 6 759 35 236
51: Sarah Walsh A Shawl Rash 1 5 3 6 1324 126 91
52: Debbie Stewart Waterbed Bites 1 5 3 6 320 36 232
53: David Peckarsky Vapid Dyke's Rack 2 4 5 6 1195 62 173
54: Dan Helming Hind-Leg Man 1 5 6 6 440 64 168
55: Jon Cannon A Non-NJ Con 6 6 6 1628 7 712
56: Matt Monitto Man Tit Motto 5 1 6 6 902 185 62
57: Steven Price Never Septic 5 2 5 552 45 207
58: Steve Honley Svelte Honey 5 2 5 447 128 90
59: Dan Steinbrocker Ancestor Bred Ink 5 5 5 945 30 265
60: Howard Walderman Raw and Mad Howler 5 5 5 212 230 47
61: Neal Starkman Laments A Rank 5 5 5 944 152 72
62: Mary McNamara Mr. Canary Mama 4 1 4 1222 33 244
63: Andrew Rosenberg Erred (Wrong Beans) 4 2 4 1403 14 423
64: Ann Martin Arm-Tannin' 4 3 4 547 130 86
65: Elliott Shevin Loveliest Hint 4 3 4 1202 32 251
66: Michael Gips Magic Lips, Eh? MIL 4 3 4 509 322 33
67: Larry Rifkin Arr! Irkin' Fly! 4 4 4 1394 15 416
68: Deborah Hensley Hey! Bean Holders! 1 1 1 1 3 657 8 606
69: Craig Dykstra Gray Rat's Dick LOTY ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 2 3 792 398 25
70: Karen Lambert Mere Barn Talk LOTY ROTY LIL 3 2 3 1477 125 92
71: Pamela Love A Maple Vole 3 2 3 1170 26 297
72: Larry Peterson Errors Aplenty 3 2 3 1618 4 1031
73: Leslie Franson Realness of Nil 3 3 3 1553 4 1155
74: Brian Cohen Inborn Ache 3 3 3 613 65 167
75: Valerie Holt Lovelier Hat 2 1 3 3 555 13 464
76: Richard Alexander Handcar Axle Rider 3 3 3 1591 4 1156
77: Andy Bassett Beast Dynast 2 1 2 568 46 206
78: Bruce Johnson Bench Sojourn 1 1 1 2 152 11 508
79: Dave Scheiber Archived Bees 2 1 2 1490 4 1030
80: Chuck Helwig Hug, Chew, Lick 2 1 2 1274 31 257
81: Mike Hammer Harm? I'm Meek! Y1V 2 1 2 5 118 99
82: Perry Beider Red Berry Pie 2 1 2 735 58 180
83: Steve Langer Verse Tangle 2 1 2 636 50 199
84: Pam Sweeney Weepy MENSA 2 1 2 499 311 35
85: Nancy Meyer Cry, "An Enemy!" 1 1 1 2 1608 4 973
86: Sharon Neeman Sane, Harm None 2 1 2 1276 7 681
87: John Conti Notch Join 2 1 2 547 21 329
88: Russell Beland Dullness Baler HOF LIL MIL LOTY 2 1 2 73 1553 4
89: Joel Cockrell Cool Cell Jerk 2 1 2 896 8 628
90: Mark Asquino An OK Marquis 2 2 2 900 21 341
91: Jay Shuck Yuk! Has JC ROTY LOTY 2 2 2 640 222 51
92: Robyn Carlson Snarly Bronco 2 2 2 1026 43 213
93: Rick Haynes He Is Cranky 2 2 2 323 174 65
94: David McCord DVD c/o Mr. Acid 2 2 2 1184 3 1484
95: Stuart Anderson Sad Sour Entrant 1 1 2 2 1341 9 567
96: John Kupiec I Punch Joke Y1V 2 2 2 15 45 208
97: Steve Geist Give Testes 1 1 1 486 10 531
98: Alethea Dopart Had Pa Tolerate 1 1 1 945 6 725
99: Jane Auerbach Aha! Cajun Beer! 1 1 1 521 106 111
100: Jeff Brechlin Beef Flinch, Jr. 1 1 1 422 398 26
101: Connie Dobbins Akers Do Obscene Brains Ink? 1 1 1 1270 8 653
102: Elizabeth Ewert Let There Be A Wiz! 1 1 1 1632 1 5441
103: Jim Proulx Lo, Jr. Mixup 1 1 1 585 2 2126
