| YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | I | P | T | M | A | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 3 | 3 | 8 | 91 | 5 | 1 | 11 | 6 | 34 | 128 | 554 | 1469 | 5 | |||
| 2: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 91 | 2 | 36 | 100 | 970 | 1266 | 6 | |||||
| 3: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 3 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 67 | 1 | 8 | 10 | 1 | 33 | 96 | 79 | 2864 | 1 | ||
| 4: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 4 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 66 | 4 | 7 | 34 | 89 | 626 | 2094 | 2 | ||||
| 5: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 4 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 68 | 27 | 81 | 979 | 1200 | 7 | ||||||
| 6: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 2 | 2 | 1 | 41 | 4 | 21 | 50 | 558 | 1107 | 8 | ||||||
| 7: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | LOTY ROTY | 2 | 2 | 1 | 36 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 18 | 49 | 1503 | 222 | 50 | ||||
| 8: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | MIL | 1 | 2 | 1 | 44 | 1 | 26 | 49 | 1401 | 258 | 40 | ||||||
| 9: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 40 | 21 | 47 | 938 | 814 | 12 | ||||||
| 10: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | HOF LIL | 2 | 1 | 36 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 28 | 45 | 1051 | 544 | 18 | |||||
| 11: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 36 | 3 | 2 | 22 | 43 | 7 | 1886 | 3 | ||||||
| 12: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 2 | 2 | 1 | 35 | 3 | 22 | 43 | 1287 | 406 | 23 | ||||||
| 13: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 2 | 36 | 2 | 1 | 23 | 41 | 871 | 684 | 13 | |||||||
| 14: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 2 | 1 | 1 | 31 | 20 | 35 | 1253 | 215 | 52 | |||||||
| 15: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL | 1 | 1 | 25 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 19 | 34 | 604 | 1031 | 10 | |||||
| 16: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY | 3 | 3 | 24 | 15 | 30 | 1323 | 276 | 37 | ||||||||
| 17: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 2 | 1 | 23 | 1 | 16 | 27 | 1326 | 237 | 45 | |||||||
| 18: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 1 | 1 | 20 | 3 | 14 | 25 | 1482 | 88 | 126 | ||||||||
| 19: Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | 2 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 13 | 20 | 106 | 455 | 21 | ||||||||
| 20: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 2 | 16 | 1 | 12 | 19 | 1482 | 79 | 137 | |||||||||
| 21: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 19 | 16 | 19 | 120 | 572 | 17 | ||||||||||
| 22: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 2 | 1 | 15 | 7 | 18 | 136 | 464 | 20 | |||||||||
| 23: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | 7 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 18 | 339 | 497 | 19 | |||||||
| 24: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 13 | 1 | 2 | 15 | 18 | 4 | 63 | 169 | ||||||
| 25: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 1 | 16 | 10 | 17 | 1463 | 155 | 71 | |||||||||
| 26: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 10 | 15 | 765 | 197 | 55 | ||||||
| 27: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 15 | 12 | 15 | 7 | 668 | 14 | ||||||||||
| 28: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 14 | 10 | 14 | 802 | 191 | 60 | |||||||||||
| 29: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 1 | 13 | 10 | 14 | 1162 | 135 | 80 | ||||||||||
| 30: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 1 | 12 | 8 | 13 | 1286 | 126 | 91 | |||||||||
| 31: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 1 | 11 | 1 | 11 | 13 | 967 | 59 | 178 | |||||||||
| 32: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 11 | 7 | 11 | 1005 | 331 | 31 | ||||||||||
| 33: Mike Ostapiej | I Joke, I'm A Pest | 1 | 10 | 10 | 11 | 767 | 101 | 117 | ||||||||||
