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| Jesse Frankovich HOF LOTY MIL LIL TGL | Craven Fish Jokes | 1 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 80 | 12 | 21 | 12 | 140 | 554 | 19 | 18 | 21 | 18 | 592 | 27 | 6 | 1 | 89 | 87 | 878 | 6 | Duncan Stevens HOF LOTY MIL TGL | Unscented Vans | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 113 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 126 | 970 | 19 | 20 | 15 | 15 | 645 | 8 | 28 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 765 | 11 | Chris Doyle HOF LOTY MIL LIL TGL | He Do Lyrics | 3 | 2 | 2 | 69 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 14 | 110 | 79 | 61 | 21 | 78 | 50 | 32 | 6 | 2 | 1803 | 27 | 11 | 3 | 193 | 112 | 1 | 3 | 2403 | 1 | Mark Raffman HOF LOTY MIL LIL | Frank Farm, Ma | 4 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 79 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 98 | 979 | 27 | 28 | 28 | 20 | 707 | 7 | 12 | 1 | 9 | 5 | 844 | 9 | Kevin Dopart HOF LOTY ROTY LIL TGL | Deviant Pork | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 67 | 2 | 7 | 3 | 86 | 626 | 35 | 10 | 34 | 28 | 29 | 1 | 1219 | 20 | 39 | 16 | 120 | 124 | 1 | 1676 | 3 | Tom Witte Y1V PRL HOF LOTY LIL | Tome Twit | 6 | 35 | 1 | 8 | 11 | 55 | 7 | 30 | 20 | 27 | 29 | 26 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1168 | 17 | 1 | 10 | 234 | 105 | 6 | 4 | 1687 | 2 | Jonathan Jensen LOTY MIL | Jan Neatens John | 7 | 2 | 2 | 50 | 54 | 1287 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 3 | 130 | 1 | 1 | 150 | 62 | Beverley Sharp HOF LOTY MIL | Brave Shy Leper | 2 | 2 | 1 | 40 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 54 | 604 | 16 | 18 | 22 | 19 | 592 | 19 | 20 | 47 | 63 | 816 | 10 | Jeffrey Contompasis HOF LOTY MIL | Enjoys Office Tramps | 9 | 1 | 1 | 39 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 52 | 558 | 14 | 16 | 22 | 17 | 609 | 10 | 27 | 27 | 56 | 61 | 1 | 860 | 7 | Frank Mann | Frank-N-Man | 10 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 44 | 50 | 996 | 3 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 188 | 1 | 215 | 43 | Jon Gearhart LIL | Jargon Hater | 11 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 35 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 48 | 1051 | 5 | 8 | 4 | 8 | 226 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 36 | 24 | 320 | 30 | Coleman Glenn | Man'll Con Gene | 12 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 39 | 47 | 1439 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 39 | 47 | 179 | Gary Crockett LOTY ROTY | Get To Rack, Cry | 13 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 36 | 1 | 1 | 46 | 871 | 17 | 17 | 10 | 19 | 441 | 11 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 529 | 16 | Frank Osen HOF LOTY MIL LIL | Senna Fork | 14 | 3 | 1 | 39 | 43 | 938 | 27 | 26 | 17 | 22 | 493 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 591 | 14 | David Prevar | Pravda Diver | 15 | 2 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 19 | 2 | 4 | 36 | 339 | 7 | 2 | 5 | 9 | 3 | 1 | 220 | 6 | 6 | 97 | 25 | 31 | 1 | 413 | 20 | Craig Dykstra LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | Gray Rat's Dick | 16 | 1 | 1 | 26 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 34 | 792 | 6 | 4 | 10 | 14 | 291 | 4 | 5 | 10 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 367 | 25 | Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 17 | 2 | 1 | 27 | 30 | 1162 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 56 | 61 | 154 | Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 18 | 1 | 2 | 23 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 29 | 1324 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 59 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 70 | 138 | Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | 19 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 23 | 1 | 28 | 1286 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 76 | 1 | 83 | 119 | Jon Ketzner ROTY | Not Zen-Jerk | 20 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 1 | 25 | 1253 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 80 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 90 | 110 | Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 20 | 25 | 1401 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 22 | 27 | 263 | Jeff Shirley MIL | Fish Fly, Jeer | 1 | 1 | 22 | 1 | 25 | 1005 | 5 | 6 | 11 | 8 | 233 | 6 | 3 | 7 | 9 | 288 | 35 | Hannah Seidel | Has Eel In Hand | 23 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 2 | 23 | 1383 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 33 | 2 | 41 | 196 | Daniel Galef | Leading Flea | 24 | 2 | 1 | 19 | 22 | 1187 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 29 | 35 | 219 | Terri Berg Smith | Grim Beer Thirst | 1 | 21 | 22 | 1073 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 29 | 1 | 1 | 36 | 217 | Roy Ashley LIL | Horsey Lay | 26 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 2 | 21 | 120 | 6 | 3 | 11 | 15 | 8 | 2 | 350 | 7 | 5 | 12 | 14 | 27 | 1 | 461 | 17 | Lawrence McGuire | Crueler New Magic | 1 | 20 | 21 | 419 | 7 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 13 | 263 | 2 | 1 | 302 | 31 | Sam Mertens LOTY ROTY | Smartens Me | 1 | 19 | 1 | 21 | 1323 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 97 | 2 | 1 | 114 | 85 | Todd DeLap ROTY | Added Plot | 29 | 20 | 20 | 1039 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 123 | 4 | 132 | 72 | Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 1 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 20 | 1324 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 58 | 1 | 66 | 147
