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PUB DATE | WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | THEMES | LINKS TO THIS CONTEST | WINNER | LINKS TO RESULTS OF THIS CONTEST (usually published 2-4 Weeks later) |
May 16, 1993 | 11 | YOU GIVE US THE BACKS OFF OUR SHIRTS | The back of the shirt needs a slogan, something that captures the spirit of The Style Invitational. What is that spirit? You tell us. | TSH STY | Text file | Contest image | Mary Pat Jones | |
January 16, 1994 | 46 | WE WANT STUPID ENTRIES ONLY | Make up a sentence that, were it not for this contest, would never be uttered. | STY | Text file | Contest image | ||
March 6, 1994 | 53 | CRUEL FETE | Tell us how the Invitational has changed America. | STY | Text file | Contest image | ||
May 15, 1994 | 63 | BAD ABOUT YOU | Come up with a lame idea for a Style Invitational contest, an idea destined to create unfunny results. | STY | Text file | Contest image | ||
May 29, 1994 | 66 | THE SON-OF-SMITH LAW | In 50 words or fewer, what do we do about the Chuck Smith problem? | STY | Text file | Contest image | ||
December 25, 1994 | 93 | I WANT THE MONGOOSE | Tell us, in 50 words or fewer, why you must have this elegant piece of taxidermy featuring a snake being killed by a mongoose. | STY | Text file | Contest image | ||
December 22, 1996 | 197 | DAVE'S WORLD | Make David Twenhafel laugh. Any sort of delightful drollery or amusing witticism will do, so long as it is not the sort of lowbrow fare we usually favor. | STY | Text file | Contest image | ||
February 16, 1997 | 205 | SOME PIG | Beg for the prize: convince us why you, and you alone, deserve to get it. | STY | Text file | Contest image | ||
January 24, 1999 | 306 | YOUNGIAN THERAPY | Suggest ways in which the Style Invitational or any other Washington area institution can become more relevant to younger people. | WAS STY CUL | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
April 11, 1999 | 317 | PICK US A WINNER | Come up with flawed contest ideas, and the single, obvious, too-good-to-beat entry. | STY | Text file | Contest image | ||
January 30, 2000 | 334 (I) | The New Style Invitational: Six Choices for Czar | Vote for one of six possible editors of the Style Invitation, from among the current Czar and five worthy competitors. | STY | Text file | Contest image | Text file | |
February 6, 2000 | 335 (II) | A LOVER'S SPAT | Enter the contest that is run by the editor of your choice. | STY | Text file | Contest image | Text file | |
June 25, 2000 | 355 (XXII) | Seeing Stars | Tell us ways we can attract celebrity participation to this contest. | STY | Text file | Contest image | ||
May 5, 2002 | 452 (CXIX) | Russellmania! | (1) Design one or more steps for a 12-step program for the recovering Invitationalaholic; (2) Propose a devious method by which we might lure Russell Beland back. | STY | Text file | Contest image | ||
March 23, 2003 | 498 | Unamazing But True! | Submit a true fact that is of absolutely no use, but interesting in a weirdly Invitationalist way. | STY | Text file | ||
December 14, 2003 | 536 | And the Horse He Rodin On | Come up with some words we can stick in the back of The Inker. | STY | Text file | Contest image | ||
February 1, 2004 | 543 | Read Our Leaps | Fill any readers of The Washington Post on Sunday, Feb. 29, 2032, on: (a) the day's lead news story; (b) the highest-flying company and its business; (c) the best-selling self-help book; and/or (d) the day's winning Style Invitational entry. | WAS BUS LIT STY HIS | Text file | ||
May 14, 2006 | 662 | How Low Will You Go? | Humiliate yourself for ink, and a stupid prize. | STY | Text file | Contest image | ||
July 8, 2007 | 721 | Know Your Market | For any of the provided photos, supply two captions: one that would appeal to The Style Invitational and one that would appeal to the Harrisburg Patriot-News. | CAP STY | Text file | ||
August 19, 2007 | 727 | We Get a C-Section | Tell us some pros and cons of moving The Style Invitational to the Saturday Style section; or write us up some free promo-ad copying announcing the move. | STY | Text file | ||
September 8, 2007 | 730 | Time-Wastes For Everyman | Describe activities that make entering The Style Invitational seem like a constructive use of one's time. | STY | Text file | ||
November 15, 2008 | 791 | The 1K Club | Supply a chain of 20 names -- they may be names of people, places, organizations, products, etc., but they must be names -- beginning and ending with "Chris Doyle." | STY | Text file | Contest image | ||
March 14, 2009 | 808 | Take Us At Our Words | Create a humorous poem or other writing using only the words contained in this week's Style Invitational column or results. | POE WOR STY | Text file | ||
February 6, 2011 | 906 | Your mug here | Give us a new design for the Loser Mug. | STY | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
October 23, 2011 | 942 | Singular ideas | Give us an idea for a contest for which there's likely only one good entry. | STY | Text file | Post e-version | ||
March 25, 2012 | 964 | The Grossery Bag? | Suggest a design and/or slogan to go on the side of the ardently desired Style Invitational Loser Bag. | SLO STY | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
October 28, 2012 | 994 | Stick it to us | Suggest a slogan for one of our two new honorable-mention Loser Magnets for 2012-2013. | SLO STY | Text file | Post e-version | ||
December 8, 2013 | 1050 | Just redo it | Enter any Style Invitational contest from Week 1000 through Week 1046. | STY | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
October 25, 2015 | 1146 | Stick it to us with a magnet | Suggest a new Style Invitational honorable-mention magnet. (Conversational text) | STY | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
December 6, 2015 | 1152 | Oops? You do it again. | Enter any Style Invitational contest from Week 1098 through Week 1148, except for Week 1101, last year's do-over. (Conversational text) | STY PRE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
December 15, 2019 | 1362 | The Year in Redo, Part 1 | Enter (or reenter) any Style Invitational contest from Week 1307 through 1333, except for Weeks 1309-1311. (Conversational text) | PRE STY | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
December 22, 2019 | 1363 | The Year in Redo, Part 2 | Enter (or reenter) any Style Invitational contest from Week 1334 through Week 1359. (Conversational text) | PRE STY | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
December 20, 2020 | 1415 | The Year in Redo, Part 1 | Enter (or reenter) any Style Invitational contest from Week 1360 through 1387, except for Weeks 1361-1363. (Conversational text) | STY | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
December 27, 2020 | 1416 | The Year in Redo, Part 2 | Enter (or reenter) any Style Invitational contest from Week 1388 through 1412. (Conversational text) | STY | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
December 19, 2021 | 1467 | The Year in Redo, Part 1 | Enter (or reenter) any Style Invitational contest from Week 1413 through 1439, except for Weeks 1414-1416. (Conversational text) | STY | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
December 26, 2021 | 1468 | The Year in Redo, Part 2 | Enter (or reenter) any Style Invitational contest from Week 1440 through 1464. (Conversational text) | STY | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
YEAR 31 BEGINS |