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CURRENT STANDINGS FOR YEAR 28
Weeks 1374 - 1425
March 8, 2020 - February 28, 2021

UPDATED THROUGH WEEK 1404


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KEY TO TABLE:

Year 28

Career
Year 28
Career
Rank Losers, with Granola Smears
Rookies are in GREEN (debuted after start of Year 27)
Weeks
of Ink
W Runners-Up H L I P T M A Totals Ink Per
Week
All Ink Rank
2 3 4 R
1
Duncan Stevens (AKA Unscented Vans)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 970 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 23
Loser of the Year: 25
Hall of Fame Nominee
25 2 1 2 2   76   6         89 3.560 590 12
  
2
Jesse Frankovich (AKA Craven Fish Jokes)
Lansing MI
Debuted in Week 554 (Year 12)
Loser of the Year: 24
Most Imporved: 24
Top-Grossing Loser: 25, 26, 27
Hall of Fame
23 2   2 1   40 2     2 7   56 2.435 697 10
  
3
Chris Doyle (AKA He Do Lyrics)
Denton TX
Debuted in Week 79 (Year 2)
Most Imporved: 8, 10
Loser of the Year: 10
Least Imporved: 13
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Top-Grossing Loser: 10, 22, 23, 24
Hall of Fame
22 1 2 1 2   27       11 5   49 2.227 2252 1
  
4
Mark Raffman (AKA Frank Farm, Ma)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 979 (Year 20)
Loser of the Year: 23
Most Imporved: 25
Least Imporved: 26
Hall of Fame
25 2 4       40   1         47 1.880 713 9
  
5
Kevin Dopart (AKA Deviant Pork)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 626 (Year 13)
Rookie of the Year: 13
Loser of the Year: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
Hall of Fame
Least Imporved: 24
21 3 1 1     31       6 4   46 2.190 1557 3
  
6
Sam Mertens (AKA Smartens Me)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
Loser of the Year: 27
Rookie of the Year: 27
19   1 2 1   29             33 1.737 82 115
  
7
Jeffrey Contompasis (AKA Enjoys Office Tramps)
Ashburn VA
Debuted in Week 558 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 17
Loser of the Year: 18
Hall of Fame
20     1     25   4 1 1 1   33 1.650 781 7
  
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Steve "Potomac" Smith (AKA Machetes Stop Vomit)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
22   1 1 1   25 1   2       31 1.409 56 156
  
9
Jon Gearhart (AKA Jargon Hater)
Des Moines IA
Debuted in Week 1051 (Year 21)
Least Imporved: 25
18           21       4 5   30 1.667 255 34
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
10
Frank Osen (AKA Senna Fork)
Pasadena CA
Debuted in Week 938 (Year 19)
Most Imporved: 21
Loser of the Year: 22
Least Imporved: 23
Hall of Fame Nominee
15 3   1     25             29 1.933 522 15
  
11
Tom Witte (AKA Tome Twit)
Montgomery Village MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 15
Loser of the Year: 26
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
19       1   17       7 4   29 1.526 1609 2
  
12
Gary Crockett (AKA Get To Rack, Cry)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 871 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 18
Loser of the Year: 19
18 1 1       23 1       1   27 1.500 466 16
  
13
Jonathan Jensen (AKA Jan Neatens John)
Baltimore MD
Debuted in Week 1287 (Year 26)
Most Imporved: 27
20 1   2 1   23             27 1.350 61 144
  
14
Frank Mann (AKA Frank-N-Man)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 996 (Year 20)
18     1 1   21             23 1.278 144 61
  
14
Beverley Sharp (AKA Brave Shy Leper)
Montgomery AL
Debuted in Week 604 (Year 13)
Loser of the Year: 16
Most Imporved: 20
Hall of Fame
18     2     15 1     2 3   23 1.278 740 8
  
16
Bill Dorner (AKA Boner Drill)
Indianapolis IN
Debuted in Week 885 (Year 18)
16   1       14 1   2 2 1   21 1.313 113 80
  
17
Danielle Nowlin (AKA Nailed Linen Owl)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 995 (Year 20)
Rookie of the Year: 21
Loser of the Year: 21
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Least Imporved: 22
14       1   14 1           16 1.143 356 25
  
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Eric Nelkin (AKA E'er In Clink)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1286 (Year 26)
11           15             15 1.364 49 167
  
19
Drew Bennett (AKA Wet, Bent Nerd)
West Plains MO
Debuted in Week 635 (Year 13)
12           12     2       14 1.167 213 41
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
20
Jesse Rifkin (AKA If Inks, Jeers)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1324 (Year 27)
10           13             13 1.300 38 189
  
21
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Alex Steelsmith (AKA I Smell The Taxes)
Kailua HI
Debuted in Week 1374 (Year 28)
6   1 1     10             12 2.000 12 437
  
22
Jeff Shirley (AKA Fish Fly, Jeer)
Richmond VA
Debuted in Week 1005 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 22
8     1 1   9       1     12 1.500 255 35
  