| 34: Tim Watts | Twist Mat | 9 | 2 | 9 | 918 | 20 | 345 | |||||||||||
| 35: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 1 | 7 | 1 | 7 | 9 | 524 | 224 | 48 | |||||||||
| 36: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 1 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 1324 | 131 | 84 | ||||||||||
| 37: Laura M. Clairmont | Ultramoral, Manic | Y1V | 1 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 8 | 50 | 26 | 290 | ||||||||
| 38: Daniel Galef | Leading Flea | 1 | 7 | 4 | 8 | 1187 | 60 | 175 | ||||||||||
| 39: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 8 | 908 | 70 | 155 | ||||||||
| 40: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 2 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 1386 | 66 | 163 | ||||||||||
| 41: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 6 | 2 | 8 | 8 | 360 | 144 | 75 | ||||||||||
| 42: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 7 | 4 | 7 | 1140 | 192 | 59 | |||||||||||
| 43: Rob Huffman | Burn Off Ham! | 7 | 7 | 7 | 918 | 264 | 38 | |||||||||||
| 44: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 6 | 2 | 6 | 759 | 24 | 309 | |||||||||||
| 45: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 708 | 101 | 115 | ||||||||
| 46: Ben Aronin | Born Inane | 1 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 350 | 120 | 97 | ||||||||||
| 47: Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 1 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 759 | 35 | 236 | ||||||||||
| 48: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 1 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 1324 | 126 | 90 | ||||||||||
| 49: Debbie Stewart | Waterbed Bites | 1 | 5 | 3 | 6 | 320 | 36 | 232 | ||||||||||
| 50: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 1 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 310 | 110 | 109 | ||||||||||
| 51: Steven Price | Never Septic | 5 | 2 | 5 | 552 | 45 | 207 | |||||||||||
| 52: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 1 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 1195 | 61 | 172 | ||||||||||
| 53: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 440 | 63 | 170 | ||||||||||
| 54: Dan Steinbrocker | Ancestor Bred Ink | 5 | 5 | 5 | 945 | 30 | 265 | |||||||||||
| 55: Howard Walderman | Raw and Mad Howler | 5 | 5 | 5 | 212 | 230 | 46 | |||||||||||
| 56: Matt Monitto | Man Tit Motto | 5 | 5 | 5 | 902 | 184 | 62 | |||||||||||
| 57: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1222 | 33 | 244 | |||||||||||
| 58: Steve Honley | Svelte Honey | 4 | 1 | 4 | 447 | 127 | 89 | |||||||||||
| 59: Andrew Rosenberg | Erred (Wrong Beans) | 4 | 2 | 4 | 1403 | 14 | 422 | |||||||||||
| 60: Terri Berg Smith | Grim Beer Thirst | 4 | 4 | 4 | 1073 | 72 | 149 | |||||||||||
| 61: Jon Cannon | A Non-NJ Con | 4 | 4 | 4 | 1628 | 5 | 947 | |||||||||||
| 62: Deborah Hensley | Hey! Bean Holders! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 657 | 8 | 606 | |||||||||
| 63: Craig Dykstra | Gray Rat's Dick | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 792 | 398 | 25 | ||||||||
| 64: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY LIL | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1477 | 125 | 92 | ||||||||||
| 65: Pamela Love | A Maple Vole | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1170 | 26 | 297 | |||||||||||
| 66: Ann Martin | Arm-Tannin' | 3 | 2 | 3 | 547 | 129 | 86 | |||||||||||
| 67: Elliott Shevin | Loveliest Hint | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1202 | 31 | 255 | |||||||||||
| 68: Larry Peterson | Errors Aplenty | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1618 | 4 | 1031 | |||||||||||
| 69: Leslie Franson | Realness of Nil | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1553 | 4 | 1155 | |||||||||||
| 70: Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 3 | 3 | 3 | 613 | 65 | 166 | |||||||||||
| 71: Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 3 | 3 | 3 | 944 | 150 | 72 | |||||||||||
