| YEAR 34 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 2 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 13 | 554 | 1559 | 4 | ||||
| 2: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 1 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 9 | 79 | 2907 | 1 | |||||
| 3: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 9 | 1503 | 249 | 42 | ||||||
| 4: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 8 | 4 | 9 | 970 | 1318 | 6 | |||||||
| 5: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 7 | 3 | 8 | 136 | 493 | 20 | ||||||||
| 6: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 1 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 626 | 2140 | 2 | |||||||
| 7: Donald Norum | A London Drum | 1 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 1455 | 27 | 282 | ||||||||
| 8: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1287 | 434 | 23 | ||||||||
| 9: Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | 4 | 2 | 4 | 106 | 474 | 21 | |||||||||
| 10: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 4 | 3 | 4 | 871 | 703 | 13 | ||||||||
| 11: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | MIL LOTY | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1401 | 283 | 38 | |||||||
| 12: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY LIL | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1477 | 128 | 90 | ||||||||
| 13: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1482 | 105 | 112 | |||||||||
| 14: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | HOF | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 339 | 513 | 19 | |||||||
| 15: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 524 | 234 | 47 | ||||||||
| 16: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 908 | 77 | 142 | ||||||||
| 17: Jennifer Hart | Ninth Free Jar | HOF Y1V MIL LOTY | 2 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 659 | 15 | ||||||||
| 18: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1162 | 142 | 76 | |||||||||
| 19: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 676 | 14 | |||||||
| 20: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1463 | 178 | 65 | ||||||||
| 21: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1286 | 133 | 83 | |||||||
| 22: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V LIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 1910 | 3 | |||||||
| 23: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 120 | 582 | 17 | |||||||
| 24: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 979 | 1240 | 7 | |||||||
| 25: Jonathan Hardis | Had a Short Ninja | 1 | 1 | 1 | 907 | 77 | 139 | |||||||||
| 26: Frank Stanonik | Frank Inks A Ton | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1683 | 1 | 5461 | |||||||||
| 27: Bill Jacobs | I Call Job B.S. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1557 | 3 | 1512 | |||||||||
| 28: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 1 | 1 | 1 | 967 | 60 | 176 | |||||||||
| 29: Jon Cannon | A Non-NJ Con | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1628 | 9 | 601 | |||||||||
| 30: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1253 | 226 | 51 | ||||||||
| 31: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 1 | 1 | 1 | 765 | 212 | 53 | |||||||||
| 32: Jean Sorensen | Non-Sane Jeers | MIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 299 | 36 | ||||||||
| 33: Kevin Cuddihy | Chunky Divide | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 100 | 119 | ||||||||
| 34: Meg Sullivan | Slaving Mule | Y1V LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 184 | 63 | ||||||||
| 35: Russell Beland | Dullness Baler | HOF LIL MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 73 | 1556 | 5 | ||||||||
| 36: Tom O'Connor | No Cot Moron | 1 | 1 | 1 | 382 | 2 | 2021 | |||||||||
| 37: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1324 | 139 | 77 | |||||||||
| 38: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 73 | 151 | ||||||||
| 39: Trevor Stone Irvin | Invite Snort Rover | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1685 | 1 | 5462 | |||||||||
| 40: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 558 | 1126 | 8 | ||||||||
| 41: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | HOF LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1051 | 561 | 18 | ||||||||
| 42: Allen R. Breon | Learn Nobler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 86 | 13 | 445 | |||||||||
| 43: Larry Carnahan | "Ran a Clan" Harry | 1 | 1 | 1 | 551 | 15 | 422 | |||||||||
| 44: Noah Meyerson | Honey Moaners | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 46 | 28 | 279 |