23
Nan Reiner (AKA Ran Erne In)
Boca Raton FL
Debuted in Week 877 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 19
Least Imporved: 27
6 1         7     2   1   11 1.833 432 18
  
24
Rob Huffman (AKA Burn Off Ham!)
Fredericksburg VA
Debuted in Week 918 (Year 19)
7           11             11 1.571 224 39
  
25
Rob Cohen (AKA Echo-Born)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 765 (Year 16)
8 2         9             11 1.375 93 100
  
25
Michael Gips (AKA Magic Lips, Eh?)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 509 (Year 11)
Most Imporved: 19
8 1 1   1   5   1 2       11 1.375 271 33
  
27
Stephen Dudzik (AKA "Puke" Zenith, DDS)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 8
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
9   2       8       1     11 1.222 587 13
  
28
Roy Ashley (AKA Horsey Lay)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 120 (Year 3)
Least Imporved: 17
10           9   1     1   11 1.100 436 17
  
29
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Hildy Zampella (AKA My Pallid Hazel)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1140 (Year 23)
5   1   2   6   1         10 2.000 156 58
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
30
John Hutchins (AKA Unhitch Johns)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
Rookie of the Year: 24
7   1 1     8             10 1.429 137 63
  
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Sarah Walsh (AKA A Shawl Rash)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1324 (Year 27)
8           10             10 1.250 26 260
  
32
Lee Graham (AKA Eagle Harm)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
9           10             10 1.111 25 264
  
33
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Bill Bouyer (AKA Oily Burble)
Ocoee FL
Debuted in Week 1382 (Year 28)
5   1       7   1         9 1.800 9 542
  
33
Art Grinath (AKA Rag-Thin Rat)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 106 (Year 3)
5     1 1   6   1         9 1.800 408 19
  
35
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Hannah Seidel (AKA Has Eel In Hand)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1383 (Year 28)
6   1   1   7             9 1.500 9 536
  
36
Matt Monitto (AKA Man Tit Motto)
Bristol CT
Debuted in Week 902 (Year 18)
9   1       8             9 1.000 154 59
  
37
Jonathan Paul (AKA Oh, Plan A Jaunt)
Garrett Park MD
Debuted in Week 136 (Year 3)
3           8             8 2.667 392 22
  
38
Melissa Balmain (AKA Salable Animism)
Rochester NY
Debuted in Week 941 (Year 19)
6 2 1       4   1         8 1.333 168 52
  
39
Jeff Hazle (AKA Elf Haj Fez)
San Antonio TX
Debuted in Week 802 (Year 16)
7   1       7             8 1.143 125 71
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
39
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Bob Kruger (AKA Bug Broker)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1271 (Year 26)
7           8             8 1.143 39 187
  
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Michelle Christophorou (AKA I'll Spot Her Choice Humor)
Guildford,
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
7 1   2     5             8 1.143 13 418
  
39
Lawrence McGuire (AKA Crueler New Magic)
Waldorf MD
Debuted in Week 419 (Year 9)
7           8             8 1.143 278 32
  
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Marli Melton (AKA Minor Mallet)
Carmel Valley CA
Debuted in Week 1316 (Year 26)
4       2   5             7 1.750 16 361
  
44
John McCooey (AKA Ye Mojo Conch)
Rehoboth Beach DE
Debuted in Week 903 (Year 18)
5           7             7 1.400 93 100
  
45
Ben Aronin (AKA Born Inane)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 350 (Year 8)
6           7             7 1.167 104 92
  
45
William C. Kennard (AKA Me Wild, Carnal Ink!)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 360 (Year 8)
6           5         2   7 1.167 88 106
  
45
David Prevar (AKA Pravda Diver)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 339 (Year 8)
6 1         3     3       7 1.167 367 23
  
45
Jon Ketzner (AKA Non-Jerk Zen)
Cumberland MD
Debuted in Week 1253 (Year 25)
Rookie of the Year: 26
6     1     6             7 1.167 56 154
  
49
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Pia Palamadessi (AKA Papa As Idealism)
Cumberland MD
Debuted in Week 1348 (Year 27)
5           6             6 1.200 7 614
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
50
Howard Walderman (AKA Raw and Mad Howler)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 212 (Year 5)
6           6             6 1.000 197 43
  
50
Kathy El-Assal (AKA A Talky Hassle)
Middleton WI
Debuted in Week 923 (Year 19)
6   1       5             6 1.000 62 142
  
50
Bird Waring (AKA Grr! I Win Bad.)
Larchmont NY
Debuted in Week 455 (Year 10)
6           6             6 1.000 200 42
  
53
Rob Wolf (AKA Fowl Bro)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 763 (Year 16)
3           5             5 1.667 56 153
  
53
Laurie Brink (AKA A Burlier Ink)
Mineola NY
Debuted in Week 708 (Year 15)
3     1     4             5 1.667 66 138
  
53
Steve Honley (AKA Svelte Honey)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 447 (Year 10)
3           5             5 1.667 106 89
  
