YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER	GRANOLA SMEAR	AWARDS	W	2	3	4	H	L	I	P	T	M	A	APPEAR- ANCES	TOTAL INKS	DEBUT WEEK	CAREER INKS	CAREER RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich	Craven Fish Jokes	HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL	5	5	2	10	125	6	1		18	11		44	183	554	1524	5
2: Duncan Stevens	Unscented Vans	HOF MIL LOTY TGL	2	2	5	4	117	3						47	133	970	1299	6
3: Chris Doyle	He Do Lyrics	HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL	3	2	2	3	87	2			11	13	1	44	124	79	2892	1
4: Kevin Dopart	Deviant Pork	HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL	4	1	5	2	86				6	9		44	113	626	2118	2
5: Mark Raffman	Frank Farm, Ma	HOF LOTY MIL LIL	5	3	3	5	92							38	108	979	1227	7
6: Jeffrey Contompasis	Enjoys Office Tramps	HOF MIL LOTY		2	2	1	55				4			28	64	558	1121	8
7: Leif Picoult	Politic Fuel	MIL	2	2	2	2	52	1			3			35	64	1401	273	38
8: Jonathan Jensen	Jan Neatens John	LOTY	3	4	2	1	49	4						32	63	1287	426	23
9: Judy Freed	Fey Dude Jr.	LOTY ROTY		2	2	1	48	4			2	3		26	62	1503	235	46
10: Jon Gearhart	Jargon Hater	HOF LIL			2	1	47	2			2	4		35	58	1051	557	18
11: Frank Osen	Senna Fork	HOF MIL LOTY LIL	3	1	2	2	49							25	57	938	824	12
12: Tom Witte	Tome Twit	HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY			2	2	46				5	2		31	57	7	1900	3
13: Gary Crockett	Try Gecko Cart	HOF ROTY LOTY	1	2		1	42	2				2		29	50	871	693	13
14: Beverley Sharp	Brave Shy Leper	HOF LOTY MIL		2		1	36	2			2	3		25	46	604	1043	10
15: Jon Ketzner	Not Zen-Jerk	ROTY	2	1		1	35							22	39	1253	219	52
16: Sam Mertens	Smartens Me	LOTY ROTY	3		3		31							18	37	1323	283	37
17: Neil Kurland	Dull Ink Near		1			1	31					3		20	36	1482	99	118
18: Pam Shermeyer	Hep Yammerers	MIL			2		33							18	35	1463	173	66
19: Art Grinath	Rag-Thin Rat		2	1		1	29							20	33	106	468	21
20: Jonathan Paul	Oh, Plan A Jaunt			2	1		25							12	28	136	474	20
21: Steve "Potomac" Smith	Machetes Stop Vomit	ROTY MIL LIL	2			1	24			1				17	28	1326	238	45
22: David Prevar	Pravda Diver	HOF				1	12		1	10	1	2		18	27	339	506	19
23: Michael Stein	Alien Chemist			2	1		22				1			18	26	1482	86	129
24: Roy Ashley	Horsey Lay	HOF LIL	2				24							20	26	120	579	17
25: Rob Cohen	Echo-Born		1	3	1	1	18		1					17	25	765	207	53
26: Stuart Segal	Regal Status	Y1V	1			1	18			1	3			18	24	4	69	157
27: Stephen Dudzik	"Puke" Zenith, DDS	HOF Y1V RPL LIL					19							15	19	7	672	14
28: Lee Graham	Eagle Harm			1			17							14	18	1162	139	76
29: Jeff Hazle	Elf Haj Fez						17							12	17	802	194	58
30: Eric Nelkin	E'er In Clink	LIL			1		15	1						12	17	1286	130	86
31: Barbara Turner	Rear-Burnt Arab				1		12			1				11	14	524	229	48
32: Jesse Rifkin	If Inks, Jeers				1		12							11	13	1324	135	81
33: Diana Oertel	A Lone Tirade			1			11			1				11	13	967	59	178
34: Jeff Shirley	Fish Fly, Jeer	MIL					12							8	12	1005	332	31
