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CURRENT STANDINGS FOR YEAR 28
Weeks 1374 - 1425
March 8, 2020 - February 28, 2021

UPDATED THROUGH WEEK 1391


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KEY TO TABLE:

Year 28

Career
Year 28
Career
Rank Losers, with Granola Smears
Rookies are in GREEN (debuted after start of Year 27)
Weeks
of Ink
W Runners-Up H L I P T M A Totals Ink Per
Week
All Ink Rank
2 3 4 R
1
Duncan Stevens (AKA Unscented Vans)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 970 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 23
Loser of the Year: 25
Hall of Fame Nominee
14 1     1   47   4         53 3.786 554 14
  
2
Jesse Frankovich (AKA Craven Fish Jokes)
Lansing MI
Debuted in Week 554 (Year 12)
Loser of the Year: 24
Most Imporved: 24
Top-Grossing Loser: 25, 26, 27
Hall of Fame
14     2 1   27 2     1 4   37 2.643 678 10
  
3
Kevin Dopart (AKA Deviant Pork)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 626 (Year 13)
Rookie of the Year: 13
Loser of the Year: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
Hall of Fame
Least Imporved: 24
10 2 1 1     17       4 2   27 2.700 1538 4
  
4
Chris Doyle (AKA He Do Lyrics)
Denton TX
Debuted in Week 79 (Year 2)
Most Imporved: 8, 10
Loser of the Year: 10
Least Imporved: 13
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Top-Grossing Loser: 10, 22, 23, 24
Hall of Fame
11 1   1 1   16       6 2   27 2.455 2230 1
  
5
Mark Raffman (AKA Frank Farm, Ma)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 979 (Year 20)
Loser of the Year: 23
Most Imporved: 25
Least Imporved: 26
Hall of Fame
14 1 2       22             25 1.786 691 9
  
6
Jeffrey Contompasis (AKA Enjoys Office Tramps)
Ashburn VA
Debuted in Week 558 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 17
Loser of the Year: 18
Hall of Fame
12     1     17   2     1   21 1.750 769 7
  
7
Tom Witte (AKA Tome Twit)
Montgomery Village MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 15
Loser of the Year: 26
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
13       1   11       5 4   21 1.615 1601 2
  
8
Sam Mertens (AKA Smartens Me)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
Loser of the Year: 27
Rookie of the Year: 27
10   1 2 1   16             20 2.000 69 131
  
9
Gary Crockett (AKA Get To Rack, Cry)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 871 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 18
Loser of the Year: 19
11 1         17 1       1   20 1.818 459 16
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
10
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Steve "Potomac" Smith (AKA Machetes Stop Vomit)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
13   1       17 1           19 1.462 44 175
  
11
Jonathan Jensen (AKA Jan Neatens John)
Baltimore MD
Debuted in Week 1287 (Year 26)
Most Imporved: 27
11 1   1     15             17 1.545 51 161
  
12
Jon Gearhart (AKA Jargon Hater)
Des Moines IA
Debuted in Week 1051 (Year 21)
Least Imporved: 25
9           10       2 3   15 1.667 240 37
  
13
Frank Osen (AKA Senna Fork)
Pasadena CA
Debuted in Week 938 (Year 19)
Most Imporved: 21
Loser of the Year: 22
Least Imporved: 23
Hall of Fame Nominee
8 1         13             14 1.750 507 15
  
14
Beverley Sharp (AKA Brave Shy Leper)
Montgomery AL
Debuted in Week 604 (Year 13)
Loser of the Year: 16
Most Imporved: 20
Hall of Fame
9     1     9 1     1 1   13 1.444 730 8
  
15
Frank Mann (AKA Frank-N-Man)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 996 (Year 20)
10     1 1   11             13 1.300 134 63
  
15
Bill Dorner (AKA Boner Drill)
Indianapolis IN
Debuted in Week 885 (Year 18)
10   1       9 1   2       13 1.300 105 89
  
17
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Alex Steelsmith (AKA I Smell The Taxes)
Kailua HI
Debuted in Week 1374 (Year 28)
6   1 1     10             12 2.000 12 434
  
18
Drew Bennett (AKA Wet, Bent Nerd)
West Plains MO
Debuted in Week 635 (Year 13)
10           10     2       12 1.200 211 41
  