56
Mark Calandra (AKA Mr. Canada Lark)
Sudbury MA
Debuted in Week 1221 (Year 25)
4           5             5 1.250 23 280
  
56
Sue Lin Chong (AKA One-Inch Slug)
Baltimore MD
Debuted in Week 35 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
4 1         4             5 1.250 190 46
  
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Greg Dobbins (AKA Gibbon Dregs)
Boynton Beach FL
Debuted in Week 310 (Year 6)
4       1   4             5 1.250 24 275
  
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Robyn Carlson (AKA Snarly Bronco)
Keyser WV
Debuted in Week 1026 (Year 21)
4           5             5 1.250 36 202
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
56
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Mary McNamara (AKA Mr. Canary Mama)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1222 (Year 25)
4       1   4             5 1.250 16 355
  
61
David Peckarsky (AKA Vapid Dyke's Rack)
Tucson AZ
Debuted in Week 1195 (Year 24)
5       1   3         1   5 1.000 41 184
  
61
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Richard Franklin (AKA Arr! Flinch In Dark!)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1330 (Year 27)
5           5             5 1.000 8 564
  
61
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Wendy Shang (AKA Why End Nags?)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 1384 (Year 28)
5     1     4             5 1.000 5 719
  
61
Chuck Helwig (AKA Hug, Chew, Lick)
Centreville VA
Debuted in Week 1274 (Year 26)
5     1     4             5 1.000 16 353
  
61
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Brett Dimaio (AKA Mad Riot, I Bet)
Cumberland MD
Debuted in Week 1333 (Year 27)
5           5             5 1.000 10 494
  
61
John Glenn (AKA Long NJ Hen)
Tyler TX
Debuted in Week 684 (Year 14)
5           5             5 1.000 58 149
  
61
Todd DeLap (AKA Added Plot)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1039 (Year 21)
Rookie of the Year: 22
5           5             5 1.000 109 87
  
61
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Dave Shombert (AKA Somber TV-Head)
Harrisonburg VA
Debuted in Week 1374 (Year 28)
5           5             5 1.000 5 719
  
69
Marni Penning Coleman (AKA No-Name Planning Crime)
unknown,
Debuted in Week 670 (Year 14)
2       1   3             4 2.000 34 212
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
70
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Bill Lieberman (AKA Nimble Liberal)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 1096 (Year 22)
3           4             4 1.333 22 285
  
70
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Ryan Martinez (AKA A Ritzy Manner)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 1340 (Year 27)
3       1   3             4 1.333 11 459
  
70
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Ray Gallucci (AKA Cry Caligula)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 1061 (Year 21)
3           4             4 1.333 22 286
  
70
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George Thompson (AKA No Gophers Got Me)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
3   1   1   2             4 1.333 6 706
  
70
David Kleinbard (AKA A Kind, Drab Devil)
Mamaroneck NY
Debuted in Week 169 (Year 4)
3           4             4 1.333 123 73
  
70
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Emma Daley (AKA Madame Lye)
Harrisburg PA
Debuted in Week 1380 (Year 28)
3           4             4 1.333 4 988
  
70
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Nancy Della Rovere (AKA Lovely Arcane Nerd)
Fairfax Station MD
Debuted in Week 1135 (Year 23)
3           4             4 1.333 19 313
  
77
Dan Helming (AKA Hind-Leg Man)
Trenton NJ
Debuted in Week 440 (Year 10)
4   1       2   1         4 1.000 31 222
  
77
Chuck Smith (AKA Hit Schmuck)
Woodbridge VA
Debuted in Week 6 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Society Co-Founder
Loser of the Year: 1, 2, 3
Top-Grossing Loser: 1, 2, 3
Hall of Fame
4           4             4 1.000 844 6
  
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Diane Lucitt (AKA Titanic Duel)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 1291 (Year 26)
4           4             4 1.000 8 543
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Terri Berg Smith (AKA Grim Beer Thirst)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1073 (Year 22)
4   1       2         1   4 1.000 10 467
  
81
Bruce Alter (AKA Ace Blurter)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 47 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
2           3             3 1.500 125 70
  
81
John O'Byrne (AKA No Horny Jeb)
Dublin,
Debuted in Week 334 (Year 8)
2 1         2             3 1.500 185 49
  
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Allen Haywood (AKA Yawned "Halloo!")
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1325 (Year 27)
2           3             3 1.500 5 797
  
81
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Jerome Uher (AKA Jeer Our Hem)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 481 (Year 10)
2           3             3 1.500 13 416
  
81
Jonathan Hardis (AKA Had a Short Ninja)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 907 (Year 18)
2   1       2             3 1.500 66 136
  
81
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Jerry Birchmore (AKA Richer Merry Job)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 940 (Year 19)
2           3             3 1.500 21 289
  
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Byron Miller (AKA Mr. Bill On Rye)
Cobble Hill,
Debuted in Week 1386 (Year 28)
2       1   2             3 1.500 3 1305
  
