YEAR 32 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | I | P | T | M | A | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
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1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 6 | 4 | 6 | 7 | 149 | 7 | 14 | 11 | 48 | 204 | 554 | 1341 | 5 | |||
2: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 127 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 47 | 146 | 970 | 1166 | 6 | |||
3: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 1 | 4 | 4 | 7 | 103 | 1 | 10 | 4 | 44 | 134 | 79 | 2768 | 1 | |||
4: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 2 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 84 | 11 | 13 | 1 | 46 | 122 | 626 | 2005 | 2 | |||
5: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 4 | 8 | 2 | 72 | 2 | 39 | 88 | 979 | 1119 | 7 | ||||||
6: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 2 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 72 | 41 | 81 | 1287 | 363 | 28 | ||||||
7: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | LOTY ROTY | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 61 | 1 | 4 | 37 | 75 | 1503 | 173 | 64 | ||||
8: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 58 | 1 | 28 | 70 | 938 | 767 | 12 | |||||
9: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 2 | 1 | 55 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 38 | 70 | 558 | 1057 | 9 | |||
10: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | MIL | 3 | 3 | 55 | 2 | 38 | 63 | 1401 | 209 | 50 | |||||||
11: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 54 | 24 | 61 | 1323 | 246 | 41 | ||||||
12: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | LIL | 3 | 1 | 46 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 35 | 57 | 1051 | 499 | 18 | |||||
13: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 2 | 1 | 2 | 39 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 27 | 56 | 7 | 1843 | 3 | ||||
14: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL | 3 | 1 | 45 | 4 | 1 | 34 | 54 | 604 | 997 | 10 | ||||||
15: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 4 | 1 | 38 | 1 | 29 | 44 | 871 | 643 | 15 | |||||||
16: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 1 | 2 | 1 | 40 | 30 | 44 | 1463 | 138 | 74 | |||||||
17: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 39 | 23 | 39 | 7 | 653 | 14 | ||||||||||
18: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 2 | 32 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 31 | 38 | 120 | 553 | 17 | ||||||
19: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 35 | 16 | 37 | 1326 | 210 | 49 | ||||||||
20: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 1 | 36 | 24 | 37 | 1253 | 180 | 61 | |||||||||
21: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | 12 | 12 | 4 | 25 | 28 | 339 | 479 | 19 | |||||||||
22: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 1 | 1 | 1 | 23 | 16 | 26 | 1482 | 60 | 170 | ||||||||
23: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 1 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 1 | 21 | 25 | 1324 | 122 | 91 | |||||||
24: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 17 | 1 | 18 | 24 | 765 | 182 | 59 | ||||||
25: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 1 | 1 | 18 | 13 | 20 | 967 | 46 | 203 | |||||||||
26: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 17 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 20 | 1482 | 63 | 164 | |||||||||
27: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 6 | 19 | 136 | 446 | 20 | |||||||
28: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 1 | 17 | 1 | 12 | 19 | 802 | 177 | 63 | |||||||||
29: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 2 | 1 | 14 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 19 | 1162 | 121 | 93 | |||||||
30: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 2 | 1 | 14 | 10 | 17 | 524 | 215 | 48 | |||||||||
31: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 1 | 14 | 9 | 15 | 1286 | 113 | 105 | |||||||||
32: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY LIL | 1 | 14 | 10 | 15 | 1477 | 122 | 89 | |||||||||
33: Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 15 | 12 | 15 | 944 | 147 | 72 | |||||||||||
34: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 2 | 11 | 1 | 9 | 14 | 1386 | 58 | 174 | |||||||||
35: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 1 | 1 | 8 | 4 | 11 | 14 | 360 | 136 | 79 | ||||||||
36: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 1 | 12 | 11 | 13 | 908 | 62 | 167 | ||||||||||
