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PUB DATE | WEEK | TITLE | SYNOPSIS | THEMES | LINKS TO THIS CONTEST | WINNER | LINKS TO RESULTS OF THIS CONTEST (usually published 2-4 Weeks later) |
April 25, 1993 | 8 | I AM SPURIOUS (YELLOW) | Write a headline for the Weekly World News (Maximum length, 10 words) | HEA | Text file | Contest image | ||
October 2, 1994 | 81 | HEADS, YOU LOSE | Take any two or more headlines anywhere in today's Washington Post, and combine them to make a funnier headline. | HEA WAS | Text file | Contest image | ||
January 8, 1995 | 95 | HOW'S THAT AGAIN? | Take any headline appearing anywhere in The Post this week and completely rewrite the first lines of the story to put a different, unintended spin on it. | HEA | Text file | Contest image | ||
June 18, 1995 | 118 | WEAK 118 | Take any photo caption or headline appearing anywhere in today's Post and alter its meaning by adding, deleting, or changing one letter. | CAP HEA WAS | Text file | Contest image | ||
February 11, 1996 | 152 | WE ARE CURIOUS (YELLOW) | Take any headline in today's Washington Post and rewrite it in tabloid fashion so the story seems a lot more scandalous and/or lurid than it is. | HEA WAS CUL | Text file | Contest image | ||
August 25, 1996 | 180 | WHEN IN DOUBT, PUN | Take any headline in today's Post and improve it by somehow turning it into a pun. | HEA WAS | Text file | Contest image | ||
October 26, 1997 | 241 | CAN YOU BEAT THIS? | Come up with headlines describing the defeat of one pro team by another. | HEA | Text file | Contest image | ||
November 26, 2000 | 377 (XLIV) | Week MMDCXLIV | Provide a headline (and, if necessary, the first line of the text) for any article that will appear in The Washington Post on this day in the year 2050. | HEA HIS | Text file | Contest image | ||
March 4, 2001 | 391 (LVIII) | Spinning Out of Control | Take a headline in today's Washington Post and create a subhead that spins the story in an opposite or unexpected direction. | HEA | Text file | Contest image | ||
April 14, 2002 | 449 (CXVI) | Cut and Pastiche | Create a new, funny headline from the words of any headlines appearing anywhere in today's Post. You cannot subdivide words. | HEA | Text file | Contest image | ||
December 8, 2002 | 483 (CL) | Obitter Fate | Give us an obit headline for some famous person, currently living or dead. | HEA EPI | Text file | Contest image | ||
December 21, 2003 | 537 | The New York Post | Liven up any article appearing in The Washington Post or its Web site over the next eight days by giving it an irresponsibly sensationalistic headline. | WAS HEA | Text file | ||
November 7, 2004 | 583 | Mess With Our Heads | Take any headline, verbatim, from the Washington Post or its Web site from today through next Sunday, and reinterpret it by writing either a "bank headline"--or subtitle--or the first sentence of an article that changes the original meaning entirely. | HEA | Text file | ||
October 30, 2005 | 634 | Mess With Our Heads | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from today through next Sunday, and change its meaning by adding either a "bank headline," or subtitle, or the first sentence of an article that might appear under it. | HEA | Text file | ||
January 29, 2006 | 647 | Paste Imperfect | Change a headline or sentence that appears in the Post or on washingtonpost.com through Feb. 6 either by deleting up to 40 consecutive characters from it or by adding 40 consecutive characters from the same article or ad. | HEA LET | Text file | ||
July 30, 2006 | 673 | Mess With Our Heads | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Washington Post or on Washingtonpost.com from July 30 through Aug. 7 and reinterpret it by adding either a "bank headline," or subtitle, or the first sentence of an article that might appear under it. | HEA | Text file | ||
June 17, 2007 | 718 | Put Our Heads Together | Create a new, funny headline from the words of any headlines appearing anywhere in a single day's Washington Post (or on washingtonpost.com) | HEA | Text file | ||
March 15, 2008 | 756 | Mess With Our Heads | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from March 15 through 24 and reinterpret it by adding a "bank head," or subtitle. | HEA | Text file | ||
December 6, 2008 | 794 | Ripped Off From the Headlines | Send us some Onion-type headlines. | HEA | Text file | ||
February 14, 2009 | 804 | Our Type o' Joke | Change a headline by one letter, or switch two letters, in a headline (or most of a headline) appearing on an article or ad in The Washington Post or on washingtonpost.com between Feb. 14 and 23, and elaborate on it in a "bank" headline (subhead) or a brief first sentence of an article that would run under it. | HEA | Text file | ||
August 15, 2009 | 830 | Mess With Our Heads | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from Aug. 14 through Aug. 24 and reinterpret it by adding a "bank head," or subtitle. | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
September 11, 2010 | 885 | Mess with our heads | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from Sept. 10 through Sept. 20 and reinterpret it by adding a "bank head." | HEA | Text file | ||
April 24, 2011 | 916 | Bank shots | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Post or on washingtonpost.com from April 22 through May 2 and reinterpret it by adding a "bank head," or subtitle. | HEA | Text file | ||
October 9, 2011 | 940 | Our type o' headline | Change a headline by one letter, or switch two letters, or change spacing or punctuation, in a headline (or most of a headline) appearing on an article or ad in The Washington Post or on washingtonpost.com from Oct. 7 through Oct. 17, and elaborate on it in a "bank" headline (subhead). | HEA LET | Text file | ||
March 4, 2012 | 961 | The end of our rhops | Write a funny passage or headline whose words all have the same number of letters. | LET HEA WOR | Text file | Contest image | ||
