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STANDINGS FOR YEAR 33
03/13/2025 - 03/05/2026
Weeks 1633 - 1684

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1671

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YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER GRANOLA
SMEAR		 AWARDS W 2 3 4 H L I P T M A APPEAR-
ANCES		 TOTAL
INKS		 DEBUT
WEEK		 CAREER
INKS		 CAREER
RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich Craven Fish Jokes HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL 4 3 10 100 5 1 13 8 36 144 554 1485 5
2: Duncan Stevens Unscented Vans HOF MIL LOTY TGL 2 1 3 2 98 2 40 108 970 1274 6
3: Chris Doyle He Do Lyrics HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL 3 2 1 3 71 1 9 12 1 37 103 79 2871 1
4: Kevin Dopart Deviant Pork HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL 4 1 5 2 69 4 7 37 92 626 2097 2
5: Mark Raffman Frank Farm, Ma HOF LOTY MIL LIL 5 2 3 5 73 30 88 979 1207 7
6: Jeffrey Contompasis Enjoys Office Tramps HOF MIL LOTY 2 2 1 43 4 23 52 558 1109 8
7: Judy Freed Fey Dude Jr. LOTY ROTY 2 2 1 37 4 2 3 20 51 1503 224 49
8: Leif Picoult Politic Fuel MIL 1 1 2 1 45 1 27 51 1401 260 39
9: Jonathan Jensen Jan Neatens John LOTY 2 3 2 38 3 25 48 1287 411 23
10: Jon Gearhart Jargon Hater HOF LIL 2 1 39 1 2 3 30 48 1051 547 18
11: Frank Osen Senna Fork HOF MIL LOTY LIL 2 1 2 2 40 21 47 938 814 12
12: Tom Witte Tome Twit HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY 1 1 38 4 2 25 46 7 1889 3
13: Gary Crockett Try Gecko Cart HOF ROTY LOTY 2 37 2 1 24 42 871 685 13
14: Jon Ketzner Not Zen-Jerk ROTY 2 1 1 34 21 38 1253 218 52
15: Beverley Sharp Brave Shy Leper HOF LOTY MIL 1 1 26 2 2 3 20 35 604 1032 10
16: Sam Mertens Smartens Me LOTY ROTY 3 3 24 15 30 1323 276 37
17: Steve "Potomac" Smith Machetes Stop Vomit ROTY MIL LIL 2 1 24 1 17 28 1326 238 45
18: Neil Kurland Dull Ink Near 1 1 21 3 15 26 1482 89 125
19: Art Grinath Rag-Thin Rat 2 1 1 18 15 22 106 457 21
20: Roy Ashley Horsey Lay HOF LIL 1 21 17 22 120 575 17
21: Jonathan Paul Oh, Plan A Jaunt 2 1 18 8 21 136 467 20
22: Michael Stein Alien Chemist 2 17 1 13 20 1482 80 136
23: Pam Shermeyer Hep Yammerers MIL 1 18 11 19 1463 157 71
24: David Prevar Pravda Diver 7 1 7 1 2 12 18 339 497 19
25: Stuart Segal Regal Status Y1V 1 1 13 1 2 15 18 4 63 169
26: Rob Cohen Echo-Born 1 2 1 1 11 1 11 17 765 199 54
27: Stephen Dudzik "Puke" Zenith, DDS HOF Y1V RPL LIL 16 13 16 7 669 14
28: Eric Nelkin E'er In Clink LIL 1 13 9 14 1286 127 89
29: Jeff Hazle Elf Haj Fez 14 10 14 802 191 60
30: Lee Graham Eagle Harm 1 13 10 14 1162 135 80
31: Diana Oertel A Lone Tirade 1 11 1 11 13 967 59 178
32: Jeff Shirley Fish Fly, Jeer MIL 11 7 11 1005 331 31
33: Mike Ostapiej I Joke, I'm A Pest 1 10 10 11 767 101 117
34: Barbara Turner Rear-Burnt Arab 1 8 1 8 10 524 225 48
35: Tim Watts Twist Mat 9 2 9 918 20 345
36: Daniel Galef Leading Flea 1 8 5 9 1187 61 173
37: Gregory Koch Grey Hog Cork 1 1 5 2 7 9 908 71 152
38: Jesse Rifkin If Inks, Jeers 1 8 8 9 1324 131 84