19
Nan Reiner (AKA Ran Erne In)
Boca Raton FL
Debuted in Week 877 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 19
Least Imporved: 27
6 1         7     2   1   11 1.833 432 18
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
20
Danielle Nowlin (AKA Nailed Linen Owl)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 995 (Year 20)
Rookie of the Year: 21
Loser of the Year: 21
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Least Imporved: 22
9       1   10             11 1.222 351 25
  
21
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Eric Nelkin (AKA E'er In Clink)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1286 (Year 26)
7           9             9 1.286 43 177
  
21
Jesse Rifkin (AKA If Inks, Jeers)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1324 (Year 27)
7           9             9 1.286 34 208
  
23
Jonathan Paul (AKA Oh, Plan A Jaunt)
Garrett Park MD
Debuted in Week 136 (Year 3)
2           7             7 3.500 391 22
  
24
John Hutchins (AKA Unhitch Johns)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
Rookie of the Year: 24
4   1 1     5             7 1.750 134 64
  
25
Jeff Shirley (AKA Fish Fly, Jeer)
Richmond VA
Debuted in Week 1005 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 22
5       1   5       1     7 1.400 250 34
  
25
Michael Gips (AKA Magic Lips, Eh?)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 509 (Year 11)
Most Imporved: 19
5 1         3   1 2       7 1.400 267 33
  
27
Roy Ashley (AKA Horsey Lay)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 120 (Year 3)
Least Imporved: 17
6           5   1     1   7 1.167 432 17
  
27
William C. Kennard (AKA Me Wild, Carnal Ink!)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 360 (Year 8)
6           5         2   7 1.167 88 105
  
29
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Marli Melton (AKA Minor Mallet)
Carmel Valley CA
Debuted in Week 1316 (Year 26)
3       2   4             6 2.000 15 376
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
30
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Sarah Walsh (AKA A Shawl Rash)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1324 (Year 27)
4           6             6 1.500 22 282
  
31
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Michelle Christophorou (AKA I'll Spot Her Choice Humor)
Guildford,
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
5 1   1     4             6 1.200 11 447
  
31
Lee Graham (AKA Eagle Harm)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
5           6             6 1.200 21 284
  
33
Steve Honley (AKA Svelte Honey)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 447 (Year 10)
3           5             5 1.667 106 88
  
34
Stephen Dudzik (AKA "Puke" Zenith, DDS)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 8
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
4   1       3       1     5 1.250 581 13
  
34
Rob Huffman (AKA Burn Off Ham!)
Fredericksburg VA
Debuted in Week 918 (Year 19)
4           5             5 1.250 218 40
  
34
Lawrence McGuire (AKA Crueler New Magic)
Waldorf MD
Debuted in Week 419 (Year 9)
4           5             5 1.250 275 32
  
37
Matt Monitto (AKA Man Tit Motto)
Bristol CT
Debuted in Week 902 (Year 18)
5           5             5 1.000 150 58
  
38
Rob Wolf (AKA Fowl Bro)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 763 (Year 16)
2           4             4 2.000 55 154
  
38
Laurie Brink (AKA A Burlier Ink)
Mineola NY
Debuted in Week 708 (Year 15)
2           4             4 2.000 65 139
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
40
Jeff Hazle (AKA Elf Haj Fez)
San Antonio TX
Debuted in Week 802 (Year 16)
3   1       3             4 1.333 121 74
  
40
Ben Aronin (AKA Born Inane)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 350 (Year 8)
3           4             4 1.333 101 96
  
40
John McCooey (AKA Ye Mojo Conch)
Rehoboth Beach DE
Debuted in Week 903 (Year 18)
3           4             4 1.333 90 103
  
40
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Hannah Seidel (AKA Has Eel In Hand)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1383 (Year 28)
3       1   3             4 1.333 4 979
  
40
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Mary McNamara (AKA Mr. Canary Mama)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1222 (Year 25)
3       1   3             4 1.333 15 369
  
40
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Emma Daley (AKA Madame Lye)
Harrisburg PA
Debuted in Week 1380 (Year 28)
3           4             4 1.333 4 979
  
40
Sue Lin Chong (AKA One-Inch Slug)
Baltimore MD
Debuted in Week 35 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
3 1         3             4 1.333 189 47
  
47
Rob Cohen (AKA Echo-Born)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 765 (Year 16)
4           4             4 1.000 86 106
  
47
Chuck Helwig (AKA Hug, Chew, Lick)
Centreville VA
Debuted in Week 1274 (Year 26)
4     1     3             4 1.000 15 365
  
