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PUB DATE | WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | THEMES | LINKS TO THIS CONTEST | WINNER | LINKS TO RESULTS OF THIS CONTEST (usually published 2-4 Weeks later) |
May 23, 1993 | 12 | HERE, DOGGEREL … | Write a limerick. It must contain one of the following names: "Hillary Rodham Clinton," "Jack Kevorkian," "George Stephanopoulos" or "Bosnia-Herzegovina." | LIM POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
January 23, 1994 | 47 | CAN YOU DO VERSE? | Bad Valentine's Day poetry. Any rhyme scheme, any form of literary dysfunction. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
September 18, 1994 | 79 | TERROR-DACTYL | Send us a double dactyl. The first line must be a nonsense phrase of five to seven syllables containing exactly two downbeats. The second line must be a name, in five to seven syllables but only two downbeats. The remaining six lines must contain four to seven syllables and two downbeats each, with Lines 4 and 8 rhyming. Somewhere in the poem, one line must consist of only one word. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
March 12, 1995 | 104 | HERE, DOGGEREL | Create poems so bad they thud. The first line must be a name. The second line can be as long or as short as you wish. The third line must sound the same as the first line, using the name as a verb or some other part of speech. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
October 8, 1995 | 134 | A SIMPLE CLERIHEW ERROR | Revive clerihews. A clerihew is a biographical poem in four lines divided into two rhyming couplets. The rhyme scheme is aa bb. The first line of the clerihew must contain the name of the subject of the poem. The lines must be of disparate meter, the clunkier the better. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
December 10, 1995 | 143 | IT'S MY PARODY (& I'LL TRY IF I WANT TO) | Rewrite any common jingle or theme song in the style of famous writer. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
May 19, 1996 | 166 | DOO WAH DOODY | We are looking for really bad lyrics to real rock songs. Your lyrics must be from a reasonably popular song, and you must include the name of the singer or songwriter. | POE MUS | Text file | Contest image | ||
May 26, 1996 | 167 | CRAPSEY | Resurrect the "cinquain," a long-deceased poetic form, poems so ickily precocious and pretentious they make haiku look like Kipling. There are five lines, the first containing two syllables, the second containing four syllables, the third six, the fourth eight and the last, with grave finality and thunderous drama, only two. Your subject matter must be suitable for the 1990s. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
June 30, 1996 | 172 | POEDTRY | An entire poetic form, making its global debut in the Style Invitational. The first line must contain only six words of one syllable each; the second line, three words of two syllables each; the third line, two words of three syllables each, and the final line a single word of six syllables. At least two lines must rhyme. The general subject matter should be mundane. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
August 18, 1996 | 179 | A CLOCKWORK, UM, UM, ... ER | Write single sentences containing no fewer than three examples of rhyming slang. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
September 15, 1996 | 183 | COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG II | Create hawkers' rhymes for modern-day occupations like lobbyists, lawyers, talk show hosts, actuaries, etc., at a maximum of four lines. It must contain at least one rhyme. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
February 2, 1997 | 203 | CAN IT GET MUCH VERSE? | Create Very Bad Poetry, containing banalities masquerading as profundities, overstretched metaphors, etc. Special attention should be paid to dreadful syntax and painful rhyme | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
June 8, 1997 | 221 | SONG SUNG BROWN | Pick any song, pick a well-known line, and give us the discarded first draft. If it is part of a rhyme, you must maintain the rhyme. | POE MUS | Text file | Contest image | ||
November 9, 1997 | 243 | VERSE THAN EVER | Write a rhyming poem of two to eight lines as a tribute to someone famous who died in 1997, the more awful the better. We will particularly value rhymes that thud, and extremes of emotion and sentiment. | POE EPI | Text file | Contest image | ||
May 17, 1998 | 270 | PALINODE--HAVE PUN, WILL TRAVEL | Write a "palinode", retracting something said in an earlier poem. Your poem must be four lines long and contain at least one rhyme. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
June 21, 1998 | 275 | THERE ONCE WAS CONTEST FROM NANTUCKET … | Write a limerick in which the first line is about someone who comes from some place in the Washington area. | LIM WAS POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
