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CURRENT STANDINGS FOR YEAR 25
Weeks 1218 - 1269
March 12, 2017 - March 4, 2018
This Is Week 1225, Promulgated On April 30, 2017
Includes Report From Week 1221

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KEY TO TABLE:

Year 25

Career
Year 25
Career
Rank Losers, with Granola Smears
Rookies are in green (debuted after Week 1165)
Weeks
of Ink
W Runners-Up H L I P T M A Totals Ink Per
Week
All Ink Rank
2 3 4 R
1
Jesse Frankovich (AKA Craven Fish Jokes)
Lansing MI
Debuted in Week 554 (Year 12)
5 1 1       12     1 4 2   21 4.200 167 45
  
2
Chris Doyle (AKA He Do Lyrics)
Denton TX
Debuted in Week 79 (Year 2)
Most Imporved: 8, 10
Loser of the Year: 10
Least Imporved: 13
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Top-Grossing Loser: 22, 23
Hall of Fame
4     2     13       2 2   19 4.750 1907 1
  
3
Mark Raffman (AKA Frank Farm, Ma)
Reston VA
Debuted in Week 979 (Year 20)
Loser of the Year: 23
4     2     13             15 3.750 383 14
  
4
Kevin Dopart (AKA Deviant Pork)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 626 (Year 13)
Rookie of the Year: 13
Loser of the Year: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
Hall of Fame
4 1         9         2   12 3.000 1286 4
  
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Duncan Stevens (AKA Unscented Vans)
Vienna VA
Debuted in Week 970 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 23
4   1   1   7 1       1   11 2.750 123 62
  
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Hildy Zampella (AKA My Pallid Hazel)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 1140 (Year 23)
4     1     10             11 2.750 52 145
  
5
Frank Osen (AKA Senna Fork)
Pasadena CA
Debuted in Week 938 (Year 19)
Most Imporved: 21
Loser of the Year: 22
Least Imporved: 23
4 1 1 1     8             11 2.750 286 27
  
8
Dave Matuskey (AKA Must Evade Yak)
Sacramento CA
Debuted in Week 1170 (Year 24)
2 1   1     8             10 5.000 22 253
  
9
Tom Witte (AKA Tome Twit)
Montgomery Village MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 15
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
5 1     1   5       2     9 1.800 1436 3
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
10
Jeffrey Contompasis (AKA Enjoys Office Tramps)
Ashburn VA
Debuted in Week 558 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 17
Loser of the Year: 18
Hall of Fame
3           5       1     6 2.000 563 9
  
11
Larry Gray (AKA Ay, Grrrl, Ay!)
Union Bridge MD
Debuted in Week 923 (Year 19)
1           5             5 5.000 99 82
  
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Amy Harris (AKA Hairy Arms)
Charlottesville VA
Debuted in Week 1116 (Year 23)
Rookie of the Year: 23
2           5             5 2.500 21 262
  
13
Nan Reiner (AKA Ran Erne In)
Boca Raton FL
Debuted in Week 877 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 19
3           4     1       5 1.667 345 18
  
13
William C. Kennard (AKA Me Wild, Carnal Ink!)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 360 (Year 8)
3           4 1           5 1.667 50 149
  
13
Jon Gearhart (AKA Jargon Hater)
Des Moines IA
Debuted in Week 1051 (Year 21)
3           4       1     5 1.667 114 67
  
16
Brendan Beary (AKA Ran Beery Band)
Great Mills MD
Debuted in Week 195 (Year 4)
Most Imporved: 13
Loser of the Year: 13
Least Improved: 14
Top-Grossing Loser: 13
Hall of Fame
4           4     1       5 1.250 1029 5
  
17
Jeff Hazle (AKA Elf Haj Fez)
San Antonio TX
Debuted in Week 802 (Year 16)
2       1   2 1           4 2.000 76 105
  
17
John Hutchins (AKA Unhitch Johns)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
2       1   3             4 2.000 56 137
  
17
Jeff Shirley (AKA Fish Fly, Jeer)
Richmond VA
Debuted in Week 1005 (Year 20)
Most Imporved: 22
2 1         3             4 2.000 147 49
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
20
Mae Scanlan (AKA Canal Names)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 134 (Year 3)
3           4             4 1.333 321 22
  
20
Beverley Sharp (AKA Brave Shy Leper)
Montgomery AL
Debuted in Week 604 (Year 13)
Loser of the Year: 16
Most Imporved: 20
Hall of Fame
3           4             4 1.333 599 8
  
20
Ira Allen (AKA A Real Nil)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 585 (Year 12)
Most Imporved: 14
3           4             4 1.333 136 55
  