81
Mike Ostapiej (AKA I Joke, I'm A Pest)
Ravenel SC
Debuted in Week 767 (Year 16)
2           2 1           3 1.500 87 107
  
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Dave Silberstein (AKA Verbal Densities)
College Park MD
Debuted in Week 957 (Year 19)
2           3             3 1.500 29 233
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Erika Ettin (AKA i.e., Ink Treat)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1356 (Year 27)
2           3             3 1.500 5 797
  
81
Mark Richardson (AKA Ardor Charms Ink)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 840 (Year 17)
2           2 1           3 1.500 59 146
  
92
Mike Caslin (AKA Malice Inks)
Round Hill VA
Debuted in Week 884 (Year 18)
3     1     2             3 1.000 13 397
  
92
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Dan Steinbrocker (AKA Ancestor Bred Ink)
Los Angeles CA
Debuted in Week 945 (Year 19)
3           3             3 1.000 14 381
  
92
Ann Martin (AKA Arm-Tannin')
Brentwood MD
Debuted in Week 547 (Year 11)
3           3             3 1.000 110 85
  
92
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Mary Kappus (AKA Pays Markup)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1107 (Year 22)
3           3             3 1.000 28 239
  
92
Dave Zarrow (AKA Waved Razor)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 30 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Remaining Persistent Loser
3           3             3 1.000 360 24
  
92
Neal Starkman (AKA Laments A Rank)
Seattle WA
Debuted in Week 944 (Year 19)
3   1       2             3 1.000 103 94
  
92
Edmund Conti (AKA Not Dim Dunce)
Raleigh NC
Debuted in Week 728 (Year 15)
3 1         2             3 1.000 110 86
  
92
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Donna Saady (AKA A Day On Sand)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1357 (Year 27)
3           1   2         3 1.000 4 866
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
92
Harold Mantle (AKA Maternal Hold)
Walnut Creek CA
Debuted in Week 5 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
3       1   2             3 1.000 66 134
  
92
Kyle Hendrickson (AKA Redneck's Holy Ink)
Urbana MD
Debuted in Week 527 (Year 11)
3           3             3 1.000 112 83
  
92
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Pamela Love (AKA A Maple Vole)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 1170 (Year 24)
3           3             3 1.000 11 459
  
92
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Perry Beider (AKA Red Berry Pie)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 735 (Year 15)
3           3             3 1.000 35 203
  
92
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Ken Liss (AKA Inkless)
Brookline MA
Debuted in Week 1337 (Year 27)
3   1 1     1             3 1.000 4 866
  
92
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Larry Passar (AKA Sly Rasp: "Aarr!")
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 1117 (Year 23)
3           3             3 1.000 8 564
  
92
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Jennifer Martin Broadway (AKA New Dirty Job In Farm Arena)
Marquette MI
Debuted in Week 1357 (Year 27)
3           3             3 1.000 4 866
  
92
Steven Price (AKA Never Septic)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 552 (Year 12)
3       1   2             3 1.000 32 219
  
92
Ward Kay (AKA Dark Way)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 58 (Year 2)
3           2   1         3 1.000 116 78
  
92
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Jeff Rackow (AKA Jafferwock)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 1386 (Year 28)
3 1         2             3 1.000 3 1071
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
92
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Joanne Free (AKA Jeer One Fan)
Clifton VA
Debuted in Week 1005 (Year 20)
3           3             3 1.000 38 188
  
92
Jesse Aronson (AKA So Jeans Snore?)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1210 (Year 24)
3           3             3 1.000 5 719
  
92
Harvey Smith (AKA Mr. Heavy Shit)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 572 (Year 12)
3     1     2             3 1.000 68 132
  
113
Tom Panther (AKA Tart Phenom)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 869 (Year 18)
1           2             2 2.000 17 341
  
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Kevin Mettinger (AKA RN, Get Me 'Vite Ink!)
Warrenton VA
Debuted in Week 551 (Year 12)
1           2             2 2.000 18 333
  
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Adam Nubbe (AKA Be A Man, Bud!)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 1395 (Year 28)
1           2             2 2.000 2 2049
  
113
Noah Meyerson (AKA Honey Moaners)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 46 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           2             2 2.000 25 264
  
113
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Susan Zarrow (AKA Wuz Sans Roar)
Emmaus PA
Debuted in Week 1400 (Year 28)
1           2             2 2.000 2 2049
  
113
Jessica Mathews (AKA Majestic Washes)
Stanley VA
Debuted in Week 74 (Year 2)
1           2             2 2.000 70 131
  
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John Winant (AKA John Want In)
Bellevue NE
Debuted in Week 863 (Year 18)
1           2             2 2.000 16 361
  
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120
Barry Koch (AKA Ho! Cry, Bark!)
Catlett VA
Debuted in Week 697 (Year 14)
2           2             2 1.000 189 47
  
120
J. Larry Schott (AKA Cry "Hart Jolts!")
West Plains MO
Debuted in Week 277 (Year 6)
Most Imporved: 26
2           2             2 1.000 96 99
  