July 19, 1998 | 279 | TREACLE-DOWN THEORY | Come up with a treacly and deeply moving piece of crap. It must somehow mine joy and goopy inspiration from the vicissitudes of life. It must also rhyme. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
October 25, 1998 | 293 | THE VERSE OF AMERICA | Take any story in today's Washington Post and create a poem or song by stringing together various phrases from that story. Each phrase must be a least two words long. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
January 31, 1999 | 307 | IF YOU BOYCOTT THIS TASK / YOU WON'T WIN THE FLASK | Come up with rhyming couplets to warn us about the perils of modern life. | POE CUL | Text file | Contest image | ||
February 7, 1999 | 308 | GIVE US NO MO | Write an updated version of those old children's selecting rhymes. Your rhyme must (1) rhyme and (2) conform, at least loosely, to a point-and-shoot cadence that permits the elimination of one item from a group. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
March 28, 1999 | 315 | FERMENTING TROUBLE | Write a rhyming poem, eight lines maximum, on the subject of cheese or any of the provided items. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
June 6, 1999 | 325 | THE BURMA ROAD | Propose welcoming doggerel for states or cities patterned after Burma Shave signs. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
May 14, 2000 | 349 (XVI) | Orienting Oneself | Produce a haiku using only words found in today's Washington Post. Your entry must have three lines, the first containing exactly five syllables, the second containing exactly seven syllables, the third containing exactly five. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
September 3, 2000 | 365 (XXXII) | Terse Verse | Ask a question and then answer it with a rhyme. Your answer can be as many words as you wish, but all must have the same rhyme. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
March 18, 2001 | 393 (LX) | Things Could Be Verse | Take any story in today's Washington Post and rewrite it into a rhyming poem of no more than eight lines. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
October 21, 2001 | 424 (XCI) | Osama Chanted Evening | Write poems about Osama bin Laden. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
March 24, 2002 | 446 (CXIII) | Poems Where the Heart Is | Take any recent news event and summarize it in a rhyming poem of eight lines or fewer. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
May 12, 2002 | 453 (CXX) | Haiku 2 U2 | Write a haiku summarizing the career of any American politician, living or dead. A haiku is generally defined as a nonrhyming poem, of three lines. The first and last lines are five syllables; the middle line is seven. | POE POL | Text file | Contest image | ||
September 8, 2002 | 470 (CXXXVII) | Czar Har | Take the name of someone famous, rhyme it with a product, and describe the unholy union. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
February 23, 2003 | 494 (CLXI) | Quote-idian | Take any extremely banal piece of familiar writing and rewrite it in the style of a famous writer, poet or lyricist. | LIT POE | Text file | ||
April 27, 2003 | 503 | Doody and Muldoon | Write poetry that out-Muldoons Paul Muldoon, the Princeton professor who won this year's Pulitzer Prize in poetry. Your poem must be a single quatrain, containing at least one rhyme and references to at least two body parts and one geographic name. | POE | Text file | ||
June 8, 2003 | 509 | Be a Real Card | Come up with a greeting card rhyme for an un-greeting-card occasion. | POE | Text file | ||
October 26, 2003 | 529 | United We Stanza | Summarize in four rhyming lines of verse any famous document, theory, principle or speech. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
January 4, 2004 | 539 | Dead Letters | Pay tribute in verse to someone who died in 2003. | POE EPI | Text file | Contest image | ||
February 8, 2004 | 544 | You Gotta Have Heart | Write us some valentine sentiments from one particular person (real or fictional) to another. | POE | Text file | ||
July 4, 2004 | 565 | Anthem Is as Anthem Does | Give us a verse for an alternative U.S. national anthem, set to any well-known tune. | POE | Text file | ||
August 8, 2004 | 570 | Timeline Rhyme Lines | Produce colorful chronological couplets about some historical event. They must rhyme and be in good meter. | HIS POE | Text file | ||
August 22, 2004 | 572 | The Limerixicon | Supply a limerick based on any word in the dictionary (except proper nouns) beginning with ai- through ar-. | LIM POE | Text file | Post e-version | ||
August 29, 2004 | 573 | Thine Ad Goest Here | Propose biblical and other literary passages, poems, etc., that could benefit from product placement. | POE REL LIT BUS | Text file | ||
October 31, 2004 | 582 | Perversery Rhymes | Update a nursery rhyme or children's song with an edgier text. | POE | Text file | ||
November 21, 2004 | 585 | It's Parody Time | Offer, in the holiday spirit of goodwill, some advice--as constructive and unifying as Loserly suggestions always are--to our nation's leaders (or the loyal opposition) as we prepare for the next four years. This advice will be set to the tune of some winter holiday song, either religious or secular. | POE | Text file | Post e-version | ||