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| Drew Bennett | Wet, Bent Nerd | 31 | 1 | 17 | 1 | 19 | 635 | 9 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 195 | 3 | 1 | 11 | 2 | 6 | 239 | 39 | Michael Gips MIL | Magic Lips, Eh? | 15 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 509 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 9 | 233 | 5 | 16 | 11 | 294 | 33 | Rob Huffman | Burn Off Ham! | 1 | 18 | 19 | 918 | 9 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 221 | 245 | 38 | Bill Dorner | Boner Drill | 34 | 16 | 2 | 18 | 885 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 108 | 5 | 2 | 7 | 8 | 140 | 65 | Bob Kruger | Bug Broker | 17 | 1 | 18 | 1271 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 56 | 1 | 63 | 151 | Danielle Nowlin LOTY ROTY LIL TGL | Nailed Linen Owl | 36 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 17 | 995 | 16 | 13 | 10 | 17 | 285 | 4 | 1 | 18 | 19 | 383 | 24 | Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 2 | 1 | 14 | 17 | 1386 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 21 | 312 | John Hutchins ROTY | Unhitch Johns | 38 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 16 | 1162 | 1 | 9 | 6 | 4 | 135 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 158 | 61 | Melissa Balmain | Salable Animism | 39 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 941 | 14 | 12 | 6 | 8 | 143 | 3 | 3 | 189 | 50 | George Thompson | No Gophers Got Me | 15 | 15 | 1323 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 23 | 27 | 266 | Amanda Yanovitch | I Had My Cat On A Van | 1 | 1 | 13 | 15 | 907 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 59 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 70 | 139 | Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 10 | 15 | 1140 | 12 | 4 | 8 | 3 | 142 | 1 | 2 | 172 | 56 | Stephen Dudzik Y1V PRL HOF LIL | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | 43 | 1 | 12 | 1 | 14 | 7 | 16 | 8 | 15 | 14 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 444 | 8 | 24 | 14 | 23 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 607 | 13 | Steve Leifer | Festive Reel | 44 | 12 | 12 | 1409 | 13 | 13 | 428 | Bird Waring | Grr! I Win Bad. | 1 | 11 | 12 | 455 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 194 | 2 | 1 | 217 | 42 | Bruce Carlson | Curable Scorn | 46 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 1 | 11 | 413 | 3 | 1 | 39 | 2 | 1 | 46 | 182 | Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 1 | 2 | 8 | 11 | 802 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 8 | 113 | 2 | 1 | 139 | 66 | William C. Kennard | Me Wild, Carnal Ink! | 6 | 1 | 4 | 11 | 360 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 68 | 3 | 5 | 21 | 103 | 99 | Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 1 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 11 | 136 | 25 | 17 | 18 | 13 | 7 | 2 | 292 | 3 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 18 | 1 | 407 | 21 | Milo Sauer ROTY LIL | Sour E-mail | 1 | 10 | 11 | 441 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 7 | 2 | 89 | 1 | 114 | 86 | Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 1 | 10 | 11 | 499 | 10 | 1 | 7 | 5 | 4 | 266 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 297 | 32 | Richard Franklin | Arr! Flinch In Dark! | 52 | 9 | 1 | 10 | 1330 | 22 | 1 | 23 | 293 | Art Grinath | Rag-Thin Rat | 10 | 10 | 106 | 15 | 12 | 12 | 16 | 13 | 1 | 1 | 341 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 419 | 19 | John Klayman | Manly? Ha, No! (J/K) | 1 | 2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | 1408 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 1 | 11 | 482 | Chuck Smith Y1V HOF LOTY TGL | Hit Schmuck | 10 | 10 | 6 | 31 | 27 | 21 | 25 | 21 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 704 | 8 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 858 | 8 | Dan Helming | Hind-Leg Man | 56 | 2 | 7 | 9 | 440 | 2 | 3 | 36 | 2 | 1 | 44 | 188 | Robert Schechter LOTY ROTY LIL | Sober Retch Retch | 1 | 8 | 9 | 931 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 5 | 202 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 238 | 40 | Chris Damm | Mad Smirch | 58 | 8 | 8 | 1042 | 1 | 1 | 28 | 1 | 31 | 236 | Greg Dobbins | Gibbon Dregs | 1 | 7 | 8 | 310 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 34 | 38 | 203 | Ward Kay | Dark Way | 1 | 7 | 8 | 58 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 106 | 1 | 3 | 126 | 75