39: Jeff Rackow Jafferwock 2 6 1 8 9 1386 67 159
40: Laura M. Clairmont Ultramoral, Manic Y1V 1 6 1 2 8 50 26 290
41: William C. Kennard I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well 6 2 8 8 360 144 75
42: Brendan Beary Ran Beery Band HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 6 2 7 195 1105 9
43: Hildy Zampella My Pallid Hazel 7 4 7 1140 192 59
44: Rob Huffman Burn Off Ham! 7 7 7 918 264 38
45: Mia Wyatt Waa! My Tit! 6 2 6 759 24 309
46: Laurie Brink A Burlier Ink 1 1 3 1 3 6 708 101 115
47: Ben Aronin Born Inane 1 5 3 6 350 120 97
48: Bernard Brink Barn-Bred Rink 1 5 3 6 759 35 236
49: Sarah Walsh A Shawl Rash 1 5 3 6 1324 126 91
50: Debbie Stewart Waterbed Bites 1 5 3 6 320 36 232
51: Malcolm Fleschner Calm Cells From Hen 1 5 4 6 310 110 109
52: David Peckarsky Vapid Dyke's Rack 2 4 5 6 1195 62 172
53: Matt Monitto Man Tit Motto 5 1 6 6 902 185 62
54: Steven Price Never Septic 5 2 5 552 45 207
55: Dan Helming Hind-Leg Man 1 4 5 5 440 63 170
56: Dan Steinbrocker Ancestor Bred Ink 5 5 5 945 30 265
57: Howard Walderman Raw and Mad Howler 5 5 5 212 230 46
58: Terri Berg Smith Grim Beer Thirst 5 5 5 1073 73 149
59: Mary McNamara Mr. Canary Mama 4 1 4 1222 33 244
60: Steve Honley Svelte Honey 4 1 4 447 127 90
61: Andrew Rosenberg Erred (Wrong Beans) 4 2 4 1403 14 422
62: Ann Martin Arm-Tannin' 4 3 4 547 130 86
63: Elliott Shevin Loveliest Hint 4 3 4 1202 32 251
64: Neal Starkman Laments A Rank 4 4 4 944 151 72
65: Jon Cannon A Non-NJ Con 4 4 4 1628 5 947
66: Deborah Hensley Hey! Bean Holders! 1 1 1 1 3 657 8 606
67: Craig Dykstra Gray Rat's Dick LOTY ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 2 3 792 398 25
68: Karen Lambert Mere Barn Talk LOTY ROTY LIL 3 2 3 1477 125 92
69: Pamela Love A Maple Vole 3 2 3 1170 26 297
70: Larry Peterson Errors Aplenty 3 2 3 1618 4 1031
71: Michael Gips Magic Lips, Eh? MIL 3 2 3 509 321 33
72: Leslie Franson Realness of Nil 3 3 3 1553 4 1155
73: Brian Cohen Inborn Ache 3 3 3 613 65 166
74: Valerie Holt Lovelier Hat 2 1 3 3 555 13 464
75: Richard Alexander Handcar Axle Rider 3 3 3 1591 4 1156
76: Andy Bassett Beast Dynast 2 1 2 568 46 206
77: Bruce Johnson Bench Sojourn 1 1 1 2 152 11 508
78: Dave Scheiber Archived Bees 2 1 2 1490 4 1030
79: Chuck Helwig Hug, Chew, Lick 2 1 2 1274 31 257
80: Mike Hammer Harm? I'm Meek! Y1V 2 1 2 5 118 99
81: Perry Beider Red Berry Pie 2 1 2 735 58 180
82: Steve Langer Verse Tangle 2 1 2 636 50 199
83: Pam Sweeney Weepy MENSA 2 1 2 499 311 35
84: Nancy Meyer Cry, "An Enemy!" 1 1 1 2 1608 4 973
85: Sharon Neeman Sane, Harm None 2 1 2 1276 7 680
86: John Conti Notch Join 2 1 2 547 21 329
87: Russell Beland Dullness Baler HOF LIL MIL LOTY 2 1 2 73 1553 4
88: Mark Asquino An OK Marquis 2 2 2 900 21 341
89: Jay Shuck Yuk! Has JC ROTY LOTY 2 2 2 640 222 51
90: Larry Rifkin Arr! Irkin' Fly! 2 2 2 1394 13 450
91: Robyn Carlson Snarly Bronco 2 2 2 1026 43 213
92: Rick Haynes He Is Cranky 2 2 2 323 174 65
93: David McCord DVD c/o Mr. Acid 2 2 2 1184 3 1483
94: Stuart Anderson Sad Sour Entrant 1 1 2 2 1341 9 567