January 2, 2005 | 591 | Dead Letters | Write rhyming poems about notable personages who have died in the past year. | POE EPI | Text file | ||
April 17, 2005 | 606 | The News Could be Verse | Translate the fine prose of Washington Post articles into verse. Choose any article appearing in The Post of on its Web site from April 17 through April 25. | POE | Text file | ||
July 10, 2005 | 618 | Of D.C. I Sing | Give us a song about Washington, set to a recognizable tune. | POE MUS | Text file | ||
July 17, 2005 | 619 | WordCount Us In | Write a poem of no more than four lines containing four or more consecutive words on the WordCount list. They must occur in the sentence in the order they appear on the list. | POE WOR | Text file | ||
August 21, 2005 | 624 | Limerixicon 2 | Supply a limerick based on any word in the dictionary (except proper nouns) beginning with bd- through bl-. | LIM POE | Text file | ||
September 11, 2005 | 627 | Per-Verse | Write a limerick or other short poem with comically awful rhyming. | LIM POE | Text file | ||
November 13, 2005 | 636 | A Song From Tex Arcana | Write a verse of a song about sea urchin sushi or any of the other provided ostensibly unlyrical topics. | POE MUS | Text file | ||
January 1, 2006 | 643 | The Post's Mortems | Give us a rhyming poem about some notable who died in 2005. | POE EPI | Text file | ||
January 15, 2006 | 645 | A Hearty Har Har | Write up a Valentine's sentiment to any personage, or to someone in some generic category. | POE | Text file | ||
February 12, 2006 | 649 | Across the Wide What? | Give us some Virginia-appropriate lyrics for "Shenandoah." | POE MUS | Text file | ||
March 26, 2006 | 655 | Laughing Inside | Take any article appearing in The Washington Post or online on washingtonpost.com from today through April 3 -- the more serious and/or mundane its headline, the better -- and write a funny poem or other passage using only words that appear in that article. | POE | Text file | ||
April 23, 2006 | 659 | Tell Us a Fib | Compose a six-line poem with the following number of syllables per line: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8. It must be about a person or topic currently in the news, and two successive lines must rhyme. | POE CUL | Text file | ||
August 6, 2006 | 674 | Limerixicon 3 | Supply a humorous limerick based on any word in the dictionary (except proper nouns) beginning with ca-. | LIM LET POE | Text file | ||
August 27, 2006 | 677 | The News Gets Verse | Sum up wittily in verse -- but not a limerick -- any article appearing in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from Aug. 28 through Sept. 4. | POE LIM | Text file | ||
September 3, 2006 | 678 | Limerick Smackdown! | Chris Doyle and Brendan Beary will go head to head in a series of 10 limericks. | LIM POE | Text file | ||
September 24, 2006 | 681 | Ticket to Write | Write a jingle for a business (or its product), organization or government agency, set to a Beatles song. | POE BUS POL MUS | Text file | ||
December 31, 2006 | 695 | Dead Letters | Write a poem about someone who died in 2006. | POE EPI | Text file | ||
June 3, 2007 | 716 | The Hard Spell | Write a humorous poem featuring one of the 75 words we've selected from this year's National Spelling Bee. | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
July 1, 2007 | 720 | The Course of Humor Events | Sum up a historical event in a two-line rhyme or other clever and pithy epigram. | POE HIS | Text file | ||
July 29, 2007 | 724 | Abridged Too Far | Sum up a book, play or movie in a humorous rhyming verse of two to four lines. | POE LIT MOV | Text file | ||
August 12, 2007 | 726 | Limerixicon 4 | Supply a humorous limerick based on any word in the dictionary beginning with cl- through co-. | LIM POE | Text file | ||
October 6, 2007 | 734 | Turnaround Time | Write a rhyming couplet containing two words that are anagrams of each other. | POE ANA | Text file | Post e-version | ||
October 27, 2007 | 737 | No River, No Woods | Send us a funny parody of a well-known song, with lyrics that commemorate an occasion other than Christmas or Hanukkah. | POE HIS | Text file | Post e-version | ||
January 12, 2008 | 748 | Dead Letters | Write a humorous poem about a well-known personage who died in 2007. | POE EPI | Text file | Post e-version | ||
March 22, 2008 | 757 | Gorey Thoughts From A to Z | Send us some rhyming alphabet-primer couplets. | POE LET | Text file | ||
May 17, 2008 | 765 | It's Doo-Dah Day | Write humorous lyrics commemorating any of the 50 states of the District, set to any of these Stephen Foster songs. | POE POL | Text file | ||
August 9, 2008 | 777 | Limerixicon 5 | Supply a humorous limerick featuring any English word, name or term beginning with the letters da-. | LIM POE | Text file | ||
