YEAR 33 RANK: LOSER	GRANOLA SMEAR	AWARDS	W	2	3	4	H	L	I	P	T	M	A	APPEAR- ANCES	TOTAL INKS	DEBUT WEEK	CAREER INKS	CAREER RANK
1: Jesse Frankovich	Craven Fish Jokes	HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL	3	2		6	65	5			11	5		26	97	554	1438	5
2: Duncan Stevens	Unscented Vans	HOF MIL LOTY TGL	2	1	1		75	2						28	81	970	1247	6
3: Chris Doyle	He Do Lyrics	HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL	3	1	1	2	52	1			6	9	1	25	76	79	2844	1
4: Mark Raffman	Frank Farm, Ma	HOF LOTY MIL LIL	2	1	1	4	56							21	64	979	1183	7
5: Kevin Dopart	Deviant Pork	HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL	2		4	2	46				2	7		25	63	626	2068	2
6: Frank Osen	Senna Fork	HOF MIL LOTY LIL	2	1	2	2	35							19	42	938	809	12
7: Judy Freed	Fey Dude Jr.	LOTY ROTY		2	2		29	4			2	2		13	41	1503	214	51
8: Jeffrey Contompasis	Enjoys Office Tramps	HOF MIL LOTY		2	1	1	31				4			15	39	558	1096	9
9: Jon Gearhart	Jargon Hater	HOF LIL			1		30	1			2	2		21	36	1051	535	18
10: Gary Crockett	Try Gecko Cart	HOF ROTY LOTY		2			29	1				1		17	33	871	676	13
11: Jonathan Jensen	Jan Neatens John	LOTY	1	2	1		26	3						17	33	1287	396	26
12: Leif Picoult	Politic Fuel	MIL			1	1	30				1			19	33	1401	242	43
13: Beverley Sharp	Brave Shy Leper	HOF LOTY MIL		1		1	20	2			1	2		14	27	604	1024	10
14: Jon Ketzner	Not Zen-Jerk	ROTY	2	1			22							15	25	1253	205	52
15: Tom Witte	Tome Twit	HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY			1		22				1	1		15	25	7	1868	3
16: Sam Mertens	Smartens Me	LOTY ROTY	2		3		16							10	21	1323	267	37
17: Steve "Potomac" Smith	Machetes Stop Vomit	ROTY MIL LIL	2			1	18							12	21	1326	231	45
18: Roy Ashley	Horsey Lay	HOF LIL					18							15	18	120	571	17
19: Neil Kurland	Dull Ink Near		1			1	15							9	17	1482	80	135
20: Pam Shermeyer	Hep Yammerers	MIL			1		15							9	16	1463	154	71
21: Jonathan Paul	Oh, Plan A Jaunt			1	1		13							6	15	136	461	20
22: Art Grinath	Rag-Thin Rat		1	1		1	12							9	15	106	450	21
23: David Prevar	Pravda Diver						3		1	6	1	2		9	13	339	492	19
24: Stephen Dudzik	"Puke" Zenith, DDS	HOF Y1V RPL LIL					13							10	13	7	666	14
25: Michael Stein	Alien Chemist			1			11							7	12	1482	72	148
26: Rob Cohen	Echo-Born		1	2		1	7		1					8	12	765	194	57
27: Lee Graham	Eagle Harm			1			11							8	12	1162	133	81
28: Stuart Segal	Regal Status	Y1V	1			1	8			1	1			11	12	4	57	181
29: Diana Oertel	A Lone Tirade			1			9			1				9	11	967	57	180
30: Eric Nelkin	E'er In Clink	LIL					10							6	10	1286	123	92
31: Jeff Hazle	Elf Haj Fez						10							7	10	802	187	61
32: Tim Watts	Twist Mat						9							2	9	918	20	343
33: Jeff Shirley	Fish Fly, Jeer	MIL					9							5	9	1005	329	31
34: Jesse Rifkin	If Inks, Jeers				1		8							8	9	1324	131	84
35: Mike Ostapiej	I Joke, I'm A Pest		1				8							8	9	767	99	117
36: Laura M. Clairmont	Ultramoral, Manic	Y1V			1		6				1			2	8	50	26	289
37: Barbara Turner	Rear-Burnt Arab						6			1				5	7	524	222	49
38: Jeff Rackow	Jafferwock			2			5							6	7	1386	65	165
39: Mia Wyatt	Waa! My Tit!						6							2	6	759	24	309
40: Laurie Brink	A Burlier Ink		1	1			3	1						3	6	708	101	115
41: Bernard Brink	Barn-Bred Rink				1		5							3	6	759	35	235
42: Malcolm Fleschner	Calm Cells From Hen					1	5							4	6	310	110	109
43: William C. Kennard	I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well						5					1		6	6	360	142	75
44: Steven Price	Never Septic						5							2	5	552	45	207
45: Hildy Zampella	My Pallid Hazel						5							3	5	1140	190	59
46: Gregory Koch	Grey Hog Cork				1	1	2	1						4	5	908	67	159
47: Rob Huffman	Burn Off Ham!						5							5	5	918	262	38
48: Howard Walderman	Raw and Mad Howler						5							5	5	212	230	46
49: Mary McNamara	Mr. Canary Mama						4							1	4	1222	33	244
50: Steve Honley	Svelte Honey						4							1	4	447	127	88
51: Andrew Rosenberg	Erred (Wrong Beans)						4							2	4	1403	14	420
52: Debbie Stewart	Waterbed Bites			1			3							2	4	320	34	240
53: David Peckarsky	Vapid Dyke's Rack				1		3							3	4	1195	60	172
54: Deborah Hensley	Hey! Bean Holders!		1			1	1							1	3	657	8	605
55: Craig Dykstra	Gray Rat's Dick	LOTY ROTY MIL LIL		1			1			1				2	3	792	398	24
