The next gathering is, well, who can say? Looks like we'll have to cancel events through June. It might be possible to put on the Flushies in the fall. It's been done before.

When we resume, the events listed below will be open to all Invitational contestants, readers, lurkers, skulkers, morbidly co-dependent enablers, critics, wannabes, and guests.

Loser T-shirts are not required and may not be noticed. Newcomers are not expected to be funny. Oldcomers will not try to be funny. Attendees kindly RSVP. Other LoserEvents Twelfth of Never LoserBrunch #230 Appalachian Brewing Company, Gettysburg Followed by a Loser-led tour of the graveyard And that's a long, long time 25th Annual Flushies Awards Gathering Chez Mertens, Spencerville Potluck July or August weekend Possible 18th LoserFest Location TBA Sunday, July 19, if no July LoserFest LoserBrunch #231 Thai Chef, Washington Sunday, August 16, if no August LoserFest LoserBrunch #232 Denizen's Brew Pub, Silver Spring Sunday, September 20 LoserBrunch #233 Terrapin Grill, College Park Sunday, October 18 LoserBrunch #234 Appalachian Brewing Company, Gettysburg Followed by a Loser-led tour of the battlefield Sunday, November 15 LoserBrunch #235 Joe Theismann's Restaurant, Alexandria Sunday, December 13 LoserBrunch #236 The Front Page, Arlington January Saturday TBA 22nd Consecutive Loser Post-Holiday Party Location TBA Potluck Sunday, February 21 LoserBrunch #237 London Curry House, Alexandria Sunday, March 21 LoserBrunch #238 Kilroy's, Springfield