October 4, 2008 | 785 | The Ballad Box | Write a short, humorous song somehow relating to the presidential campaign, set to a familiar tune. | POE POL | Text file | ||
January 3, 2009 | 798 | Dead Letters | Write a humorous poem commemorating someone who died in 2008. | POE EPI | Text file | ||
March 14, 2009 | 808 | Take Us At Our Words | Create a humorous poem or other writing using only the words contained in this week's Style Invitational column or results. | POE WOR STY | Text file | ||
June 27, 2009 | 823 | Wryku | Compose a humorous (or at least wry or clever) haiku. | POE | Text file | Contest image | ||
July 11, 2009 | 825 | Disinstrumentals | Write some words to music that has no words. | POE MUS | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
August 8, 2009 | 829 | Limerixicon 6 | Supply a humorous limerick prominently featuring any English word, name or term beginning with the letters di-. | LIM WOR LET POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
November 14, 2009 | 843 | Prefrains | Provide a sentence or two of lead-in to the first line of a well-known book, poem, or song. | LIT MUS POE | Text file | ||
January 2, 2010 | 850 | Dead letters | Write a humorous poem about someone who died in 2009. | POE EPI | Text file | ||
February 6, 2010 | 855 | The news could be verse | Sum up an article (or even an ad!) in any Washington Post print or online edition from Feb. 6 through Feb. 15 in verse. | POE WAS | Text file | ||
March 27, 2010 | 862 | Be cheerful | Send us a cheer or fight song for any pro sports team or any national team. | POE MUS ATH | Text file | Post e-version | ||
July 3, 2010 | 876 | Oilies but goodies | Write lyrics somehow related to the oil spill, set to an existing tune. | POE MUS | Text file | Post e-version | ||
July 10, 2010 | 877 | Quipped from the headlines | Write a rhyming couplet about some matter in the news. | POE CUL | Text file | ||
August 14, 2010 | 882 | Limerixicon VII | Supply a humorous limerick prominently featuring any English word, name or term beginning with the letters dr-. | LIM LET POE | Text file | Post e-version | Carole Lyons | Text file (pub 9-11-10) Text file (pub 9-25-10) |
September 25, 2010 | 887 | Plus-Fours | Write a limerick whose third or fourth line is one of those listed above. | LIM POE | Text file | ||
January 1, 2011 | 901 | Dead Letters | Write a humorous poem about someone who died in 2010. | POE EPI | Text file | Post e-version | ||
May 1, 2011 | 917 | Wryku | Write a haiku--a sentiment that can be broken into three lines with exactly five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, five in the third--on any subject that's been in the news in the last couple of weeks. | POE CUL | Text file | ||
May 29, 2011 | 921 | Give Us Willies | Write an original Little Willie poem, perhaps reflecting our current era. This is a venerable four-line genre in which Master W. does some nasty thing and doesn't tend to learn to be a Good Boy by poem's end. | POE | Text file | Post e-version | ||
June 5, 2011 | 922 | A Banner Week | Write entirely new, humorous lyrics to the tune of “The Star-Spangled Banner”; they can be on any subject. | POE | Text file | ||
July 10, 2011 | 927 | Drive-By Shoutings | Write a very short four-line “poem” promoting a product or company, or offering advice to drivers; the poem must rhyme, in ABAB or ABCB rhyme scheme. A fifth, non-rhyming line may state the product name or a conclusion. | POE BUS | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
August 7, 2011 | 931 | Limerixicon 8 | Supply a humorous limerick significantly featuring any English word, name or term beginning with the letters ea- through -el. | LIM POE | Text file | Post e-version | ||
September 4, 2011 | 935 | The 400 blows | Write a humorous poem--choose your form--about the Virginia earthquake, Hurricane Irene or another well-known natural event. | POE CUL | Text file | ||
September 25, 2011 | 938 | Free and Lear | Write a limerick using the first two lines of any of Edward Lear's 115 limericks plus your own remaining three lines. | LIM POE | Text file | Post e-version | ||
January 1, 2012 | 952 | Dead Letters | Write a humorous poem about someone who died in 2011. | POE EPI | Text file | ||
May 6, 2012 | 970 | Couple it | Take a line from any well-known poem and pair it with your own second line to make a humorous couplet. | POE LIT | Text file | Post e-version | ||
June 3, 2012 | 974 | Eat our dust! | Write a limerick humorously describing a book, play, movie, or TV show. | LIM LIT TEL MOV POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | Chris Doyle | Text file | Contest image (pub 7-1-12) Text file (pub 8-19-12) |
July 1, 2012 | 978 | A reason to rhyme the news | Write a short verse about something that's been in the news recently. | POE CUL | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
August 5, 2012 | 982 | The parody line | Set your own, humorous words to the tune of a well-known song--except that you must preserve one of the original lines. | POE MUS | Text file | Post e-version | ||