37: Craig Dykstra | Gray Rat's Dick | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 10 | 1 | 4 | 12 | 792 | 395 | 25 | ||||||||
38: Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 10 | 1 | 5 | 11 | 613 | 62 | 166 | ||||||||||
39: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 11 | 6 | 11 | 1005 | 320 | 32 | ||||||||||
40: Terri Berg Smith | Grim Beer Thirst | 1 | 10 | 7 | 11 | 1073 | 68 | 154 | ||||||||||
41: Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | 1 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 106 | 435 | 22 | ||||||||||
42: Marni Penning Coleman | No-Name Planning Crime | 8 | 1 | 7 | 9 | 670 | 53 | 188 | ||||||||||
43: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 1 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 1324 | 120 | 95 | ||||||||||
44: Daniel Galef | Leading Flea | 1 | 7 | 3 | 8 | 1187 | 52 | 191 | ||||||||||
45: Rob Huffman | Burn Off Ham! | 8 | 5 | 8 | 918 | 257 | 38 | |||||||||||
46: Michael Gips | Magic Lips, Eh? | MIL | 8 | 6 | 8 | 509 | 318 | 33 | ||||||||||
47: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 6 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 4 | 45 | 205 | ||||||||
48: Melissa Balmain | Salable Animism | 1 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 7 | 941 | 222 | 46 | ||||||||
49: Seth Christenfeld | Deflects Her Hints | 1 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 7 | 1207 | 11 | 500 | |||||||||
50: Howard Walderman | Raw and Mad Howler | 7 | 6 | 7 | 212 | 225 | 45 | |||||||||||
51: David Franks | Dark Vids Fan | 5 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 447 | 26 | 290 | ||||||||||
52: Dan Steinbrocker | Ancestor Bred Ink | 6 | 6 | 6 | 945 | 25 | 305 | |||||||||||
53: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 5 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 116 | 98 | ||||||||||
54: Steven Price | Never Septic | 5 | 2 | 5 | 552 | 40 | 215 | |||||||||||
55: Richard Franklin | Arr! Flinch In Dark! | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 1330 | 37 | 225 | |||||||||
56: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 1 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 1222 | 29 | 265 | ||||||||||
57: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 5 | 4 | 5 | 310 | 104 | 112 | |||||||||||
58: Bill Dorner | Boner Drill | 5 | 4 | 5 | 885 | 164 | 70 | |||||||||||
59: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 5 | 4 | 5 | 708 | 95 | 118 | |||||||||||
60: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 5 | 5 | 5 | 1140 | 185 | 57 | |||||||||||
61: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 440 | 58 | 175 | ||||||||||
62: Mark Asquino | An OK Marquis | 5 | 5 | 5 | 900 | 19 | 367 | |||||||||||
63: Matt Monitto | Man Tit Motto | 4 | 2 | 4 | 902 | 179 | 62 | |||||||||||
64: Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 4 | 2 | 4 | 499 | 309 | 35 | |||||||||||
65: Rob Wolf | Fowl Bro | 4 | 2 | 4 | 763 | 81 | 134 | |||||||||||
66: Steve Geist | Give Testes | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 486 | 9 | 567 | ||||||||||
67: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 3 | 2 | 3 | 30 | 377 | 27 | ||||||||||
68: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1394 | 11 | 502 | |||||||||||
69: Richard Wexler | Rich x Lewd = Rare | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1340 | 10 | 547 | |||||||||||
70: David "Stockton" Smith | Thinks Cat Vomit's Odd | Y1V | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 48 | 93 | 120 | |||||||||
71: Tim Livengood | I Vomit Golden | 3 | 3 | 3 | 485 | 14 | 433 | |||||||||||
72: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 3 | 3 | 3 | 735 | 56 | 180 | |||||||||||
73: Kathy Sheeran | Yanks Heather | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1547 | 7 | 706 | |||||||||||
74: Steve Honley | Svelte Honey | 3 | 3 | 3 | 447 | 123 | 88 | |||||||||||
75: Connie Dobbins Akers | Do Obscene Brains Ink? | 2 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 1270 | 7 | 703 | ||||||||||
76: Debbie Stewart | Waterbed Bites | 3 | 3 | 3 | 320 | 30 | 259 | |||||||||||
77: Joan Witte | A Wet Joint | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1528 | 5 | 863 | ||||||||||
78: Becky Foster | Oft By Creeks | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1455 | 3 | 1248 | ||||||||||
79: Jonathan Hardis | Had a Short Ninja | 2 | 1 | 2 | 907 | 76 | 138 | |||||||||||
80: Ted Weitzman | New Tame Ditz | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1110 | 6 | 748 | |||||||||||
