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CURRENT STANDINGS FOR YEAR 27
Weeks 1322 - 1373
March 10, 2019 - March 1, 2020

UPDATED THROUGH WEEK 1324


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Year 27

Career
Year 27
Career
Rank Losers, with Granola Smears
Rookies are in GREEN (debuted after start of Year 26)
Weeks
of Ink
W Runners-Up H L I P T M A Totals Ink Per
Week
All Ink Rank
2 3 4 R
1
Jesse Frankovich (AKA Craven Fish Jokes)
Grand Ledge MI
Debuted in Week 554 (Year 12)
Loser of the Year: 24
Most Imporved: 24
Top-Grossing Loser: 25, 26
3   1       12       1 2   16 5.333 473 13
  
2
Duncan Stevens (AKA Unscented Vans)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 970 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 23
Loser of the Year: 25
3     1     11   1         13 4.333 374 22
  
3
Chris Doyle (AKA He Do Lyrics)
Denton TX
Debuted in Week 79 (Year 2)
Most Imporved: 8, 10
Loser of the Year: 10
Least Imporved: 13
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Top-Grossing Loser: 22, 23, 24
Hall of Fame
3           7         2   9 3.000 2109 1
  
4
Mark Raffman (AKA Frank Farm, Ma)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 979 (Year 20)
Loser of the Year: 23
Most Imporved: 25
Hall of Fame
2     1     6   1         8 4.000 576 10
  
5
Danielle Nowlin (AKA Nailed Linen Owl)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 995 (Year 20)
Rookie of the Year: 21
Loser of the Year: 21
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Least Imporved: 22
2 1 1       4       1     7 3.500 314 29
  
6
Kevin Dopart (AKA Deviant Pork)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 626 (Year 13)
Rookie of the Year: 13
Loser of the Year: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
Hall of Fame
Least Imporved: 24
3       1   4       1     6 2.000 1445 4
  
7
Tom Witte (AKA Tome Twit)
Montgomery Village MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 15
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
2           4             4 2.000 1542 2
  
8
Jeffrey Contompasis (AKA Enjoys Office Tramps)
Ashburn VA
Debuted in Week 558 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 17
Loser of the Year: 18
Hall of Fame
3           4             4 1.333 682 7
  
9
Jeff Shirley (AKA Fish Fly, Jeer)
Richmond VA
Debuted in Week 1005 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 22
1           3             3 3.000 219 36
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
10
Drew Bennett (AKA Wet, Bent Nerd)
West Plains MO
Debuted in Week 635 (Year 13)
2   1       2             3 1.500 176 50
  
10
Barry Koch (AKA Ho! Cry, Bark!)
Catlett VA
Debuted in Week 697 (Year 14)
2           3             3 1.500 185 43
  
10
Frank Osen (AKA Senna Fork)
Pasadena CA
Debuted in Week 938 (Year 19)
Most Imporved: 21
Loser of the Year: 22
Least Imporved: 23
2           3             3 1.500 412 15
  
10
Bill Dorner (AKA Boner Drill)
Indianapolis IN
Debuted in Week 885 (Year 18)
2           3             3 1.500 59 139
  
14
Jon Ketzner (AKA Non-Jerk Zen)
Cumberland MD
Debuted in Week 1253 (Year 25)
3           3             3 1.000 23 263
  
14
Jon Gearhart (AKA Jargon Hater)
Des Moines IA
Debuted in Week 1051 (Year 21)
Least Imporved: 25
3       1   2             3 1.000 198 40
  
16
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George Thompson (AKA No Gophers Got Me)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
1           2             2 2.000 2 1974
  
16
Beverley Sharp (AKA Brave Shy Leper)
Montgomery AL
Debuted in Week 604 (Year 13)
Loser of the Year: 16
Most Imporved: 20
Hall of Fame
1 1         1             2 2.000 676 8
  
16
Jonathan Jensen (AKA Jan Neatens John)
Baltimore MD
Debuted in Week 1287 (Year 26)
1           2             2 2.000 10 459
  
16
David Peckarsky (AKA Vapid Dyke's Rack)
Tucson AZ
Debuted in Week 1195 (Year 24)
1           2             2 2.000 23 266
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
16
Gary Crockett (AKA Get To Rack, Cry)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 871 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 18
Loser of the Year: 19
1           2             2 2.000 387 20
  
16
Steve Honley (AKA Svelte Honey)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 447 (Year 10)
1       1   1             2 2.000 92 94
  
16
Roger Dalrymple (AKA Elderly Program)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 351 (Year 8)
1           2             2 2.000 120 67
  
23
John Hutchins (AKA Unhitch Johns)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
Rookie of the Year: 24
2           2             2 1.000 109 78
  
