| YEAR 34 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 2 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 17 | 554 | 1563 | 4 | |||
| 2: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 1 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 11 | 79 | 2909 | 1 | |||||
| 3: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 9 | 3 | 10 | 136 | 495 | 20 | ||||||||
| 4: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 9 | 5 | 10 | 970 | 1319 | 6 | |||||||
| 5: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 9 | 1503 | 249 | 42 | ||||||
| 6: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 1 | 8 | 4 | 9 | 626 | 2142 | 2 | |||||||
| 7: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 1 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 871 | 705 | 13 | |||||||
| 8: Donald Norum | A London Drum | 1 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 1455 | 27 | 282 | ||||||||
| 9: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 1 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 938 | 836 | 12 | |||||||
| 10: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 5 | 2 | 5 | 1324 | 143 | 76 | |||||||||
| 11: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 5 | 3 | 5 | 1287 | 435 | 23 | ||||||||
| 12: Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | MIL | 4 | 2 | 4 | 106 | 474 | 21 | ||||||||
| 13: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 524 | 235 | 47 | ||||||||
| 14: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 3 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 558 | 1129 | 8 | |||||||
| 15: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 4 | 3 | 4 | 1482 | 106 | 111 | |||||||||
| 16: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 7 | 1912 | 3 | ||||||
| 17: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | MIL LOTY | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1401 | 283 | 38 | |||||||
| 18: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY LIL | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1477 | 128 | 90 | ||||||||
| 19: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 908 | 78 | 139 | ||||||||
| 20: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | HOF | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 339 | 513 | 19 | |||||||
| 21: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1463 | 179 | 65 | ||||||||
| 22: Jennifer Hart | Ninth Free Jar | HOF Y1V MIL LOTY | 2 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 659 | 15 | ||||||||
| 23: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1162 | 142 | 77 | |||||||||
| 24: Michael Gips | Magic Lips, Eh? | MIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 509 | 324 | 32 | ||||||||
| 25: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 676 | 14 | |||||||
| 26: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1286 | 133 | 83 | |||||||
| 27: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 120 | 582 | 17 | |||||||
| 28: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 2 | 2 | 2 | 967 | 61 | 175 | |||||||||
| 29: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1253 | 227 | 50 | ||||||||
| 30: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 979 | 1240 | 7 | |||||||
| 31: Jonathan Hardis | Had a Short Ninja | 1 | 1 | 1 | 907 | 77 | 140 | |||||||||
| 32: Frank Stanonik | Frank Inks A Ton | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1683 | 1 | 5461 | |||||||||
| 33: Bill Jacobs | I Call Job B.S. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1557 | 3 | 1512 | |||||||||
| 34: Jon Cannon | A Non-NJ Con | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1628 | 9 | 601 | |||||||||
| 35: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 1 | 1 | 1 | 765 | 212 | 53 | |||||||||
| 36: Jean Sorensen | Non-Sane Jeers | MIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 299 | 36 | ||||||||
| 37: Kevin Cuddihy | Chunky Divide | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 100 | 119 | ||||||||
| 38: Meg Sullivan | Slaving Mule | Y1V LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 184 | 63 | ||||||||
| 39: Russell Beland | Dullness Baler | HOF LIL MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 73 | 1556 | 5 | ||||||||
| 40: Tom O'Connor | No Cot Moron | 1 | 1 | 1 | 382 | 2 | 2021 | |||||||||
| 41: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 73 | 151 | ||||||||
| 42: Trevor Stone Irvin | Invite Snort Rover | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1685 | 1 | 5462 | |||||||||
| 43: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | HOF LIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1051 | 561 | 18 | ||||||||
| 44: Allen R. Breon | Learn Nobler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 86 | 13 | 445 | |||||||||
| 45: Larry Carnahan | "Ran a Clan" Harry | 1 | 1 | 1 | 551 | 15 | 422 | |||||||||
| 46: Noah Meyerson | Honey Moaners | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 46 | 28 | 279 | ||||||||
| 47: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 1 | 1 | 1 | 360 | 148 | 73 | |||||||||
| 48: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 1 | 1 | 440 | 66 | 167 | |||||||||
| 49: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 1 | 1 | 1 | 802 | 195 | 59 | |||||||||
| 50: Lori Wike | Wilier, OK? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1688 | 1 | 5463 | |||||||||
| 51: Maja Keech | Make JC A He | 1 | 1 | 1 | 192 | 32 | 254 | |||||||||
| 52: Neal Roach | Oracle? Nah. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1688 | 1 | 5464 | |||||||||
| 53: Seth Tucker | Utters "Heck!" | 1 | 1 | 1 | 866 | 61 | 174 |