81: Andrew Rosenberg | Erred (Wrong Beans) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1403 | 10 | 515 | ||||||||||
82: Nancy Meyer | Cry, "An Enemy!" | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1608 | 2 | 1690 | ||||||||||
83: Barry Sackin | Binary Racks | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 951 | 6 | 719 | ||||||||||
84: Paul McVinney | My Pun Can Live | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1620 | 2 | 1691 | |||||||||||
85: Jason Meyers | Enjoys Smear | 2 | 1 | 2 | 466 | 5 | 844 | |||||||||||
86: Andy Bassett | Beast Dynast | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 568 | 44 | 207 | ||||||||||
87: John Conti | Notch Join | 2 | 1 | 2 | 547 | 19 | 361 | |||||||||||
88: Ann Fisher | Shrine Fan | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1578 | 2 | 2363 | ||||||||||
89: Kenneth Enright | Think Green Then | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1578 | 2 | 2364 | |||||||||||
90: Elliott Shevin | Loveliest Hint | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1202 | 28 | 275 | |||||||||||
91: Ann Martin | Arm-Tannin' | 2 | 2 | 2 | 547 | 126 | 86 | |||||||||||
92: Chuck Helwig | Hug, Chew, Lick | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1274 | 29 | 268 | |||||||||||
93: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1195 | 56 | 179 | |||||||||||
94: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 2 | 2 | 2 | 759 | 18 | 375 | |||||||||||
95: Pamela Love | A Maple Vole | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1170 | 23 | 315 | |||||||||||
96: Terry Reimer | Retire Merry | 2 | 2 | 2 | 948 | 8 | 647 | |||||||||||
97: Ward Kay | Dark Way | 2 | 2 | 2 | 58 | 130 | 83 | |||||||||||
98: Jennifer Hart | Ninth Free Jar | HOF Y1V MIL LOTY | 2 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 654 | 13 | ||||||||||
99: Chuck Smith | Hit Schmuck | HOF Y1V LOTY | 2 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 865 | 11 | ||||||||||
100: Russell Beland | Dullness Baler | HOF LIL MIL LOTY | 2 | 2 | 2 | 73 | 1551 | 4 | ||||||||||
101: Marc Leibert | Calmer Biter | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 439 | 52 | 192 | ||||||||||
102: Marshall Begel | Large Balls? Meh. | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1596 | 2 | 2365 | |||||||||||
103: Brendan Beary | Ran Beery Band | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 2 | 2 | 2 | 195 | 1098 | 8 | ||||||||||
104: Scott Ableman | Not Calm Beast | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1219 | 5 | 862 | |||||||||||
105: David Sarokin | Savor Ink, I Add | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1381 | 3 | 1488 | |||||||||||
106: Patrick Huss | Puckish Star | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1579 | 1 | 5428 | |||||||||||
107: Josh Feldblyum | Josh My Full Bed | 1 | 1 | 1 | 462 | 38 | 222 | |||||||||||
108: Luther Jett | Let Jet Thru | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1081 | 2 | 2284 | |||||||||||
109: Valerie Holt | Lovelier Hat | 1 | 1 | 1 | 555 | 10 | 556 | |||||||||||
110: Stephanie Martin | Interim Pheasant | 1 | 1 | 1 | 192 | 2 | 1892 | |||||||||||
111: John McCooey | Ye Mojo Conch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 903 | 113 | 106 | |||||||||||
112: Kyle Bonney | Keenly Bony | 1 | 1 | 1 | 266 | 16 | 399 | |||||||||||
113: Laura M. Clairmont | Ultramoral, Manic | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 18 | 374 | ||||||||||
114: Jim Derby | My Red Jib | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1072 | 10 | 543 | |||||||||||
115: Charles Trahan | Her Charlatans | 1 | 1 | 1 | 660 | 7 | 690 | |||||||||||
116: Doug Hembrey | Humor Be Edgy | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1400 | 3 | 1490 | |||||||||||
117: John Winant | John Want In | 1 | 1 | 1 | 863 | 23 | 311 | |||||||||||
118: Lawrence McGuire | Crueler New Magic | 1 | 1 | 1 | 419 | 314 | 34 | |||||||||||
119: Dave Airozo | A Varied Zoo | 1 | 1 | 1 | 919 | 68 | 153 | |||||||||||
120: William Pifer-Foote | Faerie Pillow Motif | 1 | 1 | 1 | 375 | 5 | 894 | |||||||||||
121: Phil Plait | A Pith Pill | 1 | 1 | 1 | 116 | 16 | 392 | |||||||||||
122: Ted Spencer | Rented Pecs | 1 | 1 | 1 | 60 | 3 | 1289 | |||||||||||
123: Richard Alexander | Handcar Axle Rider | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1591 | 1 | 5429 | |||||||||||
124: Heather Spence | Has Threepence | 1 | 1 | 1 | 967 | 15 | 412 | |||||||||||
125: Dave Scheiber | Archived Bees | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1490 | 2 | 2358 | |||||||||||
