| YEAR 31 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | I | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 2 | 1 | 29 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 35 | 970 | 916 | 9 | ||||
| 2: Jon Carter | Jr. Ate Corn | 2 | 1 | 1 | 28 | 2 | 10 | 34 | 1507 | 56 | 168 | ||||||
| 3: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 1 | 1 | 27 | 3 | 2 | 11 | 34 | 79 | 2538 | 1 | |||||
| 4: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 1 | 1 | 21 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 9 | 28 | 554 | 994 | 6 | ||||
| 5: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 21 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 27 | 626 | 1794 | 2 | ||||
| 6: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 2 | 11 | 23 | 979 | 952 | 7 | |||||
| 7: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | LIL | 1 | 1 | 14 | 1 | 8 | 17 | 1051 | 393 | 24 | ||||||
| 8: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 10 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 8 | 16 | 558 | 927 | 8 | |||||
| 9: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF MIL | 1 | 13 | 1 | 10 | 15 | 604 | 883 | 10 | |||||||
| 10: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 1 | 1 | 11 | 7 | 13 | 1287 | 225 | 43 | |||||||
| 11: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 11 | 7 | 1734 | 3 | ||||||
| 12: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 9 | 5 | 10 | 1323 | 146 | 66 | ||||||||
| 13: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | 1 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 1477 | 82 | 124 | |||||||||
| 14: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | 1 | 1 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 1401 | 78 | 131 | ||||||||
| 15: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | 1 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 1503 | 23 | 304 | |||||||||
| 16: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 1326 | 128 | 77 | |||||||
| 17: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | LIL | 1 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 120 | 487 | 17 | ||||||||
| 18: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 8 | 6 | 8 | 1162 | 85 | 122 | ||||||||||
| 19: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | 2 | 5 | 4 | 7 | 1463 | 47 | 192 | |||||||||
| 20: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 7 | 6 | 7 | 524 | 192 | 52 | ||||||||||
| 21: Rob Wolf | Fowl Bro | 6 | 2 | 6 | 763 | 77 | 133 | ||||||||||
| 22: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 5 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 765 | 129 | 75 | |||||||||
| 23: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 1 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 1482 | 18 | 368 | |||||||||
| 24: Michael Gips | Magic Lips, Eh? | MIL | 6 | 5 | 6 | 509 | 306 | 32 | |||||||||
| 25: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 1 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 708 | 90 | 116 | |||||||||
| 26: Andrew Rosenberg | Erred (Wrong Beans) | 5 | 2 | 5 | 1403 | 8 | 596 | ||||||||||
| 27: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 136 | 419 | 21 | |||||||||
| 28: Frank Mann | Frank-N-Man | LOTY | 5 | 3 | 5 | 996 | 257 | 36 | |||||||||
| 29: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 4 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 1482 | 16 | 394 | |||||||||
| 30: Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 5 | 4 | 5 | 944 | 122 | 83 | ||||||||||
| 31: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 1 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 871 | 565 | 16 | |||||||
| 32: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 4 | 2 | 4 | 938 | 636 | 13 | |||||||||
| 33: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 111 | 96 | ||||||||
| 34: Tim Watts | Twist Mat | 4 | 2 | 4 | 918 | 11 | 496 | ||||||||||
| 35: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 33 | 238 | ||||||||
| 36: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 310 | 97 | 109 | ||||||||
| 37: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 967 | 20 | 340 | |||||||||
| 38: Coleman Glenn | Man'll Con Gene | ROTY | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1439 | 81 | 127 | ||||||||
| 39: Dave Garratt | Ravaged Tart | 3 | 2 | 3 | 86 | 86 | 120 | ||||||||||
| 40: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 3 | 2 | 3 | 1324 | 102 | 106 | ||||||||||
| 41: Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 3 | 2 | 3 | 759 | 28 | 262 | ||||||||||
| 42: Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 3 | 2 | 3 | 613 | 51 | 181 | ||||||||||
| 43: Steven Price | Never Septic | 3 | 2 | 3 | 552 | 35 | 228 | ||||||||||
| 44: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 1253 | 114 | 93 | |||||||
| 45: Joan Witte | A Wet Joint | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1528 | 3 | 1488 | ||||||||||
| 46: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1195 | 54 | 176 | ||||||||||
| 47: Bill Dorner | Boner Drill | 3 | 3 | 3 | 885 | 156 | 63 | ||||||||||
| 48: Kevin Ahern | Never Ink? Ha! | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1036 | 10 | 523 | ||||||||||
| 49: Dave Airozo | A Varied Zoo | 2 | 1 | 2 | 919 | 62 | 159 | ||||||||||
| 50: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1324 | 81 | 128 | ||||||||||
| 51: J. Larry Schott | Cry "Hart Jolts!" | MIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 277 | 104 | 104 | |||||||||
| 52: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 2 | 1 | 2 | 759 | 16 | 396 | ||||||||||
| 53: Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 2 | 1 | 2 | 499 | 301 | 34 | ||||||||||
