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CURRENT STANDINGS FOR YEAR 27
Weeks 1322 - 1373
March 10, 2019 - March 1, 2020

UPDATED THROUGH WEEK 1340


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Year 27

Career
Year 27
Career
Rank Losers, with Granola Smears
Rookies are in GREEN (debuted after start of Year 26)
Weeks
of Ink
W Runners-Up H L I P T M A Totals Ink Per
Week
All Ink Rank
2 3 4 R
1
Jesse Frankovich (AKA Craven Fish Jokes)
Grand Ledge MI
Debuted in Week 554 (Year 12)
Loser of the Year: 24
Most Imporved: 24
Top-Grossing Loser: 25, 26
15 2 2 2     43   1   9 6   65 4.333 522 13
  
2
Duncan Stevens (AKA Unscented Vans)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 970 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 23
Loser of the Year: 25
15 2 1 3 1   46   2   1 1   57 3.800 418 15
  
3
Chris Doyle (AKA He Do Lyrics)
Denton TX
Debuted in Week 79 (Year 2)
Most Imporved: 8, 10
Loser of the Year: 10
Least Imporved: 13
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Top-Grossing Loser: 22, 23, 24
Hall of Fame
13   1 1 1   27       4 5   39 3.000 2139 1
  
4
Mark Raffman (AKA Frank Farm, Ma)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 979 (Year 20)
Loser of the Year: 23
Most Imporved: 25
Least Imporved: 26
Hall of Fame
12 1   1     30   1   2     35 2.917 603 10
  
5
Kevin Dopart (AKA Deviant Pork)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 626 (Year 13)
Rookie of the Year: 13
Loser of the Year: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
Hall of Fame
Least Imporved: 24
12   1   2   22     1 2     28 2.333 1467 4
  
6
Frank Osen (AKA Senna Fork)
Pasadena CA
Debuted in Week 938 (Year 19)
Most Imporved: 21
Loser of the Year: 22
Least Imporved: 23
13 1   1     26             28 2.154 437 14
  
6
Jeffrey Contompasis (AKA Enjoys Office Tramps)
Ashburn VA
Debuted in Week 558 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 17
Loser of the Year: 18
Hall of Fame
13 1   2     20   1 2   2   28 2.154 706 7
  
8
Danielle Nowlin (AKA Nailed Linen Owl)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 995 (Year 20)
Rookie of the Year: 21
Loser of the Year: 21
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Least Imporved: 22
7 1 1 1 1   11       1 1   17 2.429 324 28
  
9
Gary Crockett (AKA Get To Rack, Cry)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 871 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 18
Loser of the Year: 19
10   1   1   13   1         16 1.600 401 19
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
10
Frank Mann (AKA Frank-N-Man)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 996 (Year 20)
9   1 1     12             14 1.556 105 84
  
11
Beverley Sharp (AKA Brave Shy Leper)
Montgomery AL
Debuted in Week 604 (Year 13)
Loser of the Year: 16
Most Imporved: 20
Hall of Fame
8 1 1       8         2   12 1.500 686 8
  
12
David Peckarsky (AKA Vapid Dyke's Rack)
Tucson AZ
Debuted in Week 1195 (Year 24)
5 1     2   8             11 2.200 32 207
  
13
John Hutchins (AKA Unhitch Johns)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
Rookie of the Year: 24
7   2       9             11 1.571 118 72
  
14
Jonathan Jensen (AKA Jan Neatens John)
Baltimore MD
Debuted in Week 1287 (Year 26)
9           11             11 1.222 19 301
  
15
Jon Gearhart (AKA Jargon Hater)
Des Moines IA
Debuted in Week 1051 (Year 21)
Least Imporved: 25
7       1   5   1   2 1   10 1.429 205 40
  
15
Tom Witte (AKA Tome Twit)
Montgomery Village MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 15
Loser of the Year: 26
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
7           10             10 1.429 1548 2
  
17
Roy Ashley (AKA Horsey Lay)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 120 (Year 3)
Least Imporved: 17
8       1   9             10 1.250 412 17
  