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| Matt Monitto | Man Tit Motto | 1 | 7 | 8 | 902 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 136 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 170 | 57 | John O'Byrne | No Horny Jeb | 7 | 1 | 8 | 334 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 144 | 4 | 15 | 3 | 14 | 6 | 1 | 196 | 46 | Seth Tucker | Utters "Heck!" | 1 | 7 | 8 | 866 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 51 | 1 | 60 | 158 | Dave Airozo | A Varied Zoo | 64 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 7 | 919 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 39 | 1 | 44 | 187 | Brendan Beary HOF LOTY MIL LIL TGL | Ran Beery Band | 7 | 7 | 195 | 40 | 26 | 31 | 29 | 18 | 1 | 1 | 882 | 15 | 6 | 7 | 26 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 1092 | 5 | Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 7 | 7 | 735 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 39 | 1 | 45 | 184 | Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 5 | 2 | 7 | 765 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 88 | 5 | 103 | 98 | Ann Martin | Arm-Tannin' | 1 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 547 | 5 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 94 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 119 | 80 | Mark Richardson | Ardor Charms Ink | 7 | 7 | 840 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 51 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 66 | 146 | Dave Shombert | Somber TV-Head | 6 | 1 | 7 | 1374 | 17 | 1 | 18 | 354 | Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 7 | 7 | 944 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 101 | 113 | 89 | Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 5 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 524 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 139 | 1 | 12 | 3 | 1 | 174 | 54 | Ira Allen MIL | A Real Nil | 73 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 585 | 2 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 144 | 1 | 165 | 60 | Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 5 | 1 | 6 | 310 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 69 | 9 | 90 | 108 | Steve Honley | Svelte Honey | 6 | 6 | 447 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 99 | 113 | 88 | John Kammer | A Jerk? Hmm, No. | 6 | 6 | 71 | 2 | 2 | 12 | 8 | 2 | 1 | 139 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 179 | 53 | Diane Lucitt | Titanic Duel | 6 | 6 | 1291 | 1 | 13 | 14 | 408 | Ryan Martinez | A Ritzy Manner | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 6 | 1340 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 17 | 364 | John McCooey | Ye Mojo Conch | 6 | 6 | 903 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 94 | 102 | 101 | Marli Melton | Minor Mallet | 1 | 5 | 6 | 1316 | 1 | 2 | 19 | 1 | 23 | 295 | Donald Norum | A London Drum | 1 | 5 | 6 | 1455 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 720 | Ellen Raphaeli Y1V | Real Alien Help | 6 | 6 | 41 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 84 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 101 | 102 | Scott Richards | C-Chords Artist | 1 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 1439 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 732 | Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | 6 | 6 | 1463 | 6 | 6 | 738 | Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | 1 | 5 | 6 | 1326 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 68 | 2 | 7 | 90 | 112 | Howard Walderman | Raw and Mad Howler | 4 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 212 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 169 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 205 | 44 | Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 87 | 5 | 5 | 708 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 68 | 1 | 79 | 123 | Marni Penning Coleman | No-Name Planning Crime | 4 | 1 | 5 | 670 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 33 | 2 | 1 | 39 | 200 | Brett Dimaio | Mad Riot, I Bet | 5 | 5 | 1333 | 1 | 15 | 1 | 17 | 360 | Steve Fahey | Vast Fee? Hey! | 1 | 4 | 5 | 104 | 3 | 10 | 6 | 7 | 2 | 1 | 167 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 201 | 45
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| Kenneth Gallant | Ankle-Length Ant | 1 | 4 | 5 | 467 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 55 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 67 | 143 | Susan Geariety | Austere Saying | 1 | 4 | 5 | 908 | 1 | 2 | 17 | 20 | 322 | Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 5 | 5 | 967 | 14 | 14 | 413 | Stuart Segal Y1V | Regal Status | 5 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 26 | 276 | Dave Silberstein | Verbal Densities | 1 | 4 | 5 | 957 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 28 | 34 | 226 | David Stonner | Is On Darned TV | 1 | 4 | 5 | 1340 | 1 | 8 | 9 | 560 | Mark Turco | Art Or Muck? | 5 | 5 | 1439 | 5 | 5 | 885 | Luke Baker | Bleaker UK | 98 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 1274 | 1 | 11 | 1 | 13 | 417 | Steve Bremner | Verbs Enter Me | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1265 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 672 | Bernard Brink | Barn-Bred Rink | 1 | 3 | 4 | 759 | 1 | 23 | 24 | 286 | Laura M. Clairmont Y1V | Ultramoral, Manic | 1 | 3 | 4 | 50 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 12 | 449 | Erika Ettin | i.e., Ink Treat | 4 | 4 | 1356 | 10 | 10 | 497 | Ward Foeller | A Word Feller | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1391 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 787 | Steve Glomb | Met Veg Slob | 4 | 4 | 853 | 1 | 27 | 1 | 29 | 249 | Marty Gold | A Godly Mr. T | 4 | 4 | 1453 | 4 | 4 | 964 | Stephen Gold | He Spelt "Dong" | 2 | 2 | 4 | 777 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 59 | 1 | 76 | 127 | Karen Golden | OK Englander | 4 | 4 | 1429 | 4 | 4 | 965 | Chuck Helwig | Hug, Chew, Lick | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1274 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 1 | 24 | 289 | Peter Jenkins | Ten Pink Jeers | 4 | 4 | 497 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 21 | 1 | 2 | 31 | 237 | Barry Koch | Ho! Cry, Bark! | 1 | 3 | 4 | 697 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 170 | 1 | 193 | 49 | Richard Lorentz | Terror and Zilch | 4 | 4 | 1431 | 4 | 4 | 1014 | Harold Mantle Y1V | Maternal Hold | 1 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 63 | 1 | 72 | 134 | Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 4 | 4 | 1222 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 17 | 20 | 325 | Nancy McWhorter | My Concern? Wrath! | 1 | 3 | 4 | 302 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 640 | Kevin Mettinger | RN, Get Me 'Vite Ink! | 4 | 4 | 551 | 2 | 19 | 1 | 22 | 303 | Irene Plotzker | Zen-Like Report | 4 | 4 | 1044 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 647 | Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 4 | 4 | 1394 | 7 | 7 | 651 | Robin Rowland | Borrowin' Land | 4 | 4 | 1448 | 4 | 4 | 1066 | Wendy Shang | Why End Nags? | 4 | 4 | 1384 | 1 | 14 | 15 | 396 | Fred Shuback | Fed Shark Cub | 4 | 4 | 1400 | 6 | 6 | 739
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| George Smith | Ghost Regime | 3 | 1 | 4 | 180 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 56 | 1 | 1 | 63 | 152 | Warren Tanabe | A Neater Brawn | 4 | 4 | 742 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 126 | 1 | 135 | 69 | Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 4 | 4 | 759 | 13 | 13 | 441 | Brian Allgar | All-Rag Brain | 124 | 3 | 3 | 970 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 2 | 37 | 206 | Ben Aronin | Born Inane | 1 | 2 | 3 | 350 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 87 | 3 | 1 | 108 | 93 | Megan Barnett | Bent A Garment | 3 | 3 | 1422 | 3 | 3 | 1131 | Kate Baughman | Hug Me At A Bank | 3 | 3 | 1428 | 3 | 3 | 1136 | J. D. Berry | Jr. Derby | 1 | 2 | 3 | 448 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 31 | 34 | 223 | Kristin Braly | Library Stink | 3 | 3 | 1301 | 6 | 6 | 671 | Lori Lipman Brown | Brain Will Romp On | 3 | 3 | 1382 | 4 | 4 | 923 | Mark Calandra | Mr. Canada Lark | 3 | 3 | 1221 | 1 | 29 | 30 | 242 | Sue Lin Chong Y1V | One-Inch Slug | 3 | 3 | 35 | 7 | 7 | 3 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 162 | 1 | 1 | 194 | 48 | Roger Dalrymple | Elderly Program | 2 | 1 | 3 | 351 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 123 | 2 | 2 | 135 | 68 | Kathleen Giotta Delano | Ah, Note A Godlike Talent | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1213 | 4 | 5 | 9 | 537 | Nancy Della Rovere | Lovely Arcane Nerd | 3 | 3 | 1135 | 3 | 19 | 22 | 299 | Jim Derby | My Red Jib | 3 | 3 | 1072 | 9 | 9 | 538 | Josh Feldblyum | Josh My Full Bed | 3 | 3 | 462 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 33 | 37 | 208 | Joanne Free | Jeer One Fan | 3 | 3 | 1005 | 2 | 39 | 1 | 42 | 193 | Ed Gordon | Good Nerd | 3 | 3 | 422 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 64 | 1 | 14 | 3 | 90 | 109 | Dottie Gray | Argot Deity | 3 | 3 | 1006 | 1 | 14 | 15 | 388 | Jonathan Hardis | Had a Short Ninja | 3 | 3 | 907 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 60 | 1 | 1 | 69 | 140 | Rick Haynes | He Is Cranky | 3 | 3 | 323 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 153 | 4 | 2 | 172 | 55 | Sandra Hull | Shall Run Ad | 3 | 3 | 161 | 4 | 7 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 157 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 195 | 47 | Francesca Kelly | Fey Cellar Snack | 3 | 3 | 477 | 1 | 1 | 9 | 11 | 480 | Lenard King | Led Ranking | 3 | 3 | 1446 | 3 | 3 | 1271 | Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 2 | 1 | 3 | 908 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 34 | 1 | 1 | 40 | 198 | Steve Langer | Verse Tangle | 3 | 3 | 636 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 35 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 45 | 186 | Pamela Love | A Maple Vole | 3 | 3 | 1170 | 19 | 19 | 342 | Jamie Martindale | Damn Emirate Jail! | 3 | 3 | 1072 | 10 | 10 | 511 | Glen Matheson | Ah, Solemn Gent | 3 | 3 | 1452 | 3 | 3 | 1311
