THEME: REL

PUB DATE	WEEK	TITLE	SYNOPSIS	THEMES	LINKS TO THIS CONTEST	WINNER	LINKS TO RESULTS OF THIS CONTEST (usually published 2-4 Weeks later)
December 26, 1993	43	GOOD LORD!	What does God look like?	REL	Text file | Contest image
March 9, 1997	208	SEND IN THE CLONES	Suggest questions a commission to investigate the moral, legal and practical question raised by cloning might consider.	POL REL SCI	Text file | Contest image
November 2, 1997	242	SACRED COW PIES	Take cheap shots at sacred institutions only, places and things that are so noble and wholesome they are beyond reproach, from among the items provided.	POL CUL REL	Text file | Contest image
November 22, 1998	297	FREE FOR OIL	Take any article in today's paper, and write an outraged letter to the editor about it that totally misses the point, either by misreading a word or misunderstanding the topic.	WAS CUL POL REL	Text file | Contest image
April 1, 2001	395 (LXII)	Devilishly Clever	Describe someone's special little corner of Hell.	REL	Text file | Contest image
August 29, 2004	573	Thine Ad Goest Here	Propose biblical and other literary passages, poems, etc., that could benefit from product placement.	POE REL LIT BUS	Text file
November 28, 2004	586	God's Will (and Won't)	Complete either of the following: "If God hadn't wanted us to ----, God wouldn’t have ----"; "If God had wanted us to ----, God would have ----."	REL	Text file
March 27, 2005	603	Sui Genesis	Take one or two of the 50 chapters of the KJV Book of Genesis and draw thou from them, using words in the order in which they appear in the original, your own passage.	REL WOR	Text file | Contest image
June 11, 2006	666	Bedevil Us	Give a mini-sermon explaining how some innocuous object or event signals the End of Days.	REL	Text file | Contest image
July 12, 2008	773	Always Looking for Sects	Coin a religion or belief system and tell us its basic tenet or distinguishing characteristic.	REL	Text file
September 26, 2009	836	Other People's Business	Describe what might happen if any of the above institutions (a) were run by an institution of your choice or (b) ran an institution of your choice.	POL BUS REL	Text file | Contest image | Post e-version
November 27, 2010	896	Other people's business	Describe what might happen if any of the above institutions (a) were run by an institution of your choice or (b) ran an institution of your choice.	BUS REL POL	Text file
June 4, 2017	1230	What in creation . . . ?	Supply a brief monologue or dialogue about a Creator's specifications or planning for some living being. (Conversational text)	REL	Text file | Contest image | Post e-version
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