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PUB DATE | WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | THEMES | LINKS TO THIS CONTEST | WINNER | LINKS TO RESULTS OF THIS CONTEST (usually published 2-4 Weeks later) |
June 13, 1993 | 15 | PUNCH US | Complete any of the provided jokes in 75 words or fewer. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
June 26, 1994 | 70 | SOUNDS LIKE A BAD IDEA | Come up with jokes based on noises. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
February 12, 1995 | 100 | THE JOKE'S ON YOU | Retell any of these jokes as they would be told by some celebrity, living or dead. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
May 21, 1995 | 114 | THE JOKE'S ON YOU | Come up with jokes to culminate in any of these six punch lines. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
February 25, 1996 | 154 | ENTER LAUGHING | Make up a knock-knock joke. The subject of the third line must be something crude, silly, or profound. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
June 2, 1996 | 168 | LICENSE TO CARRY A PUN | Come up with original jokes like those provided. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
September 7, 1997 | 234 | THE JOKE'S ON YOU | Complete any of the provided jokes as it would be told by someone famous, living or dead. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
February 8, 1998 | 256 | THE PYLE INVITATIONAL | Come up with hip, contemporary riddles and answers. The punch line must contain a painful pun. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
March 8, 1998 | 260 | IT'S A SNAP | Come up with replacements for the two hackneyed answers: "Is the Pope Catholic?" and "When Hell freezes over." | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
April 2, 2000 | 343 (X) | Eastwood Ho. | Create a Good-Bad-Ugly progression. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
April 30, 2000 | 347 (XIV) | Capital Pun-ishment | Take an expression, or a lyric for a song, or any recognizable line of prose, and make it the punchline of an awful pun. | JOK LIT | Text file | Contest image | ||
August 6, 2000 | 361 (XXVIII) | Bad Libs | Select one subject, one verb, and one object from the provided lists, and then answer the riddle you create. | WOR JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
August 20, 2000 | 363 (XXX) | It's Your Movie | Take the title of any movie and make it the answer to a riddle. | MOV JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
October 1, 2000 | 369 (XXXVI) | Punch Us | Complete any of the provided jokes. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
June 24, 2001 | 407 (LXXIV) | Adverbiage | Come up with a witticism or a joke by making a pun out of an adverb. Unlike Tom Swiftlys, your adverb must modify not a verb but an adjective. | JOK WOR | Text file | Contest image | ||
September 23, 2001 | 420 (LXXXVII) | Ha Anxiety | Make us laugh. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
January 20, 2002 | 437 (CIV) | The Telegraph Poll | Tell us the beginning of a joke that badly telegraphs the punch line. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
June 16, 2002 | 458 (CXXV) | It's a Setup | Come up with joke setups for any of the provided punch lines. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
December 22, 2002 | 485 (CLII) | Asterisky Business | Write a joke with a punch line depending on knowledge so esoteric that it requires an asterisked explanation. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
May 16, 2004 | 558 | Set Us Right | Send us conservative-leaning humor in any of the provided genres. | JOK | Text file | ||
September 5, 2004 | 574 | Boor Us Silly | Come up with some unwise attempts at humor--one either likely to backfire or to create other unpleasant consequences. | JOK | Text file | ||
June 19, 2005 | 615 | Airy Persiflage | Write some jokes you'd like to hear in an airport announcement. | JOK | Text file | ||
February 9, 2008 | 752 | The Might-Mates Right | Fill out any of these five "you just might" joke-templates. | JOK | Text file | Post e-version | ||
February 16, 2008 | 753 | Hot Off The Riddle | Supply a simple riddle and both the wholesome answer and the (printable) Invitational answer. | JOK | Text file | Post e-version | ||
December 20, 2008 | 796 | Sincerest Flattery | Make up a pun on a familiar name of a real of fictional person and provide a fitting description or quote. | JOK | Text file | Post e-version | ||
August 1, 2009 | 828 | Inhuman Puns | Make a pun on the name of a familiar group, organization or company, and describe it or provide a quote from it. | BUS JOK WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
November 7, 2009 | 842 | Ask backwards | Here are your 12 possible answers. Tell us your joke in the form of a question, please. | JOK JEO | Text file | ||
March 6, 2010 | 859 | Can't goods | Cast a joke in one of the forms listed above. | JOK | Text file | ||
January 15, 2012 | 954 | Bring on the 'fight' jokes | Tell us an original joke ending with “And then the fight started.” | JOK | Text file | Contest image | ||
March 17, 2013 | 1013 | Har monikers | Write a riddle that uses a pun of a person's name in the answer. | JOK WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
June 23, 2013 | 1026 | 'Might' makes ink | Give us a joke using any of the using any of the provided "you might be" templates. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | Art Grinath | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version (pub 7-21-13) Text file | Contest image | Post e-version (pub 7-28-13) |
August 18, 2013 | 1034 | What's to like? | Supply an original joke of the form "I like my [your choice] the way I like my [something else of your choice]: [some clever, funny parallel]." | JOK | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
February 2, 2014 | 1058 | Eastwood Ho | Create a good-bad-ugly progression. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
February 8, 2015 | 1110 | The mama of all humor | Write a [Someone’s] Mama joke for some well-known figure, past or present, real or fictional. | JOK | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
March 27, 2016 | 1168 | Asterisky business | Tell us an original joke whose punchline can't be understood without knowledge -- not necessarily scientific -- that most of us don't have (which you'll supply with a concise explanation). (Conversational text) | JOK | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
March 31, 2019 | 1325 | Stand up and jeer | Give us some original standup jokes that would have been good at this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner. | POL JOK | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | Jesse Frankovich | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version |
June 23, 2019 | 1337 | Lidder me this: anagram riddles | Write a Q&A joke (or an A followed by a Q, if you're into "Jeopardy!") in which the punchline contains an anagram or one or more relevant words or names. | ANA JEO JOK QUE | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
February 2, 2020 | 1369 | Shoot us some oops | Tell us a concise original joke that revolves around a typo or misheard word. (Conversational text) | JOK WOR | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
April 12, 2020 | 1379 | Your wish: A pun -- a star | Tell a joke, in your choice of form, whose punchline is a pun on a song title or lyric. (Conversational text) | JOK WOR MUS | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
YEAR 31 BEGINS |