17
Jon Ketzner (AKA Non-Jerk Zen)
Cumberland MD
Debuted in Week 1253 (Year 25)
Rookie of the Year: 26
8           9 1           10 1.250 30 214
  
17
Bill Dorner (AKA Boner Drill)
Indianapolis IN
Debuted in Week 885 (Year 18)
8 1         7         2   10 1.250 66 131
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
20
Todd DeLap (AKA Added Plot)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1039 (Year 21)
Rookie of the Year: 22
7   1       8             9 1.286 103 89
  
21
Sam Mertens (AKA Smartens Me)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
8   1       8             9 1.125 9 495
  
22
Drew Bennett (AKA Wet, Bent Nerd)
West Plains MO
Debuted in Week 635 (Year 13)
5   1       7             8 1.600 181 50
  
22
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Hildy Zampella (AKA My Pallid Hazel)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1140 (Year 23)
5 1         6 1           8 1.600 123 66
  
24
Pete Morelewicz (AKA Polemic Tweezer)
Frederick VA
Debuted in Week 704 (Year 15)
4   1   1   5             7 1.750 32 205
  
24
Elden Carnahan (AKA Andean Charnel)
Nether Scaggsville MD
Debuted in Week 22 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Society Co-Founder
Most Imporved: 2
Least Imporved: 3
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
4           4     3       7 1.750 576 11
  
26
Jeff Shirley (AKA Fish Fly, Jeer)
Richmond VA
Debuted in Week 1005 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 22
5           7             7 1.400 223 36
  
26
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Warren Tanabe (AKA A Neater Brawn)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 742 (Year 15)
5           7             7 1.400 120 69
  
28
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Steve "Potomac" Smith (AKA Machetes Stop Vomit)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
6 1   1     4 1           7 1.167 7 581
  
28
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Eric Nelkin (AKA E'er In Clink)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1286 (Year 26)
6   1       6             7 1.167 19 303
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
28
Neal Starkman (AKA Laments A Rank)
Seattle WA
Debuted in Week 944 (Year 19)
6     1     6             7 1.167 93 97
  
28
Lawrence McGuire (AKA Crueler New Magic)
Waldorf MD
Debuted in Week 419 (Year 9)
6       2   5             7 1.167 263 32
  
32
Laurie Brink (AKA A Burlier Ink)
Cleveland MO
Debuted in Week 708 (Year 15)
3     1     5             6 2.000 61 138
  
32
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Robyn Carlson (AKA Snarly Bronco)
Keyser WV
Debuted in Week 1026 (Year 21)
3           6             6 2.000 28 230
  
34
David Prevar (AKA Pravda Diver)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 339 (Year 8)
4     1     2     2   1   6 1.500 355 23
  
34
Matt Monitto (AKA Man Tit Motto)
Bristol CT
Debuted in Week 902 (Year 18)
4           4   1   1     6 1.500 138 60
  
36
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Marli Melton (AKA Minor Mallet)
Carmel Valley CA
Debuted in Week 1316 (Year 26)
5           6             6 1.200 7 581
  
36
Dave Zarrow (AKA Waved Razor)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 30 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Remaining Persistent Loser
5           6             6 1.200 354 24
  
38
Howard Walderman (AKA Raw and Mad Howler)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 212 (Year 5)
6   1       3     2       6 1.000 188 42
  
38
William C. Kennard (AKA Me Wild, Carnal Ink!)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 360 (Year 8)
6           3       1 2   6 1.000 75 118
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
40
Jonathan Paul (AKA Loan HP a Junta)
Garrett Park MD
Debuted in Week 136 (Year 3)
2     1 1   3             5 2.500 384 22
  
40
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Bernard Brink (AKA Barn-Bred Rink)
Cleveland MO
Debuted in Week 759 (Year 16)
2           5             5 2.500 17 328
  
42
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Debbie Stewart (AKA Waterbed Bites)
Damascus MD
Debuted in Week 320 (Year 7)
3           5             5 1.667 17 328
  