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| Joe McManus | Communes? Ja! | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1404 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 837 | Byron Miller | Mr. Bill On Rye | 3 | 3 | 1386 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 641 | Elizabeth Molye | Oh My! Elite Blaze! | 3 | 3 | 611 | 1 | 1 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 378 | Pia Palamidessi | Plasma Pie, I Said! | 3 | 3 | 1348 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 12 | 461 | David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 3 | 3 | 1195 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 39 | 1 | 4 | 50 | 175 | Phyllis Reinhard | Randy Hellish Rip | 1 | 2 | 3 | 341 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 108 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 133 | 71 | Ellen Ryan | Near Yell'n' | 3 | 3 | 358 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 45 | 54 | 169 | Barb Sarshik | Shark's Rabbi | 1 | 2 | 3 | 565 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 38 | 51 | 173 | Roxi Slemp | Slop Mixer | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1462 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1396 | Pie Snelson | Sleeps In, No? | 2 | 3 | 378 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 56 | 1 | 22 | 87 | 115 | Bob Staake | Eats Kabob | 3 | 3 | 89 | 14 | 11 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 33 | 229 | Alex Steelsmith | I Smell The Taxes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1374 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 17 | 368 | Daphne Steinberg | Bashing Repented | 1 | 2 | 3 | 997 | 3 | 4 | 12 | 19 | 344 | Debbie Stewart | Waterbed Bites | 3 | 3 | 320 | 1 | 1 | 22 | 24 | 290 | Rob Wolf | Fowl Bro | 1 | 2 | 3 | 763 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 57 | 63 | 153 | David Young | Odd Vain Guy | 3 | 3 | 1272 | 1 | 11 | 12 | 467 | Larry Yungk LIL | Lanky RR Guy | 3 | 3 | 640 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 136 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 1 | 169 | 59 | Dave Zarrow Y1V PRL | Waved Razor | 2 | 1 | 3 | 30 | 9 | 15 | 10 | 14 | 3 | 6 | 1 | 287 | 9 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 365 | 26 | Bruce Alter Y1V | Ace Blurter | 169 | 2 | 2 | 47 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 99 | 1 | 3 | 8 | 2 | 3 | 127 | 74 | Steve Baldwin | Blandest View | 1 | 1 | 2 | 760 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 911 | Hil Barnett | Brittle? Nah. | 2 | 2 | 1422 | 2 | 2 | 1494 | Russell Beland HOF LOTY MIL LIL TGL | Dullness Baler | 2 | 2 | 73 | 31 | 26 | 43 | 35 | 17 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 1155 | 23 | 63 | 33 | 37 | 12 | 15 | 6 | 34 | 5 | 1545 | 4 | Beryl Benderly | Dry Belly 'n' Beer | 2 | 2 | 94 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 21 | 304 | Peter Boice | Poetic Beer | 1 | 1 | 2 | 566 | 1 | 11 | 12 | 445 | Steve Brevig | Verb Vestige | 2 | 2 | 1053 | 5 | 5 | 768 | Jennifer Martin Broadway | New Dirty Job In Farm Arena | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1357 | 1 | 5 | 6 | 673 | Deanna Busick | Ski Abundance | 1 | 1 | 2 | 732 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 6 | 675 | Robyn Carlson | Snarly Bronco | 2 | 2 | 1026 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 34 | 38 | 202 | Elden Carnahan Y1V PRL HOF MIL LIL | Andean Charnel | 2 | 2 | 22 | 21 | 14 | 15 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 415 | 20 | 28 | 31 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 588 | 15 | Mike Caslin | Malice Inks | 2 | 2 | 884 | 1 | 1 | 14 | 16 | 372
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| Jon Chasson | Josh Can Nosh | 2 | 2 | 1458 | 2 | 2 | 1563 | Sophie Crafts | Hip Forecasts | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1440 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1595 | Emma Daley | Madame Lye | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1380 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 623 | Cheryl Davis | Cash Devilry | 2 | 2 | 342 | 1 | 24 | 1 | 34 | 60 | 156 | Michael Doyle | A Chile Melody | 2 | 2 | 1430 | 2 | 2 | 1642 | Andrew Elby | Weary Blend | 2 | 2 | 520 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 8 | 580 | John Folse | Of Holes, N.J. | 1 | 1 | 2 | 652 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 1 | 18 | 350 | Kathy Fraeman | Freaky Man Hat | 2 | 2 | 230 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 72 | 1 | 2 | 87 | 114 | Ilene France | Alien Fencer | 2 | 2 | 1462 | 2 | 2 | 1705 | Stephen Gilberg | Gentle Pig Herbs | 2 | 2 | 759 | 1 | 10 | 11 | 476 | Gabriel Goldberg | A Dribbler Goggle | 1 | 1 | 2 | 62 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1215 | Larry Gray | Ay, Grrrl, Ay! | 2 | 2 | 923 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 106 | 121 | 79 | Mary Ann Henningsen | Nanny 'n' Greenish Man | 2 | 2 | 294 | 1 | 35 | 2 | 38 | 204 | Deborah Hensley | Hey! Bean Holders! | 1 | 1 | 2 | 657 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1236 | Dan Huff | Had 'Nuff | 2 | 2 | 1450 | 2 | 2 | 1829 | Lani Jacobson | Conjoin Balsa | 2 | 2 | 106 | 3 | 3 | 1256 | William Joyner | My Airline Jowl | 2 | 2 | 413 | 1 | 8 | 9 | 546 | Mary Kappus | Pays Markup | 2 | 2 | 1107 | 1 | 30 | 31 | 238 | Paul Kocak | ACLU Kapok | 2 | 2 | 108 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 98 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 114 | 84 | Ivars Kuskevics | Survive. Kick Ass. | 2 | 2 | 1001 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 48 | 55 | 167 | Kara Laughlin | Hurl A Gal A+ Ink | 2 | 2 | 1436 | 2 | 2 | 1912 | Lewis Lesansky | Sly Ink Weasels | 2 | 2 | 614 | 5 | 5 | 823 | Jeff Loren | O.J. Elf Fern | 2 | 2 | 814 | 1 | 27 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 245 | David MacGregor | Did Overcram Gag | 2 | 2 | 1434 | 2 | 2 | 1933 | Dave Matuskey ROTY | Must Evade Yak | 2 | 2 | 1170 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 31 | 1 | 39 | 201 | Marleen May | Mere Layman | 1 | 1 | 2 | 378 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 28 | 1 | 19 | 51 | 171 | Kevin Mellema Y1V | Levee Milkman | 2 | 2 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 51 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 1 | 75 | 128 | Pete Morelewicz | Polemic Tweezer | 2 | 2 | 704 | 1 | 2 | 26 | 1 | 5 | 3 | 38 | 205 | Melissa Muckenhirn | Merciless Ink Human | 2 | 2 | 1453 | 2 | 2 | 2012 | Frank Mullen III | Am Ink Nullifier | 1 | 1 | 2 | 438 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 44 | 51 | 172