120
Dudley Thompson (AKA Note Shoddy Lump)
Cary NC
Debuted in Week 171 (Year 4)
2           2             2 1.000 167 54
  
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Laura M. Clairmont (AKA Ultramoral, Manic)
Ashburn VA
Debuted in Week 50 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
2           2             2 1.000 8 543
  
120
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Chris Damm (AKA Mad Smirch)
Charles Town WV
Debuted in Week 1042 (Year 21)
2           2             2 1.000 21 289
  
120
Rick Haynes (AKA He Is Cranky)
Ocean Cith MD
Debuted in Week 323 (Year 7)
2           2             2 1.000 167 53
  
120
Luke Baker (AKA Bleaker UK)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 1274 (Year 26)
2           2             2 1.000 9 505
  
120
Malcolm Fleschner (AKA Calm Cells From Hen)
Palo Alto CA
Debuted in Week 310 (Year 6)
2           2             2 1.000 81 118
  
120
Elden Carnahan (AKA Andean Charnel)
Nether Scaggsville MD
Debuted in Week 22 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Society Co-Founder
Most Imporved: 2
Least Imporved: 3
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
2           1     1       2 1.000 584 14
  
120
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David Young (AKA Odd Vain Guy)
Falmouth MA
Debuted in Week 1272 (Year 26)
2           2             2 1.000 7 614
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
120
Steve Fahey (AKA Vast Fee? Hey!)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 104 (Year 3)
2 1         1             2 1.000 193 44
  
120
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Mark Nocera (AKA A Monk Racer)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1387 (Year 28)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1405
  
120
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Elizabeth Kline (AKA Likeable Zenith)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 1008 (Year 20)
2           2             2 1.000 10 494
  
120
Jean Sorensen (AKA Non-Sane Jeers)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 75 (Year 2)
Most Imporved: 9
2           2             2 1.000 294 30
  
120
Bruce Carlson (AKA Curable Scorn)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 413 (Year 9)
2           2             2 1.000 32 218
  
120
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Samuel Aaron (AKA Moral Nausea)
Chicago IL
Debuted in Week 836 (Year 17)
2           2             2 1.000 5 719
  
120
John Kustka (AKA Just OK, Hank)
Prince Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 712 (Year 15)
2           2             2 1.000 8 543
  
120
Kenneth Gallant (AKA Ankle-Length Ant)
Sequim AR
Debuted in Week 467 (Year 10)
2           1   1         2 1.000 62 140
  
120
Maja Keech (AKA Make JC A He)
New Carrollton MD
Debuted in Week 192 (Year 4)
2           2             2 1.000 30 229
  
120
Pete Morelewicz (AKA Polemic Tweezer)
Frederick VA
Debuted in Week 704 (Year 15)
2           1     1       2 1.000 36 198
  
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120
Josh Feldblyum (AKA Josh My Full Bed)
Louisville KY
Debuted in Week 462 (Year 10)
2           2             2 1.000 33 214
  
120
J. D. Berry (AKA Jr. Derby)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 448 (Year 10)
2           2             2 1.000 31 222
  
120
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John Folse (AKA Of Holes, N.J.)
Bryans Road MD
Debuted in Week 652 (Year 13)
2           2             2 1.000 16 349
  
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Elliott Shevin (AKA Loveliest Hint)
Oak Park MI
Debuted in Week 1202 (Year 24)
2           2             2 1.000 19 320
  
120
Robert Schechter (AKA Sober Retch Retch)
Dix Hills NY
Debuted in Week 931 (Year 19)
Loser of the Year: 20
Rookie of the Year: 20
Least Imporved: 21
2           2             2 1.000 228 38
  
120
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Francis Canavan (AKA A Franciscan Van)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 1118 (Year 23)
2           2             2 1.000 8 543
  
120
Roger Dalrymple (AKA Elderly Program)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 351 (Year 8)
2           2             2 1.000 130 67
  
120
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Richard Wexler (AKA Rich x Lewd = Rare)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1340 (Year 27)
2           2             2 1.000 3 1071
  
120
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Diana Oertel (AKA A Lone Tirade)
San Francisco CA
Debuted in Week 967 (Year 20)
2           2             2 1.000 8 543
  
120
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Dave Letizia (AKA I Dive At Zeal)
Pinehurst NC
Debuted in Week 974 (Year 20)
2           2             2 1.000 11 444
  
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Bernard Brink (AKA Barn-Bred Rink)
Cleveland MO
Debuted in Week 759 (Year 16)
2           2             2 1.000 19 320
  
120
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Maggie Haring (AKA Gain Harem Gig)
Leesburg VA
Debuted in Week 1260 (Year 25)
2           2             2 1.000 6 679
  
120
Barbara Turner (AKA Rear-Burnt Arab)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 524 (Year 11)
2           1     1       2 1.000 166 55
  
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David "Stockton" Smith (AKA Thinks Cat Vomit's Odd)
Stockton CA
Debuted in Week 48 (Year 1)
2           2             2 1.000 84 111
  