August 12, 2012 | 983 | Limerixicon IX | Supply a humorous limerick significantly featuring any English word, name or term beginning with the letters "eq-" through "ez-". | LIM LET POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
October 21, 2012 | 993 | Versus, verses | Write a short "rap battle" between any two characters, real or fictional. | POE | Text file | ||
January 6, 2013 | 1004 | Dead letters | Write a humorous poem about anyone who died in 2012. | POE EPI | Text file | Post e-version | Robert Schechter Nan Reiner | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version |
March 10, 2013 | 1012 | The news at 5 | Write a limerick about a recent news event. | LIM CUL POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
May 26, 2013 | 1023 | Hai there, Martians! | Write one or more humorous haiku that will greet the Martians or share a little nugget of what life is like on Earth. | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
June 2, 2013 | 1024 | Gorey thoughts | Send us some edgy rhyming alphabet-primer couplets. The pairs are AB, CD, EF, GH, IJ, KL, MN, OP, QR, ST, UV, WX, and YZ. | LET POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
July 14, 2013 | 1029 | Ditty Harry | Write a descriptive theme song for a well-known movie, set to a well-known tune. | MOV MUS POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
July 21, 2013 | 1030 | The cinquain feeling | Write a clever cinquain. The five-line form is straightforward: first line, two syllables; second line, four syllables; third line, six; fourth line, eight; fifth line, two. | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
August 11, 2013 | 1033 | LimeriXicon | Supply a humorous limerick significantly featuring any English word, name or term beginning with "fa-". | LIM POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
September 22, 2013 | 1039 | Shookespeare | Combine any of the words in Hamlet's "To be, or not to be" soliloquy, in any order, to create a humorous sentence or longer passage. | WOR POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
January 5, 2014 | 1054 | Dead letters | Write a short, humorous poem commemorating someone (or maybe even something) who died in 2013. | EPI POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
March 2, 2014 | 1062 | Scanning the headlines | Write a rhyming poem about something currently in the news. | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | Chris Doyle | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version (pub 3-30-14) Text file | Contest image | Post e-version (pub 4-27-14) |
April 27, 2014 | 1069 | It's a small, small world | Write a humorous poem of no more than eight lines -- it doesn't have to rhyme -- using only the top 1,000 words on Wiktionary.org's list of the most common among 20 million words found in movie and TV scripts. | POE WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
June 1, 2014 | 1074 | Let's go parody-hopping | Describe a stage or movie musical in a parody of a song from a different musical. | POE MOV | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
July 6, 2014 | 1079 | Little piddle riddle | Ask a question and answer it with a rhyme. | POE QUE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
July 13, 2014 | 1080 | McGonagall with the windiness | Memorialize a modern "tragedy" in a poem burdened with hilariously overwrought verse; lame, forced rhymes; and painfully uneven meter. Get the badness across in one verse of no more than eight lines. (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
August 10, 2014 | 1084 | Limerixicon XI: Fi-, fo-, go! | Supply a humorous, previously unpublished limerick significantly featuring any English word, name or term beginning with "Fl-" through "fo-". (Conversational text) | LIM POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
September 21, 2014 | 1090 | Talk undirty to us | Write a humorous poem in any form (no more than eight lines) that includes one or more of the provided words; the word must make sense in the poem in its TRUE meaning. (Conversational text) | WOR POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
October 26, 2014 | 1095 | TankaWanka! | Write a TankaWanka about something that's been in the news lately. The poem must consist of five lines of 5, 7, 5, 7 and 7 syllables in that order. And it must include at least one rhyme. (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
January 4, 2015 | 1105 | A lit obit of fun | Write a humorous poem of no longer than eight lines about someone who died in 2014. (Conversational text) | POE EPI | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
January 25, 2015 | 1108 | Hearts of dorkness | Write a humorous Valentine's Day sentiment to someone (or to some organization), either real or fictional -- either from you or from someone else you name. Plus an all-new option: We'll also be willing to run at least one really funny, clever, well-executed graphic. (Conversational text) | POE ART | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