| 72: Valerie Holt | Lovelier Hat | 2 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 555 | 13 | 464 | ||||||||||
| 73: Andy Bassett | Beast Dynast | 2 | 1 | 2 | 568 | 46 | 206 | |||||||||||
| 74: Bruce Johnson | Bench Sojourn | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 152 | 11 | 508 | ||||||||||
| 75: Dave Scheiber | Archived Bees | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1490 | 4 | 1030 | |||||||||||
| 76: Chuck Helwig | Hug, Chew, Lick | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1274 | 31 | 257 | |||||||||||
| 77: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 118 | 99 | ||||||||||
| 78: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 2 | 1 | 2 | 735 | 58 | 180 | |||||||||||
| 79: Steve Langer | Verse Tangle | 2 | 1 | 2 | 636 | 50 | 199 | |||||||||||
| 80: Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 2 | 1 | 2 | 499 | 311 | 35 | |||||||||||
| 81: Nancy Meyer | Cry, "An Enemy!" | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1608 | 4 | 973 | ||||||||||
| 82: Sharon Neeman | Sane, Harm None | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1276 | 7 | 680 | |||||||||||
| 83: John Conti | Notch Join | 2 | 1 | 2 | 547 | 21 | 329 | |||||||||||
| 84: Michael Gips | Magic Lips, Eh? | MIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 509 | 320 | 33 | ||||||||||
| 85: Mark Asquino | An OK Marquis | 2 | 2 | 2 | 900 | 21 | 341 | |||||||||||
| 86: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1394 | 13 | 450 | |||||||||||
| 87: Robyn Carlson | Snarly Bronco | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1026 | 43 | 213 | |||||||||||
| 88: Rick Haynes | He Is Cranky | 2 | 2 | 2 | 323 | 174 | 65 | |||||||||||
| 89: Richard Alexander | Handcar Axle Rider | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1591 | 3 | 1507 | |||||||||||
| 90: David McCord | DVD c/o Mr. Acid | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1184 | 3 | 1482 | |||||||||||
| 91: Stuart Anderson | Sad Sour Entrant | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1341 | 9 | 567 | ||||||||||
| 92: Steve Geist | Give Testes | 1 | 1 | 1 | 486 | 10 | 531 | |||||||||||
| 93: Alethea Dopart | Had Pa Tolerate | 1 | 1 | 1 | 945 | 6 | 723 | |||||||||||
| 94: Jane Auerbach | Aha! Cajun Beer! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 521 | 106 | 111 | |||||||||||
| 95: Jay Shuck | Yuk! Has JC | ROTY LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 640 | 221 | 51 | ||||||||||
| 96: Jeff Brechlin | Beef Flinch, Jr. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 422 | 398 | 26 | |||||||||||
| 97: Connie Dobbins Akers | Do Obscene Brains Ink? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1270 | 8 | 652 | |||||||||||
| 98: Elizabeth Ewert | Let There Be A Wiz! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1632 | 1 | 5441 | |||||||||||
| 99: Jim Proulx | Lo, Jr. Mixup | 1 | 1 | 1 | 585 | 2 | 2123 | |||||||||||
| 100: Sandy Riccardi | Dry Cardiac Sin | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1287 | 10 | 535 | |||||||||||
| 101: Stephen Gilberg | Gentle Pig Herbs | 1 | 1 | 1 | 759 | 15 | 416 | |||||||||||
| 102: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 378 | 28 | ||||||||||
| 103: Elizabeth Kline | Likeable Zenith | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1008 | 12 | 493 | |||||||||||
| 104: Marc Leibert | Calmer Biter | 1 | 1 | 1 | 439 | 53 | 191 | |||||||||||
| 105: Michael Porcello | Polemical Choler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1222 | 4 | 1028 | |||||||||||
| 106: Michael Rosen | Loser Machine | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1134 | 7 | 706 | |||||||||||
| 107: Paul Madigan | A Pun? I Am Glad! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1400 | 2 | 2349 | |||||||||||
| 108: Rob Wolf | Fowl Bro | 1 | 1 | 1 | 763 | 82 | 133 | |||||||||||
| 109: Ward Kay | Dark Way | 1 | 1 | 1 | 58 | 131 | 85 | |||||||||||