95: John Kupiec I Punch Joke Y1V 2 2 2 15 45 208
96: Steve Geist Give Testes 1 1 1 486 10 531
97: Alethea Dopart Had Pa Tolerate 1 1 1 945 6 723
98: Jane Auerbach Aha! Cajun Beer! 1 1 1 521 106 111
99: Jeff Brechlin Beef Flinch, Jr. 1 1 1 422 398 26
100: Connie Dobbins Akers Do Obscene Brains Ink? 1 1 1 1270 8 652
101: Elizabeth Ewert Let There Be A Wiz! 1 1 1 1632 1 5441
102: Jim Proulx Lo, Jr. Mixup 1 1 1 585 2 2125
103: Sandy Riccardi Dry Cardiac Sin 1 1 1 1287 10 535
104: Stephen Gilberg Gentle Pig Herbs 1 1 1 759 15 416
105: Dave Zarrow Waved Razor Y1V RPL 1 1 1 30 378 28
106: Elizabeth Kline Likeable Zenith 1 1 1 1008 12 493
107: Marc Leibert Calmer Biter 1 1 1 439 53 191
108: Michael Porcello Polemical Choler 1 1 1 1222 4 1028
109: Michael Rosen Loser Machine 1 1 1 1134 7 706
110: Paul Madigan A Pun? I Am Glad! 1 1 1 1400 2 2351
111: Rob Wolf Fowl Bro 1 1 1 763 82 133
112: Ward Kay Dark Way 1 1 1 58 131 85
113: Marty Gold A Godly Mr. T 1 1 1 1453 14 438
114: Gregory Dunn Runner Doggy Y1V 1 1 1 30 11 514
115: Jim Markisohn Him? Major Inks! 1 1 1 1646 1 5442
116: Mark Houser Harm? OK, Sure! 1 1 1 1647 1 5443
117: Alex Blackwood Cooked Wax Ball 1 1 1 1142 12 490
118: Mark Holt Oh, Mr. Talk 1 1 1 795 19 369
119: Dave Metzger Vet Grazed Me 1 1 1 1617 2 2378
120: Norm Young Mr. No-No Guy 1 1 1 1652 1 5444
121: Rebekah Bundang Banned Hug Break 1 1 1 1141 3 1480
122: Thomas A. Logan Lo-Goat Shaman 1 1 1 85 6 759
123: Melissa Balmain Salable Animism 1 1 1 941 223 50
124: Jim Schaefer Fresh Ice Jam 1 1 1 1608 2 2377
125: Robin Diallo Oi! Brain Doll! 1 1 1 437 16 402
126: Alan Clark Call a Nark 1 1 1 1657 1 5445
127: David Firstman Avid Mind Farts 1 1 1 1659 1 5446
128: Howard Ausden E-Awards Hound 1 1 1 1375 4 1153
129: Dave Garratt Ravaged Tart 1 1 1 86 87 128
130: Lawrence McGuire Crueler New Magic 1 1 1 419 315 34
131: Marian Carlsson Crass Roman Nail 1 1 1 98 13 452
132: Jay Branegan Grab Any Jean 1 1 1 1660 1 5447
133: Don Weingarten A New Nerd Got In 1 1 1 1661 1 5448
134: Sally Booher Real Sly Hobo 1 1 1 131 2 1875
135: Barry Sackin Binary Racks 1 1 1 951 7 668
136: Rivka Liss-Levinson Snails Involve Risk 1 1 1 1142 15 415
137: Andrew Spitzler Lizards Rent Pew 1 1 1 59 5 876
138: Mary Olson Sly Maroon Y1V 1 1 1 38 11 507
139: Paul A. Alter Up a Lateral Y1V 1 1 1 41 27 284
140: Stephen W. Buchanan Punch The Wannabes Y1V 1 1 1 52 5 874
141: Kathy Sheeran Yanks Heather 1 1 1 1547 8 655
142: Tim Livengood I Vomit Golden 1 1 1 485 15 420
143: Felix McBundy X-Film By Dunce Y1V 1 1 1 4 5 812
144: Gynny Katon Nanny Got KY Y1V 1 1 1 4 2 1705
145: Rich Stone Rots Niche Y1V 1 1 1 4 2 1704
146: Carol McDonald Calm Cad? Lord, No! 1 1 1 1665 1 5449
147: Julia Griffin Frugal In Fiji 1 1 1 1413 3 1499
148: Chuck Smith Hit Schmuck HOF Y1V LOTY 1 1 1 6 866 11
149: Jeffrey Carl Fry Calf. Jeer. 1 1 1 120 2 1857
150: Jennifer Hart Ninth Free Jar HOF Y1V MIL LOTY 1 1 1 11 655 15
151: Jim Burger Re: Jug Brim 1 1 1 1669 1 5450
152: Marshall Begel Large Balls? Meh. 1 1 1 1596 3 1508