March 1, 2015 | 1113 | Our occasional parodies | Write a song celebrating someone's birthday or other personal occasion (rather than, say, a holiday), set to a familiar tune. (Conversational text) | MUS POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
May 17, 2015 | 1124 | Heed! Indeed: Advice verse | Write one of the provided reminders as a humorous poem of eight lines or fewer. | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
June 21, 2015 | 1129 | Right in the pampootie | Write a humorous short poem (eight lines or fewer) incorporating one of the 50 provided words. (Conversational text) | POE WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
July 19, 2015 | 1133 | Are 'hew ready? A contest for clerihews | A clerihew is a humorous four-line rhyming poem about a person whose name is mentioned in the first line; in fact, the name must be at the end of that line (or constitute the whole line) so that it has to rhyme with something. The rhyme structure (and we don't want "lazy" rhymes) is AABB: the first line rhymes with the second, the third with the fourth. (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
August 16, 2015 | 1136 | Gaah! It's Limerixicon XII | Supply a humorous, previously unpublished limerick significantly featuring any English word, name or term beginning with "ga-". (Conversational text) | POE LIM | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
November 8, 2015 | 1148 | It's TankaWanka II | Write a TankaWanka about something that's been in the news lately. The poem must consist of five lines of 5, 7, 5, 7 and 7 syllables in that order. And it must include at least one rhyme. (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
December 20, 2015 | 1154 | Tabby Road -- songs for cats | Write a song for -- or about -- cats or other animals, set to a familiar tune. (Conversational text) | MUS POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
January 3, 2016 | 1156 | Dead letters | Write a humorous poem of no longer than eight lines about someone who died in 2015. (Conversational text) | POE EPI | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
April 17, 2016 | 1171 | What's my (next) line? | Take a line from any song and pair it with your own second line to make a humorous rhyming couplet; the second line should match the rhythm of the first, rather than the second line of the song itself. (Conversational text) | MUS POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
June 26, 2016 | 1181 | Put it in Bee-verse | Write a short, humorous poem using one of the 36 provided words, all from the 2016 National Spelling Bee. (Conversational text) | POE WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
July 31, 2016 | 1186 | We're always happy to verse you | Write a humorous poem, of any form, about or “by” the anagram of anyone’s name. | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
August 21, 2016 | 1189 | Gee, it's Limerixicon XIII! | Supply a humorous, previously unpublished limerick significantly featuring any English word, name or term beginning with "ge". (Conversational text) | LIM POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
September 18, 2016 | 1193 | Poedtry | Write a Poed, which consists of four lines: The first line contains six one-syllable words. The second line contains three two-syllable words. The third line contains two three-syllable words. The fourth line contains one six-syllable word (or a name totaling six syllables. And at least two of the lines must rhyme. (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
November 20, 2016 | 1202 | Don't be afraid of the dark | Write lyrics to a song that, in some way, express hope. (Conversational text) | POE MUS | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
January 1, 2017 | 1208 | A RIP-roaring year: Obit poems | Write a humorous poem of no longer than eight lines about someone who died in 2016. (Conversational text) | POE EPI | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
February 5, 2017 | 1213 | Punku | Write a haiku that incorporates a pun. | POE WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
March 19, 2017 | 1219 | Cast your Bred upon us | Write a Lik the Bred verse about someone in the news lately. (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | David "Charlestown" Lewis | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version |
May 28, 2017 | 1229 | Gorey bits from A to Z | Send us one of more edgy rhyming alphabet-primer couplets. (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
June 11, 2017 | 1231 | TankaWanka 3: Haiku Plus Tu | Write a TankaWanka about something that's been in the news lately. The poem must consist of five lines of 5, 7, 5, 7 and 7 syllables in that order. And at least two of the lines must rhyme. (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
July 9, 2017 | 1235 | The Sound of Science | Write humorous lyrics on the subject of science or technology, set to a well-known tune. (Conversational text) | POE SCI | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
