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STANDINGS FOR YEAR 33
03/13/2025 - 03/05/2026
Weeks 1633 - 1684

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1668

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YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER GRANOLA
SMEAR		 AWARDS W 2 3 4 H L I P T M A APPEAR-
ANCES		 TOTAL
INKS		 DEBUT
WEEK		 CAREER
INKS		 CAREER
RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich Craven Fish Jokes HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL 3 3 8 91 5 1 11 6 34 128 554 1469 5
2: Duncan Stevens Unscented Vans HOF MIL LOTY TGL 2 1 3 1 91 2 36 100 970 1266 6
3: Chris Doyle He Do Lyrics HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL 3 2 1 3 67 1 8 10 1 33 96 79 2864 1
4: Kevin Dopart Deviant Pork HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL 4 1 5 2 66 4 7 34 89 626 2094 2
5: Mark Raffman Frank Farm, Ma HOF LOTY MIL LIL 4 2 2 5 68 27 81 979 1200 7
6: Jeffrey Contompasis Enjoys Office Tramps HOF MIL LOTY 2 2 1 41 4 21 50 558 1107 8
7: Judy Freed Fey Dude Jr. LOTY ROTY 2 2 1 36 4 2 2 18 49 1503 222 50
8: Leif Picoult Politic Fuel MIL 1 2 1 44 1 26 49 1401 258 40
9: Frank Osen Senna Fork HOF MIL LOTY LIL 2 1 2 2 40 21 47 938 814 12
10: Jon Gearhart Jargon Hater HOF LIL 2 1 36 1 2 3 28 45 1051 544 18
11: Tom Witte Tome Twit HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY 1 1 36 3 2 22 43 7 1886 3
12: Jonathan Jensen Jan Neatens John LOTY 2 2 1 35 3 22 43 1287 406 23
13: Gary Crockett Try Gecko Cart HOF ROTY LOTY 2 36 2 1 23 41 871 684 13
14: Jon Ketzner Not Zen-Jerk ROTY 2 1 1 31 20 35 1253 215 52
15: Beverley Sharp Brave Shy Leper HOF LOTY MIL 1 1 25 2 2 3 19 34 604 1031 10
16: Sam Mertens Smartens Me LOTY ROTY 3 3 24 15 30 1323 276 37
17: Steve "Potomac" Smith Machetes Stop Vomit ROTY MIL LIL 2 1 23 1 16 27 1326 237 45
18: Neil Kurland Dull Ink Near 1 1 20 3 14 25 1482 88 126
19: Art Grinath Rag-Thin Rat 2 1 1 16 13 20 106 455 21
20: Michael Stein Alien Chemist 2 16 1 12 19 1482 79 137
21: Roy Ashley Horsey Lay HOF LIL 19 16 19 120 572 17
22: Jonathan Paul Oh, Plan A Jaunt 2 1 15 7 18 136 464 20
23: David Prevar Pravda Diver 7 1 7 1 2 12 18 339 497 19
24: Stuart Segal Regal Status Y1V 1 1 13 1 2 15 18 4 63 169
25: Pam Shermeyer Hep Yammerers MIL 1 16 10 17 1463 155 71
26: Rob Cohen Echo-Born 1 2 1 1 9 1 10 15 765 197 55
27: Stephen Dudzik "Puke" Zenith, DDS HOF Y1V RPL LIL 15 12 15 7 668 14
28: Jeff Hazle Elf Haj Fez 14 10 14 802 191 60
29: Lee Graham Eagle Harm 1 13 10 14 1162 135 80
30: Eric Nelkin E'er In Clink LIL 1 12 8 13 1286 126 91
31: Diana Oertel A Lone Tirade 1 11 1 11 13 967 59 178
32: Jeff Shirley Fish Fly, Jeer MIL 11 7 11 1005 331 31
33: Mike Ostapiej I Joke, I'm A Pest 1 10 10 11 767 101 117
34: Tim Watts Twist Mat 9 2 9 918 20 345
35: Barbara Turner Rear-Burnt Arab 1 7 1 7 9 524 224 48
36: Jesse Rifkin If Inks, Jeers 1 8 8 9 1324 131 84