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Brian Allgar (AKA All-Rag Brain)
Paris,
Debuted in Week 970 (Year 20)
1   1 1     1             3 3.000 23 246
  
23
Danielle Nowlin (AKA Nailed Linen Owl)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 995 (Year 20)
Rookie of the Year: 21
Loser of the Year: 21
Co-Top-Grossing Loser: 21
Least Imporved: 22
1           3             3 3.000 255 29
  
23
Dudley Thompson (AKA Note Shoddy Lump)
Cary NC
Debuted in Week 171 (Year 4)
1           3             3 3.000 130 58
  
23
Robert Schechter (AKA Sober Retch Retch)
Dix Hills NY
Debuted in Week 931 (Year 19)
Loser of the Year: 20
Rookie of the Year: 20
Least Imporved: 21
1           3             3 3.000 186 36
  
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Dan Helming (AKA Hind-Leg Man)
Maplewood NJ
Debuted in Week 440 (Year 10)
2           3             3 1.500 7 543
  
28
Lawrence McGuire (AKA Crueler New Magic)
Waldorf MD
Debuted in Week 419 (Year 9)
3           3             3 1.000 224 33
  
28
Melissa Balmain (AKA Salable Animism)
Rochester NY
Debuted in Week 941 (Year 19)
3       1   2             3 1.000 114 68
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
30
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Becky V. Fisher (AKA By Hick's Fever)
Madison WI
Debuted in Week 969 (Year 20)
1           2             2 2.000 6 607
  
30
Gary Crockett (AKA Get To Rack, Cry)
Chevy Chase MD
Debuted in Week 871 (Year 18)
Rookie of the Year: 18
Loser of the Year: 19
1           2             2 2.000 309 24
  
30
Dave Garratt (AKA Ravaged Tart)
Silver City NM
Debuted in Week 86 (Year 2)
1           2             2 2.000 68 117
  
30
Drew Bennett (AKA Wet, Bent Nerd)
West Plains MO
Debuted in Week 635 (Year 13)
1           2             2 2.000 144 50
  
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Holly Saunders (AKA Holy Laundress)
Bethesda MD
Debuted in Week 1210 (Year 24)
1           2             2 2.000 3 1183
  
35
Gregory Koch (AKA Grey Hog Cork)
Falls Church VA
Debuted in Week 908 (Year 18)
2           2             2 1.000 24 240
  
35
Jane Auerbach (AKA Aha! Cajun Beer!)
Los Angeles CA
Debuted in Week 521 (Year 11)
2           2             2 1.000 103 76
  
35
Stephen Dudzik (AKA "Puke" Zenith, DDS)
Olney MD
Debuted in Week 7 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Least Imporved: 8
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
2           2             2 1.000 542 11
  
35
Roy Ashley (AKA Horsey Lay)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 120 (Year 3)
Least Imporved: 17
2           2             2 1.000 370 17
  
35
Neal Starkman (AKA Laments A Rank)
Seattle WA
Debuted in Week 944 (Year 19)
2           2             2 1.000 69 115
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
35
David Prevar (AKA Pravda Diver)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 339 (Year 8)
2           1     1       2 1.000 301 25
  
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Dave Silberstein (AKA Verbal Densities)
College Park MD
Debuted in Week 957 (Year 19)
2           2             2 1.000 18 292
  
35
John O'Byrne (AKA No Horny Jeb)
Dublin,
Debuted in Week 334 (Year 8)
2           2             2 1.000 169 43
  
35
Seth Tucker (AKA Utters "Heck!")
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 866 (Year 18)
2   1       1             2 1.000 26 230
  
35
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Kevin Mettinger (AKA RN, Get Me 'Vite Ink!)
Warrenton VA
Debuted in Week 551 (Year 12)
2           2             2 1.000 7 543
  
35
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Joanne Free (AKA Jeer One Fan)
Clifton VA
Debuted in Week 1005 (Year 20)
2           2             2 1.000 23 245
  
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Ivars Kuskevics (AKA Survive. Kick Ass.)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 1001 (Year 20)
2       1   1             2 1.000 23 250
  
47
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Jim Derby (AKA My Red Jib)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1072 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1283
  
47
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Shannon Kizer (AKA Shrank In Zone)
Beaverton OR
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1283
  
47
Steve Fahey (AKA Vast Fee? Hey!)
Kensington MD
Debuted in Week 104 (Year 3)
1           1             1 1.000 172 41
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
47
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Alison Candela (AKA Eolian Scandal)
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 1211 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1283
  
47
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Andrea Murphy (AKA Human Drapery)
,
Debuted in Week 569 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1283
  