35: Gregory Koch	Grey Hog Cork				1	1	7	2						8	11	908	73	150
36: Jeff Rackow	Jafferwock			2			8				1			10	11	1386	69	156
37: Mike Ostapiej	I Joke, I'm A Pest		1				10							10	11	767	101	117
38: Daniel Galef	Leading Flea			1			9							6	10	1187	62	172
39: Rob Huffman	Burn Off Ham!						10							8	10	918	267	39
40: William C. Kennard	I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well						8					2		9	10	360	146	74
41: Tim Watts	Twist Mat						9							2	9	918	20	345
42: Malcolm Fleschner	Calm Cells From Hen					1	8							5	9	310	113	106
43: Terri Berg Smith	Grim Beer Thirst						9							9	9	1073	77	140
44: Laura M. Clairmont	Ultramoral, Manic	Y1V			1		6				1			2	8	50	26	290
45: Brendan Beary	Ran Beery Band	HOF LOTY MIL LIL		1			7							3	8	195	1106	9
46: Hildy Zampella	My Pallid Hazel						8							5	8	1140	193	59
47: Dan Helming	Hind-Leg Man		1	1			5							7	7	440	65	168
48: Matt Monitto	Man Tit Motto						6				1			7	7	902	186	62
49: Mia Wyatt	Waa! My Tit!						6							2	6	759	24	309
50: Laurie Brink	A Burlier Ink		1	1			3	1						3	6	708	101	115
51: Ben Aronin	Born Inane				1		5							3	6	350	120	97
52: Bernard Brink	Barn-Bred Rink				1		5							3	6	759	35	236
53: Sarah Walsh	A Shawl Rash		1				5							3	6	1324	126	91
54: Debbie Stewart	Waterbed Bites			1			5							3	6	320	36	232
55: Steve Honley	Svelte Honey						6							3	6	447	129	88
56: David Peckarsky	Vapid Dyke's Rack				2		4							5	6	1195	62	173
57: Neal Starkman	Laments A Rank						6							6	6	944	153	72
58: Jon Cannon	A Non-NJ Con						6							6	6	1628	7	713
59: Steven Price	Never Septic						5							2	5	552	45	208
60: Dan Steinbrocker	Ancestor Bred Ink						5							5	5	945	30	265
61: Howard Walderman	Raw and Mad Howler						5							5	5	212	230	47
62: Mary McNamara	Mr. Canary Mama						4							1	4	1222	33	244
63: Andrew Rosenberg	Erred (Wrong Beans)						4							2	4	1403	14	423
64: Melissa Balmain	Salable Animism		1	1			2							2	4	941	226	50
65: Ann Martin	Arm-Tannin'						4							3	4	547	130	87
66: Elliott Shevin	Loveliest Hint						4							3	4	1202	32	251
67: Michael Gips	Magic Lips, Eh?	MIL					4							3	4	509	322	33
68: Larry Rifkin	Arr! Irkin' Fly!						4							4	4	1394	15	416
69: Deborah Hensley	Hey! Bean Holders!		1			1	1							1	3	657	8	606
70: Craig Dykstra	Gray Rat's Dick	LOTY ROTY MIL LIL		1			1			1				2	3	792	398	25
71: Karen Lambert	Mere Barn Talk	LOTY ROTY LIL					3							2	3	1477	125	92
72: Pamela Love	A Maple Vole						3							2	3	1170	26	297
73: Larry Peterson	Errors Aplenty						3							2	3	1618	4	1031
74: Leslie Franson	Realness of Nil						3							3	3	1553	4	1155
75: Brian Cohen	Inborn Ache						3							3	3	613	65	167
76: Valerie Holt	Lovelier Hat						2		1					3	3	555	13	464
77: Richard Alexander	Handcar Axle Rider						3							3	3	1591	4	1156
78: John Kupiec	I Punch Joke	Y1V					3							3	3	15	46	207