37: Laura M. Clairmont Ultramoral, Manic Y1V 1 6 1 2 8 50 26 290
38: Daniel Galef Leading Flea 1 7 4 8 1187 60 175
39: Gregory Koch Grey Hog Cork 1 1 4 2 6 8 908 70 155
40: Jeff Rackow Jafferwock 2 6 7 8 1386 66 163
41: William C. Kennard I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well 6 2 8 8 360 144 75
42: Hildy Zampella My Pallid Hazel 7 4 7 1140 192 59
43: Rob Huffman Burn Off Ham! 7 7 7 918 264 38
44: Mia Wyatt Waa! My Tit! 6 2 6 759 24 309
45: Laurie Brink A Burlier Ink 1 1 3 1 3 6 708 101 115
46: Ben Aronin Born Inane 1 5 3 6 350 120 97
47: Bernard Brink Barn-Bred Rink 1 5 3 6 759 35 236
48: Sarah Walsh A Shawl Rash 1 5 3 6 1324 126 90
49: Debbie Stewart Waterbed Bites 1 5 3 6 320 36 232
50: Malcolm Fleschner Calm Cells From Hen 1 5 4 6 310 110 109
51: Steven Price Never Septic 5 2 5 552 45 207
52: David Peckarsky Vapid Dyke's Rack 1 4 4 5 1195 61 172
53: Dan Helming Hind-Leg Man 1 4 5 5 440 63 170
54: Dan Steinbrocker Ancestor Bred Ink 5 5 5 945 30 265
55: Howard Walderman Raw and Mad Howler 5 5 5 212 230 46
56: Matt Monitto Man Tit Motto 5 5 5 902 184 62
57: Mary McNamara Mr. Canary Mama 4 1 4 1222 33 244
58: Steve Honley Svelte Honey 4 1 4 447 127 89
59: Andrew Rosenberg Erred (Wrong Beans) 4 2 4 1403 14 422
60: Terri Berg Smith Grim Beer Thirst 4 4 4 1073 72 149
61: Jon Cannon A Non-NJ Con 4 4 4 1628 5 947
62: Deborah Hensley Hey! Bean Holders! 1 1 1 1 3 657 8 606
63: Craig Dykstra Gray Rat's Dick LOTY ROTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 2 3 792 398 25
64: Karen Lambert Mere Barn Talk LOTY ROTY LIL 3 2 3 1477 125 92
65: Pamela Love A Maple Vole 3 2 3 1170 26 297
66: Ann Martin Arm-Tannin' 3 2 3 547 129 86
67: Elliott Shevin Loveliest Hint 3 2 3 1202 31 255
68: Larry Peterson Errors Aplenty 3 2 3 1618 4 1031
69: Leslie Franson Realness of Nil 3 3 3 1553 4 1155
70: Brian Cohen Inborn Ache 3 3 3 613 65 166
71: Neal Starkman Laments A Rank 3 3 3 944 150 72
72: Valerie Holt Lovelier Hat 2 1 3 3 555 13 464
73: Andy Bassett Beast Dynast 2 1 2 568 46 206
74: Bruce Johnson Bench Sojourn 1 1 1 2 152 11 508
75: Dave Scheiber Archived Bees 2 1 2 1490 4 1030
76: Chuck Helwig Hug, Chew, Lick 2 1 2 1274 31 257
77: Mike Hammer Harm? I'm Meek! Y1V 2 1 2 5 118 99
78: Perry Beider Red Berry Pie 2 1 2 735 58 180
79: Steve Langer Verse Tangle 2 1 2 636 50 199
80: Pam Sweeney Weepy MENSA 2 1 2 499 311 35
81: Nancy Meyer Cry, "An Enemy!" 1 1 1 2 1608 4 973
82: Sharon Neeman Sane, Harm None 2 1 2 1276 7 680
83: John Conti Notch Join 2 1 2 547 21 329
84: Michael Gips Magic Lips, Eh? MIL 2 1 2 509 320 33
85: Mark Asquino An OK Marquis 2 2 2 900 21 341
86: Larry Rifkin Arr! Irkin' Fly! 2 2 2 1394 13 450
87: Robyn Carlson Snarly Bronco 2 2 2 1026 43 213
88: Rick Haynes He Is Cranky 2 2 2 323 174 65
89: Richard Alexander Handcar Axle Rider 2 2 2 1591 3 1507
90: David McCord DVD c/o Mr. Acid 2 2 2 1184 3 1482