47
Diane Wah (AKA Win Ahead?)
Seattle WA
Debuted in Week 1009 (Year 20)
1               1         1 1.000 19 281
  
47
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Michael Rolfe (AKA A Comfier Hell)
Cape Town,
Debuted in Week 1148 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 11 411
  
47
Mark Calandra (AKA Mr. Canada Lark)
Sudbury MA
Debuted in Week 1221 (Year 25)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2092
  
47
Bruce Alter (AKA Ace Blurter)
Fairfax Station VA
Debuted in Week 47 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 117 64
  
47
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Julie Kehrli
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 1218 (Year 25)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2092
  
47
Mark A. Hagenau (AKA Aha! A Gun-Maker!)
Derry NH
Debuted in Week 24 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 21 254
  
47
Joseph Romm (AKA Jr., Mom's Hope)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 58 (Year 2)
1           1             1 1.000 344 19
  
47
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Lynne A. Larkin (AKA A Killer Nanny)
Glenn Dale MD
Debuted in Week 13 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 9 452
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
47
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Michael Burch (AKA Hebraic Mulch)
Nashville TN
Debuted in Week 988 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1283
  
47
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David Peckarsky (AKA Vapid Dyke's Rack)
Tucson AZ
Debuted in Week 1195 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
47
David Kleinbard (AKA A Kind, Drab Devil)
Mamaroneck NJ
Debuted in Week 169 (Year 4)
1           1             1 1.000 98 84
  
47
Mike Ostapiej (AKA I Joke, I'm A Pest)
Mt. Pleasant SC
Debuted in Week 767 (Year 16)
1           1             1 1.000 79 99
  
47
Tom Panther (AKA Tart Phenom)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 869 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 12 369
  
47
Barry Koch (AKA Ho! Cry, Bark!)
Catlett VA
Debuted in Week 697 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 169 44
  
47
Russell Beland (AKA Dullness Baler)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 73 (Year 2)
Least Imporved: 6, 10
Most Imporved: 7, 11, 12
Loser of the Year: 9, 11, 12
Top-Grossing Loser: 9, 11, 12
Hall of Fame
1           1             1 1.000 1527 2
  
47
Peter Metrinko (AKA Pike Tormenter)
Gainesville VA
Debuted in Week 503 (Year 11)
Least Imporved: 16
1           1             1 1.000 319 23
  
47
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Warren Tanabe (AKA A Neater Brawn)
Annapolis MD
Debuted in Week 742 (Year 15)
1           1             1 1.000 71 111
  
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Perry Beider (AKA Red Berry Pie)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 735 (Year 15)
1           1             1 1.000 20 263
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
47
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Dave Airozo (AKA A Varied Zoo)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 919 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 10 418
  
47
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Leigh Giza (AKA "Gigli" Haze)
Centreville VA
Debuted in Week 717 (Year 15)
1           1             1 1.000 6 607
  
47
Larry Carnahan (AKA "Ran a Clan" Harry)
Peabody MA
Debuted in Week 551 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 12 369
  
47
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Frank Mann (AKA Frank-N-Man)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 996 (Year 20)
1           1             1 1.000 58 132
  
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Maria Zimmerman (AKA Mmmm... A Zanier Air?)
Berryville VA
Debuted in Week 934 (Year 19)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1283
  
47
Ellen Ryan (AKA Near Yell'n')
Rockville MD
Debuted in Week 358 (Year 8)
1 1                       1 1.000 37 175
  
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Jamie Eckman (AKA Make Nice Jam)
Springfield VA
Debuted in Week 330 (Year 7)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1283
  
47
Steve Glomb (AKA Met Veg Slob)
Alexandria VA
Debuted in Week 853 (Year 17)
1           1             1 1.000 18 294
  
47
Marni Penning Coleman (AKA Manacling Iron Penmen)
unknown,
Debuted in Week 670 (Year 14)
1           1             1 1.000 24 242
  
47
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Ed Edwards (AKA Dad Reweds)
Worcester Park,
Debuted in Week 645 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 7 543
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
47
John McCooey (AKA Ye Mojo Conch)
Rehoboth Beach DE
Debuted in Week 903 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 48 152
  
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Kel Nagel (AKA Ankle Gel)
Salisbury MD
Debuted in Week 485 (Year 10)
1             1           1 1.000 11 395
  
47
Jonathan Hardis (AKA Had a Short Ninja)
Gaithersburg MD
Debuted in Week 907 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 52 144
  
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Sam Kyung-Gun Lim (AKA Smugly Unmaking)
Urbana IL
Debuted in Week 1220 (Year 25)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2092
  
47
Barbara Turner (AKA Rear-Burnt Arab)
Takoma Park MD
Debuted in Week 524 (Year 11)
1                 1       1 1.000 139 54
  
