The next one is at NOON, Sunday, August 18, at

This event and those listed below are open to all Invitational contestants, readers, lurkers, skulkers, morbidly co-dependent enablers, critics, wannabes, and guests.

Loser T-shirts are not required and may not be noticed. Newcomers are not expected to be funny. Oldcomers will not try to be funny. Reservation will be for "NRARS". Attendees kindly RSVP. Other LoserEvents September 15 LoserBrunch #222 Buddy's Crabs and Ribs, Annapolis October 20 LoserBrunch #223 Appalachian Brewing Company, Gettysburg Followed by a Loser-led tour of the battlefield November 10 LoserBrunch #224 Paradiso Italian Restaurant, Alexandria December 8 LoserBrunch #225 Asian Palace Restaurant, Columbia December 29 LoserBrunch #226 Joe Theismann's Restaurant, Alexandria For Ed Gordon January date TBA 21st Consecutive Loser Post-Holiday Party Chez Langer-Fultz, Chevy Chase February 16 LoserBrunch #227 Coastal Flats, Fairfax March 15 LoserBrunch #228 Mrs. K's Toll House, Silver Spring Best to bring cash April 19 LoserBrunch #229 Appalachian Brewing Company, Gettysburg Followed by a Loser-led tour of the battlefield Saturday in May or June, 2020 25th Annual Flushies Awards Gathering Location TBA May 17 or June 21, depending on Flushies date LoserBrunch #230 Aditi Indian Dining, Alexandria July or August weekend Possible 18th LoserFest Location TBA July 19, if no July LoserFest LoserBrunch #231 Heavy Seas Alehouse, Arlington