47
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Hildy Zampella (AKA My Pallid Hazel)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1140 (Year 23)
4   1   1   2             4 1.000 150 59
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
50
Mark Calandra (AKA Mr. Canada Lark)
Sudbury MA
Debuted in Week 1221 (Year 25)
2           3             3 1.500 21 295
  
50
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Ryan Martinez (AKA A Ritzy Manner)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 1340 (Year 27)
2       1   2             3 1.500 10 463
  
50
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Bill Bouyer (AKA Oily Burble)
Ocoee FL
Debuted in Week 1382 (Year 28)
2   1       2             3 1.500 3 1294
  
50
Bruce Alter (AKA Ace Blurter)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 47 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
2           3             3 1.500 125 70
  
50
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Jerry Birchmore (AKA Richer Merry Job)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 940 (Year 19)
2           3             3 1.500 21 284
  
50
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Dave Silberstein (AKA Verbal Densities)
College Park MD
Debuted in Week 957 (Year 19)
2           3             3 1.500 29 231
  
50
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Erika Ettin (AKA i.e., Ink Treat)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1356 (Year 27)
2           3             3 1.500 5 787
  
50
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Allen Haywood (AKA Yawned "Halloo!")
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1325 (Year 27)
2           3             3 1.500 5 787
  
50
Mark Richardson (AKA Ardor Charms Ink)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 840 (Year 17)
2           2 1           3 1.500 59 144
  
50
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Ray Gallucci (AKA Cry Caligula)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 1061 (Year 21)
2           3             3 1.500 21 295
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
60
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Dan Steinbrocker (AKA Ancestor Bred Ink)
Los Angeles CA
Debuted in Week 945 (Year 19)
3           3             3 1.000 14 381
  
60
David Peckarsky (AKA Vapid Dyke's Rack)
Tucson AZ
Debuted in Week 1195 (Year 24)
3       1   2             3 1.000 39 186
  
60
Dan Helming (AKA Hind-Leg Man)
Trenton NJ
Debuted in Week 440 (Year 10)
3   1       1   1         3 1.000 30 227
  
60
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Larry Passar (AKA Sly Rasp: "Aarr!")
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 1117 (Year 23)
3           3             3 1.000 8 553
  
60
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Bob Kruger (AKA Bug Broker)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1271 (Year 26)
3           3             3 1.000 34 209
  
60
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Richard Franklin (AKA Arr! Flinch In Dark!)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1330 (Year 27)
3           3             3 1.000 6 671
  
60
John Glenn (AKA Long NJ Hen)
Tyler TX
Debuted in Week 684 (Year 14)
3           3             3 1.000 56 152
  
60
Melissa Balmain (AKA Salable Animism)
Rochester NY
Debuted in Week 941 (Year 19)
3 1 1       1             3 1.000 163 56
  
60
Kathy El-Assal (AKA A Talky Hassle)
Middleton WI
Debuted in Week 923 (Year 19)
3           3             3 1.000 59 145
  
60
Bird Waring (AKA Grr! I Win Bad.)
Larchmont NY
Debuted in Week 455 (Year 10)
3           3             3 1.000 197 42
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
60
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Donna Saady (AKA A Day On Sand)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1357 (Year 27)
3           1   2         3 1.000 4 855
  
60
Jon Ketzner (AKA Non-Jerk Zen)
Cumberland MD
Debuted in Week 1253 (Year 25)
Rookie of the Year: 26
3     1     2             3 1.000 52 159
  
60
Todd DeLap (AKA Added Plot)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1039 (Year 21)
Rookie of the Year: 22
3           3             3 1.000 107 86
  
60
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Dave Shombert (AKA Somber TV-Head)
Harrisonburg VA
Debuted in Week 1374 (Year 28)
3           3             3 1.000 3 1064
  
60
Kyle Hendrickson (AKA Redneck's Holy Ink)
Urbana MD
Debuted in Week 527 (Year 11)
3           3             3 1.000 112 82
  
75
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Jerome Uher (AKA Jeer Our Hem)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 481 (Year 10)
1           2             2 2.000 12 430
  
75
Tom Panther (AKA Tart Phenom)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 869 (Year 18)
1           2             2 2.000 17 339
  
75
Marni Penning Coleman (AKA No-Name Planning Crime)
unknown,
Debuted in Week 670 (Year 14)
1           2             2 2.000 32 217
  