47
Stephen Litterst (AKA Spit Shelter-Tent)
Newark DE
Debuted in Week 560 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 17 299
  
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Sarah Jay (AKA Say, Rajah!)
Churchville MD
Debuted in Week 1168 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 10 418
  
47
Todd DeLap (AKA Added Plot)
Fairfax VA
Debuted in Week 1039 (Year 21)
Rookie of the Year: 22
1     1                   1 1.000 80 97
  
47
Pie Snelson (AKA Spine Lose'n)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 378 (Year 8)
1           1             1 1.000 78 102
  
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Bruce Johnson (AKA Bench Sojourn)
Churchton MD
Debuted in Week 152 (Year 3)
1       1                 1 1.000 7 543
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Michele L. Uhler (AKA Mule Chill Here)
Ft. Washington MD
Debuted in Week 46 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
1           1             1 1.000 11 400
  
47
Ann Martin (AKA Arm-Tannin')
Brackell,
Debuted in Week 547 (Year 11)
1           1             1 1.000 87 89
  
47
Brad Alexander (AKA Bearded Larnax)
Wanneroo,
Debuted in Week 625 (Year 13)
1           1             1 1.000 114 66
  
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Jack McBroom (AKA Crack Job, Mom)
Fort Valley VA
Debuted in Week 1111 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 15 322
  
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Elliott Shevin (AKA Loveliest Hint)
Oak Park MI
Debuted in Week 1202 (Year 24)
1       1                 1 1.000 6 574
  
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Ian Graham (AKA Hi, Anagram!)
Orp-Jauche,
Debuted in Week 1136 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1283
  
47
Elden Carnahan (AKA Andean Charnel)
Laurel MD
Debuted in Week 22 (Year 1)
Year 1 Veteran
Society Co-Founder
Most Imporved: 2
Least Imporved: 3
Remaining Persistent Loser
Hall of Fame
1                 1       1 1.000 556 10
  
47
Howard Walderman (AKA Raw and Mad Howler)
Columbia MD
Debuted in Week 212 (Year 5)
1           1             1 1.000 170 42
  
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Warren Clements (AKA New Sterner Clam)
Toronto ON
Debuted in Week 1133 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 3 968
  
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Elaine Lederman (AKA Adrenalin Melee)
Strasburg VA
Debuted in Week 81 (Year 2)
1   1                     1 1.000 3 1183
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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Sarah Jacobs (AKA Aha! Crass Job)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 1204 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1283
  
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Lee Graham (AKA Eagle Harm)
Arlington VA
Debuted in Week 1162 (Year 23)
1           1             1 1.000 6 607
  
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David "Charlestown" Lewis (AKA Advocated Whiner's Swill)
Charlestown IN
Debuted in Week 882 (Year 18)
1 1                       1 1.000 2 1283
  
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Claire Walsh (AKA Lacier Shawl)
Herndon VA
Debuted in Week 1219 (Year 25)
1           1             1 1.000 1 2092
  
47
Steve Honley (AKA Svelte Honey)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 447 (Year 10)
1           1             1 1.000 72 110
  
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Scott Ableman (AKA Not Calm Beast)
McLean VA
Debuted in Week 1219 (Year 25)
1             1           1 1.000 1 2092
  
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Graham King (AKA Gingham Ark)
Fife,
Debuted in Week 1219 (Year 25)
1   1                     1 1.000 1 2092
  
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Andy Schotz (AKA Dozy Chants)
Thurmont MD
Debuted in Week 1082 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 2 1283
  
47
Bill Dorner (AKA Boner Drill)
Indianapolis IN
Debuted in Week 885 (Year 18)
1           1             1 1.000 8 503
  
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Annette Green (AKA Entente Anger)
Lexington VA
Debuted in Week 1170 (Year 24)
1           1             1 1.000 7 543
  
Rank Losers (with Granola Smears) Wks Ink W 2 3 4 R H L I P T M A Totals Ink/Week All Ink Rank
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David Friedman (AKA A Farm Dividend)
Silver Spring MD
Debuted in Week 837 (Year 17)
1           1             1 1.000 28 211
  
47
Steven Price (AKA Never Septic)
New York NY
Debuted in Week 552 (Year 12)
1           1             1 1.000 25 236
  
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Stuart Rogers (AKA Torture Grass)
Toronto ON
Debuted in Week 958 (Year 19)
1                   1     1 1.000 4 776
  
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Mary Kappus (AKA Pays Markup)
Washington DC
Debuted in Week 1107 (Year 22)
1           1             1 1.000 17 303
  
47
Roger Dalrymple (AKA Elderly Program)
Gettysburg PA
Debuted in Week 351 (Year 8)
1                     1   1 1.000 105 74