43
Barry Koch (AKA Ho! Cry, Bark!)
Catlett VA
Debuted in Week 697 (Year 14)
4           5             5 1.250 187 43
  
43
Steve Honley (AKA Svelte Honey)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 447 (Year 10)
4       1   4             5 1.250 95 95
  
43
Brendan Beary (AKA Ran Beery Band)
Great Mills MD
Debuted in Week 195 (Year 4)
Most Imporved: 13
Loser of the Year: 13
Least Improved: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 13
Hall of Fame
4     1     4             5 1.250 1075 5
  
43
Craig Dykstra (AKA Gray Rat's Dick)
Centreville VA
Debuted in Week 792 (Year 16)
Rookie of the Year: 17
Loser of the Year: 17
Most Imporved: 18
Least Imporved: 19
4       1   4             5 1.250 332 27
  
47
J. Larry Schott (AKA Cry "Hart Jolts!")
West Plains MO
Debuted in Week 277 (Year 6)
Most Imporved: 26
5           4     1       5 1.000 86 102
  
48
Mark Calandra (AKA Mr. Canada Lark)
Sudbury MA
Debuted in Week 1221 (Year 25)
2           4             4 2.000 17 328
  
48
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Michelle Christophorou (AKA I'll Spot Her Choice Humor)
Guildford,
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
2           4             4 2.000 4 1010
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
48
Pam Sweeney (AKA Weepy MENSA)
Burlington MA
Debuted in Week 499 (Year 11)
2           4             4 2.000 282 31
  
51
Robert Schechter (AKA Sober Retch Retch)
Dix Hills NY
Debuted in Week 931 (Year 19)
Loser of the Year: 20
Rookie of the Year: 20
Least Imporved: 21
3       1   3             4 1.333 217 38
  
51
Rob Huffman (AKA Burn Off Ham!)
Fredericksburg VA
Debuted in Week 918 (Year 19)
3           4             4 1.333 208 39
  
53
Dan Helming (AKA Hind-Leg Man)
Maplewood NJ
Debuted in Week 440 (Year 10)
4   1       3             4 1.000 25 256
  
53
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Greg Dobbins (AKA Gibbon Dregs)
Boynton Beach FL
Debuted in Week 310 (Year 6)
4           4             4 1.000 19 297
  
53
Ann Martin (AKA Arm-Tannin')
Brentwood MD
Debuted in Week 547 (Year 11)
4           4             4 1.000 103 88
  
53
Gregory Koch (AKA Grey Hog Cork)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 908 (Year 18)
4           4             4 1.000 33 200
  
53
Jesse Rifkin (AKA If Inks, Jeers)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1324 (Year 27)
4           4             4 1.000 4 828
  
58
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Bob Kruger (AKA Bug Broker)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1271 (Year 26)
1           3             3 3.000 15 360
  
58
Gene Weingarten (AKA Great New Engine)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 338 (Year 8)
1           2   1         3 3.000 59 143
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
58
Harold Mantle (AKA Maternal Hold)
Walnut Creek CA
Debuted in Week 5 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           3             3 3.000 60 140
  
61
Rob Wolf (AKA Fowl Bro)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 763 (Year 16)
2           3             3 1.500 51 157
  
61
Roger Dalrymple (AKA Elderly Program)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 351 (Year 8)
2           3             3 1.500 121 68
  
61
Steve Fahey (AKA Vast Fee? Hey!)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 104 (Year 3)
2           3             3 1.500 187 44
  
61
Barbara Turner (AKA Rear-Burnt Arab)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 524 (Year 11)
2           3             3 1.500 158 55
  
65
Ben Aronin (AKA Born Inane)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 350 (Year 8)
3           3             3 1.000 94 96
  
65
Rob Cohen (AKA Echo-Born)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 765 (Year 16)
3 1         2             3 1.000 76 116
  
65
John McCooey (AKA Ye Mojo Conch)
Rehoboth Beach DE
Debuted in Week 903 (Year 18)
3           3             3 1.000 81 109
  