| LOSER | Rookies (debuted after Year 27) Links to Permanent Inkstains Honors GRANOLA | SMEARS YEAR 29
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| Miriam Nadel | Milder Mania | 2 | 2 | 1067 | 4 | 4 | 1034 | Joe Neff | Fee of NJ | 2 | 2 | 357 | 2 | 30 | 32 | 233 | Jeff Normandin | Fine Fond Man, Jr. | 2 | 2 | 1430 | 2 | 2 | 2026 | Keith Ord | Irked, Hot | 2 | 2 | 1204 | 5 | 5 | 852 | Mike Ostapiej | I Joke, I'm A Pest | 2 | 2 | 767 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 67 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 7 | 90 | 111 | Diane Parham | Piranha Dame | 2 | 2 | 1424 | 2 | 2 | 2043 | Adie Peña | Die, Apnea! | 2 | 2 | 1418 | 3 | 3 | 1351 | Richard Riccardi | Rid Rich Acrid Car | 2 | 2 | 1287 | 4 | 4 | 1054 | Sandy Riccardi | Dry Cardiac Sin | 2 | 2 | 1287 | 4 | 4 | 1055 | Donna Saady | A Day On Sand | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1357 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 735 | Craig Schopmeyer | Chirpy, Coarse Gem | 2 | 2 | 914 | 3 | 3 | 1382 | J. Larry Schott MIL | Cry "Hart Jolts!" | 2 | 2 | 277 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 86 | 1 | 3 | 100 | 104 | Elliott Shevin | Loveliest Hint | 2 | 2 | 1202 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 21 | 318 | Scott Straub Y1V | Actors' Butts | 2 | 2 | 12 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 658 | Sheri Sutherland | Relishes Hard Nut | 2 | 2 | 1441 | 2 | 2 | 2210 | Paul VerNooy | Ole! Ovary Pun! | 2 | 2 | 674 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 21 | 319 | William Verkuilen | I'm Weak, Null, Virile | 1 | 1 | 2 | 496 | 1 | 17 | 3 | 21 | 320 | Gene Weingarten | Great New Engine | 2 | 2 | 338 | 56 | 1 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 65 | 150 | Cheryl White | Chewy Hitler | 1 | 1 | 2 | 660 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 892 | Allan Zackowitz | Zinc Koala Waltz | 2 | 2 | 1241 | 6 | 6 | 752 | Henry Aaron | Horny Arena | 231 | 1 | 1 | 1449 | 1 | 1 | 2313 | Steve Allison | Stolen Valise | 1 | 1 | 1423 | 1 | 1 | 2351 | Dean Alterman | Am Real Tanned | 1 | 1 | 513 | 9 | 9 | 528 | Michael Anderson | He Can Ride Salmon | 1 | 1 | 1438 | 1 | 1 | 2364 | Jesse Aronson | So Jeans Snore? | 1 | 1 | 1210 | 6 | 6 | 666 | Marcus Bales | Cruel Sambas | 1 | 1 | 1124 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 619 | Martin Bancroft | Fact: Not Mr. Brain | 1 | 1 | 597 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 68 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 83 | 118 | Steve Benko | Seek, Be On TV | 1 | 1 | 1473 | 1 | 1 | 2464 | Arnold Berke | Okra Blender | 1 | 1 | 1134 | 3 | 3 | 1140 | James Bershon | Joshes Barmen | 1 | 1 | 1436 | 1 | 1 | 2486
| LOSER | Rookies (debuted after Year 27) Links to Permanent Inkstains Honors GRANOLA | SMEARS YEAR 29
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| Matthew Blair | I'm At The Brawl | 1 | 1 | 1403 | 2 | 2 | 1511 | Robert Blatt | BLT To Barter | 1 | 1 | 1426 | 1 | 1 | 2512 | Paul R. Brown | Pun Or Brawl! | 1 | 1 | 1473 | 1 | 1 | 2587 | Seth Brown LIL | B-W Hornets | 1 | 1 | 437 | 8 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 186 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 25 | 1 | 245 | 37 | John Bunyan | Uh, Nanny Job | 1 | 1 | 772 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 15 | 386 | John Butman | Manhunt Job | 1 | 1 | 1422 | 1 | 1 | 2624 | Tom Chalkley | My, He'll Act OK! | 1 | 1 | 1440 | 1 | 1 | 2689 | Michelle Christophorou | I'll Spot Her Choice Humor | 1 | 1 | 1326 | 1 | 3 | 10 | 14 | 402 | Mike Chung | Chime Gunk | 1 | 1 | 1443 | 1 | 1 | 2716 | Tanja Cilia | A Jail Antic | 1 | 1 | 823 | 3 | 3 | 1164 | John F. Cissel | John's Elf (Sic.) | 1 | 1 | 69 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1567 | Gordon Cobb | Corn-Dog Bob | 1 | 1 | 955 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 20 | 23 | 291 | Joel Cockrell | Cool Cell Jerk | 1 | 1 | 896 | 4 | 4 | 935 | Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 1 | 1 | 613 | 2 | 41 | 2 | 45 | 185 | Michael Cohen | Hemline Coach | 1 | 1 | 427 | 2 | 2 | 1578 | William Collinge | Camel-Oiling Will | 1 | 1 | 498 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 620 | Brian Collins | Can Iron Bills | 1 | 1 | 668 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 621 | John Conti | Notch Join | 1 | 1 | 547 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 17 | 358 | Emily Crockett | Cyclometer Kit | 1 | 1 | 1357 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1174 | Bill Cromwell | Lower'll Climb | 1 | 1 | 1385 | 3 | 3 | 1175 | Bob Dalton | Do Not Blab! | 1 | 1 | 211 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 123 | 1 | 136 | 67 | Steve Dantzler | Seltzer Advent | 1 | 1 | 928 | 6 | 6 | 682 | Cornelia Davies | Encased Ravioli | 1 | 1 | 1448 | 1 | 1 | 2853 | Kevin Davis | Savvied Ink | 1 | 1 | 1424 | 1 | 1 | 2859 | Robert Deigh | Brighter Ode | 1 | 1 | 1472 | 1 | 1 | 2883 | Tom Dickinson | O! Most Ink In DC! | 1 | 1 | 1473 | 1 | 1 | 2908 | Donald Dimitroff | Odd Mind Of A Flirt | 1 | 1 | 1437 | 1 | 1 | 2912 | Tim Dobbyn | Bony Bit, M.D. | 1 | 1 | 1466 | 1 | 1 | 2924 | Jack Doherty | The Croaky DJ | 1 | 1 | 1352 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1186 | Helen Dowtin | Dentine Howl | 1 | 1 | 124 | 2 | 2 | 1640