| 110: Marty Gold | A Godly Mr. T | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1453 | 14 | 438 | |||||||||||
| 111: Brendan Beary | Ran Beery Band | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 195 | 1099 | 9 | ||||||||||
| 112: Gregory Dunn | Runner Doggy | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 11 | 514 | ||||||||||
| 113: Jim Markisohn | Him? Major Inks! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1646 | 1 | 5442 | |||||||||||
| 114: Mark Houser | Harm? OK, Sure! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1647 | 1 | 5443 | |||||||||||
| 115: Alex Blackwood | Cooked Wax Ball | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1142 | 12 | 490 | |||||||||||
| 116: Mark Holt | Oh, Mr. Talk | 1 | 1 | 1 | 795 | 19 | 369 | |||||||||||
| 117: Dave Metzger | Vet Grazed Me | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1617 | 2 | 2377 | |||||||||||
| 118: Norm Young | Mr. No-No Guy | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1652 | 1 | 5444 | |||||||||||
| 119: Rebekah Bundang | Banned Hug Break | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1141 | 3 | 1479 | |||||||||||
| 120: Thomas A. Logan | Lo-Goat Shaman | 1 | 1 | 1 | 85 | 6 | 759 | |||||||||||
| 121: Melissa Balmain | Salable Animism | 1 | 1 | 1 | 941 | 223 | 49 | |||||||||||
| 122: Jim Schaefer | Fresh Ice Jam | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1608 | 2 | 2376 | |||||||||||
| 123: Robin Diallo | Oi! Brain Doll! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 437 | 16 | 402 | |||||||||||
| 124: Alan Clark | Call a Nark | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1657 | 1 | 5445 | |||||||||||
| 125: David Firstman | Avid Mind Farts | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1659 | 1 | 5446 | |||||||||||
| 126: Howard Ausden | E-Awards Hound | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1375 | 4 | 1153 | |||||||||||
| 127: Dave Garratt | Ravaged Tart | 1 | 1 | 1 | 86 | 87 | 128 | |||||||||||
| 128: Lawrence McGuire | Crueler New Magic | 1 | 1 | 1 | 419 | 315 | 34 | |||||||||||
| 129: Marian Carlsson | Crass Roman Nail | 1 | 1 | 1 | 98 | 13 | 452 | |||||||||||
| 130: Jay Branegan | Grab Any Jean | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1660 | 1 | 5447 | |||||||||||
| 131: Don Weingarten | A New Nerd Got In | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1661 | 1 | 5448 | |||||||||||
| 132: Sally Booher | Real Sly Hobo | 1 | 1 | 1 | 131 | 2 | 1873 | |||||||||||
| 133: Barry Sackin | Binary Racks | 1 | 1 | 1 | 951 | 7 | 668 | |||||||||||
| 134: Rivka Liss-Levinson | Snails Involve Risk | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1142 | 15 | 415 | |||||||||||
| 135: Andrew Spitzler | Lizards Rent Pew | 1 | 1 | 1 | 59 | 5 | 876 | |||||||||||
| 136: Mary Olson | Sly Maroon | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 38 | 11 | 507 | ||||||||||
| 137: Paul A. Alter | Up a Lateral | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 41 | 27 | 284 | ||||||||||
| 138: Stephen W. Buchanan | Punch The Wannabes | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 52 | 5 | 874 | ||||||||||
| 139: Kathy Sheeran | Yanks Heather | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1547 | 8 | 655 | |||||||||||
| 140: Tim Livengood | I Vomit Golden | 1 | 1 | 1 | 485 | 15 | 420 | |||||||||||
| 141: John Kupiec | I Punch Joke | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 44 | 209 | ||||||||||
| 142: Felix McBundy | X-Film By Dunce | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 812 | ||||||||||
| 143: Gynny Katon | Nanny Got KY | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 1704 | ||||||||||
| 144: Rich Stone | Rots Niche | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 1703 | ||||||||||
| 145: Carol McDonald | Calm Cad? Lord, No! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1665 | 1 | 5449 | |||||||||||
| 146: Julia Griffin | Frugal In Fiji | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1413 | 3 | 1498 |