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STANDINGS FOR YEAR 33
03/13/2025 - 03/05/2026
Weeks 1633 - 1684

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1666

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YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER GRANOLA
SMEAR		 AWARDS W 2 3 4 H L I P T M A APPEAR-
ANCES		 TOTAL
INKS		 DEBUT
WEEK		 CAREER
INKS		 CAREER
RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich Craven Fish Jokes HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL 3 3 8 86 5 11 6 32 122 554 1463 5
2: Duncan Stevens Unscented Vans HOF MIL LOTY TGL 2 1 3 87 2 34 95 970 1261 6
3: Chris Doyle He Do Lyrics HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL 3 1 1 2 61 1 8 10 1 31 88 79 2856 1
4: Kevin Dopart Deviant Pork HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL 4 1 4 2 63 3 7 32 84 626 2089 2
5: Mark Raffman Frank Farm, Ma HOF LOTY MIL LIL 4 2 1 5 63 25 75 979 1194 7
6: Judy Freed Fey Dude Jr. LOTY ROTY 2 2 1 36 4 2 2 18 49 1503 222 50
7: Leif Picoult Politic Fuel MIL 1 2 1 42 1 25 47 1401 256 40
8: Jeffrey Contompasis Enjoys Office Tramps HOF MIL LOTY 2 1 1 38 4 19 46 558 1103 8
9: Frank Osen Senna Fork HOF MIL LOTY LIL 2 1 2 2 39 20 46 938 813 12
10: Jon Gearhart Jargon Hater HOF LIL 2 1 33 1 2 2 26 41 1051 540 18
11: Jonathan Jensen Jan Neatens John LOTY 2 2 1 32 3 21 40 1287 403 24
12: Gary Crockett Try Gecko Cart HOF ROTY LOTY 2 35 2 1 22 40 871 683 13
13: Tom Witte Tome Twit HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY 1 1 32 2 2 20 38 7 1881 3
14: Jon Ketzner Not Zen-Jerk ROTY 2 1 1 30 19 34 1253 214 52
15: Beverley Sharp Brave Shy Leper HOF LOTY MIL 1 1 24 2 2 3 18 33 604 1030 10
16: Sam Mertens Smartens Me LOTY ROTY 2 3 23 13 28 1323 274 37
17: Steve "Potomac" Smith Machetes Stop Vomit ROTY MIL LIL 2 1 21 1 15 25 1326 235 45
18: Neil Kurland Dull Ink Near 1 1 19 2 12 23 1482 86 128
19: Roy Ashley Horsey Lay HOF LIL 19 16 19 120 572 17
20: Jonathan Paul Oh, Plan A Jaunt 2 1 15 7 18 136 464 20
21: Art Grinath Rag-Thin Rat 2 1 1 14 12 18 106 453 21
22: Michael Stein Alien Chemist 2 14 1 10 17 1482 77 138
23: Pam Shermeyer Hep Yammerers MIL 1 16 10 17 1463 155 71
24: David Prevar Pravda Diver 5 1 7 1 2 11 16 339 495 19
25: Stuart Segal Regal Status Y1V 1 1 11 1 2 13 16 4 61 173
26: Stephen Dudzik "Puke" Zenith, DDS HOF Y1V RPL LIL 14 11 14 7 667 14
27: Jeff Hazle Elf Haj Fez 13 9 13 802 190 60
28: Rob Cohen Echo-Born 1 2 1 1 7 1 9 13 765 195 57
29: Lee Graham Eagle Harm 1 12 9 13 1162 134 81
30: Diana Oertel A Lone Tirade 1 11 1 11 13 967 59 177
31: Eric Nelkin E'er In Clink LIL 10 6 10 1286 123 92
32: Jeff Shirley Fish Fly, Jeer MIL 10 6 10 1005 330 31
33: Mike Ostapiej I Joke, I'm A Pest 1 9 9 10 767 100 117
34: Tim Watts Twist Mat 9 2 9 918 20 344
35: Barbara Turner Rear-Burnt Arab 1 7 1 7 9 524 224 48