65
Rick Haynes (AKA He Is Cranky)
Ocean Cith MD
Debuted in Week 323 (Year 7)
3           3             3 1.000 159 53
  
65
Luke Baker (AKA Bleaker UK)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 1274 (Year 26)
3           3             3 1.000 7 564
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
65
Melissa Balmain (AKA Salable Animism)
Rochester NY
Debuted in Week 941 (Year 19)
3           3             3 1.000 151 57
  
65
Ward Kay (AKA Dark Way)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 58 (Year 2)
3           3             3 1.000 109 80
  
65
Lee Graham (AKA Eagle Harm)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
3           3             3 1.000 12 406
  
65
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George Smith (AKA Ghost Regime)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 560 (Year 12)
3           3             3 1.000 21 273
  
74
David Hammond (AKA Hmm, An Odd Diva)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 1325 (Year 27)
1 1         1             2 2.000 2 1988
  
74
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Jerome Uher (AKA Jeer Our Hem)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 481 (Year 10)
1   1       1             2 2.000 10 468
  
74
Kathy Fraeman (AKA Freaky Man Hat)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 230 (Year 5)
1           2             2 2.000 85 103
  
74
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George Thompson (AKA No Gophers Got Me)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
1           2             2 2.000 2 1988
  
74
John O'Byrne (AKA No Horny Jeb)
Dublin,
Debuted in Week 334 (Year 8)
1           2             2 2.000 182 49
  
79
Jeff Hazle (AKA Elf Haj Fez)
San Antonio TX
Debuted in Week 802 (Year 16)
2 1         1             2 1.000 105 83
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
79
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Becky V. Fisher (AKA By Hick's Fever)
Madison WI
Debuted in Week 969 (Year 20)
2           2             2 1.000 9 495
  
79
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Stephen Gilberg (AKA Gentle Pig Herbs)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 759 (Year 16)
2           2             2 1.000 9 495
  
79
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Perry Beider (AKA Red Berry Pie)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 735 (Year 15)
2           2             2 1.000 31 209
  
79
Dave Airozo (AKA A Varied Zoo)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 919 (Year 19)
2           2             2 1.000 29 219
  
79
Marni Penning Coleman (AKA No-Name Planning Crime)
unknown,
Debuted in Week 670 (Year 14)
2 1         1             2 1.000 29 217
  
79
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Dan Gibson-Reinemer (AKA Bring Me One Sardine!)
Alamosa CO
Debuted in Week 1324 (Year 27)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1363
  
79
Jonathan Hardis (AKA Had a Short Ninja)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 907 (Year 18)
2           2             2 1.000 63 136
  
79
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Dinah Rokach (AKA Ah, Rich and OK)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1262 (Year 25)
2           2             2 1.000 6 612
  
79
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Diane Lucitt (AKA Titanic Duel)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 1291 (Year 26)
2     1     1             2 1.000 4 828
  
79
Chuck Helwig (AKA Hug, Chew, Lick)
Centreville VA
Debuted in Week 1274 (Year 26)
2           2             2 1.000 7 581
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
79
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Elliott Shevin (AKA Loveliest Hint)
Oak Park MI
Debuted in Week 1202 (Year 24)
2           2             2 1.000 16 340
  
79
William Stutzman (AKA Until Imams Waltz)
Millersburg OH
Debuted in Week 894 (Year 18)
2           2             2 1.000 13 390
  
79
Martin Bancroft (AKA Fact: Not Mr. Brain)
Bellevue WA
Debuted in Week 597 (Year 12)
2           2             2 1.000 79 113
  
79
Stephen Dudzik (AKA "Puke" Zenith, DDS)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 8
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
2           2             2 1.000 561 12
  
79
Bird Waring (AKA Grr! I Win Bad.)
Larchmont NY
Debuted in Week 455 (Year 10)
2           2             2 1.000 186 45
  
79
David Kleinbard (AKA A Kind, Drab Devil)
Mamaroneck NY
Debuted in Week 169 (Year 4)
2       1   1             2 1.000 110 79
  
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Mike "Washington" Phillips (AKA Hopin' Mishaps Will Get Ink)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1363
  
