| YEAR 32 RANK: LOSER | GRANOLA SMEAR |
AWARDS | W | 2 | 3 | 4 | H | L | I | P | T | M | APPEAR- ANCES |
TOTAL INKS |
DEBUT WEEK |
CAREER INKS |
CAREER RANK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1: Duncan Stevens | Unscented Vans | HOF MIL LOTY TGL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 27 | 9 | 30 | 970 | 1050 | 7 | ||||||
| 2: Jesse Frankovich | Craven Fish Jokes | HOF LOTY MIL TGL LIL | 3 | 1 | 20 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 28 | 554 | 1165 | 5 | |||||
| 3: Kevin Dopart | Deviant Pork | HOF ROTY LOTY TGL LIL | 2 | 15 | 1 | 1 | 8 | 19 | 626 | 1902 | 2 | ||||||
| 4: Chris Doyle | He Do Lyrics | HOF MIL LOTY LIL TGL | 1 | 1 | 2 | 12 | 1 | 5 | 17 | 79 | 2651 | 1 | |||||
| 5: Sam Mertens | Smartens Me | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 12 | 5 | 16 | 1323 | 201 | 48 | |||||
| 6: Steve "Potomac" Smith | Machetes Stop Vomit | ROTY MIL LIL | 16 | 5 | 16 | 1326 | 189 | 54 | |||||||||
| 7: Tom Witte | