| YEAR 34 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 18 | 1 | 4 | 8 | 29 | 554 | 1575 | 4 | ||
| 2: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 1 | 15 | 7 | 17 | 970 | 1326 | 6 | ||||||
| 3: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 1 | 10 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 15 | 79 | 2913 | 1 | |||||
| 4: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 12 | 1503 | 252 | 42 | |||||
| 5: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 1 | 11 | 6 | 12 | 626 | 2145 | 2 | |||||||
| 6: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 10 | 4 | 11 | 136 | 496 | 20 | ||||||||
| 7: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 1 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 11 | 871 | 710 | 13 | ||||||
| 8: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 8 | 5 | 10 | 1401 | 289 | 38 | ||||||
| 9: Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | MIL | 1 | 8 | 3 | 9 | 106 | 479 | 21 | |||||||
| 10: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 1 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 938 | 839 | 12 | ||||||
| 11: Michael Gips | Magic Lips, Eh? | MIL | 7 | 2 | 7 | 509 | 329 | 32 | ||||||||
| 12: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 6 | 1 | 4 | 7 | 558 | 1132 | 8 | |||||||
| 13: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 1915 | 3 | ||||||
| 14: Donald Norum | A London Drum | 1 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 1455 | 28 | 274 | ||||||||
| 15: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY LIL | 6 | 2 | 6 | 1477 | 131 | 86 | ||||||||
| 16: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 6 | 3 | 6 | 1324 | 144 | 76 | |||||||||
| 17: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 5 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 1482 | 108 | 110 | ||||||||
| 18: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 5 | 1 | 5 | 1323 | 291 | 37 | ||||||||
| 19: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 5 | 3 | 5 | 1287 | 435 | 23 | ||||||||
| 20: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 1 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 524 | 236 | 47 | ||||||||
| 21: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | HOF LIL LOTY | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 1051 | 565 | 18 | |||||||
| 22: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 979 | 1243 | 7 | ||||||
| 23: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | HOF | 3 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 339 | 515 | 19 | |||||||
| 24: Daniel Galef | Leading Flea | 4 | 1 | 4 | 1187 | 66 | 164 | |||||||||
| 25: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 908 | 79 | 138 | ||||||||
| 26: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 4 | 4 | 4 | 1463 | 180 | 64 | ||||||||
| 27: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 3 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 76 | 143 | |||||||
| 28: John Winant | John Want In | 3 | 1 | 3 | 863 | 26 | 293 | |||||||||
| 29: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 3 | 1 | 3 | 708 | 104 | 114 | |||||||||
| 30: Pamela Love | A Maple Vole | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1170 | 29 | 269 | |||||||||
| 31: Seth Christenfeld | Deflects Her Hints | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1207 | 14 | 425 | |||||||||
| 32: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1162 | 143 | 77 | |||||||||
| 33: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 1 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 677 | 14 | |||||||
| 34: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1253 | 228 | 50 | ||||||||
| 35: Jennifer Hart | Ninth Free Jar | HOF Y1V MIL LOTY | 2 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 659 | 15 | ||||||||
| 36: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 310 | 115 | 102 | ||||||||
| 37: Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 2 | 1 | 2 | 759 | 37 | 225 | |||||||||
| 38: Byron Miller | Mr. Bill On Rye | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1386 | 14 | 430 | |||||||||
| 39: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1222 | 35 | 237 | |||||||||
| 40: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 2 | 1 | 2 | 759 | 26 | 295 | |||||||||
| 41: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1482 | 90 | 126 | |||||||||
| 42: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 2 | 1 | 2 | 735 | 60 | 178 | |||||||||