79
Brian Allgar (AKA All-Rag Brain)
Paris,
Debuted in Week 970 (Year 20)
2           2             2 1.000 34 195
  
79
Russell Beland (AKA Dullness Baler)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 73 (Year 2)
Least Imporved: 6, 10
Most Imporved: 7, 11, 12
Loser of the Year: 9, 11, 12
Top-Grossing Loser: 9, 11, 12
Hall of Fame
2           1     1       2 1.000 1540 3
  
79
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Mary McNamara (AKA Mr. Canary Mama)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1222 (Year 25)
2           2             2 1.000 9 495
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
79
Michelle Stupak (AKA Kaput Schlemiel)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 532 (Year 11)
2           2             2 1.000 100 93
  
79
Nan Reiner (AKA Ran Erne In)
Boca Raton FL
Debuted in Week 877 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 19
2           1     1       2 1.000 417 16
  
79
Bill Spencer (AKA Snip! (Reb Cell))
Cockeysville MD
Debuted in Week 423 (Year 9)
2           2             2 1.000 71 125
  
79
Seth Tucker (AKA Utters "Heck!")
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 866 (Year 18)
2           2             2 1.000 47 165
  
79
Jeff Loren (AKA O.J. Elf Fern)
Manassas VA
Debuted in Week 814 (Year 17)
2           2             2 1.000 24 262
  
79
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Daphne Steinberg (AKA Bashing Repented)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 997 (Year 20)
2                 2       2 1.000 11 428
  
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John Winant (AKA John Want In)
Bellevue NE
Debuted in Week 863 (Year 18)
2           2             2 1.000 14 376
  
107
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Rivka Liss-Levinson (AKA Snails Involve Risk)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1142 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 8 553
  
107
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Jesse Etelson (AKA Seen Sole Jest)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 8 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 6 648
  
107
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Tommy Thompson (AKA Nymph Mom Toots)
Richmond VA
Debuted in Week 1333 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
107
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Julie Gaddy
New Market MD
Debuted in Week 1330 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
107
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Gillian Smith (AKA I'm All Insight)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
107
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Zachary Levine (AKA Zany Chevalier#)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1293 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 4 953
  
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Kristin Braly (AKA Library Stink)
Baltimore MD
Debuted in Week 1301 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1037
  
107
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Karen Van Buren (AKA Uneven Rank Bar)
Los Altos CA
Debuted in Week 1234 (Year 25)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1037
  
107
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Sarah Walsh (AKA A Shawl Rash)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1324 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
107
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Jim Holt (AKA Jolt Him)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 528 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 4 828
  
107
Josh Feldblyum (AKA Josh My Full Bed)
Louisville KY
Debuted in Week 462 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 31 213
  
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Ellis Burruss (AKA Bills Userers)
Brunswick MD
Debuted in Week 1322 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
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Lynne "Glenn Dale" Larkin (AKA Learn Legend; Kill Nanny)
Glenn Dale MD
Debuted in Week 973 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1037
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Eva Monastersky (AKA Starves A Monkey)
Mountain View CA
Debuted in Week 1333 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
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Michelle Gluck (AKA Lick Glum Leech)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 357 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1363
  
107
John Greenlees (AKA He Ogles Jenner)
Burke VA
Debuted in Week 1322 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
107
Brian Cohen (AKA Inborn Ache)
Winston-Salem NC
Debuted in Week 613 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 43 173
  
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Amy Lane (AKA May Lean)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 1330 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
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Ed Neveleff (AKA Even Fed Elf)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
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Milo Sauer (AKA Sour E-mail)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 441 (Year 10)
Rookie of the Year: 10
Least Imporved: 12
1           1             1 1.000 103 90
  
107
J. J. Gertler (AKA Lt. J. J. Greer)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 297 (Year 6)
1 1                       1 1.000 16 336
  
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Donna Roscoe (AKA Ocean Donors)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
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Laurel Gainor (AKA A Regular Lion)
Great Falls VA
Debuted in Week 656 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 8 519
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Bob Clifford (AKA Off Bold Crib)
Brookeville MD
Debuted in Week 1158 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1363
  