120
Mike Hammer (AKA Harm? I'm Meek!)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 5 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
2           2             2 1.000 105 91
  
120
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Bill Cromwell (AKA Lower'll Climb)
Keswick VA
Debuted in Week 1385 (Year 28)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1405
  
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Mia Wyatt (AKA Waa! My Tit!)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 759 (Year 16)
2           2             2 1.000 9 505
  
120
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George Smith (AKA Ghost Regime)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 560 (Year 12)
2           2             2 1.000 24 274
  
158
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Rivka Liss-Levinson (AKA Snails Involve Risk)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1142 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 12 439
  
158
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Wayne Debban (AKA Been Bad? Yawn.)
Woodbridge VA
Debuted in Week 1394 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
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Susan Swanda (AKA Dawns As A Sun)
Crofton MD
Debuted in Week 1394 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
Ellen Raphaeli (AKA Real Alien Help)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 41 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1 1                       1 1.000 93 102
  
158
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Scott Straub (AKA Actors' Butts)
Winchester VA
Debuted in Week 12 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
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Fred Shuback (AKA Fed Shark Cub)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1400 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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H. Dudley Davidson (AKA Hound Daddy Lives)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1377 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Lori Lipman Brown (AKA Brain Will Romp On)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1382 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Dan McCauley (AKA Maced Lunacy)
Staunton VA
Debuted in Week 577 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
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George Smith Jr. (AKA Hermit Joggers)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 1382 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Jack McCombs (AKA J.C. Combs Mack)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1060 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 5 719
  
158
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Rick Foucheux (AKA UK Couch Fixer)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1344 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Ward Foeller (AKA A Word Feller)
Charlottesville VA
Debuted in Week 1391 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Larry Rifkin (AKA Arr! Irkin' Fly!)
Glastonbury CT
Debuted in Week 1394 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Carol Passar (AKA Parasol Scar)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 914 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 6 641
  
158
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Ann Houston (AKA Noon Haunts)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1385 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Jeff Bryant (AKA BFF? Try Jean.)
Hagerstown MD
Debuted in Week 1393 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Richard Zorowitz (AKA O, Torrid Whiz-Czar!)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 1378 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Miriam Nadel (AKA Milder Mania)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 1067 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
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Douglas Goralski (AKA Alkaloids Grog Us)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 1050 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1071
  
158
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James Kruger (AKA Jugs Re-maker)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1008 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 8 564
  
158
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Ed Scarbrough (AKA Hardcore Bugs)
Germantown MD
Debuted in Week 1134 (Year 23)
1   1                     1 1.000 5 719
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Madelyn Rosenberg
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1398 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Alan Zirkle (AKA Raze All Ink)
Fredericksburg VA
Debuted in Week 296 (Year 6)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
Pam Sweeney (AKA Weepy MENSA)
Burlington MA
Debuted in Week 499 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 284 31
  
158
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Daniel Galef (AKA Leading Flea)
Montclair NJ
Debuted in Week 1187 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 12 433
  
158
Amanda Yanovitch (AKA I Had My Cat On A Van)
Midlothian VA
Debuted in Week 907 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 54 158
  
158
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Teri Chism (AKA Me Itch, Sir!)
Winchester VA
Debuted in Week 488 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 6 641
  
158
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Paul Duffy (AKA Duly A Puff)
Geneseo NY
Debuted in Week 1384 (Year 28)
1     1                   1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Liz Siegenthaler Rubin (AKA Hurling Lint Is A Breeze)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 1391 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Sandy Riccardi (AKA Dry Cardiac Sin)
Petaluma CA
Debuted in Week 1287 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
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William Lomas (AKA I'll Mow Salami)
Haymarket VA
Debuted in Week 194 (Year 4)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1305
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Trudie Cushing (AKA Rich Nut's Guide)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 1306 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
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Spencer Lu (AKA Spun Creel)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 491 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
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Mary Giorgis (AKA I'm Sorry I Gag)
Crofton MD
Debuted in Week 1376 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Francesca Kelly (AKA Fey Cellar Snack)
Rome,
Debuted in Week 477 (Year 10)
1       1                 1 1.000 6 641
  
158
Steve Langer (AKA Verse Tangle)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 636 (Year 13)
1 1                       1 1.000 41 183
  
158
Mike Creveling (AKA Evil Creme King)
La Plata MD
Debuted in Week 913 (Year 19)
1                 1       1 1.000 17 337
  
158
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Jennifer Dickey (AKA Nice Jerky Fiend)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1068 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 14 388
  
158
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Howard Ausden (AKA E-Awards Hound)
Damascus MD
Debuted in Week 1375 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Janet Griffin (AKA Fanjet Firing)
Madison WI
Debuted in Week 1016 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
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Barbara Gordon (AKA Born Aboard Rag)
Highland VA
Debuted in Week 329 (Year 7)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
158
Barb Sarshik (AKA Shark's Rabbi)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 565 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 47 174
  
158
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Laura Bennett Peterson (AKA Beat, Unrepentant Loser)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 344 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 30 231
  