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| Miriam Dowtin | A Dimwit Minor | 1 | 1 | 124 | 2 | 2 | 1641 | Paul Eakin | U Ink? A Leap! | 1 | 1 | 1457 | 1 | 1 | 2987 | Kathy El-Assal | A Talky Hassle | 1 | 1 | 923 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 50 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 68 | 141 | Selma Ellis | Sells E-mail | 1 | 1 | 1137 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 626 | Steve Ettinger | Terse Vignette | 1 | 1 | 244 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 19 | 334 | Alex Ezorsky-Lie | Axes Likely Zero | 1 | 1 | 1467 | 1 | 1 | 3051 | Dave Ferry Y1V | Yard Fever | 1 | 1 | 18 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 50 | 1 | 2 | 73 | 132 | Daniel Fleisher | Sad, I Fell In Here | 1 | 1 | 1313 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 690 | Jack Ford | Ja, Fork DC! | 1 | 1 | 1435 | 1 | 1 | 3127 | Robin Ford | Din For Bro | 1 | 1 | 1435 | 1 | 1 | 3129 | Jill Fosse | Fills Joes | 1 | 1 | 1026 | 3 | 3 | 1202 | Becky Foster | Oft By Creeks | 1 | 1 | 1455 | 1 | 1 | 3136 | Phil Frankenfeld | Help! Find Falkner! | 1 | 1 | 188 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 113 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 146 | 63 | Michael Fransella | All-American Flesh | 1 | 1 | 479 | 2 | 5 | 30 | 37 | 209 | Richard "Silver Spring" Friedman | Rev. Spins Canard, Hid Firmer Girl | 1 | 1 | 1430 | 1 | 1 | 3170 | Julie Gaddy | Daily Judge | 1 | 1 | 1330 | 2 | 2 | 1723 | Bill Gage | Libel Gag | 1 | 1 | 1107 | 2 | 2 | 1724 | Suzy Gay | Gauzy Y's | 1 | 1 | 1435 | 1 | 1 | 3207 | Sequoia Geist | Quite A Ego, Sis! | 1 | 1 | 1447 | 1 | 1 | 3211 | J. J. Gertler | Lt. J. J. Greer | 1 | 1 | 297 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 19 | 336 | Mary Giorgis | I'm Sorry I Gag | 1 | 1 | 1376 | 2 | 2 | 1750 | John Glenn | Long NJ Hen | 1 | 1 | 684 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 48 | 59 | 160 | Bill Grewe | Will Re-Beg | 1 | 1 | 1473 | 1 | 1 | 3342 | Mike Hammer Y1V | Harm? I'm Meek! | 1 | 1 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 86 | 1 | 8 | 107 | 95 | Louise Dodenhoff Hauser | Feared Household Fusion | 1 | 1 | 952 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 800 | Mark Holt | Oh, Mr. Talk | 1 | 1 | 795 | 7 | 8 | 3 | 18 | 351 | Joseph Horgan | Shop Jargon, Eh? | 1 | 1 | 1457 | 1 | 1 | 3527 | Leslie Horne | O Hell, I Sneer | 1 | 1 | 681 | 6 | 6 | 701 | Alan Horowitz | "Who Oil Tarzan?" | 1 | 1 | 1436 | 1 | 1 | 3530 | Eleanor Jacobson | Once A Banjo Loser | 1 | 1 | 1435 | 1 | 1 | 3598
| LOSER | Rookies (debuted after Year 27) Links to Permanent Inkstains Honors GRANOLA | SMEARS YEAR 29
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| Kevin Jamison | Minivan Jokes | 1 | 1 | 620 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 589 | Greg Johnson | Jon's Egg Horn | 1 | 1 | 679 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 810 | Chiara Juster | Rich Jest Aura | 1 | 1 | 1456 | 1 | 1 | 3655 | Ken Kaufman | Fake Man (Unk.) | 1 | 1 | 70 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 17 | 361 | Mary J. Kelly | My Jerk Ally | 1 | 1 | 1468 | 1 | 1 | 3714 | Shannon Kizer | Shrank In Zone | 1 | 1 | 1162 | 3 | 3 | 1273 | David Kleeman | Meed ID Vandal | 1 | 1 | 501 | 4 | 4 | 996 | David Kleinbard | A Kind, Drab Devil | 1 | 1 | 169 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 107 | 125 | 76 | Ken Krattenmaker | Mean Tank Trekker | 1 | 1 | 80 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 45 | 1 | 1 | 55 | 166 | Kevin Krist | Ink Irks Vet | 1 | 1 | 712 | 2 | 2 | 1895 | Brian Krupp | Prank: I Burp | 1 | 1 | 1452 | 1 | 1 | 3802 | Bill Kullman | Kill Bull, Man | 1 | 1 | 1453 | 1 | 1 | 3810 | Carol Lasky | Yolk Rascal | 1 | 1 | 1425 | 1 | 1 | 3850 | Brad Levy | Verb Lady | 1 | 1 | 1256 | 2 | 2 | 1920 | Liav Lewitt | I've Tall Wit | 1 | 1 | 1454 | 1 | 1 | 3903 | Rivka Liss-Levinson | Snails Involve Risk | 1 | 1 | 1142 | 1 | 12 | 13 | 429 | Tim Livengood | I Vomit Golden | 1 | 1 | 485 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 9 | 550 | Fran Ludman Y1V | Rum And Flan | 1 | 1 | 29 | 2 | 2 | 1928 | Lida Mann | Mainland | 1 | 1 | 1435 | 1 | 1 | 3999 | Craig Matthiessen | Hesitant Grimaces | 1 | 1 | 1126 | 2 | 2 | 1948 | Lauren Mayer | Rarely An Emu | 1 | 1 | 1440 | 1 | 1 | 4043 | Brent McBurney | Rent? Be Numb. Cry. | 1 | 1 | 590 | 4 | 4 | 1021 | Elizabeth McBurney | Cement Lazier Hubby! | 1 | 1 | 1430 | 1 | 1 | 4051 | Jim McCormack | Mock Micmac, Jr.! | 1 | 1 | 1166 | 2 | 2 | 1957 | Mary Ellen McGlone | Call My Melon Green | 1 | 1 | 1452 | 1 | 1 | 4079 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | Somber Misbegotten Ink | 1 | 1 | 1432 | 1 | 1 | 4123 | Noah Meyerson Y1V | Honey Moaners | 1 | 1 | 46 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 24 | 27 | 260 | Karla Miller | Alarm Killer | 1 | 1 | 1431 | 1 | 1 | 4155 | Laurie Morrison | Roomier Urinals | 1 | 1 | 1017 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 842 | Kel Nagel | Ankle Gel | 1 | 1 | 485 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 2 | 17 | 365