75
Jonathan Hardis (AKA Had a Short Ninja)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 907 (Year 18)
1   1       1             2 2.000 65 138
  
75
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Kevin Mettinger (AKA RN, Get Me 'Vite Ink!)
Warrenton VA
Debuted in Week 551 (Year 12)
1           2             2 2.000 18 329
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
75
David Prevar (AKA Pravda Diver)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 339 (Year 8)
1 1         1             2 2.000 362 23
  
75
Jessica Mathews (AKA Majestic Washes)
Stanley VA
Debuted in Week 74 (Year 2)
1           2             2 2.000 70 130
  
75
John O'Byrne (AKA No Horny Jeb)
Dublin,
Debuted in Week 334 (Year 8)
1 1         1             2 2.000 184 49
  
75
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John Winant (AKA John Want In)
Bellevue NE
Debuted in Week 863 (Year 18)
1           2             2 2.000 16 357
  
84
Pete Morelewicz (AKA Polemic Tweezer)
Frederick VA
Debuted in Week 704 (Year 15)
2           1     1       2 1.000 36 196
  
84
Barry Koch (AKA Ho! Cry, Bark!)
Catlett VA
Debuted in Week 697 (Year 14)
2           2             2 1.000 189 46
  
84
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Ken Liss (AKA Inkless)
Brookline MA
Debuted in Week 1337 (Year 27)
2   1 1                   2 1.000 3 1064
  
84
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Robyn Carlson (AKA Snarly Bronco)
Keyser WV
Debuted in Week 1026 (Year 21)
2           2             2 1.000 33 212
  
84
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Chris Damm (AKA Mad Smirch)
Charles Town WV
Debuted in Week 1042 (Year 21)
2           2             2 1.000 21 284
  
84
Ann Martin (AKA Arm-Tannin')
Brentwood MD
Debuted in Week 547 (Year 11)
2           2             2 1.000 109 84
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
84
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Diane Lucitt (AKA Titanic Duel)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 1291 (Year 26)
2           2             2 1.000 6 632
  
84
Elden Carnahan (AKA Andean Charnel)
Nether Scaggsville MD
Debuted in Week 22 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Society Co-Founder
Most Imporved: 2
Least Imporved: 3
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
2           1     1       2 1.000 584 12
  
84
Steven Price (AKA Never Septic)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 552 (Year 12)
2           2             2 1.000 31 225
  
84
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Pia Palamadessi
Cumberland MD
Debuted in Week 1348 (Year 27)
2           2             2 1.000 3 1064
  
84
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Mary Kappus (AKA Pays Markup)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1107 (Year 22)
2           2             2 1.000 27 245
  
84
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David Young (AKA Odd Vain Guy)
Falmouth MA
Debuted in Week 1272 (Year 26)
2           2             2 1.000 7 604
  
84
Dave Zarrow (AKA Waved Razor)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 30 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Remaining Persistent Loser
2           2             2 1.000 359 24
  
84
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Richard Wexler (AKA Rich x Lewd = Rare)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1340 (Year 27)
2           2             2 1.000 3 1064
  
84
David Kleinbard (AKA A Kind, Drab Devil)
Mamaroneck NY
Debuted in Week 169 (Year 4)
2           2             2 1.000 121 73
  
84
Neal Starkman (AKA Laments A Rank)
Seattle WA
Debuted in Week 944 (Year 19)
2   1       1             2 1.000 102 94
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
84
Ward Kay (AKA Dark Way)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 58 (Year 2)
2           1   1         2 1.000 115 78
  
84
Jean Sorensen (AKA Non-Sane Jeers)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 75 (Year 2)
Most Imporved: 9
2           2             2 1.000 294 30
  
84
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Jeff Rackow (AKA Jafferwock)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 1386 (Year 28)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1394
  
84
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Maggie Haring (AKA Gain Harem Gig)
Leesburg VA
Debuted in Week 1260 (Year 25)
2           2             2 1.000 6 671
  
84
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Joanne Free (AKA Jeer One Fan)
Clifton VA
Debuted in Week 1005 (Year 20)
2           2             2 1.000 37 189
  
84
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David "Stockton" Smith (AKA Thinks Cat Vomit's Odd)
Stockton CA
Debuted in Week 48 (Year 1)
2           2             2 1.000 84 110
  
84
Jesse Aronson (AKA So Jeans Snore?)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1210 (Year 24)
2           2             2 1.000 4 855
  