September 9, 2012 | 987 | Bank shots | Take any headline, verbatim, appearing anywhere in The Washington Post or on washingtonpost.com from Sept. 6 through Sept. 17 and reinterpret it by adding a "bank head," or subtitle. | HEA | Text file | ||
April 14, 2013 | 1017 | Vowel play | Write a "univocalic" newspaper headline -- one that uses only one vowel throughout. | LET HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
November 17, 2013 | 1047 | Bank shots | Quote a headline appearing in The Washington Post, washingtonpost.com or another publication, print or online, dated Nov. 14 to Nov. 25, and supply a humorous "bank" headline that either misinterprets it or comments wryly on it. | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
May 25, 2014 | 1073 | Bank shots: Mess with (y)our heads | Quote a headline appearing in the Washington Post, washington.com or another publication, print or headline, dated May 22 to June 1, and supply a "bank" headline that either misinterprets it, as in the examples above, or comments wryly on it. | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
March 8, 2015 | 1114 | Awww together now | Write us a humorous headline -- from the past, present, or future -- that puts an optimistic perspective on some otherwise not-so-promising news. (Conversational text) | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
March 15, 2015 | 1115 | Our type o' headline | Change a headline in an article or ad in the Washington Post and then add a "bank head" or subtitle. (Conversational text) | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
September 20, 2015 | 1141 | Mess with our heads | Reinterpret (or comment wryly on) a headline appearing in the Post (print or online) Sept. 17-28 by writing a bankhead, or subtitle. (Conversational text) | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
February 14, 2016 | 1162 | An 8-year Re-Onion | Write a fictional Onion-type headline. (Conversational text) | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
September 4, 2016 | 1191 | Mess with our heads | Reinterpret (or comment wryly on) a headline appearing in The Post (print or online) and dated Sept. 1-12 by writing a bank head, or subtitle (Conversational text) | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
March 12, 2017 | 1218 | Mess with our -- or anyone else's -- heads | Reinterpret (or comment wryly on) a headline appearing in the Post (print or online or another publication dated March 9-20) by writing a bankhead, or subtitle. (Conversational text) | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | Ellen Ryan | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version |
April 16, 2017 | 1223 | Post again out to mislead public! | Write a humorously sensationalistic, misleading headline on an otherwise mundane article or ad published in The Post or elsewhere from April 13 to April 24. (Conversational text) | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
July 23, 2017 | 1237 | Our alliteracy campaign | Rewrite an existing headline from any publication, print or online — about something in the news from July 20 to 31, by using alliteration. | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
March 4, 2018 | 1269 | Mess with our (or other) heads | Reinterpret (or comment wryly on) a headline appearing in The Post (print or online) or another publication and dated March 1-12 by writing a bank head. (Conversational text) | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | Elden Carnahan | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version |
September 16, 2018 | 1297 | A different type o' headline contest | Change a letter in an article or ad in the Post or another publication dated Sept. 13-24 by adding or subtracting one letter; substituting a letter; transposing two letters; or changing spacing or punctuation; and then add a "bank head." (Conversational text) | HEA LET | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
April 14, 2019 | 1327 | Mess with our (or anyone's) heads | Reinterpret (or comment wryly on) a headline (or a big part of a headline) by writing a bank head, or subtitle. | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
May 12, 2019 | 1331 | Paste Imperfect | Choose a headline or sentence from The Post or another publication, print or online, dated May 9-20, 2019. Then change that headline or other text by: A. Deleting up to 40 consecutive characters from it (put brackets around the deleted text); B. Adding up to 40 consecutive characters from the same article or ad (write the additions in capital letters); or C. Both A and B, as long as the added text goes at the end of your headline or sentence. | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
March 15, 2020 | 1375 | Mess With Our Heads | Reinterpret an actual headline (or a major part of it) by adding a bank head, or subtitle. (Conversational text) | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | Michelle Christophorou | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version |
February 14, 2021 | 1423 | Muddled heads: Headline anagrams | Choose a headline (or part of a headline) in any print or online publication dated Feb. 11-22 and rearrange all its letters into an anagram. (Conversational text) | ANA HEA LET | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
March 7, 2021 | 1426 | Mess with our (or others') heads | Reinterpret an actual headline (or a major part of it) by adding a bank head, or subtitle. (Conversational text) | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
August 1, 2021 | 1447 | Give it to us straight | Take any sentence from an article or ad in any publication (print or online) dated July 29 through Aug. 9, 2021, and intepret it in “plain English". (Conversational text) | HEA | Text file | Contest image | Post e-version | ||
YEAR 31 BEGINS |