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CURRENT STANDINGS FOR YEAR 27
Weeks 1322 - 1373
March 10, 2019 - March 1, 2020

UPDATED THROUGH WEEK 1332


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KEY TO TABLE:

Year 27

Career
Year 27
Career
Rank Losers, with Granola Smears
Rookies are in GREEN (debuted after start of Year 26)
Weeks
of Ink
W Runners-Up H L I P T M A Totals Ink Per
Week
All Ink Rank
2 3 4 R
1
Jesse Frankovich (AKA Craven Fish Jokes)
Grand Ledge MI
Debuted in Week 554 (Year 12)
Loser of the Year: 24
Most Imporved: 24
Top-Grossing Loser: 25, 26
8 1 2 1     23   1   6 5   39 4.875 496 13
  
2
Duncan Stevens (AKA Unscented Vans)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 970 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 23
Loser of the Year: 25
8 1 1 1     22   2     1   28 3.500 389 21
  
3
Mark Raffman (AKA Frank Farm, Ma)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 979 (Year 20)
Loser of the Year: 23
Most Imporved: 25
Hall of Fame
6 1   1     20   1         23 3.833 591 10
  
4
Chris Doyle (AKA He Do Lyrics)
Denton TX
Debuted in Week 79 (Year 2)
Most Imporved: 8, 10
Loser of the Year: 10
Least Imporved: 13
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Top-Grossing Loser: 22, 23, 24
Hall of Fame
6           14       2 3   19 3.167 2119 1
  
5
Jeffrey Contompasis (AKA Enjoys Office Tramps)
Ashburn VA
Debuted in Week 558 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 17
Loser of the Year: 18
Hall of Fame
7 1   1     14   1 1       18 2.571 696 7
  
6
Danielle Nowlin (AKA Nailed Linen Owl)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 995 (Year 20)
Rookie of the Year: 21
Loser of the Year: 21
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Least Imporved: 22
6 1 1 1 1   10       1 1   16 2.667 323 28
  
7
Kevin Dopart (AKA Deviant Pork)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 626 (Year 13)
Rookie of the Year: 13
Loser of the Year: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
Hall of Fame
Least Imporved: 24
7       2   11     1 2     16 2.286 1455 4
  
8
Frank Osen (AKA Senna Fork)
Pasadena CA
Debuted in Week 938 (Year 19)
Most Imporved: 21
Loser of the Year: 22
Least Imporved: 23
6 1         13             14 2.333 423 14
  
9
John Hutchins (AKA Unhitch Johns)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
Rookie of the Year: 24
5   1       7             8 1.600 115 74
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
10
Todd DeLap (AKA Added Plot)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1039 (Year 21)
Rookie of the Year: 22
6   1       7             8 1.333 102 87
  
11
David Peckarsky (AKA Vapid Dyke's Rack)
Tucson AZ
Debuted in Week 1195 (Year 24)
2 1         6             7 3.500 28 230
  
12
Gary Crockett (AKA Get To Rack, Cry)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 871 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 18
Loser of the Year: 19
4           7             7 1.750 392 20
  
12
Frank Mann (AKA Frank-N-Man)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 996 (Year 20)
4   1 1     5             7 1.750 98 93
  
12
Drew Bennett (AKA Wet, Bent Nerd)
West Plains MO
Debuted in Week 635 (Year 13)
4   1       6             7 1.750 180 50
  
15
Jon Ketzner (AKA Non-Jerk Zen)
Cumberland MD
Debuted in Week 1253 (Year 25)
5           6 1           7 1.400 27 240
  
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Robyn Carlson (AKA Snarly Bronco)
Keyser WV
Debuted in Week 1026 (Year 21)
3           6             6 2.000 28 225
  
17
Tom Witte (AKA Tome Twit)
Montgomery Village MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 15
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
4           6             6 1.500 1544 2
  
18
Roy Ashley (AKA Horsey Lay)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 120 (Year 3)
Least Imporved: 17
5       1   5             6 1.200 408 16
  
18
Jonathan Jensen (AKA Jan Neatens John)
Baltimore MD
Debuted in Week 1287 (Year 26)
5           6             6 1.200 14 370
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
18
Neal Starkman (AKA Laments A Rank)
Seattle WA
Debuted in Week 944 (Year 19)
5     1     5             6 1.200 92 96
  
21
Jeff Shirley (AKA Fish Fly, Jeer)
Richmond VA
Debuted in Week 1005 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 22
3           5             5 1.667 221 36
  
22
Barry Koch (AKA Ho! Cry, Bark!)
Catlett VA
Debuted in Week 697 (Year 14)
4           5             5 1.250 187 42
  
22
Jon Gearhart (AKA Jargon Hater)
Des Moines IA
Debuted in Week 1051 (Year 21)
Least Imporved: 25
4       1   3       1     5 1.250 200 40
  
22
Bill Dorner (AKA Boner Drill)
Indianapolis IN
Debuted in Week 885 (Year 18)
4 1         3         1   5 1.250 61 137
  
25
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Debbie Stewart (AKA Waterbed Bites)
Damascus MD
Debuted in Week 320 (Year 7)
2           4             4 2.000 16 335
  
26
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Sam Mertens (AKA Smartens Me)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
3           4             4 1.333 4 946
  
26
Robert Schechter (AKA Sober Retch Retch)
Dix Hills NY
Debuted in Week 931 (Year 19)
Loser of the Year: 20
Rookie of the Year: 20
Least Imporved: 21
3       1   3             4 1.333 217 38
  
26
Brendan Beary (AKA Ran Beery Band)
Great Mills MD
Debuted in Week 195 (Year 4)
Most Imporved: 13
Loser of the Year: 13
Least Improved: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 13
Hall of Fame
3     1     3             4 1.333 1074 5
  
26
Craig Dykstra (AKA Gray Rat's Dick)
Centreville VA
Debuted in Week 792 (Year 16)
Rookie of the Year: 17
Loser of the Year: 17
Most Imporved: 18
Least Imporved: 19
3       1   3             4 1.333 331 27
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
26
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Warren Tanabe (AKA A Neater Brawn)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 742 (Year 15)
3           4             4 1.333 117 71
  
26
Lawrence McGuire (AKA Crueler New Magic)
Waldorf MD
Debuted in Week 419 (Year 9)
3       1   3             4 1.333 260 32
  
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Eric Nelkin (AKA E'er In Clink)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1286 (Year 26)
4           4             4 1.000 16 335
  
32
William C. Kennard (AKA Me Wild, Carnal Ink!)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 360 (Year 8)
4           2       1 1   4 1.000 73 121
  
34
Mark Calandra (AKA Mr. Canada Lark)
Sudbury MA
Debuted in Week 1221 (Year 25)
1           3             3 3.000 16 335
  
34
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Bernard Brink (AKA Barn-Bred Rink)
Cleveland MO
Debuted in Week 759 (Year 16)
1           3             3 3.000 15 349
  
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Pete Morelewicz (AKA Polemic Tweezer)
Frederick VA
Debuted in Week 704 (Year 15)
2           3             3 1.500 28 225
  
36
Laurie Brink (AKA A Burlier Ink)
Cleveland MO
Debuted in Week 708 (Year 15)
2     1     2             3 1.500 58 141
  
36
Beverley Sharp (AKA Brave Shy Leper)
Montgomery AL
Debuted in Week 604 (Year 13)
Loser of the Year: 16
Most Imporved: 20
Hall of Fame
2 1         2             3 1.500 677 8
  
36
Elden Carnahan (AKA Andean Charnel)
Nether Scaggsville MD
Debuted in Week 22 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Society Co-Founder
Most Imporved: 2
Least Imporved: 3
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
2           2     1       3 1.500 572 11
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
36
Steve Honley (AKA Svelte Honey)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 447 (Year 10)
2       1   2             3 1.500 93 95
  
36
Roger Dalrymple (AKA Elderly Program)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 351 (Year 8)
2           3             3 1.500 121 67
  
36
David Prevar (AKA Pravda Diver)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 339 (Year 8)
2           1     1   1   3 1.500 352 23
  
43
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Steve "Potomac" Smith (AKA Machetes Stop Vomit)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
3     1     1 1           3 1.000 3 1030
  
43
John McCooey (AKA Ye Mojo Conch)
Rehoboth Beach DE
Debuted in Week 903 (Year 18)
3           3             3 1.000 81 108
  
43
Howard Walderman (AKA Raw and Mad Howler)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 212 (Year 5)
3   1       1     1       3 1.000 185 45
  
46
David Hammond (AKA Hmm, An Odd Diva)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 1325 (Year 27)
1 1         1             2 2.000 2 1981
  
46
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Jerome Uher (AKA Jeer Our Hem)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 481 (Year 10)
1   1       1             2 2.000 10 467
  
46
Kathy Fraeman (AKA Freaky Man Hat)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 230 (Year 5)
1           2             2 2.000 85 102
  
46
Jonathan Paul (AKA Loan HP a Junta)
Garrett Park MD
Debuted in Week 136 (Year 3)
1     1     1             2 2.000 381 22
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
46
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George Thompson (AKA No Gophers Got Me)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
1           2             2 2.000 2 1981
  
46
John O'Byrne (AKA No Horny Jeb)
Dublin,
Debuted in Week 334 (Year 8)
1           2             2 2.000 182 49
  
46
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Hildy Zampella (AKA My Pallid Hazel)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1140 (Year 23)
1           2             2 2.000 117 72
  
53
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Stephen Gilberg (AKA Gentle Pig Herbs)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 759 (Year 16)
2           2             2 1.000 9 495
  
53
J. Larry Schott (AKA Cry "Hart Jolts!")
West Plains MO
Debuted in Week 277 (Year 6)
2           2             2 1.000 83 105
  
53
Dave Airozo (AKA A Varied Zoo)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 919 (Year 19)
2           2             2 1.000 29 214
  
53
Dan Helming (AKA Hind-Leg Man)
Maplewood NJ
Debuted in Week 440 (Year 10)
2   1       1             2 1.000 23 266
  
53
Rob Cohen (AKA Echo-Born)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 765 (Year 16)
2           2             2 1.000 75 117
  
53
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Greg Dobbins (AKA Gibbon Dregs)
Boynton Beach FL
Debuted in Week 310 (Year 6)
2           2             2 1.000 17 315
  
53
Rick Haynes (AKA He Is Cranky)
Ocean Cith MD
Debuted in Week 323 (Year 7)
2           2             2 1.000 158 54
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
53
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Elliott Shevin (AKA Loveliest Hint)
Oak Park MI
Debuted in Week 1202 (Year 24)
2           2             2 1.000 16 335
  
53
William Stutzman (AKA Until Imams Waltz)
Millersburg OH
Debuted in Week 894 (Year 18)
2           2             2 1.000 13 386
  
53
Martin Bancroft (AKA Fact: Not Mr. Brain)
Bellevue WA
Debuted in Week 597 (Year 12)
2           2             2 1.000 79 113
  
53
Bird Waring (AKA Grr! I Win Bad.)
Larchmont NY
Debuted in Week 455 (Year 10)
2           2             2 1.000 186 43
  
53
David Kleinbard (AKA A Kind, Drab Devil)
Mamaroneck NY
Debuted in Week 169 (Year 4)
2       1   1             2 1.000 110 79
  
53
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Mary McNamara (AKA Mr. Canary Mama)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1222 (Year 25)
2           2             2 1.000 9 495
  
53
Matt Monitto (AKA Man Tit Motto)
Bristol CT
Debuted in Week 902 (Year 18)
2           2             2 1.000 134 61
  
53
Jesse Rifkin (AKA If Inks, Jeers)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1324 (Year 27)
2           2             2 1.000 2 1357
  
53
Lee Graham (AKA Eagle Harm)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
2           2             2 1.000 11 442
  
53
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George Smith (AKA Ghost Regime)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 560 (Year 12)
2           2             2 1.000 20 294
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
70
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Jesse Etelson (AKA Seen Sole Jest)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 8 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 6 640
  
70
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Gillian Smith (AKA I'm All Insight)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
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Zachary Levine (AKA Zany Chevalier#)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1293 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 4 946
  
70
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Karen Van Buren (AKA Uneven Rank Bar)
Los Altos CA
Debuted in Week 1234 (Year 25)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1030
  
70
Jeff Hazle (AKA Elf Haj Fez)
San Antonio TX
Debuted in Week 802 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 104 85
  
70
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Sarah Walsh (AKA A Shawl Rash)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1324 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
Josh Feldblyum (AKA Josh My Full Bed)
Louisville KY
Debuted in Week 462 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 31 209
  
70
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Ellis Burruss (AKA Bills Userers)
Brunswick MD
Debuted in Week 1322 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
Ben Aronin (AKA Born Inane)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 350 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 92 97
  
70
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Lynne "Glenn Dale" Larkin (AKA Learn Legend; Kill Nanny)
Glenn Dale MD
Debuted in Week 973 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1030
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
70
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Michelle Gluck (AKA Lick Glum Leech)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 357 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1357
  
70
John Greenlees (AKA He Ogles Jenner)
Burke VA
Debuted in Week 1322 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
Rob Wolf (AKA Fowl Bro)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 763 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 49 160
  
70
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Ed Neveleff (AKA Even Fed Elf)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
J. J. Gertler (AKA Lt. J. J. Greer)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 297 (Year 6)
1 1                       1 1.000 16 331
  
70
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Donna Roscoe (AKA Ocean Donors)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
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Marli Melton (AKA Minor Mallet)
Carmel Valley CA
Debuted in Week 1316 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1357
  
70
Larry Carnahan (AKA "Ran a Clan" Harry)
Peabody MA
Debuted in Week 551 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 14 361
  
70
Ed Gordon (AKA Good Nerd)
Austin TX
Debuted in Week 422 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 79 112
  
70
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Larry Passar (AKA Sly Rasp: "Aarr!")
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 1117 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 5 755
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
70
Marni Penning Coleman (AKA No-Name Planning Crime)
unknown,
Debuted in Week 670 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 28 225
  
70
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Dan Gibson-Reinemer (AKA Bring Me One Sardine!)
Alamosa CO
Debuted in Week 1324 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
Jonathan Hardis (AKA Had a Short Ninja)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 907 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 62 135
  
70
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Dinah Rokach (AKA Ah, Rich and OK)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1262 (Year 25)
1           1             1 1.000 5 680
  
70
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Michelle Christophorou (AKA I'll Spot Her Choice Humor)
Guildford,
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
Ann Martin (AKA Arm-Tannin')
Brentwood MD
Debuted in Week 547 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 100 91
  
70
Chuck Helwig (AKA Hug, Chew, Lick)
Centreville VA
Debuted in Week 1274 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 6 640
  
70
Luke Baker (AKA Bleaker UK)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 1274 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 5 680
  
70
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William Pifer-Foote (AKA Faerie Pillow Motif)
Leesport PA
Debuted in Week 375 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 4 824
  
70
Marty McCullen (AKA Can't Mull Mercy)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 477 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 115 75
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
70
Pam Sweeney (AKA Weepy MENSA)
Burlington MA
Debuted in Week 499 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 279 31
  
70
Malcolm Fleschner (AKA Calm Cells From Hen)
Palo Alto CA
Debuted in Week 310 (Year 6)
1           1             1 1.000 76 116
  
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Terry Reimer (AKA Retire Merry)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 948 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 4 824
  
70
Melissa Balmain (AKA Salable Animism)
Rochester NY
Debuted in Week 941 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 149 57
  
70
Kathy El-Assal (AKA A Talky Hassle)
Middleton WI
Debuted in Week 923 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 52 155
  
70
Steven Price (AKA Never Septic)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 552 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 29 216
  
70
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Beth Morgan (AKA Tomb Hanger)
San Francisco CA
Debuted in Week 499 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 34 197
  
70
Brian Broadus (AKA Barbarous Din)
Charlottesville VA
Debuted in Week 204 (Year 4)
Most Imporved: 6
1           1             1 1.000 118 70
  
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Mike McCumber (AKA Muck Me, Crib Me)
Gambrills MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
Dave Zarrow (AKA Waved Razor)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 30 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Remaining Persistent Loser
1           1             1 1.000 349 24
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
70
Steve Fahey (AKA Vast Fee? Hey!)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 104 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 185 47
  
70
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Mary Ellen Stroupe (AKA Snarely Petroleum)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1284 (Year 26)
1                 1       1 1.000 3 1030
  
70
Bruce Alter (AKA Ace Blurter)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 47 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 119 68
  
70
John Kupiec (AKA I Punch Joke)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 15 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1                 1       1 1.000 38 179
  
70
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Janine Borofka (AKA No Banjo Freak, I)
Frederick MD
Debuted in Week 1331 (Year 27)
1                 1       1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
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Maddy Vieth (AKA Ha! My TV Died!)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1325 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
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Mike "Washington" Phillips (AKA Hopin' Mishaps Will Get Ink)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
John Shea (AKA Oh, He's Jan)
Philadelphia PA
Debuted in Week 476 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 75 118
  
70
Mike Creveling (AKA Evil Creme King)
La Plata MD
Debuted in Week 913 (Year 19)
1                 1       1 1.000 15 345
  
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Tom Gleason (AKA Met No Goals)
Lawrence KS
Debuted in Week 1303 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1030
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
70
William Joyner (AKA My Airline Jowl)
Chapel Hill NC
Debuted in Week 413 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 7 577
  