84
Mike Hammer (AKA Harm? I'm Meek!)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 5 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
2           2             2 1.000 105 90
  
84
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Mia Wyatt (AKA Waa! My Tit!)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 759 (Year 16)
2           2             2 1.000 9 501
  
84
Kenneth Gallant (AKA Ankle-Length Ant)
Sequim AR
Debuted in Week 467 (Year 10)
2           1   1         2 1.000 62 140
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
84
Harold Mantle (AKA Maternal Hold)
Walnut Creek CA
Debuted in Week 5 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
2           2             2 1.000 65 136
  
84
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Wendy Shang (AKA Why End Nags?)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 1384 (Year 28)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1394
  
84
Harvey Smith (AKA Mr. Heavy Shit)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 572 (Year 12)
2     1     1             2 1.000 67 132
  
113
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Pamela Love (AKA A Maple Vole)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 1170 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 9 511
  
113
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Rivka Liss-Levinson (AKA Snails Involve Risk)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1142 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 12 436
  
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Munro Meyersburg (AKA Summer Reborn Guy)
Laurel MD
Debuted in Week 1386 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
113
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Adrienne Cadik (AKA Radiance Inked)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1346 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
113
Ellen Raphaeli (AKA Real Alien Help)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 41 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1 1                       1 1.000 93 100
  
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Ande Saunders (AKA Rudeness? Nada.)
St. Paul MN
Debuted in Week 1386 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Charles Frick (AKA Archer Flicks)
Kensington MD
Debuted in Week 347 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
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Josh Feldblyum (AKA Josh My Full Bed)
Louisville KY
Debuted in Week 462 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 32 215
  
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J. D. Berry (AKA Jr. Derby)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 448 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 30 227
  
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Brian Cohen (AKA Inborn Ache)
Winston-Salem NC
Debuted in Week 613 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 44 174
  
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Bill Lieberman (AKA Nimble Liberal)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 1096 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 19 315
  
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H. Dudley Davidson (AKA Hound Daddy Lives)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1377 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Lori Lipman Brown (AKA Brain Will Romp On)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1382 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Dan McCauley (AKA Maced Lunacy)
Staunton VA
Debuted in Week 577 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
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J. Larry Schott (AKA Cry "Hart Jolts!")
West Plains MO
Debuted in Week 277 (Year 6)
Most Imporved: 26
1           1             1 1.000 96 99
  
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George Smith Jr.
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 1382 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Jack McCombs (AKA J.C. Combs Mack)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1060 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 5 712
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Rick Foucheux (AKA UK Couch Fixer)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1344 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
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Perry Beider (AKA Red Berry Pie)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 735 (Year 15)
1           1             1 1.000 33 211
  
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Ed Gordon (AKA Good Nerd)
Austin TX
Debuted in Week 422 (Year 9)
1                 1       1 1.000 81 115
  
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John Folse (AKA Of Holes, N.J.)
Bryans Road MD
Debuted in Week 652 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 15 362
  
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Gina Smith (AKA Mashing It)
Leesburg IN
Debuted in Week 992 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 5 787
  
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Andrew Wells-Dang (AKA Wrangles Lewd DNA)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1360 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
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Carol Passar (AKA Parasol Scar)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 914 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 6 632
  
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Dudley Thompson (AKA Note Shoddy Lump)
Cary NC
Debuted in Week 171 (Year 4)
1           1             1 1.000 166 53
  
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Greg Dobbins (AKA Gibbon Dregs)
Boynton Beach FL
Debuted in Week 310 (Year 6)
1           1             1 1.000 20 308
  
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Ann Houston (AKA Noon Haunts)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1385 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Debbie Stewart (AKA Waterbed Bites)
Damascus MD
Debuted in Week 320 (Year 7)
1           1             1 1.000 20 304
  
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Sarah Jay (AKA Say, Rajah!)
Churchville MD
Debuted in Week 1168 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 17 339
  
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Richard Zorowitz (AKA O, Torrid Whiz-Czar!)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 1378 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Selma Ellis (AKA Sells E-mail)
Rolling Meadows IL
Debuted in Week 1137 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 6 632
  
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Gene Weingarten (AKA Great New Engine)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 338 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 62 141
  
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Miriam Nadel (AKA Milder Mania)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 1067 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
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Judith Wright (AKA Jr. Thug Hid Wit)
Indian Hills CO
Debuted in Week 1278 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
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Elliott Shevin (AKA Loveliest Hint)
Oak Park MI
Debuted in Week 1202 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 18 329
  