| 54: Richard Franklin | Arr! Flinch In Dark! | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1330 | 28 | 267 | ||||||||||
| 55: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 360 | 109 | 99 | |||||||||
| 56: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 2 | 2 | 2 | 802 | 147 | 64 | ||||||||||
| 57: Kathleen Giotta Delano | Ah, Note A Godlike Talent | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1213 | 14 | 433 | |||||||||
| 58: Kyle Hendrickson | Redneck's Holy Ink | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 527 | 114 | 92 | |||||||||
| 59: Steve Bremner | Verbs Enter Me | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1265 | 13 | 458 | |||||||||
| 60: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 2 | 2 | 2 | 735 | 48 | 191 | ||||||||||
| 61: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1286 | 93 | 110 | |||||||||
| 62: David J. Zvijac | Viva Acid, DJ JZ! | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 4 | 1022 | |||||||||
| 63: Erik Johnson | Hi, Non-Jokers | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 4 | 937 | |||||||||
| 64: Joseph H. Engel | "Sheep Leg" John | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 2 | 1715 | |||||||||
| 65: Paul Styrene | Nearly Upset | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 91 | 113 | |||||||||
| 66: Bob Kruger | Bug Broker | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1267 | 71 | 145 | ||||||||||
| 67: April Musser Brand | Bride Spurns Alarm | 1 | 1 | 1 | 462 | 9 | 582 | ||||||||||
| 68: Nan Reiner | Ran Erne In | ROTY LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 877 | 440 | 18 | |||||||||
| 69: Rick Bromberg | Mock Bribe, Grr | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1306 | 5 | 926 | ||||||||||
| 70: Chris Damm | Mad Smirch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1042 | 35 | 232 | ||||||||||
| 71: Laura M. Clairmont | Ultramoral, Manic | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 16 | 395 | |||||||||
| 72: Connie Dobbins Akers | Do Obscene Brains Ink? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1270 | 4 | 1142 | ||||||||||
| 73: Terry Reimer | Retire Merry | 1 | 1 | 1 | 948 | 6 | 771 | ||||||||||
| 74: Deborah Stultz | Bothers Adultz | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1529 | 1 | 5414 | ||||||||||
| 75: Ed Gordon | Good Nerd | 1 | 1 | 1 | 422 | 93 | 111 | ||||||||||
| 76: Marc Leibert | Calmer Biter | 1 | 1 | 1 | 439 | 49 | 188 | ||||||||||
| 77: Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 1 | 1 | 1 | 440 | 50 | 186 | ||||||||||
| 78: Howard Walderman | Raw and Mad Howler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 212 | 214 | 45 | ||||||||||
| 79: Peg Hausman | Same Hangup | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1011 | 3 | 1443 | ||||||||||
| 80: Steve Honley | Svelte Honey | 1 | 1 | 1 | 447 | 120 | 85 | ||||||||||
| 81: Daphne Steinberg | Bashing Repented | 1 | 1 | 1 | 997 | 24 | 301 | ||||||||||
| 82: Craig Dykstra | Gray Rat's Dick | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 792 | 383 | 26 | |||||||||
| 83: John O'Byrne | Jr. By Noon, Eh? | 1 | 1 | 1 | 334 | 199 | 48 | ||||||||||
| 84: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1005 | 304 | 33 | |||||||||
| 85: Deborah Hensley | Hey! Bean Holders! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 657 | 5 | 841 | ||||||||||
| 86: Jeff Goldberg | DJ F. Fogelberg | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1533 | 1 | 5415 | ||||||||||
| 87: Andrew Hatziyannis | New Insanity Hazard | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1022 | 8 | 642 | ||||||||||
| 88: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 371 | 27 | |||||||||
| 89: Doug Hembrey | Humor Be Edgy | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1400 | 2 | 2336 | ||||||||||
| 90: Elizabeth Kline | Likeable Zenith | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1008 | 11 | 506 | ||||||||||
| 91: Elliott Shevin | Loveliest Hint | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1202 | 23 | 307 | ||||||||||
| 92: Howard Ausden | E-Awards Hound | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1375 | 3 | 1478 | ||||||||||
| 93: Jonathan Hardis | Had a Short Ninja | 1 | 1 | 1 | 907 | 74 | 138 | ||||||||||
| 94: Larry Passar | Sly Rasp: "Aarr!" | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1117 | 10 | 537 | ||||||||||
| 95: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1222 | 23 | 306 | ||||||||||
| 96: Richard Wexler | Rich x Lewd = Rare | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1340 | 6 | 785 | ||||||||||
| 97: Steve Geist | Give Testes | 1 | 1 | 1 | 486 | 2 | 2068 | ||||||||||
| 98: Steve Langer | Verse Tangle | 1 | 1 | 1 | 636 | 48 | 190 | ||||||||||
| 99: Maja Keech | Make JC A He | 1 | 1 | 1 | 192 | 31 | 251 | ||||||||||
| 100: Steve Leifer | Festive Reel | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1409 | 18 | 367 | ||||||||||
| 101: Ed Hopkins | Hind-Pokes | 1 | 1 | 1 | 165 | 4 | 1053 | ||||||||||
| 102: Danielle Nowlin | Nailed Linen Owl | LOTY ROTY TGL LIL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 995 | 391 | 25 | |||||||||
| 103: Joanne Free | Jeer One Fan | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1005 | 50 | 187 | ||||||||||
| 104: John Winant | John Want In | 1 | 1 | 1 | 863 | 22 | 309 | ||||||||||
| 105: Kathy El-Assal | A Talky Hassle | 1 | 1 | 1 | 923 | 72 | 143 | ||||||||||
| 106: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1394 | 8 | 624 | ||||||||||
| 107: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | 1 | 1 | 1 | 339 | 433 | 19 |