158
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Ed Flynn (AKA Fly 'n' End)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1097 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1071
  
158
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Ben Sack (AKA Be Snack)
Leesburg VA
Debuted in Week 1385 (Year 28)
1 1                       1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Kate Sammons (AKA Stamens Amok)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1077 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
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Katherine Carwile (AKA A Heretical Winker)
College Station TX
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
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Lil Tompkins (AKA Post Ink Mill)
Laurel MD
Debuted in Week 1384 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Bruce Reynolds (AKA Nerdy Loser Cub)
Grand Rapids MI
Debuted in Week 389 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1071
  
158
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Jack Doherty (AKA The Croaky DJ)
Great Mills MD
Debuted in Week 1352 (Year 27)
1     1                   1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
Seth Brown (AKA B-W Hornets)
North Adams MA
Debuted in Week 437 (Year 9)
Least Imporved: 11
1           1             1 1.000 244 37
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Beryl Benderly (AKA Dry Belly 'n' Beer)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 94 (Year 2)
1           1             1 1.000 17 336
  
158
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Sharon Neeman (AKA Sane, Harm None)
Pardes Hanna,
Debuted in Week 1276 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1071
  
158
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Lynda Hoover (AKA A Holy Vendor)
Shepherdstown WV
Debuted in Week 964 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1071
  
158
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David J. Zvijac (AKA Viva Acid, DJ JZ!)
Annandale VA
Debuted in Week 19 (Year 1)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1071
  
158
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Marc Shapiro (AKA Charisma Pro)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1082 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1071
  
158
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Darren Timothy (AKA Their Damn Tyro)
Bristow VA
Debuted in Week 594 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1071
  
158
Ira Allen (AKA A Real Nil)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 585 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 14
1             1           1 1.000 157 57
  
158
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Daphne Steinberg (AKA Bashing Repented)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 997 (Year 20)
1                 1       1 1.000 16 349
  
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Fiona Smith (AKA I'm Not A Fish)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 1378 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Dottie Gray (AKA Argot Deity)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1006 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 11 444
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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John Johnston (AKA Hit NJ Johnson)
St. Inigoes MD
Debuted in Week 638 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 7 628
  
158
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Munro Meyersburg (AKA Summer Reborn Guy)
Laurel MD
Debuted in Week 1386 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Adrienne Cadik (AKA Radiance Inked)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1346 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
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Zachary Levine (AKA Zany Chevalier#)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1293 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 5 797
  
158
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Ande Saunders (AKA Rudeness? Nada.)
St. Paul MN
Debuted in Week 1386 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Charles Frick (AKA Archer Flicks)
Kensington MD
Debuted in Week 347 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
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Lynne "Glenn Dale" Larkin (AKA Learn Legend; Kill Nanny)
Glenn Dale MD
Debuted in Week 973 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 5 719
  
158
Brian Cohen (AKA Inborn Ache)
Winston-Salem NC
Debuted in Week 613 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 44 176
  
158
J. J. Gertler (AKA Lt. J. J. Greer)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 297 (Year 6)
1             1           1 1.000 18 330
  
158
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Jeff Strong (AKA F*** Rent! F*** Jogs!)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1280 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 9 516
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
158
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Brian Lewandowski (AKA Won Ink As I Brawled)
Keswich VA
Debuted in Week 1400 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
Ed Gordon (AKA Good Nerd)
Austin TX
Debuted in Week 422 (Year 9)
1                 1       1 1.000 81 116
  
158
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Gina Smith (AKA Mashing It)
Leesburg IN
Debuted in Week 992 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 5 797
  
158
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Susanne Pierce Dyer (AKA Ensure A Presidency)
Green Valley CA
Debuted in Week 1178 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 8 591
  
158
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Andrew Wells-Dang (AKA Wrangles Lewd DNA)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1360 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
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Debbie Stewart (AKA Waterbed Bites)
Damascus MD
Debuted in Week 320 (Year 7)
1           1             1 1.000 20 306
  
158
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Anita Holmes (AKA Has Met A Lion)
Apple Valley CA
Debuted in Week 1397 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
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Sarah Jay (AKA Say, Rajah!)
Churchville MD
Debuted in Week 1168 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 17 341
  
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Selma Ellis (AKA Sells E-mail)
Rolling Meadows IL
Debuted in Week 1137 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 6 641
  
158
Gene Weingarten (AKA Great New Engine)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 338 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 62 141
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Judith Wright (AKA Jr. Thug Hid Wit)
Indian Hills CO
Debuted in Week 1278 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
Cheryl Davis (AKA Cash Devilry)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 342 (Year 8)
1                 1       1 1.000 58 148
  
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G. T. Bowman (AKA Womb Gnat)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 476 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 11 459
  
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Bob Turvey (AKA Ebb Your TV)
Bristol,
Debuted in Week 1189 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1071
  
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Ivars Kuskevics (AKA Survive. Kick Ass.)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 1001 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 52 161
  