91: Stuart Anderson Sad Sour Entrant 1 1 2 2 1341 9 567
92: Steve Geist Give Testes 1 1 1 486 10 531
93: Alethea Dopart Had Pa Tolerate 1 1 1 945 6 723
94: Jane Auerbach Aha! Cajun Beer! 1 1 1 521 106 111
95: Jay Shuck Yuk! Has JC ROTY LOTY 1 1 1 640 221 51
96: Jeff Brechlin Beef Flinch, Jr. 1 1 1 422 398 26
97: Connie Dobbins Akers Do Obscene Brains Ink? 1 1 1 1270 8 652
98: Elizabeth Ewert Let There Be A Wiz! 1 1 1 1632 1 5441
99: Jim Proulx Lo, Jr. Mixup 1 1 1 585 2 2123
100: Sandy Riccardi Dry Cardiac Sin 1 1 1 1287 10 535
101: Stephen Gilberg Gentle Pig Herbs 1 1 1 759 15 416
102: Dave Zarrow Waved Razor Y1V RPL 1 1 1 30 378 28
103: Elizabeth Kline Likeable Zenith 1 1 1 1008 12 493
104: Marc Leibert Calmer Biter 1 1 1 439 53 191
105: Michael Porcello Polemical Choler 1 1 1 1222 4 1028
106: Michael Rosen Loser Machine 1 1 1 1134 7 706
107: Paul Madigan A Pun? I Am Glad! 1 1 1 1400 2 2349
108: Rob Wolf Fowl Bro 1 1 1 763 82 133
109: Ward Kay Dark Way 1 1 1 58 131 85
110: Marty Gold A Godly Mr. T 1 1 1 1453 14 438
111: Brendan Beary Ran Beery Band HOF LOTY MIL LIL 1 1 1 195 1099 9
112: Gregory Dunn Runner Doggy Y1V 1 1 1 30 11 514
113: Jim Markisohn Him? Major Inks! 1 1 1 1646 1 5442
114: Mark Houser Harm? OK, Sure! 1 1 1 1647 1 5443
115: Alex Blackwood Cooked Wax Ball 1 1 1 1142 12 490
116: Mark Holt Oh, Mr. Talk 1 1 1 795 19 369
117: Dave Metzger Vet Grazed Me 1 1 1 1617 2 2377
118: Norm Young Mr. No-No Guy 1 1 1 1652 1 5444
119: Rebekah Bundang Banned Hug Break 1 1 1 1141 3 1479
120: Thomas A. Logan Lo-Goat Shaman 1 1 1 85 6 759
121: Melissa Balmain Salable Animism 1 1 1 941 223 49
122: Jim Schaefer Fresh Ice Jam 1 1 1 1608 2 2376
123: Robin Diallo Oi! Brain Doll! 1 1 1 437 16 402
124: Alan Clark Call a Nark 1 1 1 1657 1 5445
125: David Firstman Avid Mind Farts 1 1 1 1659 1 5446
126: Howard Ausden E-Awards Hound 1 1 1 1375 4 1153
127: Dave Garratt Ravaged Tart 1 1 1 86 87 128
128: Lawrence McGuire Crueler New Magic 1 1 1 419 315 34
129: Marian Carlsson Crass Roman Nail 1 1 1 98 13 452
130: Jay Branegan Grab Any Jean 1 1 1 1660 1 5447
131: Don Weingarten A New Nerd Got In 1 1 1 1661 1 5448
132: Sally Booher Real Sly Hobo 1 1 1 131 2 1873
133: Barry Sackin Binary Racks 1 1 1 951 7 668
134: Rivka Liss-Levinson Snails Involve Risk 1 1 1 1142 15 415
135: Andrew Spitzler Lizards Rent Pew 1 1 1 59 5 876
136: Mary Olson Sly Maroon Y1V 1 1 1 38 11 507
137: Paul A. Alter Up a Lateral Y1V 1 1 1 41 27 284
138: Stephen W. Buchanan Punch The Wannabes Y1V 1 1 1 52 5 874
139: Kathy Sheeran Yanks Heather 1 1 1 1547 8 655
140: Tim Livengood I Vomit Golden 1 1 1 485 15 420
141: John Kupiec I Punch Joke Y1V 1 1 1 15 44 209
142: Felix McBundy X-Film By Dunce Y1V 1 1 1 4 5 812
143: Gynny Katon Nanny Got KY Y1V 1 1 1 4 2 1704
144: Rich Stone Rots Niche Y1V 1 1 1 4 2 1703
145: Carol McDonald Calm Cad? Lord, No! 1 1 1 1665 1 5449
146: Julia Griffin Frugal In Fiji 1 1 1 1413 3 1498