56: Karen Lambert	Mere Barn Talk	LOTY ROTY LIL					3							2	3	1477	125	90
57: Pamela Love	A Maple Vole						3							2	3	1170	26	297
58: Leslie Franson	Realness of Nil						3							3	3	1553	4	1152
59: Dan Steinbrocker	Ancestor Bred Ink						3							3	3	945	28	279
60: Brian Cohen	Inborn Ache						3							3	3	613	65	166
61: Terri Berg Smith	Grim Beer Thirst						3							3	3	1073	71	151
62: Matt Monitto	Man Tit Motto						3							3	3	902	182	63
63: Andy Bassett	Beast Dynast						2							1	2	568	46	206
64: Bruce Johnson	Bench Sojourn					1	1							1	2	152	11	507
65: Dave Scheiber	Archived Bees						2							1	2	1490	4	1027
66: Chuck Helwig	Hug, Chew, Lick						2							1	2	1274	31	256
67: Mike Hammer	Harm? I'm Meek!	Y1V					2							1	2	5	118	98
68: Perry Beider	Red Berry Pie						2							1	2	735	58	177
69: Steve Langer	Verse Tangle						2							1	2	636	50	199
70: Pam Sweeney	Weepy MENSA						2							1	2	499	311	35
71: Nancy Meyer	Cry, "An Enemy!"					1	1							1	2	1608	4	970
72: Sharon Neeman	Sane, Harm None						2							1	2	1276	7	678
73: Elliott Shevin	Loveliest Hint						2							1	2	1202	30	263
74: Dan Helming	Hind-Leg Man			1			1							2	2	440	60	173
75: Larry Rifkin	Arr! Irkin' Fly!						2							2	2	1394	13	450
76: Neal Starkman	Laments A Rank						2							2	2	944	149	72
77: Valerie Holt	Lovelier Hat						2							2	2	555	12	490
78: Richard Alexander	Handcar Axle Rider						2							2	2	1591	3	1504
79: Jon Cannon	A Non-NJ Con						2							2	2	1628	3	1505
80: David McCord	DVD c/o Mr. Acid						2							2	2	1184	3	1479
81: Mark Asquino	An OK Marquis						1							1	1	900	20	353
82: Steve Geist	Give Testes						1							1	1	486	10	531
83: Alethea Dopart	Had Pa Tolerate						1							1	1	945	6	722
84: Jane Auerbach	Aha! Cajun Beer!						1							1	1	521	106	111
85: Jay Shuck	Yuk! Has JC	ROTY LOTY					1							1	1	640	221	50
86: Jeff Brechlin	Beef Flinch, Jr.						1							1	1	422	398	25
87: Connie Dobbins Akers	Do Obscene Brains Ink?						1							1	1	1270	8	651
88: Elizabeth Ewert	Let There Be A Wiz!						1							1	1	1632	1	5441
89: Jim Proulx	Lo, Jr. Mixup						1							1	1	585	2	2118
90: Sandy Riccardi	Dry Cardiac Sin						1							1	1	1287	10	535
91: Stephen Gilberg	Gentle Pig Herbs				1									1	1	759	15	415
92: Ben Aronin	Born Inane						1							1	1	350	115	102
93: Dave Zarrow	Waved Razor	Y1V RPL					1							1	1	30	378	28
94: Elizabeth Kline	Likeable Zenith						1							1	1	1008	12	493
95: Marc Leibert	Calmer Biter						1							1	1	439	53	190
96: Michael Porcello	Polemical Choler						1							1	1	1222	4	1025
97: Michael Rosen	Loser Machine						1							1	1	1134	7	704
98: Paul Madigan	A Pun? I Am Glad!						1							1	1	1400	2	2344
99: Rob Wolf	Fowl Bro						1							1	1	763	82	132
100: Ward Kay	Dark Way						1							1	1	58	131	85
101: Marty Gold	A Godly Mr. T						1							1	1	1453	14	438
102: Robyn Carlson	Snarly Bronco						1							1	1	1026	42	215
103: Rick Haynes	He Is Cranky						1							1	1	323	173	65
104: Sarah Walsh	A Shawl Rash						1							1	1	1324	121	95
105: Brendan Beary	Ran Beery Band	HOF LOTY MIL LIL					1							1	1	195	1099	8
106: Gregory Dunn	Runner Doggy	Y1V					1							1	1	30	11	513
107: Jim Markisohn	Him? Major Inks!						1							1	1	1646	1	5442
108: Mark Houser	Harm? OK, Sure!						1							1	1	1647	1	5443
109: Alex Blackwood	Cooked Wax Ball								1					1	1	1142	12	489
110: Mark Holt	Oh, Mr. Talk						1							1	1	795	19	369
111: Dave Metzger	Vet Grazed Me						1							1	1	1617	2	2373
112: Norm Young	Mr. No-No Guy						1							1	1	1652	1	5444
113: Ann Martin	Arm-Tannin'						1							1	1	547	127	89
114: Rebekah Bundang	Banned Hug Break						1							1	1	1141	3	1476
115: Thomas A. Logan	Lo-Goat Shaman						1							1	1	85	6	759
116: Melissa Balmain	Salable Animism			1										1	1	941	223	48
117: Jim Schaefer	Fresh Ice Jam						1							1	1	1608	2	2372
118: Robin Diallo	Oi! Brain Doll!									1				1	1	437	16	402
119: Alan Clark	Call an Ark						1							1	1	1657	1	5445
120: Larry Peterson	Errors Aplenty						1							1	1	1618	2	2374

UPDATED THROUGH CONTEST WEEK 1659