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Diana Oertel (AKA A Lone Tirade)
San Francisco CA
Debuted in Week 967 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 5 680
  
70
Brian Allgar (AKA All-Rag Brain)
Paris,
Debuted in Week 970 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 33 199
  
70
Russell Beland (AKA Dullness Baler)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 73 (Year 2)
Least Imporved: 6, 10
Most Imporved: 7, 11, 12
Loser of the Year: 9, 11, 12
Top-Grossing Loser: 9, 11, 12
Hall of Fame
1           1             1 1.000 1539 3
  
70
Ward Kay (AKA Dark Way)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 58 (Year 2)
1           1             1 1.000 107 81
  
70
William Collinge (AKA Camel-Oiling Will)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 498 (Year 11)
1       1                 1 1.000 6 606
  
70
Peter Metrinko (AKA Pike Tormenter)
Gainesville VA
Debuted in Week 503 (Year 11)
Least Imporved: 16
1           1             1 1.000 321 29
  
70
Michael Gips (AKA He's Lip Magic)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 509 (Year 11)
Most Imporved: 19
1           1             1 1.000 248 33
  
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Jerry Lugar (AKA Jury Glarer)
Hampton VA
Debuted in Week 1325 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
Nan Reiner (AKA Ran Erne In)
Boca Raton FL
Debuted in Week 877 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 19
1                 1       1 1.000 416 15
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
70
Bill Spencer (AKA Snip! (Reb Cell))
Cockeysville MD
Debuted in Week 423 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 70 126
  
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Dave Silberstein (AKA Verbal Densities)
College Park MD
Debuted in Week 957 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 26 241
  
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Andrew Hatziyannis (AKA New Insanity Hazard)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1022 (Year 21)
1           1             1 1.000 4 824
  
70
Barb Sarshik (AKA Shark's Rabbi)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 565 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 44 171
  
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Dave Wyman (AKA Wavy-Maned)
Ann Arbor MI
Debuted in Week 1274 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1357
  
70
Seth Tucker (AKA Utters "Heck!")
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 866 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 46 167
  
70
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Laura Bennett Peterson (AKA Beat, Unrepentant Loser)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 344 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 29 218
  
70
Art Grinath (AKA Rag-Thin Rat)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 106 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 397 18
  
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Jeff Lubbers (AKA Jr. Flubs Beef)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 193 (Year 4)
1           1             1 1.000 4 946
  
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Sean Bender-Prouty (AKA Burned Sane Poetry)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1254 (Year 25)
1     1                   1 1.000 4 824
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
70
Noah Meyerson (AKA Honey Moaners)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 46 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 23 263
  
70
Barbara Turner (AKA Rear-Burnt Arab)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 524 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 156 55
  
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Patty Hardee (AKA Heated Party)
Flint Hill VA
Debuted in Week 797 (Year 16)
1                 1       1 1.000 4 824
  
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Katherine Carwile (AKA A Heretical Winker)
College Station TX
Debuted in Week 1326 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
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Terri Berg Smith (AKA Grim Beer Thirst)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1073 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 5 755
  
70
Jesse Aronson (AKA So Jeans Snore?)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1210 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1357
  
70
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Allen Haywood (AKA Yawned "Halloo!")
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1325 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2179
  
70
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Gordon Cobb (AKA Corn-Dog Bob)
Atlanta GA
Debuted in Week 955 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 21 273
  
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Mia Wyatt (AKA Waa! My Tit!)
Ellicott City MD
Debuted in Week 759 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 7 559
  
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Connie Dobbins Akers (AKA Do Obscene Brains Ink?)
Radford VA
Debuted in Week 1270 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1030
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
70
Jeff Loren (AKA O.J. Elf Fern)
Manassas VA
Debuted in Week 814 (Year 17)
1           1             1 1.000 23 268
  
70
Paul Burnham (AKA Human Burlap)
Gainesville VA
Debuted in Week 656 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 20 289
  
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Tim Watts (AKA Twist Mat)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 918 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 4 824
  
70
Ira Allen (AKA A Real Nil)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 585 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 14
1           1             1 1.000 151 56
  
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Daphne Steinberg (AKA Bashing Repented)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 997 (Year 20)
1                 1       1 1.000 10 476
  
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John Winant (AKA John Want In)
Bellevue NE
Debuted in Week 863 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 13 399