79: Andy Bassett	Beast Dynast						2							1	2	568	46	206
80: Bruce Johnson	Bench Sojourn					1	1							1	2	152	11	508
81: Dave Scheiber	Archived Bees						2							1	2	1490	4	1030
82: Chuck Helwig	Hug, Chew, Lick						2							1	2	1274	31	257
83: Mike Hammer	Harm? I'm Meek!	Y1V					2							1	2	5	118	99
84: Perry Beider	Red Berry Pie						2							1	2	735	58	180
85: Steve Langer	Verse Tangle						2							1	2	636	50	199
86: Pam Sweeney	Weepy MENSA						2							1	2	499	311	35
87: Nancy Meyer	Cry, "An Enemy!"					1	1							1	2	1608	4	973
88: Sharon Neeman	Sane, Harm None						2							1	2	1276	7	681
89: John Conti	Notch Join						2							1	2	547	21	330
90: Russell Beland	Dullness Baler	HOF LIL MIL LOTY					2							1	2	73	1553	4
91: Joel Cockrell	Cool Cell Jerk						2							1	2	896	8	628
92: Mark Asquino	An OK Marquis						2							2	2	900	21	342
93: Jay Shuck	Yuk! Has JC	ROTY LOTY					2							2	2	640	222	51
94: Dave Zarrow	Waved Razor	Y1V RPL					2							2	2	30	379	28
95: Robyn Carlson	Snarly Bronco						2							2	2	1026	43	213
96: Rick Haynes	He Is Cranky						2							2	2	323	174	65
97: David McCord	DVD c/o Mr. Acid						2							2	2	1184	3	1485
98: Stuart Anderson	Sad Sour Entrant						1				1			2	2	1341	9	567
99: Lawrence McGuire	Crueler New Magic						2							2	2	419	316	34
100: Marshall Begel	Large Balls? Meh.						2							2	2	1596	4	1157
101: Steve Geist	Give Testes						1							1	1	486	10	531
102: Alethea Dopart	Had Pa Tolerate						1							1	1	945	6	726
103: Jane Auerbach	Aha! Cajun Beer!						1							1	1	521	106	111
104: Jeff Brechlin	Beef Flinch, Jr.						1							1	1	422	398	26
105: Connie Dobbins Akers	Do Obscene Brains Ink?						1							1	1	1270	8	653
106: Elizabeth Ewert	Let There Be A Wiz!						1							1	1	1632	1	5441
107: Jim Proulx	Lo, Jr. Mixup						1							1	1	585	2	2127
108: Sandy Riccardi	Dry Cardiac Sin						1							1	1	1287	10	535
109: Stephen Gilberg	Gentle Pig Herbs				1									1	1	759	15	417
110: Elizabeth Kline	Likeable Zenith						1							1	1	1008	12	493
111: Marc Leibert	Calmer Biter						1							1	1	439	53	191
112: Michael Porcello	Polemical Choler						1							1	1	1222	4	1028
113: Michael Rosen	Loser Machine						1							1	1	1134	7	708
114: Paul Madigan	A Pun? I Am Glad!						1							1	1	1400	2	2353
115: Rob Wolf	Fowl Bro						1							1	1	763	82	134
116: Ward Kay	Dark Way						1							1	1	58	131	85
117: Marty Gold	A Godly Mr. T						1							1	1	1453	14	439
118: Gregory Dunn	Runner Doggy	Y1V					1							1	1	30	11	514
119: Jim Markisohn	Him? Major Inks!						1							1	1	1646	1	5442
120: Mark Houser	Harm? OK, Sure!						1							1	1	1647	1	5443
121: Alex Blackwood	Cooked Wax Ball								1					1	1	1142	12	490
122: Mark Holt	Oh, Mr. Talk						1							1	1	795	19	369
123: Dave Metzger	Vet Grazed Me						1							1	1	1617	2	2380
124: Norm Young	Mr. No-No Guy						1							1	1	1652	1	5444
