| YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 1 | 2 | 20 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 8 | 30 | 554 | 1371 | 5 | |||
| 2: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 1 | 23 | 1 | 9 | 26 | 970 | 1192 | 6 | |||||
| 3: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 1 | 19 | 3 | 8 | 24 | 1503 | 197 | 53 | |||||
| 4: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 3 | 7 | 21 | 626 | 2026 | 2 | ||||
| 5: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 18 | 79 | 2786 | 1 | |||
| 6: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 2 | 15 | 7 | 17 | 938 | 784 | 12 | |||||||
| 7: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 1 | 11 | 4 | 12 | 558 | 1069 | 9 | |||||||
| 8: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY | 2 | 1 | 8 | 4 | 11 | 1323 | 257 | 39 | ||||||
| 9: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 10 | 5 | 10 | 979 | 1129 | 7 | ||||||||
| 10: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 9 | 5 | 10 | 1326 | 220 | 48 | |||||||
| 11: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 8 | 2 | 9 | 136 | 455 | 20 | ||||||||
| 12: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 8 | 5 | 9 | 7 | 1852 | 3 | |||||||
| 13: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 1 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 8 | 1287 | 371 | 28 | |||||
| 14: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | MIL | 1 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 1401 | 217 | 49 | |||||||
| 15: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | HOF LIL | 7 | 1 | 6 | 8 | 1051 | 507 | 18 | |||||||
| 16: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 1 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 871 | 650 | 15 | |||||||
| 17: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 6 | 2 | 6 | 1005 | 326 | 31 | ||||||||
| 18: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 6 | 3 | 6 | 1482 | 66 | 160 | |||||||||
| 19: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 1 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 1482 | 69 | 152 | ||||||||
| 20: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 5 | 3 | 5 | 802 | 182 | 62 | |||||||||
| 21: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 1 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 1253 | 185 | 60 | |||||||
| 22: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 1 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 765 | 187 | 59 | ||||||||
| 23: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 5 | 4 | 5 | 120 | 558 | 17 | ||||||||
| 24: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1222 | 33 | 242 | |||||||||
| 25: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 967 | 50 | 196 | ||||||||
| 26: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 708 | 99 | 116 | |||||||
| 27: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 604 | 1001 | 10 | |||||||
| 28: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 4 | 3 | 4 | 1162 | 125 | 88 | |||||||||
| 29: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 339 | 483 | 19 | |||||||
| 30: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 4 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 657 | 13 | ||||||||
| 31: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 3 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 49 | 200 | |||||||
| 32: Deborah Hensley | Hey! Bean Holders! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 657 | 8 | 605 | |||||||
| 33: Andrew Rosenberg | Erred (Wrong Beans) | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1403 | 13 | 438 | |||||||||
| 34: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1140 | 188 | 58 | |||||||||
| 35: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 3 | 1 | 3 | 759 | 21 | 334 | |||||||||
| 36: Tim Watts | Twist Mat | 3 | 1 | 3 | 918 | 14 | 421 | |||||||||
| 37: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1324 | 125 | 87 | |||||||||
| 38: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1463 | 141 | 74 | ||||||||
| 39: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1286 | 116 | 99 | ||||||||
| 40: Craig Dykstra | Gray Rat's Dick | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 792 | 398 | 24 | ||||||
| 41: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 908 | 65 | 164 | ||||||||
| 42: Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | 1 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 106 | 438 | 22 | ||||||||
