| YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 1 | 2 | 16 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 23 | 554 | 1364 | 5 | |||
| 2: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 2 | 6 | 19 | 626 | 2024 | 2 | ||||
| 3: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 18 | 6 | 19 | 970 | 1185 | 6 | |||||||
| 4: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | LOTY ROTY | 15 | 2 | 5 | 17 | 1503 | 190 | 56 | |||||||
| 5: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 1 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 11 | 79 | 2779 | 1 | ||||
| 6: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 1 | 8 | 3 | 10 | 1323 | 256 | 39 | ||||||
| 7: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 2 | 8 | 5 | 10 | 938 | 777 | 12 | |||||||
| 8: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 9 | 3 | 9 | 558 | 1066 | 9 | ||||||||
| 9: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 7 | 3 | 7 | 1326 | 217 | 48 | ||||||||
| 10: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | MIL | 1 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 1401 | 216 | 49 | |||||||
| 11: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 7 | 1850 | 3 | |||||||
| 12: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 1 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 871 | 649 | 15 | |||||||
| 13: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 1 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 1287 | 369 | 28 | ||||||
| 14: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 5 | 2 | 5 | 1482 | 65 | 163 | |||||||||
| 15: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 5 | 3 | 5 | 979 | 1124 | 7 | ||||||||
| 16: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1005 | 324 | 31 | ||||||||
| 17: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1253 | 184 | 60 | |||||||
| 18: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 765 | 186 | 58 | ||||||||
| 19: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | HOF LIL | 4 | 3 | 4 | 1051 | 503 | 18 | ||||||||
| 20: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 967 | 49 | 198 | ||||||||
| 21: Deborah Hensley | Hey! Bean Holders! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 657 | 8 | 605 | |||||||
| 22: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1324 | 125 | 87 | |||||||||
| 23: Craig Dykstra | Gray Rat's Dick | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 792 | 398 | 24 | ||||||
| 24: Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | 1 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 106 | 438 | 22 | ||||||||
| 25: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 2 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 48 | 201 | |||||||
| 26: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1463 | 140 | 74 | ||||||||
| 27: Andy Bassett | Beast Dynast | 2 | 1 | 2 | 568 | 46 | 206 | |||||||||
| 28: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 339 | 481 | 19 | ||||||||
| 29: Bruce Johnson | Bench Sojourn | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 152 | 11 | 502 | ||||||||
| 30: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 604 | 999 | 10 | |||||||
| 31: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 440 | 60 | 172 | ||||||||
| 32: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 2 | 2 | 2 | 802 | 179 | 63 | |||||||||
| 33: Leslie Franson | Realness of Nil | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1553 | 3 | 1499 | |||||||||
| 34: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1482 | 65 | 162 | ||||||||
| 35: Rob Huffman | Burn Off Ham! | 2 | 2 | 2 | 918 | 259 | 37 | |||||||||
| 36: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 2 | 2 | 2 | 120 | 555 | 17 | ||||||||
| 37: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1386 | 60 | 171 | |||||||||
| 38: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 360 | 138 | 75 | ||||||||
| 39: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1162 | 123 | 90 | |||||||||
| 40: Mark Asquino | An OK Marquis | 1 | 1 | 1 | 900 | 20 | 350 | |||||||||
| 41: Steve Geist | Give Testes | 1 | 1 | 1 | 486 | 10 | 529 | |||||||||
| 42: Alethea Dopart | Had Pa Tolerate | 1 | 1 | 1 | 945 | 6 | 720 | |||||||||
| 43: Jane Auerbach | Aha! Cajun Beer! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 521 | 106 | 110 | |||||||||
| 44: Jay Shuck | Yuk! Has JC | ROTY LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 640 | 221 | 47 | ||||||||
| 45: Jeff Brechlin | Beef Flinch, Jr. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 422 | 398 | 25 | |||||||||
| 46: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 1 | 1 | 1 | 524 | 216 | 50 | |||||||||
| 47: Connie Dobbins Akers | Do Obscene Brains Ink? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1270 | 8 | 651 | |||||||||
| 48: Elizabeth Ewert | Let There Be A Wiz! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1632 | 1 | 5441 | |||||||||
| 49: Jim Proulx | Lo, Jr. Mixup | 1 | 1 | 1 | 585 | 2 | 2113 | |||||||||
| 50: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1286 | 114 | 103 | ||||||||
| 51: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1394 | 12 | 478 | |||||||||
| 52: Dan Steinbrocker | Ancestor Bred Ink | 1 | 1 | 1 | 945 | 26 | 297 | |||||||||
| 53: Howard Walderman | Raw and Mad Howler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 212 | 226 | 45 | |||||||||
| 54: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 1 | 1 | 1 | 908 | 63 | 166 | |||||||||
| 55: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 654 | 14 |