126: Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 1 | 1 | 1 | 759 | 29 | 264 | |||||||||||
127: Richard Riccardi | Rid Rich Acrid Car | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1287 | 8 | 612 | |||||||||||
128: Sandy Riccardi | Dry Cardiac Sin | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1287 | 9 | 569 | |||||||||||
129: Mark Eckenwiler | Mackerel Winker | 1 | 1 | 1 | 281 | 188 | 56 | |||||||||||
130: Steve Fahey | Vast Fee? Hey! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 104 | 203 | 51 | |||||||||||
131: Pie Snelson | Sleeps In, No? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 378 | 94 | 119 | |||||||||||
132: John Kammer | A Jerk? Hmm, No. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 71 | 180 | 60 | |||||||||||
133: Anne Clark | Can Rankle | 1 | 1 | 1 | 607 | 4 | 1011 | |||||||||||
134: Ralph Nitkin | A Rink Plinth | 1 | 1 | 1 | 988 | 11 | 507 | |||||||||||
135: Nan Reiner | Ran Erne In | ROTY LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 877 | 442 | 21 | ||||||||||
136: Gregory Dunn | Runner Doggy | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 10 | 549 | ||||||||||
137: Erica Magram | Racier Magma | 1 | 1 | 1 | 263 | 2 | 1940 | |||||||||||
138: Cheryl Davis | Cash Devilry | 1 | 1 | 1 | 342 | 63 | 165 | |||||||||||
139: Mark Morgan | Ram 'N' Go Mark | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1602 | 1 | 5430 | |||||||||||
140: Danielle Nowlin | Nailed Linen Owl | LOTY ROTY TGL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 995 | 392 | 26 | ||||||||||
141: David Muhlbaum | I Hum a DVD Album | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1604 | 1 | 5431 | |||||||||||
142: Michael Fransella | All-American Flesh | 1 | 1 | 1 | 479 | 38 | 221 | |||||||||||
143: Seth Brown | B-W Hornets | LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 437 | 247 | 40 | ||||||||||
144: Gary Blankenship | Sharp Lanky Being | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1605 | 1 | 5432 | |||||||||||
145: Barrett Swink | Brews Tart Ink | 1 | 1 | 1 | 775 | 7 | 694 | |||||||||||
146: Elizabeth Kuhn | Think Blue Haze | 1 | 1 | 1 | 492 | 2 | 2075 | |||||||||||
147: Lindsay Lacy | A Silly Candy | 1 | 1 | 1 | 492 | 2 | 2076 | |||||||||||
148: Richard Pawlak | Dark War Caliph | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1607 | 1 | 5433 | |||||||||||
149: Paul Lander | Under A Pall | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1401 | 2 | 2337 | |||||||||||
150: Jim Schaefer | Fresh Ice Jam | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1608 | 1 | 5434 | |||||||||||
151: Bill Smith | Hit B.S. Mill | 1 | 1 | 1 | 814 | 15 | 415 | |||||||||||
152: Pat Myers | Spry Meat | 1 | 1 | 1 | 282 | 3 | 1353 | |||||||||||
153: Bob Dalton | Do Not Blab! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 211 | 137 | 75 | |||||||||||
154: Jeff Brechlin | Beef Flinch, Jr. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 422 | 397 | 24 | |||||||||||
155: Dave Metzger | Vet Grazed Me | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1617 | 1 | 5435 | |||||||||||
156: Heather Kennedy | Had Keen Entry, Eh? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1617 | 1 | 5436 | |||||||||||
157: Stephanie Smilay | She May Spit In Ale | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1481 | 2 | 2354 | |||||||||||
158: Larry Peterson | Errors Aplenty | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1618 | 1 | 5437 | |||||||||||
159: Thomas A. Logan | Lo-Goat Shaman | 1 | 1 | 1 | 85 | 5 | 877 | |||||||||||
160: Mandy Worley | Wryly Moaned | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1254 | 2 | 2318 | |||||||||||
161: Lynda Hoover | A Holy Vendor | 1 | 1 | 1 | 964 | 5 | 926 | |||||||||||
162: Alex Blackwood | Cooked Wax Ball | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1142 | 11 | 508 | |||||||||||
163: Kenneth April | Panel Thinker | 1 | 1 | 1 | 84 | 7 | 680 | |||||||||||
164: Marleen May | Mere Layman | 1 | 1 | 1 | 378 | 53 | 189 | |||||||||||
165: Ron Osher | Honorers | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1626 | 1 | 5438 | |||||||||||
166: Jon Cannon | A Non-NJ Con | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1628 | 1 | 5439 | |||||||||||
167: Julia Griffin | Frugal In Fiji | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1413 | 2 | 2341 | |||||||||||
168: Lisa Riggin | Sing, IA Girl! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1629 | 1 | 5440 | |||||||||||
169: Leigh Anne Mazure | Amazing Heel Rune | 1 | 1 | 1 | 127 | 6 | 714 |