| 43: Rob Huffman | Burn Off Ham! | 3 | 3 | 3 | 918 | 260 | 37 | |||||||||
| 44: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 2 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 1386 | 61 | 169 | ||||||||
| 45: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 2 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 360 | 139 | 75 | ||||||||
| 46: Andy Bassett | Beast Dynast | 2 | 1 | 2 | 568 | 46 | 206 | |||||||||
| 47: Bruce Johnson | Bench Sojourn | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 152 | 11 | 505 | ||||||||
| 48: Dave Scheiber | Archived Bees | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1490 | 4 | 1026 | |||||||||
| 49: Laura M. Clairmont | Ultramoral, Manic | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 50 | 20 | 344 | |||||||
| 50: Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 2 | 1 | 2 | 759 | 31 | 251 | |||||||||
| 51: Chuck Helwig | Hug, Chew, Lick | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1274 | 31 | 255 | |||||||||
| 52: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 118 | 97 | ||||||||
| 53: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 2 | 1 | 2 | 735 | 58 | 176 | |||||||||
| 54: Steve Langer | Verse Tangle | 2 | 1 | 2 | 636 | 50 | 198 | |||||||||
| 55: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 440 | 60 | 172 | ||||||||
| 56: Leslie Franson | Realness of Nil | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1553 | 3 | 1500 | |||||||||
| 57: Howard Walderman | Raw and Mad Howler | 2 | 2 | 2 | 212 | 227 | 45 | |||||||||
| 58: Mark Asquino | An OK Marquis | 1 | 1 | 1 | 900 | 20 | 352 | |||||||||
| 59: Steve Geist | Give Testes | 1 | 1 | 1 | 486 | 10 | 529 | |||||||||
| 60: Alethea Dopart | Had Pa Tolerate | 1 | 1 | 1 | 945 | 6 | 721 | |||||||||
| 61: Jane Auerbach | Aha! Cajun Beer! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 521 | 106 | 110 | |||||||||
| 62: Jay Shuck | Yuk! Has JC | ROTY LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 640 | 221 | 47 | ||||||||
| 63: Jeff Brechlin | Beef Flinch, Jr. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 422 | 398 | 25 | |||||||||
| 64: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 1 | 1 | 1 | 524 | 216 | 50 | |||||||||
| 65: Connie Dobbins Akers | Do Obscene Brains Ink? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1270 | 8 | 651 | |||||||||
| 66: Elizabeth Ewert | Let There Be A Wiz! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1632 | 1 | 5441 | |||||||||
| 67: Jim Proulx | Lo, Jr. Mixup | 1 | 1 | 1 | 585 | 2 | 2114 | |||||||||
| 68: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1394 | 12 | 480 | |||||||||
| 69: Dan Steinbrocker | Ancestor Bred Ink | 1 | 1 | 1 | 945 | 26 | 297 | |||||||||
| 70: Sandy Riccardi | Dry Cardiac Sin | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1287 | 10 | 533 | |||||||||
| 71: Stephen Gilberg | Gentle Pig Herbs | 1 | 1 | 1 | 759 | 15 | 414 | |||||||||
| 72: Ben Aronin | Born Inane | 1 | 1 | 1 | 350 | 115 | 102 | |||||||||
| 73: Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 1 | 1 | 1 | 613 | 63 | 167 | |||||||||
| 74: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 378 | 27 | ||||||||
| 75: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1195 | 57 | 179 | |||||||||
| 76: Elizabeth Kline | Likeable Zenith | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1008 | 12 | 491 | |||||||||
| 77: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1477 | 123 | 90 | ||||||||
| 78: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 1 | 1 | 1 | 310 | 105 | 111 | |||||||||
| 79: Marc Leibert | Calmer Biter | 1 | 1 | 1 | 439 | 53 | 188 | |||||||||
| 80: Michael Porcello | Polemical Choler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1222 | 4 | 1024 | |||||||||
| 81: Michael Rosen | Loser Machine | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1134 | 7 | 703 | |||||||||
| 82: Pamela Love | A Maple Vole | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1170 | 24 | 309 | |||||||||
| 83: Paul Madigan | A Pun? I Am Glad! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1400 | 2 | 2341 | |||||||||
| 84: Rob Wolf | Fowl Bro | 1 | 1 | 1 | 763 | 82 | 132 | |||||||||
| 85: Steven Price | Never Septic | 1 | 1 | 1 | 552 | 41 | 214 | |||||||||
| 86: Ward Kay | Dark Way | 1 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 131 | 83 | |||||||||
| 87: Marty Gold | A Godly Mr. T | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1453 | 14 | 437 |