YEAR 32 RANK: LOSER	GRANOLA SMEAR	AWARDS	W	2	3	4	H	L	I	P	T	M	A	APPEAR- ANCES	TOTAL INKS	DEBUT WEEK	CAREER INKS	CAREER RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich	Craven Fish Jokes	HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL	3	2	1	2	40	3			7	5		17	63	554	1200	5
2: Duncan Stevens	Unscented Vans	HOF MIL LOTY TGL	3	1	2	1	48		1					18	56	970	1076	7
3: Kevin Dopart	Deviant Pork	HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL	1		4	1	39				1	3	1	18	50	626	1933	2
4: Chris Doyle	He Do Lyrics	HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL	1	2	2	2	35	1			1	2		14	46	79	2680	1
5: Frank Osen	Senna Fork	HOF MIL LOTY LIL	3	1		2	35					1		15	42	938	739	12
6: Sam Mertens	Smartens Me	LOTY ROTY	1	2	1	1	30							12	35	1323	220	45
7: Jonathan Jensen	Jan Neatens John	LOTY	1	1	2	1	28							18	33	1287	315	31
8: Leif Picoult	Politic Fuel				2	1	25	2						16	30	1401	176	60
9: Judy Freed	Fey Dude Jr.		1	1	2	1	22					1		11	28	1503	126	83
10: Mark Raffman	Frank Farm, Ma	HOF LOTY MIL LIL	1	2			25							11	28	979	1059	8
11: Tom Witte	Tome Twit	HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY			2		13	1			5	2		12	23	7	1810	3
12: Jeffrey Contompasis	Enjoys Office Tramps	HOF MIL LOTY					16		1	1	2	1		13	21	558	1008	9
13: Beverley Sharp	Brave Shy Leper	HOF LOTY MIL	2				16	1				1		14	20	604	963	10
14: Steve "Potomac" Smith	Machetes Stop Vomit	ROTY MIL LIL					19							8	19	1326	192	54
15: Gary Crockett	Try Gecko Cart	HOF ROTY LOTY			1		17	1						13	19	871	618	15
16: Pam Shermeyer	Hep Yammerers	MIL		1	1		15							14	17	1463	111	104
17: Jon Gearhart	Jargon Hater	LIL					15							10	15	1051	457	19
18: David Prevar	Pravda Diver						5			7		3		13	15	339	466	18
19: Roy Ashley	Horsey Lay	HOF LIL					13				1			13	14	120	529	17
20: Lee Graham	Eagle Harm					1	9				1	1		8	12	1162	114	100
21: Jon Ketzner	Not Zen-Jerk	ROTY					12							8	12	1253	155	69
22: Eric Nelkin	E'er In Clink	LIL		1			10							5	11	1286	109	107
23: Neil Kurland	Dull Ink Near						8				1	1		7	10	1482	53	183
24: Jeff Rackow	Jafferwock						8	1						4	9	1386	53	185
25: Stephen Dudzik	"Puke" Zenith, DDS	HOF Y1V RPL LIL					9							6	9	7	623	14
26: Jonathan Paul	Oh, Plan A Jaunt			1			7							2	8	136	435	21
27: Jeff Hazle	Elf Haj Fez						8							5	8	802	166	66
28: Karen Lambert	Mere Barn Talk	LOTY ROTY					8							6	8	1477	115	95
29: Brian Cohen	Inborn Ache						6				1			2	7	613	58	170
30: Diana Oertel	A Lone Tirade						7							4	7	967	33	243
31: Michael Stein	Alien Chemist					1	6							5	7	1482	41	212
32: Neal Starkman	Laments A Rank						7							6	7	944	139	72
33: Terri Berg Smith	Grim Beer Thirst		1				5							2	6	1073	63	163
34: Jesse Rifkin	If Inks, Jeers				1		5							4	6	1324	103	114
35: Rob Cohen	Echo-Born			2			3	1						5	6	765	164	67
36: Sarah Walsh	A Shawl Rash						6							5	6	1324	117	93
37: Mike Hammer	Harm? I'm Meek!	Y1V					5							2	5	5	116	94
38: Steven Price	Never Septic						5							2	5	552	40	214
39: Richard Franklin	Arr! Flinch In Dark!					1	3			1				3	5	1330	37	223
40: Stuart Segal	Regal Status	Y1V					4				1			4	5	4	42	210
41: Laurie Brink	A Burlier Ink						5							4	5	708	95	118
42: Craig Dykstra	Gray Rat's Dick	LOTY ROTY MIL LIL					4							1	4	792	387	26
43: Seth Christenfeld	Deflects Her Hints		1				3							2	4	1207	8	608
44: Jeff Shirley	Fish Fly, Jeer	MIL					4							2	4	1005	313	33
45: Mary McNamara	Mr. Canary Mama						4							2	4	1222	28	271
46: Matt Monitto	Man Tit Motto						4							2	4	902	179	59
47: Pam Sweeney	Weepy MENSA						4							2	4	499	309	35
48: Rob Wolf	Fowl Bro						4							2	4	763	81	134
49: Malcolm Fleschner	Calm Cells From Hen						4							3	4	310	103	112
50: Barbara Turner	Rear-Burnt Arab		1			1	2							3	4	524	202	49
51: Hildy Zampella	My Pallid Hazel						4							4	4	1140	184	56
52: David Franks	Dark Vids Fan						4							4	4	447	24	305
53: Gregory Koch	Grey Hog Cork			1			2							2	3	908	52	187
54: Bill Dorner	Boner Drill						3							2	3	885	162	68
55: Larry Rifkin	Arr! Irkin' Fly!						3							2	3	1394	11	501
