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STANDINGS FOR YEAR 33

03/13/2025 - 03/05/2026
Weeks 1633 - 1684

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1649

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YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER GRANOLA
SMEAR
AWARDS W 2 3 4 H L P T M APPEAR-
ANCES
TOTAL
INKS
DEBUT
WEEK
CAREER
INKS
CAREER
RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich Craven Fish Jokes HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL 2 1 5 43 4 7 3 16 65 554 1406 5
2: Duncan Stevens Unscented Vans HOF MIL LOTY TGL 1 1 1 52 1 18 56 970 1222 6
3: Chris Doyle He Do Lyrics HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL 2 1 1 28 1 3 6 16 42 79 2810 1
4: Judy Freed Fey Dude Jr. LOTY ROTY 2 2 29 4 2 2 13 41 1503 214 51
5: Mark Raffman Frank Farm, Ma HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 2 31 13 35 979 1154 7
6: Kevin Dopart Deviant Pork HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL 1 1 1 27 4 15 34 626 2039 2
7: Jeffrey Contompasis Enjoys Office Tramps HOF MIL LOTY 1 1 1 22 2 9 27 558 1084 9
8: Frank Osen Senna Fork HOF MIL LOTY LIL 2 1 24 13 27 938 794 12
9: Jon Gearhart Jargon Hater HOF LIL 1 19 1 1 1 12 23 1051 522 18
10: Jonathan Jensen Jan Neatens John LOTY 1 2 15 3 9 21 1287 384 27
11: Beverley Sharp Brave Shy Leper HOF LOTY MIL 1 16 2 9 19 604 1016 10
12: Leif Picoult Politic Fuel MIL 1 17 1 13 19 1401 228 46
13: Sam Mertens Smartens Me LOTY ROTY 2 3 13 7 18 1323 264 37
14: Gary Crockett Try Gecko Cart HOF ROTY LOTY 2 16 8 18 871 661 14
15: Tom Witte Tome Twit HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY 1 14 1 10 16 7 1859 3
16: Neil Kurland Dull Ink Near 1 1 13 7 15 1482 78 136
17: Steve "Potomac" Smith Machetes Stop Vomit ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 13 8 15 1326 225 47
18: Jonathan Paul Oh, Plan A Jaunt 1 1 12 5 14 136 460 20
19: Roy Ashley Horsey Lay HOF LIL 13 10 13 120 566 17
20: Lee Graham Eagle Harm 1 9 6 10 1162 131 83
21: Jon Ketzner Not Zen-Jerk ROTY 2 1 7 9 10 1253 190 57
22: Tim Watts Twist Mat 9 2 9 918 20 342
23: Pam Shermeyer Hep Yammerers MIL 9 4 9 1463 147 72
24: Michael Stein Alien Chemist 9 5 9 1482 69 153
25: Jeff Hazle Elf Haj Fez 9 6 9 802 186 61
26: David Prevar Pravda Diver 2 5 1 1 6 9 339 488 19
27: Stephen Dudzik "Puke" Zenith, DDS HOF Y1V RPL LIL 9 7 9 7 662 13
28: Jeff Shirley Fish Fly, Jeer MIL 8 4 8 1005 328 31
29: Rob Cohen Echo-Born 1 1 6 7 8 765 190 58
30: Mia Wyatt Waa! My Tit! 6 2 6 759 24 308
31: Laurie Brink A Burlier Ink 1 1 3 1 3 6 708 101 115
32: Diana Oertel A Lone Tirade 1 5 4 6 967 52 193
33: Eric Nelkin E'er In Clink LIL 6 4 6 1286 119 96
34: Art Grinath Rag-Thin Rat 1 5 5 6 106 441 22
35: Stuart Segal Regal Status Y1V 1 1 3 1 6 6 4 51 194
36: Bernard Brink Barn-Bred Rink 1 4 2 5 759 34 239
37: Steven Price Never Septic 5 2 5 552 45 207
38: Barbara Turner Rear-Burnt Arab 4 1 3 5 524 220 50
39: Jesse Rifkin If Inks, Jeers 5 4 5 1324 127 87
40: Jeff Rackow Jafferwock 2 3 4 5 1386 63 168
41: Mary McNamara Mr. Canary Mama 4 1 4 1222 33 243
42: Andrew Rosenberg Erred (Wrong Beans) 4 2 4 1403 14 420
43: Hildy Zampella My Pallid Hazel 4 2 4 1140 189 59