August 13, 2017 | 1240 | We GIVE you Limerixicon XIV | Supply a humorous, previously unpublished limerick significantly featuring any English word, name or term beginning with "gh-" or "gi-". (Conversational text) | LIM POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
October 22, 2017 | 1250 | Poems of the year(s) | Write a humorous poem incorporating three or more terms from a particular year or era listed on Time Traveler. (Conversational text) | POE WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
January 7, 2018 | 1261 | Post mortems -- our annual obit poem contest | Write a humorous poem of no longer than eight lines about someone who died in 2017. (Conversational text) | POE EPI | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
February 4, 2018 | 1265 | Parody for the course | Write a song relating to a class or course of instruction, or to school in general. (Conversational text) | MUS POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
March 11, 2018 | 1270 | The Style Invitational turns 5 x 5 | Write a witty poem, on any subject, in any of these forms: A. Five lines of five syllables each B. Five lines of five words each C. Five lines of iambic pentameter (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | Frank Osen | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version |
April 22, 2018 | 1276 | What 4? A limerick contest | Use a limerick using one of the provided lines as Line 5. | LIM POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
June 10, 2018 | 1283 | Put it in Bee-verse | Write a humorous poem of eight lines or fewer that includes one of the provided words, all from the 2018 National Spelling Bee. (Conversational text) | POE WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
July 8, 2018 | 1287 | It's parody time: Oldies for newsies | Write some song lyrics about something in the news these days, set to a familiar tune. (Conversational text) | MUS POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
August 12, 2018 | 1292 | Golly gosh, it's Limerixicon XV | Supply a humorous, previously unpublished limerick significantly featuring any English word, name or term, beginning with "gl-" through "go-". (Conversational text) | LIM POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
September 9, 2018 | 1296 | A, we're Adorbs: New-word poems | Use one or more of these words new to M-W.com in a humorous poem of eight lines max. (Conversational text) | WOR POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
October 14, 2018 | 1301 | Tell us a Fib(onacci) | Write a humorous poem of 20 syllables divided among six lines like this: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8. And a least two -- any two -- of the lines must rhyme. (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
January 6, 2019 | 1313 | Dead Letters -- our obit poem contest | Write a poem of no longer than eight lines about someone who died in 2018. | POE EPI | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
February 3, 2019 | 1317 | Punku 2: Haiku with puns | Create a haiku containing a pun or similar wordplay. | POE WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
May 19, 2019 | 1332 | We'll call them Spellimericks | Write a humorous limerick that's an acrostic: a pertinent five-letter word or name spelled out by the first letter of each line. | LIM LET POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
June 9, 2019 | 1335 | Put it in bee-verse! Or . . . | Write a humorous poem of eight lines or fewer that includes at least one of the provided words, used in Round 9 or later of this year's Scripps National Spelling Bee; OR: write a joke in Q&A form that uses at least one of the words. | WOR POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | |
July 7, 2019 | 1339 | Songs for a modern error | Write humorous lyrics about some modern woe, set to a familiar tune. (Conversational text) | POE MUS | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | Duncan Stevens | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version (pub 8-4-19) Text file | Contest image | Post e-version (pub 9-1-19) |
August 11, 2019 | 1344 | Well, that's just great -- It’s Limerixicon XVI | Supply a humorous, previously unpublished limerick significantly featuring any English word, name or term beginning with "gr-". | LIM LET WOR POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
September 22, 2019 | 1350 | Here's inspo for new-word poems | Write a poem of eight lines or fewer featuring one or more of these recent additions to m-w.com. | POE WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
January 5, 2020 | 1365 | Dead Letters, our obit poem contest | Write a poem of eight lines or fewer (plus an optional title) about someone who died in 2019. (Conversational text) | POE EPI | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
February 23, 2020 | 1372 | Trash talking, 1880-style | Write a quatrain or -- heck -- two of Balliol rhyme about some person. (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | Nan Reiner | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version |