| 43: Randy Lee | Yale Nerd | MIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 605 | 119 | 99 | ||||||||
| 44: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1326 | 240 | 46 | ||||||||
| 45: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1286 | 133 | 83 | |||||||
| 46: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 120 | 582 | 17 | |||||||
| 47: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 2 | 2 | 2 | 967 | 61 | 175 | |||||||||
| 48: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 2 | 2 | 2 | 765 | 213 | 53 | |||||||||
| 49: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 2 | 2 | 2 | 360 | 149 | 73 | |||||||||
| 50: Jonathan Hardis | Had a Short Ninja | 1 | 1 | 1 | 907 | 77 | 140 | |||||||||
| 51: Frank Stanonik | Frank Inks A Ton | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1683 | 1 | 5461 | |||||||||
| 52: Bill Jacobs | I Call Job B.S. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1557 | 3 | 1513 | |||||||||
| 53: Jon Cannon | A Non-NJ Con | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1628 | 9 | 601 | |||||||||
| 54: Jean Sorensen | Non-Sane Jeers | MIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 75 | 299 | 36 | ||||||||
| 55: Kevin Cuddihy | Chunky Divide | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 100 | 119 | ||||||||
| 56: Meg Sullivan | Slaving Mule | Y1V LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 184 | 63 | ||||||||
| 57: Russell Beland | Dullness Baler | HOF LIL MIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 73 | 1556 | 5 | ||||||||
| 58: Tom O'Connor | No Cot Moron | 1 | 1 | 1 | 382 | 2 | 2022 | |||||||||
| 59: Trevor Stone Irvin | Invite Snort Rover | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1685 | 1 | 5462 | |||||||||
| 60: Allen R. Breon | Learn Nobler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 86 | 13 | 448 | |||||||||
| 61: Larry Carnahan | "Ran a Clan" Harry | 1 | 1 | 1 | 551 | 15 | 423 | |||||||||
| 62: Noah Meyerson | Honey Moaners | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 46 | 28 | 281 | ||||||||
| 63: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 1 | 1 | 440 | 66 | 168 | |||||||||
| 64: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 1 | 1 | 1 | 802 | 195 | 59 | |||||||||
| 65: Lori Wike | Wilier, OK? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1688 | 1 | 5463 | |||||||||
| 66: Maja Keech | Make JC A He | 1 | 1 | 1 | 192 | 32 | 255 | |||||||||
| 67: Neal Roach | Oracle? Nah. | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1688 | 1 | 5464 | |||||||||
| 68: Seth Tucker | Utters "Heck!" | 1 | 1 | 1 | 866 | 61 | 174 | |||||||||
| 69: Andrew Rosenberg | Erred (Wrong Beans) | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1403 | 15 | 410 | |||||||||
| 70: April Musser Brand | Bride Spurns Alarm | 1 | 1 | 1 | 462 | 14 | 440 | |||||||||
| 71: Ben Aronin | Born Inane | 1 | 1 | 1 | 350 | 121 | 97 | |||||||||
| 72: Beth Ketzner | The Benz Trek | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1690 | 1 | 5465 | |||||||||
| 73: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 604 | 1046 | 10 | ||||||||
| 74: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1195 | 63 | 172 | |||||||||
| 75: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1140 | 199 | 55 | |||||||||
| 76: Jeff Loren | O.J. Elf Fern | 1 | 1 | 1 | 814 | 32 | 251 | |||||||||
| 77: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1386 | 72 | 152 | |||||||||
| 78: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1005 | 333 | 31 | ||||||||
| 79: John Doucette | Donut-Jet Echo | 1 | 1 | 1 | 647 | 3 | 1423 | |||||||||
| 80: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1394 | 16 | 402 | |||||||||
| 81: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 119 | 98 | ||||||||
| 82: Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 1 | 1 | 1 | 499 | 312 | 35 | |||||||||
| 83: Becky Foster | Oft By Creeks | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1455 | 4 | 1033 | |||||||||
| 84: Rob Huffman | Burn Off Ham! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 918 | 271 | 39 | |||||||||
| 85: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1324 | 128 | 92 | |||||||||
| 86: Stephen Gilberg | Gentle Pig Herbs | 1 | 1 | 1 | 759 | 16 | 404 | |||||||||
| 87: Steven Price | Never Septic | 1 | 1 | 1 | 552 | 46 | 205 | |||||||||
| 88: Tim Watts | Twist Mat | 1 | 1 | 1 | 918 | 21 | 329 |