44: William C. Kennard I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well 3 1 4 4 360 140 75
45: Howard Walderman Raw and Mad Howler 4 4 4 212 229 45
46: Deborah Hensley Hey! Bean Holders! 1 1 1 1 3 657 8 605
47: Debbie Stewart Waterbed Bites 3 1 3 320 33 245
48: Craig Dykstra Gray Rat's Dick LOTY ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 2 3 792 398 24
49: Gregory Koch Grey Hog Cork 1 2 2 3 908 65 164
50: Karen Lambert Mere Barn Talk LOTY ROTY LIL 3 2 3 1477 125 89
51: Pamela Love A Maple Vole 3 2 3 1170 26 296
52: Rob Huffman Burn Off Ham! 3 3 3 918 260 38
53: Andy Bassett Beast Dynast 2 1 2 568 46 206
54: Bruce Johnson Bench Sojourn 1 1 1 2 152 11 505
55: Dave Scheiber Archived Bees 2 1 2 1490 4 1026
56: Laura M. Clairmont Ultramoral, Manic Y1V 1 1 1 2 50 20 345
57: Chuck Helwig Hug, Chew, Lick 2 1 2 1274 31 256
58: Mike Hammer Harm? I'm Meek! Y1V 2 1 2 5 118 98
59: Perry Beider Red Berry Pie 2 1 2 735 58 177
60: Steve Langer Verse Tangle 2 1 2 636 50 199
61: Pam Sweeney Weepy MENSA 2 1 2 499 311 35
62: Dan Helming Hind-Leg Man 1 1 2 2 440 60 172
63: Leslie Franson Realness of Nil 2 2 2 1553 3 1500
64: Larry Rifkin Arr! Irkin' Fly! 2 2 2 1394 13 450
65: Dan Steinbrocker Ancestor Bred Ink 2 2 2 945 27 286
66: Brian Cohen Inborn Ache 2 2 2 613 64 165
67: David Peckarsky Vapid Dyke's Rack 2 2 2 1195 58 176
68: Mike Ostapiej I Joke, I'm A Pest 2 2 2 767 92 121
69: Mark Asquino An OK Marquis 1 1 1 900 20 353
70: Steve Geist Give Testes 1 1 1 486 10 531
71: Alethea Dopart Had Pa Tolerate 1 1 1 945 6 721
72: Jane Auerbach Aha! Cajun Beer! 1 1 1 521 106 110
73: Jay Shuck Yuk! Has JC ROTY LOTY 1 1 1 640 221 49
74: Jeff Brechlin Beef Flinch, Jr. 1 1 1 422 398 25
75: Connie Dobbins Akers Do Obscene Brains Ink? 1 1 1 1270 8 651
76: Elizabeth Ewert Let There Be A Wiz! 1 1 1 1632 1 5441
77: Jim Proulx Lo, Jr. Mixup 1 1 1 585 2 2114
78: Sandy Riccardi Dry Cardiac Sin 1 1 1 1287 10 535
79: Stephen Gilberg Gentle Pig Herbs 1 1 1 759 15 415
80: Ben Aronin Born Inane 1 1 1 350 115 102
81: Dave Zarrow Waved Razor Y1V RPL 1 1 1 30 378 28
82: Elizabeth Kline Likeable Zenith 1 1 1 1008 12 491
83: Malcolm Fleschner Calm Cells From Hen 1 1 1 310 105 111
84: Marc Leibert Calmer Biter 1 1 1 439 53 188
85: Michael Porcello Polemical Choler 1 1 1 1222 4 1024
86: Michael Rosen Loser Machine 1 1 1 1134 7 703
87: Paul Madigan A Pun? I Am Glad! 1 1 1 1400 2 2341
88: Rob Wolf Fowl Bro 1 1 1 763 82 132
89: Ward Kay Dark Way 1 1 1 58 131 84
90: Marty Gold A Godly Mr. T 1 1 1 1453 14 438
91: Robyn Carlson Snarly Bronco 1 1 1 1026 42 215
92: Rick Haynes He Is Cranky 1 1 1 323 173 65
93: Sarah Walsh A Shawl Rash 1 1 1 1324 121 94
94: Brendan Beary Ran Beery Band HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 195 1099 8
95: Neal Starkman Laments A Rank 1 1 1 944 148 71
96: Terri Berg Smith Grim Beer Thirst 1 1 1 1073 69 154
97: Valerie Holt Lovelier Hat 1 1 1 555 11 516
98: Gregory Dunn Runner Doggy Y1V 1 1 1 30 11 512
99: Jim Markisohn Him? Major Inks! 1 1 1 1646 1 5442
100: Richard Alexander Handcar Axle Rider 1 1 1 1591 2 2368
101: Jon Cannon A Non-NJ Con 1 1 1 1628 2 2370
102: Mark Houser Harm? OK, Sure! 1 1 1 1647 1 5443