56: Perry Beider	Red Berry Pie						3							3	3	735	56	174
57: Joan Witte	A Wet Joint								1	1				1	2	1528	5	860
58: Becky Foster	Oft By Creeks			1			1							1	2	1455	3	1250
59: Jonathan Hardis	Had a Short Ninja						2							1	2	907	76	138
60: Michael Gips	Magic Lips, Eh?	MIL					2							1	2	509	312	34
61: Ted Weitzman	New Tame Ditz						2							1	2	1110	6	744
62: Andrew Rosenberg	Erred (Wrong Beans)					1	1							1	2	1403	10	512
63: Ann Fisher	Shrine Fan			1			1							2	2	1578	2	2367
64: Kenneth Enright	Think Green Then						2							2	2	1578	2	2368
65: Tim Livengood	I Vomit Golden						2							2	2	485	13	458
66: William C. Kennard	I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well						1					1		2	2	360	124	86
67: Howard Walderman	Raw and Mad Howler						2							2	2	212	220	46
68: Mia Wyatt	Waa! My Tit!						2							2	2	759	18	373
69: Pamela Love	A Maple Vole						2							2	2	1170	23	314
70: Steve Honley	Svelte Honey						2							2	2	447	122	87
71: Dan Steinbrocker	Ancestor Bred Ink						2							2	2	945	21	340
72: Mark Asquino	An OK Marquis						2							2	2	900	16	400
73: Scott Ableman	Not Calm Beast						1							1	1	1219	5	859
74: David Sarokin	Savor Ink, I Add						1							1	1	1381	3	1487
75: Patrick Huss	Puckish Star						1							1	1	1579	1	5426
76: Josh Feldblyum	Josh My Full Bed						1							1	1	462	38	220
77: Luther Jett	Let Jet Thru						1							1	1	1081	2	2292
78: Valerie Holt	Lovelier Hat									1				1	1	555	10	553
79: Dave Zarrow	Waved Razor	Y1V RPL					1							1	1	30	375	27
80: Stephanie Martin	Interim Pheasant						1							1	1	192	2	1902
81: John McCooey	Ye Mojo Conch						1							1	1	903	113	103
82: Kyle Bonney	Keenly Bony						1							1	1	266	16	398
83: Elliott Shevin	Loveliest Hint						1							1	1	1202	27	282
84: Laura M. Clairmont	Ultramoral, Manic	Y1V				1								1	1	50	18	372
85: Ann Martin	Arm-Tannin'						1							1	1	547	125	84
86: Jim Derby	My Red Jib					1								1	1	1072	10	541
87: Charles Trahan	Her Charlatans						1							1	1	660	7	687
88: Chuck Helwig	Hug, Chew, Lick						1							1	1	1274	28	274
89: David Peckarsky	Vapid Dyke's Rack						1							1	1	1195	55	178
90: Doug Hembrey	Humor Be Edgy						1							1	1	1400	3	1489
91: John Winant	John Want In						1							1	1	863	23	310
92: Steve Geist	Give Testes						1							1	1	486	6	733
93: Terry Reimer	Retire Merry						1							1	1	948	7	695
94: Lawrence McGuire	Crueler New Magic						1							1	1	419	314	32
95: Kathy Sheeran	Yanks Heather									1				1	1	1547	5	939
96: Marni Penning Coleman	No-Name Planning Crime						1							1	1	670	45	201
97: Dave Airozo	A Varied Zoo						1							1	1	919	68	153
98: Ward Kay	Dark Way						1							1	1	58	129	80
99: William Pifer-Foote	Faerie Pillow Motif						1							1	1	375	5	889
100: Jennifer Hart	Ninth Free Jar	HOF Y1V MIL LOTY					1							1	1	11	653	13
101: Phil Plait	A Pith Pill						1							1	1	116	16	391
102: Ted Spencer	Rented Pecs						1							1	1	60	3	1291
103: Dan Helming	Hind-Leg Man						1							1	1	440	54	182
104: Richard Alexander	Handcar Axle Rider						1							1	1	1591	1	5427
105: Chuck Smith	Hit Schmuck	HOF Y1V LOTY					1							1	1	6	864	11
106: Heather Spence	Has Threepence						1							1	1	967	15	412
107: Dave Scheiber	Archived Bees		1											1	1	1490	2	2362
108: Bernard Brink	Barn-Bred Rink						1							1	1	759	29	263
109: Connie Dobbins Akers	Do Obscene Brains Ink?						1							1	1	1270	5	933
110: Richard Riccardi	Rid Rich Acrid Car						1							1	1	1287	8	610
111: Sandy Riccardi	Dry Cardiac Sin						1							1	1	1287	9	565
112: Mark Eckenwiler	Mackerel Winker						1							1	1	281	188	55
113: Russell Beland	Dullness Baler	HOF LIL MIL LOTY					1							1	1	73	1550	4
114: Steve Fahey	Vast Fee? Hey!						1							1	1	104	203	48
115: Marc Leibert	Calmer Biter			1										1	1	439	51	189
116: Marshall Begel	Large Balls? Meh.						1							1	1	1596	1	5428
117: Pie Snelson	Sleeps In, No?									1				1	1	378	94	119

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1599