125: Rebekah Bundang	Banned Hug Break						1							1	1	1141	3	1482
126: Thomas A. Logan	Lo-Goat Shaman						1							1	1	85	6	761
127: Jim Schaefer	Fresh Ice Jam						1							1	1	1608	2	2379
128: Robin Diallo	Oi! Brain Doll!									1				1	1	437	16	402
129: Alan Clark	Call a Nark						1							1	1	1657	1	5445
130: David Firstman	Avid Mind Farts						1							1	1	1659	1	5446
131: Howard Ausden	E-Awards Hound						1							1	1	1375	4	1153
132: Dave Garratt	Ravaged Tart						1							1	1	86	87	128
133: Marian Carlsson	Crass Roman Nail						1							1	1	98	13	452
134: Jay Branegan	Grab Any Jean						1							1	1	1660	1	5447
135: Don Weingarten	A New Nerd Got In						1							1	1	1661	1	5448
136: Sally Booher	Real Sly Hobo						1							1	1	131	2	1877
137: Barry Sackin	Binary Racks			1										1	1	951	7	669
138: Rivka Liss-Levinson	Snails Involve Risk						1							1	1	1142	15	415
139: Andrew Spitzler	Lizards Rent Pew						1							1	1	59	5	878
140: Mary Olson	Sly Maroon	Y1V					1							1	1	38	11	507
141: Paul A. Alter	Up a Lateral	Y1V					1							1	1	41	27	284
142: Stephen W. Buchanan	Punch The Wannabes	Y1V					1							1	1	52	5	876
143: Kathy Sheeran	Yanks Heather									1				1	1	1547	8	656
144: Tim Livengood	I Vomit Golden			1										1	1	485	15	421
145: Felix McBundy	X-Film By Dunce	Y1V					1							1	1	4	5	814
146: Gynny Katon	Nanny Got KY	Y1V					1							1	1	4	2	1707
147: Rich Stone	Rots Niche	Y1V					1							1	1	4	2	1706
148: Carol McDonald	Calm Cad? Lord, No!						1							1	1	1665	1	5449
149: Julia Griffin	Frugal In Fiji						1							1	1	1413	3	1502
150: Chuck Smith	Hit Schmuck	HOF Y1V LOTY					1							1	1	6	866	11
151: Jeffrey Carl	Fry Calf. Jeer.						1							1	1	120	2	1859
152: Jennifer Hart	Ninth Free Jar	HOF Y1V MIL LOTY					1							1	1	11	655	15
153: Jim Burger	Re: Jug Brim						1							1	1	1669	1	5450
154: Tim Stanonik	Mink Station						1							1	1	1670	1	5451
155: Bill Glassbrook	Gas Blob or Skill?						1							1	1	69	3	1298
156: Charles P. Boyle	Leprosy Bleach						1							1	1	69	5	808
157: Peter Orazem	A Zero Temper						1							1	1	69	2	1799
158: Ray Keaney	Yanker? Aye!						1							1	1	1672	1	5452
159: Carol Spiegel	Epic Loser Gal						1							1	1	1674	1	5453
160: Mandy Worley	Wryly Moaned						1							1	1	1254	3	1490
161: Steve D	Vested						1							1	1	1674	1	5454
162: Fran Pfeffer	Rare FFFF Pen						1							1	1	827	2	2217
163: Mark Turco	Art Or Muck?						1							1	1	1439	7	685
164: Frank Mann	Frank-N-Man	LOTY					1							1	1	996	260	40
165: Milo Sauer	Sour E-mail	ROTY LIL					1							1	1	441	121	96
166: Jim Gander	Mangier DJ					1								1	1	1677	1	5455
167: Bruce Niedt	Nicer Debut			1										1	1	979	22	326
168: Ann M	(none)						1							1	1	1677	1	5456
169: JoAnn Goslin	Ninja Logs On						1							1	1	1677	1	5457

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1679