36: Jesse Rifkin If Inks, Jeers 1 8 8 9 1324 131 84
37: Laura M. Clairmont Ultramoral, Manic Y1V 1 6 1 2 8 50 26 290
38: Gregory Koch Grey Hog Cork 1 1 4 2 6 8 908 70 155
39: Jeff Rackow Jafferwock 2 6 7 8 1386 66 163
40: William C. Kennard I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well 6 2 8 8 360 144 75
41: Hildy Zampella My Pallid Hazel 7 4 7 1140 192 59
42: Mia Wyatt Waa! My Tit! 6 2 6 759 24 309
43: Laurie Brink A Burlier Ink 1 1 3 1 3 6 708 101 115
44: Ben Aronin Born Inane 1 5 3 6 350 120 97
45: Bernard Brink Barn-Bred Rink 1 5 3 6 759 35 236
46: Debbie Stewart Waterbed Bites 1 5 3 6 320 36 232
47: Malcolm Fleschner Calm Cells From Hen 1 5 4 6 310 110 109
48: Rob Huffman Burn Off Ham! 6 6 6 918 263 38
49: Steven Price Never Septic 5 2 5 552 45 207
50: David Peckarsky Vapid Dyke's Rack 1 4 4 5 1195 61 171
51: Dan Steinbrocker Ancestor Bred Ink 5 5 5 945 30 265
52: Howard Walderman Raw and Mad Howler 5 5 5 212 230 46
53: Matt Monitto Man Tit Motto 5 5 5 902 184 62
54: Mary McNamara Mr. Canary Mama 4 1 4 1222 33 244
55: Steve Honley Svelte Honey 4 1 4 447 127 89
56: Andrew Rosenberg Erred (Wrong Beans) 4 2 4 1403 14 422
57: Daniel Galef Leading Flea 4 3 4 1187 56 183
58: Dan Helming Hind-Leg Man 1 3 4 4 440 62 170
59: Jon Cannon A Non-NJ Con 4 4 4 1628 5 946
60: Deborah Hensley Hey! Bean Holders! 1 1 1 1 3 657 8 606
61: Craig Dykstra Gray Rat's Dick LOTY ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 2 3 792 398 25
62: Karen Lambert Mere Barn Talk LOTY ROTY LIL 3 2 3 1477 125 90
63: Pamela Love A Maple Vole 3 2 3 1170 26 297
64: Sarah Walsh A Shawl Rash 3 2 3 1324 123 93
65: Ann Martin Arm-Tannin' 3 2 3 547 129 86
66: Leslie Franson Realness of Nil 3 3 3 1553 4 1154
67: Brian Cohen Inborn Ache 3 3 3 613 65 166
68: Neal Starkman Laments A Rank 3 3 3 944 150 72
69: Terri Berg Smith Grim Beer Thirst 3 3 3 1073 71 151
70: Valerie Holt Lovelier Hat 2 1 3 3 555 13 464
71: Andy Bassett Beast Dynast 2 1 2 568 46 206
72: Bruce Johnson Bench Sojourn 1 1 1 2 152 11 508
73: Dave Scheiber Archived Bees 2 1 2 1490 4 1030
74: Chuck Helwig Hug, Chew, Lick 2 1 2 1274 31 256
75: Mike Hammer Harm? I'm Meek! Y1V 2 1 2 5 118 99
76: Perry Beider Red Berry Pie 2 1 2 735 58 179
77: Steve Langer Verse Tangle 2 1 2 636 50 199
78: Pam Sweeney Weepy MENSA 2 1 2 499 311 35
79: Nancy Meyer Cry, "An Enemy!" 1 1 1 2 1608 4 973
80: Sharon Neeman Sane, Harm None 2 1 2 1276 7 680
81: Elliott Shevin Loveliest Hint 2 1 2 1202 30 263
82: John Conti Notch Join 2 1 2 547 21 329
83: Michael Gips Magic Lips, Eh? MIL 2 1 2 509 320 33
84: Larry Rifkin Arr! Irkin' Fly! 2 2 2 1394 13 450
85: Robyn Carlson Snarly Bronco 2 2 2 1026 43 213
86: Rick Haynes He Is Cranky 2 2 2 323 174 65
87: Richard Alexander Handcar Axle Rider 2 2 2 1591 3 1505