107
Larry Carnahan (AKA "Ran a Clan" Harry)
Peabody MA
Debuted in Week 551 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 14 365
  
107
Ed Gordon (AKA Good Nerd)
Austin TX
Debuted in Week 422 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 79 112
  
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Larry Passar (AKA Sly Rasp: "Aarr!")
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 1117 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 5 759
  
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Richard Franklin
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1330 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
107
Larry Neal (AKA Near Rally)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 1023 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 14 372
  
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William Pifer-Foote (AKA Faerie Pillow Motif)
Leesport PA
Debuted in Week 375 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 4 828
  
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Alex Blackwood (AKA Cooked Wax Ball)
Houston TX
Debuted in Week 1142 (Year 23)
1               1         1 1.000 7 581
  
107
Marty McCullen (AKA Can't Mull Mercy)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 477 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 115 75
  
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Ivars Kuskevics (AKA Survive. Kick Ass.)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 1001 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 49 160
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
107
Malcolm Fleschner (AKA Calm Cells From Hen)
Palo Alto CA
Debuted in Week 310 (Year 6)
1           1             1 1.000 76 117
  
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Brett Dimaio (AKA Mad Riot, I Bet)
Cumberland MD
Debuted in Week 1333 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
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Terry Reimer (AKA Retire Merry)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 948 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 4 828
  
107
Valerie Holt (AKA Lovelier Hat)
Ft. Washington MD
Debuted in Week 555 (Year 12)
1                 1       1 1.000 6 612
  
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Sarah Gilberg
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1330 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
107
Kathy El-Assal (AKA A Talky Hassle)
Middleton WI
Debuted in Week 923 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 52 155
  
107
Steven Price (AKA Never Septic)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 552 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 29 221
  
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Beth Morgan (AKA Tomb Hanger)
San Francisco CA
Debuted in Week 499 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 34 198
  
107
Brian Broadus (AKA Barbarous Din)
Charlottesville VA
Debuted in Week 204 (Year 4)
Most Imporved: 6
1           1             1 1.000 118 73
  
107
Dave Ferry (AKA Yard Fever)
Purvis MS
Debuted in Week 18 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 71 124
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
107
Mark Holt (AKA Oh, Mr. Talk)
Ft. Washington MD
Debuted in Week 795 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 13 390
  
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Mike McCumber (AKA Muck Me, Crib Me)
Gambrills MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
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Michael Rolfe (AKA A Comfier Hell)
Cape Town,
Debuted in Week 1148 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 15 348
  
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Mary Ellen Stroupe (AKA Snarely Petroleum)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1284 (Year 26)
1                 1       1 1.000 3 1037
  
107
Bruce Alter (AKA Ace Blurter)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 47 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 119 70
  
107
John Kupiec (AKA I Punch Joke)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 15 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1                 1       1 1.000 38 180
  
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Elizabeth Kline (AKA Likeable Zenith)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 1008 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 8 519
  
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Bill FitzPatrick (AKA Clap, Flirt, Kibitz)
Rochester NY
Debuted in Week 1259 (Year 25)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1265
  
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Heather Spence (AKA Has Threepence)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 967 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 14 372
  
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Janine Borofka (AKA No Banjo Freak, I)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 1331 (Year 27)
1                 1       1 1.000 1 2185
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
107
Steve Langer (AKA Verse Tangle)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 636 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 39 179
  
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Maddy Vieth (AKA Ha! My TV Died!)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1325 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
107
John Shea (AKA Oh, He's Jan)
Philadelphia PA
Debuted in Week 476 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 75 119
  
107
Mike Creveling (AKA Evil Creme King)
La Plata MD
Debuted in Week 913 (Year 19)
1                 1       1 1.000 15 348
  
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Tom Gleason (AKA Met No Goals)
Lawrence KS
Debuted in Week 1303 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1037
  
107
William Joyner (AKA My Airline Jowl)
Chapel Hill NC
Debuted in Week 413 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 7 581
  
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Diana Oertel (AKA A Lone Tirade)
San Francisco CA
Debuted in Week 967 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 5 686
  