104: Sandy Riccardi Dry Cardiac Sin 1 1 1 1287 10 535
105: Stephen Gilberg Gentle Pig Herbs 1 1 1 759 15 417
106: Dave Zarrow Waved Razor Y1V RPL 1 1 1 30 378 28
107: Elizabeth Kline Likeable Zenith 1 1 1 1008 12 493
108: Marc Leibert Calmer Biter 1 1 1 439 53 191
109: Michael Porcello Polemical Choler 1 1 1 1222 4 1028
110: Michael Rosen Loser Machine 1 1 1 1134 7 707
111: Paul Madigan A Pun? I Am Glad! 1 1 1 1400 2 2352
112: Rob Wolf Fowl Bro 1 1 1 763 82 134
113: Ward Kay Dark Way 1 1 1 58 131 85
114: Marty Gold A Godly Mr. T 1 1 1 1453 14 439
115: Gregory Dunn Runner Doggy Y1V 1 1 1 30 11 514
116: Jim Markisohn Him? Major Inks! 1 1 1 1646 1 5442
117: Mark Houser Harm? OK, Sure! 1 1 1 1647 1 5443
118: Alex Blackwood Cooked Wax Ball 1 1 1 1142 12 490
119: Mark Holt Oh, Mr. Talk 1 1 1 795 19 369
120: Dave Metzger Vet Grazed Me 1 1 1 1617 2 2379
121: Norm Young Mr. No-No Guy 1 1 1 1652 1 5444
122: Rebekah Bundang Banned Hug Break 1 1 1 1141 3 1481
123: Thomas A. Logan Lo-Goat Shaman 1 1 1 85 6 761
124: Melissa Balmain Salable Animism 1 1 1 941 223 50
125: Jim Schaefer Fresh Ice Jam 1 1 1 1608 2 2378
126: Robin Diallo Oi! Brain Doll! 1 1 1 437 16 402
127: Alan Clark Call a Nark 1 1 1 1657 1 5445
128: David Firstman Avid Mind Farts 1 1 1 1659 1 5446
129: Howard Ausden E-Awards Hound 1 1 1 1375 4 1153
130: Dave Garratt Ravaged Tart 1 1 1 86 87 128
131: Lawrence McGuire Crueler New Magic 1 1 1 419 315 34
132: Marian Carlsson Crass Roman Nail 1 1 1 98 13 452
133: Jay Branegan Grab Any Jean 1 1 1 1660 1 5447
134: Don Weingarten A New Nerd Got In 1 1 1 1661 1 5448
135: Sally Booher Real Sly Hobo 1 1 1 131 2 1876
136: Barry Sackin Binary Racks 1 1 1 951 7 669
137: Rivka Liss-Levinson Snails Involve Risk 1 1 1 1142 15 415
138: Andrew Spitzler Lizards Rent Pew 1 1 1 59 5 878
139: Mary Olson Sly Maroon Y1V 1 1 1 38 11 507
140: Paul A. Alter Up a Lateral Y1V 1 1 1 41 27 284
141: Stephen W. Buchanan Punch The Wannabes Y1V 1 1 1 52 5 876
142: Kathy Sheeran Yanks Heather 1 1 1 1547 8 656
143: Tim Livengood I Vomit Golden 1 1 1 485 15 421
144: Felix McBundy X-Film By Dunce Y1V 1 1 1 4 5 814
145: Gynny Katon Nanny Got KY Y1V 1 1 1 4 2 1706
146: Rich Stone Rots Niche Y1V 1 1 1 4 2 1705
147: Carol McDonald Calm Cad? Lord, No! 1 1 1 1665 1 5449
148: Julia Griffin Frugal In Fiji 1 1 1 1413 3 1500
149: Chuck Smith Hit Schmuck HOF Y1V LOTY 1 1 1 6 866 11
150: Jeffrey Carl Fry Calf. Jeer. 1 1 1 120 2 1858
151: Jennifer Hart Ninth Free Jar HOF Y1V MIL LOTY 1 1 1 11 655 15
152: Jim Burger Re: Jug Brim 1 1 1 1669 1 5450
153: Marshall Begel Large Balls? Meh. 1 1 1 1596 3 1509
154: Tim Stanonik Mink Station 1 1 1 1670 1 5451
155: Bill Glassbrook Gas Blob or Skill? 1 1 1 69 3 1297
156: Charles P. Boyle Leprosy Bleach 1 1 1 69 5 808
157: Peter Orazem A Zero Temper 1 1 1 69 2 1798
158: Ray Keaney Yanker? Aye! 1 1 1 1672 1 5452