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Douglas Goralski (AKA Alkaloids Grog Us)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 1050 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1064
  
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Cheryl Davis (AKA Cash Devilry)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 342 (Year 8)
1                 1       1 1.000 58 147
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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G. T. Bowman (AKA Womb Gnat)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 476 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 11 457
  
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Ed Scarbrough (AKA Hardcore Bugs)
Germantown MD
Debuted in Week 1134 (Year 23)
1   1                     1 1.000 5 712
  
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Ivars Kuskevics (AKA Survive. Kick Ass.)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 1001 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 52 158
  
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Alan Zirkle (AKA Raze All Ink)
Fredericksburg VA
Debuted in Week 296 (Year 6)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
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Pam Sweeney (AKA Weepy MENSA)
Burlington MA
Debuted in Week 499 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 284 31
  
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Jennifer Martin Broadway (AKA New Dirty Job In Farm Arena)
Marquette MI
Debuted in Week 1357 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
113
Lynne "Vero Beach" Larkin (AKA Clearly Heaven-Born Ink)
Vero Beach FL
Debuted in Week 13 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 18 327
  
113
Malcolm Fleschner (AKA Calm Cells From Hen)
Palo Alto CA
Debuted in Week 310 (Year 6)
1           1             1 1.000 80 117
  
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Howard Walderman (AKA Raw and Mad Howler)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 212 (Year 5)
1           1             1 1.000 192 43
  
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Francis Canavan (AKA A Franciscan Van)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 1118 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 7 584
  
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Amanda Yanovitch (AKA I Had My Cat On A Van)
Midlothian VA
Debuted in Week 907 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 54 155
  
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Paul Duffy (AKA Duly A Puff)
Geneseo NY
Debuted in Week 1384 (Year 28)
1     1                   1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Chris Murphy (AKA Pyrrhic Mush)
Germantown MD
Debuted in Week 1341 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 4 855
  
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Frank Mullen III (AKA Am Ink Nullifier)
Aledo IL
Debuted in Week 438 (Year 9)
1       1                 1 1.000 49 166
  
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Beth Morgan (AKA Tomb Hanger)
San Francisco CA
Debuted in Week 499 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 35 203
  
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Sandy Riccardi (AKA Dry Cardiac Sin)
Petaluma CA
Debuted in Week 1287 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
113
Martin Bancroft (AKA Fact: Not Mr. Brain)
Bellevue WA
Debuted in Week 597 (Year 12)
1       1                 1 1.000 82 113
  
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Roger Dalrymple (AKA Elderly Program)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 351 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 129 68
  
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Richard Riccardi (AKA Rid Rich Acrid Car)
Petaluma CA
Debuted in Week 1287 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
113
Mark Holt (AKA Oh, Mr. Talk)
Ft. Washington MD
Debuted in Week 795 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 16 352
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Gregory Koch (AKA Grey Hog Cork)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 908 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 37 188
  
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Alejandro Cruz (AKA Crazed Journal)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1374 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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George Thompson (AKA No Gophers Got Me)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1294
  
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Steve Fahey (AKA Vast Fee? Hey!)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 104 (Year 3)
1 1                       1 1.000 192 44
  
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Joe Neff (AKA Fee of NJ)
Warrington PA
Debuted in Week 357 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 30 226
  
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Mark Nocera (AKA A Monk Racer)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1387 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
113
Brendan Beary (AKA Ran Beery Band)
Great Mills MD
Debuted in Week 195 (Year 4)
Most Imporved: 13
Loser of the Year: 13
Least Improved: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 13
Hall of Fame
1           1             1 1.000 1084 5
  
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Mary Giorgis (AKA I'm Sorry I Gag)
Crofton MD
Debuted in Week 1376 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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David Sarokin (AKA Savor Ink, I Add)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1381 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Elizabeth Kline (AKA Likeable Zenith)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 1008 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 9 501
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Carl Korn (AKA Corn Lark)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 1382 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Francesca Kelly (AKA Fey Cellar Snack)
Rome,
Debuted in Week 477 (Year 10)
1       1                 1 1.000 6 632
  
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Byron Miller (AKA Mr. Bill On Rye)
Cobble Hill,
Debuted in Week 1386 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
113
Mike Creveling (AKA Evil Creme King)
La Plata MD
Debuted in Week 913 (Year 19)
1                 1       1 1.000 17 334
  