88: David McCord DVD c/o Mr. Acid 2 2 2 1184 3 1481
89: Stuart Anderson Sad Sour Entrant 1 1 2 2 1341 9 567
90: Mark Asquino An OK Marquis 1 1 1 900 20 354
91: Steve Geist Give Testes 1 1 1 486 10 531
92: Alethea Dopart Had Pa Tolerate 1 1 1 945 6 723
93: Jane Auerbach Aha! Cajun Beer! 1 1 1 521 106 111
94: Jay Shuck Yuk! Has JC ROTY LOTY 1 1 1 640 221 51
95: Jeff Brechlin Beef Flinch, Jr. 1 1 1 422 398 26
96: Connie Dobbins Akers Do Obscene Brains Ink? 1 1 1 1270 8 652
97: Elizabeth Ewert Let There Be A Wiz! 1 1 1 1632 1 5441
98: Jim Proulx Lo, Jr. Mixup 1 1 1 585 2 2119
99: Sandy Riccardi Dry Cardiac Sin 1 1 1 1287 10 535
100: Stephen Gilberg Gentle Pig Herbs 1 1 1 759 15 416
101: Dave Zarrow Waved Razor Y1V RPL 1 1 1 30 378 28
102: Elizabeth Kline Likeable Zenith 1 1 1 1008 12 493
103: Marc Leibert Calmer Biter 1 1 1 439 53 191
104: Michael Porcello Polemical Choler 1 1 1 1222 4 1028
105: Michael Rosen Loser Machine 1 1 1 1134 7 706
106: Paul Madigan A Pun? I Am Glad! 1 1 1 1400 2 2345
107: Rob Wolf Fowl Bro 1 1 1 763 82 133
108: Ward Kay Dark Way 1 1 1 58 131 85
109: Marty Gold A Godly Mr. T 1 1 1 1453 14 438
110: Brendan Beary Ran Beery Band HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 195 1099 9
111: Gregory Dunn Runner Doggy Y1V 1 1 1 30 11 514
112: Jim Markisohn Him? Major Inks! 1 1 1 1646 1 5442
113: Mark Houser Harm? OK, Sure! 1 1 1 1647 1 5443
114: Alex Blackwood Cooked Wax Ball 1 1 1 1142 12 490
115: Mark Holt Oh, Mr. Talk 1 1 1 795 19 369
116: Dave Metzger Vet Grazed Me 1 1 1 1617 2 2374
117: Norm Young Mr. No-No Guy 1 1 1 1652 1 5444
118: Rebekah Bundang Banned Hug Break 1 1 1 1141 3 1478
119: Thomas A. Logan Lo-Goat Shaman 1 1 1 85 6 759
120: Melissa Balmain Salable Animism 1 1 1 941 223 49
121: Jim Schaefer Fresh Ice Jam 1 1 1 1608 2 2373
122: Robin Diallo Oi! Brain Doll! 1 1 1 437 16 402
123: Alan Clark Call a Nark 1 1 1 1657 1 5445
124: Larry Peterson Errors Aplenty 1 1 1 1618 2 2375
125: David Firstman Avid Mind Farts 1 1 1 1659 1 5446
126: Howard Ausden E-Awards Hound 1 1 1 1375 4 1152
127: Dave Garratt Ravaged Tart 1 1 1 86 87 127
128: Lawrence McGuire Crueler New Magic 1 1 1 419 315 34
129: Marian Carlsson Crass Roman Nail 1 1 1 98 13 452
130: Jay Branegan Grab Any Jean 1 1 1 1660 1 5447
131: Don Weingarten A New Nerd Got In 1 1 1 1661 1 5448
132: Sally Booher Real Sly Hobo 1 1 1 131 2 1869
133: Barry Sackin Binary Racks 1 1 1 951 7 668
134: Rivka Liss-Levinson Snails Involve Risk 1 1 1 1142 15 415
135: Andrew Spitzler Lizards Rent Pew 1 1 1 59 5 875
136: Mary Olson Sly Maroon Y1V 1 1 1 38 11 507
137: Paul A. Alter Up a Lateral Y1V 1 1 1 41 27 284
138: Stephen W. Buchanan Punch The Wannabes Y1V 1 1 1 52 5 873
139: Kathy Sheeran Yanks Heather 1 1 1 1547 8 655
140: Tim Livengood I Vomit Golden 1 1 1 485 15 420
141: John Kupiec I Punch Joke Y1V 1 1 1 15 44 209