158
Lynne "Vero Beach" Larkin (AKA Clearly Heaven-Born Ink)
Vero Beach FL
Debuted in Week 13 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 18 331
  
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Claudia Raffman (AKA Fanciful Armada)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 1118 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 6 641
  
158
Paul VerNooy (AKA Ole! Ovary Pun!)
Hockessin DE
Debuted in Week 674 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 19 313
  
158
Jason Russo (AKA Ass Sojourn)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 423 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 26 259
  
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Beth Morgan (AKA Tomb Hanger)
San Francisco CA
Debuted in Week 499 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 35 207
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Frank Mullen III (AKA Am Ink Nullifier)
Aledo IL
Debuted in Week 438 (Year 9)
1       1                 1 1.000 49 168
  
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Chris Murphy (AKA Pyrrhic Mush)
Germantown MD
Debuted in Week 1341 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 4 866
  
158
Martin Bancroft (AKA Fact: Not Mr. Brain)
Bellevue WA
Debuted in Week 597 (Year 12)
1       1                 1 1.000 82 113
  
158
Mark Holt (AKA Oh, Mr. Talk)
Ft. Washington MD
Debuted in Week 795 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 16 355
  
158
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Richard Riccardi (AKA Rid Rich Acrid Car)
Petaluma CA
Debuted in Week 1287 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
Gregory Koch (AKA Grey Hog Cork)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 908 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 37 191
  
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Marilyn Pifer (AKA Primal Finery)
Morgan Hill CA
Debuted in Week 1070 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 5 719
  
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Alejandro Cruz (AKA Crazed Journal)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1374 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
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Cheryl White (AKA Chewy Hitler)
Hartsdale NY
Debuted in Week 660 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1071
  
158
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Joe Neff (AKA Fee of NJ)
Warrington PA
Debuted in Week 357 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 30 228
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
158
Michael Mason (AKA Lean Machismo)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 448 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 14 388
  
158
John Kupiec (AKA I Punch Joke)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 15 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1                 1       1 1.000 43 178
  
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Doug Hembrey (AKA Humor Be Edgy)
Manassas VA
Debuted in Week 1400 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
Brendan Beary (AKA Ran Beery Band)
Great Mills MD
Debuted in Week 195 (Year 4)
Most Imporved: 13
Loser of the Year: 13
Least Improved: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 13
Hall of Fame
1           1             1 1.000 1084 5
  
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David Sarokin (AKA Savor Ink, I Add)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1381 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
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Carl Korn (AKA Corn Lark)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 1382 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
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Paul Madigan (AKA A Pun? I Am Glad!)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 1400 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
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Kim Martin (AKA Trim A Mink)
Greencastle PA
Debuted in Week 216 (Year 5)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
158
Marleen May (AKA Mere Layman)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 378 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 48 169
  
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Bruce Yanovitch (AKA Boy Can Hit Curve)
Midlothian VA
Debuted in Week 982 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1405
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
158
Steve Glomb (AKA Met Veg Slob)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 853 (Year 17)
1           1             1 1.000 24 276
  
158
Steve Offutt (AKA Offset UT Vet)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 107 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 35 205
  
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Mike "Chevy Chase" Phillips
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 7 614
  
158
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Mary Hanisco (AKA Shy Macaroni)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 1385 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
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Lori Smith (AKA Hi, Mrs. Toil!)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 1394 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
Pie Snelson (AKA Sleeps In, No?)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 378 (Year 8)
1                 1       1 1.000 84 110
  
158
Judith Cottrill (AKA Crud! I Jilt Hot Lt.!)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 364 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 124 72
  
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Jonathan Miller (AKA Art In John? All Me!)
Downers Grove IL
Debuted in Week 1378 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
Paul Kondis (AKA So Ink Up, Lad!)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 14 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1                 1       1 1.000 91 104
  
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Steven Gerstein (AKA Seventeen Grits)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 1388 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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David Leveton (AKA Involved Date)
Gainesville VA
Debuted in Week 1015 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 4 866
  
158
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Steve McClemons (AKA Commence TV-less)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 665 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 20 310
  
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Jonathan Solomon (AKA Moans On John A Lot)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1377 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
Jeff Loren (AKA O.J. Elf Fern)
Manassas VA
Debuted in Week 814 (Year 17)
1           1             1 1.000 27 249
  
158
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Charles Trahan (AKA Her Charlatans)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 660 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 6 641
  
158
Paul Burnham (AKA Human Burlap)
Gainesville VA
Debuted in Week 656 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 24 279
  
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Wayne Wilentz (AKA A Newly Zen Wit)
Montgomery Village MD
Debuted in Week 1378 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
158
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Tim Watts (AKA Twist Mat)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 918 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 5 719
  
158
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Bill Hilton (AKA I'll Boil Nth)
Hendersonville NC
Debuted in Week 1256 (Year 25)
1     1                   1 1.000 2 1405
  
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Karen B. Mitchell
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1400 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2248
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
158
John Bunyan (AKA Uh, Nanny Job)
Cincinnati OH
Debuted in Week 772 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 14 385