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Kim Martin (AKA Trim A Mink)
Greencastle PA
Debuted in Week 216 (Year 5)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
113
Chuck Smith (AKA Hit Schmuck)
Woodbridge VA
Debuted in Week 6 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Society Co-Founder
Loser of the Year: 1, 2, 3
Top-Grossing Loser: 1, 2, 3
Hall of Fame
1           1             1 1.000 841 6
  
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Howard Ausden (AKA E-Awards Hound)
Damascus MD
Debuted in Week 1375 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Janet Griffin (AKA Fanjet Firing)
Madison WI
Debuted in Week 1016 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
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Bruce Yanovitch (AKA Boy Can Hit Curve)
Midlothian VA
Debuted in Week 982 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1394
  
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Dave Letizia (AKA I Dive At Zeal)
Pinehurst NC
Debuted in Week 974 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 10 490
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Bernard Brink (AKA Barn-Bred Rink)
Cleveland MO
Debuted in Week 759 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 18 329
  
113
Barb Sarshik (AKA Shark's Rabbi)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 565 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 47 172
  
113
Steve Glomb (AKA Met Veg Slob)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 853 (Year 17)
1           1             1 1.000 24 271
  
113
Bruce Carlson (AKA Curable Scorn)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 413 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 31 222
  
113
Steve Offutt (AKA Offset UT Vet)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 107 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 35 201
  
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Mike "Chevy Chase" Phillips
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 7 604
  
113
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Samuel Aaron (AKA Moral Nausea)
Newton MA
Debuted in Week 836 (Year 17)
1           1             1 1.000 4 855
  
113
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Ben Sack (AKA Be Snack)
Leesburg VA
Debuted in Week 1385 (Year 28)
1 1                       1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Mary Hanisco (AKA Shy Macaroni)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 1385 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
113
Barbara Turner (AKA Rear-Burnt Arab)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 524 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 165 55
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
113
Pie Snelson (AKA Sleeps In, No?)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 378 (Year 8)
1                 1       1 1.000 84 109
  
113
John Kustka (AKA Just OK, Hank)
Prince Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 712 (Year 15)
1           1             1 1.000 7 584
  
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Lil Tompkins (AKA Post Ink Mill)
Laurel MD
Debuted in Week 1384 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Terri Berg Smith (AKA Grim Beer Thirst)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1073 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 7 604
  
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Jonathan Miller (AKA Art In John? All Me!)
Downers Grove IL
Debuted in Week 1378 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
113
Seth Brown (AKA B-W Hornets)
North Adams MA
Debuted in Week 437 (Year 9)
Least Imporved: 11
1           1             1 1.000 244 36
  
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Lynda Hoover (AKA A Holy Vendor)
Shepherdstown WV
Debuted in Week 964 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1064
  
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Nancy Della Rovere (AKA Lovely Arcane Nerd)
Fairfax Station MD
Debuted in Week 1135 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 16 347
  
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Bill Cromwell (AKA Lower'll Climb)
Keswick VA
Debuted in Week 1385 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
113
Paul Kondis (AKA So Ink Up, Lad!)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 14 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1                 1       1 1.000 91 102
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Marc Shapiro (AKA Charisma Pro)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1082 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1064
  
113
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David Leveton (AKA Involved Date)
Gainesville VA
Debuted in Week 1015 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 4 855
  
113
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Jonathan Solomon (AKA Moans On John A Lot)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1377 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Darren Timothy (AKA Their Damn Tyro)
Bristow VA
Debuted in Week 594 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1064
  
113
Jeff Loren (AKA O.J. Elf Fern)
Manassas VA
Debuted in Week 814 (Year 17)
1           1             1 1.000 27 249
  
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Charles Trahan (AKA Her Charlatans)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 660 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 6 632
  
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Wayne Wilentz (AKA A Newly Zen Wit)
Montgomery Village MD
Debuted in Week 1378 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Tim Watts (AKA Twist Mat)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 918 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 5 712
  
113
Ira Allen (AKA A Real Nil)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 585 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 14
1             1           1 1.000 157 57
  
113
John Bunyan (AKA Uh, Nanny Job)
Cincinnati OH
Debuted in Week 772 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 14 385
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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George Smith (AKA Ghost Regime)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 560 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 23 274
  
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Fiona Smith (AKA I'm Not A Fish)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 1378 (Year 28)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2235
  
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Dottie Gray (AKA Argot Deity)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1006 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 11 441