107
Peter Metrinko (AKA Pike Tormenter)
Gainesville VA
Debuted in Week 503 (Year 11)
Least Imporved: 16
1           1             1 1.000 321 29
  
107
William Collinge (AKA Camel-Oiling Will)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 498 (Year 11)
1       1                 1 1.000 6 612
  
107
Michael Gips (AKA He's Lip Magic)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 509 (Year 11)
Most Imporved: 19
1           1             1 1.000 248 33
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Jerry Lugar (AKA Jury Glarer)
Hampton VA
Debuted in Week 1325 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
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Dave Silberstein (AKA Verbal Densities)
College Park MD
Debuted in Week 957 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 26 241
  
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Andrew Hatziyannis (AKA New Insanity Hazard)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1022 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 4 828
  
107
Barb Sarshik (AKA Shark's Rabbi)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 565 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 44 171
  
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Dave Wyman (AKA Wavy-Maned)
Ann Arbor MI
Debuted in Week 1274 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1363
  
107
Bruce Carlson (AKA Curable Scorn)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 413 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 29 217
  
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Laura Bennett Peterson (AKA Beat, Unrepentant Loser)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 344 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 29 223
  
107
Art Grinath (AKA Rag-Thin Rat)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 106 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 397 20
  
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Jeff Lubbers (AKA Jr. Flubs Beef)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 193 (Year 4)
1           1             1 1.000 4 953
  
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Maggie Haring (AKA Gain Harem Gig)
Leesburg VA
Debuted in Week 1260 (Year 25)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1363
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Sean Bender-Prouty (AKA Burned Sane Poetry)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1254 (Year 25)
1     1                   1 1.000 4 828
  
107
Noah Meyerson (AKA Honey Moaners)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 46 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 23 265
  
107
Pie Snelson (AKA Sleeps In, No?)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 378 (Year 8)
1                 1       1 1.000 81 108
  
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Patty Hardee (AKA Heated Party)
Flint Hill VA
Debuted in Week 797 (Year 16)
1                 1       1 1.000 4 828
  
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Katherine Carwile (AKA A Heretical Winker)
College Station TX
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
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Bob McKenty
Matawan NJ
Debuted in Week 1329 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
107
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Terri Berg Smith (AKA Grim Beer Thirst)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1073 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 5 759
  
107
Jesse Aronson (AKA So Jeans Snore?)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1210 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1363
  
107
Dion Black (AKA A Bold Nick)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 839 (Year 17)
1           1             1 1.000 71 126
  
107
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Allen Haywood (AKA Yawned "Halloo!")
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1325 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2185
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Gordon Cobb (AKA Corn-Dog Bob)
Atlanta GA
Debuted in Week 955 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 21 274
  
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Nancy Della Rovere (AKA Lovely Arcane Nerd)
Fairfax Station MD
Debuted in Week 1135 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 15 346
  
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Mia Wyatt (AKA Waa! My Tit!)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 759 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 7 564
  
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Steve McClemons (AKA Commence TV-less)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 665 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 19 308
  
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David Schildkret (AKA Devil's Dark Ditch)
Chandler AZ
Debuted in Week 649 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 5 686
  
107
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Connie Dobbins Akers (AKA Do Obscene Brains Ink?)
Radford VA
Debuted in Week 1270 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1037
  
107
Paul Burnham (AKA Human Burlap)
Gainesville VA
Debuted in Week 656 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 20 290
  
107
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Tim Watts (AKA Twist Mat)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 918 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 4 828
  
107
Ira Allen (AKA A Real Nil)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 585 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 14
1           1             1 1.000 151 56
  
107
Mark Richardson (AKA Ardor Charms Ink)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 840 (Year 17)
1 1                       1 1.000 56 148
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Clifford Fishman (AKA F-flinch For Maids)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 729 (Year 15)
1           1             1 1.000 4 828
  
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Rick Bromberg (AKA Mock Bribe, Grr)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1306 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1363
  
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Ray Gallucci (AKA Cry Caligula)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 1061 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 11 444