24
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Jeff Lubbers (AKA Jr. Flubs Beef)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 193 (Year 4)
1           1             1 1.000 4 939
  
24
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Jesse Etelson (AKA Seen Sole Jest)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 8 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 6 638
  
24
John McCooey (AKA Ye Mojo Conch)
Rehoboth Beach DE
Debuted in Week 903 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 79 111
  
24
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Greg Dobbins (AKA Gibbon Dregs)
Boynton Beach FL
Debuted in Week 310 (Year 6)
1           1             1 1.000 16 328
  
24
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Zachary Levine (AKA Zany Chevalier#)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1293 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 4 939
  
24
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Sean Bender-Prouty (AKA Burned Sane Poetry)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1254 (Year 25)
1     1                   1 1.000 4 820
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
24
Jeff Hazle (AKA Elf Haj Fez)
San Antonio TX
Debuted in Week 802 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 104 85
  
24
Mark Calandra (AKA Mr. Canada Lark)
Sudbury MA
Debuted in Week 1221 (Year 25)
1           1             1 1.000 14 362
  
24
Barbara Turner (AKA Rear-Burnt Arab)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 524 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 156 54
  
24
Lawrence McGuire (AKA Crueler New Magic)
Waldorf MD
Debuted in Week 419 (Year 9)
1           1             1 1.000 257 32
  
24
Todd DeLap (AKA Added Plot)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1039 (Year 21)
Rookie of the Year: 22
1           1             1 1.000 95 93
  
24
Ann Martin (AKA Arm-Tannin')
Brentwood MD
Debuted in Week 547 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 100 90
  
24
Chuck Helwig (AKA Hug, Chew, Lick)
Centreville VA
Debuted in Week 1274 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 6 638
  
24
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Elliott Shevin (AKA Loveliest Hint)
Oak Park MI
Debuted in Week 1202 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 15 351
  
24
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Eric Nelkin (AKA E'er In Clink)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1286 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 13 394
  
24
Luke Baker (AKA Bleaker UK)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 1274 (Year 26)
1           1             1 1.000 5 679
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
24
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Lynne "Glenn Dale" Larkin (AKA Learn Legend; Kill Nanny)
Glenn Dale MD
Debuted in Week 973 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 3 1024
  
24
John Shea (AKA Oh, He's Jan)
Philadelphia PA
Debuted in Week 476 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 75 116
  
24
Mike Creveling (AKA Evil Creme King)
La Plata MD
Debuted in Week 913 (Year 19)
1                 1       1 1.000 15 341
  
24
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Ed Neveleff (AKA Even Fed Elf)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1323 (Year 27)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2171
  
24
Elden Carnahan (AKA Andean Charnel)
Nether Scaggsville MD
Debuted in Week 22 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Society Co-Founder
Most Imporved: 2
Least Imporved: 3
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
1           1             1 1.000 570 11
  
24
J. J. Gertler (AKA Lt. J. J. Greer)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 297 (Year 6)
1 1                       1 1.000 16 331
  
24
Howard Walderman (AKA Raw and Mad Howler)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 212 (Year 5)
1                 1       1 1.000 183 47
  
24
Neal Starkman (AKA Laments A Rank)
Seattle WA
Debuted in Week 944 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 87 101
  
24
J. Larry Schott (AKA Cry "Hart Jolts!")
West Plains MO
Debuted in Week 277 (Year 6)
1           1             1 1.000 82 107
  
24
Russell Beland (AKA Dullness Baler)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 73 (Year 2)
Least Imporved: 6, 10
Most Imporved: 7, 11, 12
Loser of the Year: 9, 11, 12
Top-Grossing Loser: 9, 11, 12
Hall of Fame
1           1             1 1.000 1539 3
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
24
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Warren Tanabe (AKA A Neater Brawn)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 742 (Year 15)
1           1             1 1.000 114 74
  
24
Dave Airozo (AKA A Varied Zoo)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 919 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 28 223
  
24
Dan Helming (AKA Hind-Leg Man)
Maplewood NJ
Debuted in Week 440 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 22 269
  
24
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Daphne Steinberg (AKA Bashing Repented)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 997 (Year 20)
1                 1       1 1.000 10 474
  
24
Rob Cohen (AKA Echo-Born)
Potomac MD
Debuted in Week 765 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 74 119
  
24
Kathy El-Assal (AKA A Talky Hassle)
Middleton WI
Debuted in Week 923 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 52 155
  
24
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Dave Silberstein (AKA Verbal Densities)
College Park MD
Debuted in Week 957 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 26 237
  
24
Brian Broadus (AKA Barbarous Din)
Charlottesville VA
Debuted in Week 204 (Year 4)
Most Imporved: 6
1           1             1 1.000 118 70