March 8, 2020 | 1374 | Versus' verses in a rap battle | Write a mini-"rap" between any two characters, real or fictional, as in the provided ERB example. (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | Gary Crockett | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version |
June 21, 2020 | 1389 | TankaWanka 4: Haiku plus tu | Write a TankaWanka about something that's been in the news lately. (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
August 9, 2020 | 1396 | Hail Limerixicon XVII: Write a limerick featuring a 'ha-' word | Supply a humorous, previously unpublished limerick significantly featuring any English word, name or term beginning with "ha-". (Conversational text) (Limerick Guide) | LIM POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
September 13, 2020 | 1401 | How hai? A joke-haiku contest | Write a joke (roughly) in the "It's so xxx" genre as a haiku. (Conversational text) | POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
October 18, 2020 | 1406 | The news could be verse | Write a poem based on a recent news article, in which the lines' first letters spell out the title or subject of the poem. (Conversational text) | POE LET | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
November 8, 2020 | 1409 | Skip a groove: Drop a letter or more from a song title | Drop one or more letters from somewhere in the middle of a song title and describe the new song, and/or quote some lyrics from it. | LET POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
November 29, 2020 | 1412 | Jumble bells -- anagram a song line | Rearrange all the letters in a song title, or a line (or more if you dare!) from a song. Optional: Offer a parody of the original tune (or a few lines of it) that refers to the new title. (Conversational text) | LET MUS POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
December 6, 2020 | 1413 | We're finna give you some new words | Write a poem of eight lines or fewer featuring one or more of the provided terms. The terms must be used as they're defined in the new m-w.com listing. (Conversational text) | POE WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
January 3, 2021 | 1417 | Dead Letters, our obit poem contest | Write a poem of no longer than eight lines (plus an optional title) about someone who died in 2020. (Conversational text) | EPI POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
January 24, 2021 | 1420 | Singing on the job -- a parody contest | Write a humorous "work song" for any job or profession. Set it to any well-known tune. (Conversational text) | MUS POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
April 18, 2021 | 1432 | Turn tale and run with it | Offer a new angle on a folk tale, nursery rhyme, children's song, etc., with a short poem, mini-story (under 100 words) or song parody. (Conversational text) | POE MUS | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
June 13, 2021 | 1440 | It's parody time! | Write a satiric song about anything in the news these days. (Conversational text) | POE MUS | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
July 18, 2021 | 1445 | Put it in bee-verse -- poems with spelling words | Write a humorous poem of eight lines or fewer that includes at least one of the words used in Round 8 or later of this year's bee; OR: write a joke in Q&A form that uses at least one of the words. (Conversational text) | POE WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
September 19, 2021 | 1454 | Punku 3 -- haiku with a pun | Create a haiku containing a pun or similar wordplay. | POE WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
October 24, 2021 | 1459 | And we quote: 'It's Parody Time' | Write humorous first-person lyrics for a song "by" some particular person. (Conversational text) | MUS POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
October 31, 2021 | 1460 | These new words are on fleek | From the provided list, write a humorous poem of eight lines or fewer. (Conversational text) | WOR POE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
January 2, 2022 | 1469 | Post Mortems 2021, our obit poems | Write a poem of no longer than eight lines (plus an optional title) about someone who died in 2021. (Conversational text) | POE EPI | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
February 13, 2022 | 1475 | Hail to the Commanders! | Write a song (set to any familiar tune) or shouted cheer for the Washington Commanders. OR: Write for any other D.C. institution, e.g., the Metro, the Senate, the National Zoo, The Washington Post. (Conversational text) | MUS POE WAS | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | Jeff Shirley | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version |
March 6, 2022 | 1478 | It's a small, small world | Write a humorous poem, eight lines max, using only words from the provided list of 1,000 most common English words. (Conversational text) | POE WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
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