| LOSER | Rookies (debuted after Year 27) Links to Permanent Inkstains Honors GRANOLA | SMEARS YEAR 29
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| Bruce Niedt | Nicer Debut | 1 | 1 | 979 | 2 | 1 | 17 | 1 | 21 | 311 | Mark Nocera | A Monk Racer | 1 | 1 | 1387 | 3 | 3 | 1339 | Seamus O'Connor | Man So On Course | 1 | 1 | 1409 | 3 | 3 | 1341 | Steve Offutt | Offset UT Vet | 1 | 1 | 107 | 1 | 3 | 30 | 1 | 1 | 36 | 216 | Connie Ostrowski | O! Wit Scores No Ink | 1 | 1 | 1444 | 1 | 1 | 4316 | Adam Overett | Adore TV, Mate? | 1 | 1 | 1440 | 1 | 1 | 4319 | Steven Papier | Veep's Painter | 1 | 1 | 124 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1044 | David Patch | Add VIP Chat | 1 | 1 | 1048 | 10 | 10 | 516 | Laura Bennett Peterson | Beat, Unrepentant Loser | 1 | 1 | 344 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 32 | 234 | Neal Phillips | He'll Snip A Lip | 1 | 1 | 1441 | 1 | 1 | 4391 | Andy Promisel | Sampled Irony | 1 | 1 | 1001 | 6 | 6 | 729 | James Reagan | A Jam Enrages | 1 | 1 | 245 | 3 | 2 | 14 | 1 | 20 | 328 | Erika Reinfeld | Idle Inker Fare | 1 | 1 | 536 | 2 | 1 | 12 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 353 | Bruce Reynolds | Nerdy Loser Cub | 1 | 1 | 389 | 4 | 4 | 1053 | Stuart Rogers | Torture Grass | 1 | 1 | 958 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 734 | Joseph Romm ROTY LIL | Jr., Mom's Hope | 1 | 1 | 58 | 14 | 16 | 12 | 11 | 6 | 1 | 1 | 236 | 14 | 8 | 5 | 8 | 4 | 10 | 346 | 27 | Michael Rose | Cashmere Oil | 1 | 1 | 1463 | 1 | 1 | 4586 | Madelyn Rosenberg | My Lord! Green Beans! | 1 | 1 | 1398 | 4 | 4 | 1062 | Arnie Rosenthal | Loser In Hat Near | 1 | 1 | 1468 | 1 | 1 | 4595 | Becky Ross | Ye BS Rocks! | 1 | 1 | 1440 | 1 | 1 | 4600 | Jeremy Roth | Re-Jot Rhyme | 1 | 1 | 1425 | 1 | 1 | 4605 | Paul Sabourin Y1V | Binaural Opus | 1 | 1 | 17 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 1 | 21 | 316 | Marc Sasseville | Services Llamas | 1 | 1 | 908 | 4 | 4 | 1069 | Dave Savolaine | An Evasive Load | 1 | 1 | 1079 | 2 | 2 | 2128 | Mae Scanlan | Canal Names | 1 | 1 | 134 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 13 | 4 | 1 | 291 | 2 | 11 | 10 | 342 | 28 | Elliott Schiff | Fifth Celloist | 1 | 1 | 402 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 15 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 317 | Helen Shaffer | Fear Hen Flesh | 1 | 1 | 1470 | 1 | 1 | 4725 | Lauren Shaham | Manual Rehash | 1 | 1 | 1455 | 1 | 1 | 4726 | Susan Shapiro | A Passion Rush | 1 | 1 | 729 | 3 | 3 | 1389 | Julia Shawhan | Has Haul in Jaw | 1 | 1 | 960 | 9 | 9 | 558
| LOSER | Rookies (debuted after Year 27) Links to Permanent Inkstains Honors GRANOLA | SMEARS YEAR 29
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| Bill Smith | Hit B.S. Mill | 1 | 1 | 814 | 1 | 12 | 13 | 437 | Jay Snyder | Jay's Nerdy | 1 | 1 | 105 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 874 | Jim Sproules | I Jump Losers! | 1 | 1 | 1429 | 1 | 1 | 4859 | Dan Steinbrocker | Ancestor Bred Ink | 1 | 1 | 945 | 1 | 14 | 15 | 397 | Mike Swift | If Wet, Skim | 1 | 1 | 1470 | 1 | 1 | 4951 | Russ Taylor ROTY | Our Sly Star | 1 | 1 | 696 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 89 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 114 | 87 | Sandy Tenenbaum | May Be Suntanned | 1 | 1 | 166 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 1416 | David Terry | Tardy Diver | 1 | 1 | 1453 | 1 | 1 | 4983 | Dudley Thompson | Note Shoddy Lump | 1 | 1 | 171 | 5 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 143 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 170 | 58 | Mike Tringale | I Get Lamer Ink | 1 | 1 | 1422 | 1 | 1 | 5039 | Bob Turvey | Ebb Your TV | 1 | 1 | 1189 | 4 | 4 | 1096 | John Vigour | Oh, I Go Run J.V. | 1 | 1 | 1441 | 1 | 1 | 5089 | Ziva Walsh | Ha, Slav Wiz! | 1 | 1 | 1435 | 1 | 1 | 5120 | Scott Warner | Corn Swatter | 1 | 1 | 54 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1100 | Tim Watts | Twist Mat | 1 | 1 | 918 | 6 | 6 | 748 | Ted Weitzman | New Tame Ditz | 1 | 1 | 1110 | 4 | 4 | 1103 | Chris Wieman | Manic Wisher | 1 | 1 | 1422 | 1 | 1 | 5193 | John Winant | John Want In | 1 | 1 | 863 | 2 | 16 | 18 | 355 | Sarah Worcester Y1V | Worst Rear Aches | 1 | 1 | 46 | 9 | 7 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 85 | 6 | 11 | 1 | 1 | 134 | 70 | Gail Wright | Alright Wig | 1 | 1 | 1435 | 1 | 1 | 5259 | Carl Yaffe | Fecal Fray | 1 | 1 | 172 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 1114 | Eric Yttri | "Trite!", I Cry | 1 | 1 | 1091 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2305 | Matthew Zimmer | Tame Them, Mr. Wiz! | 1 | 1 | 1262 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 664 | Kevin d'Eustachio | Ouch! Sedative Ink! | 1 | 1 | 447 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 13 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 356 | |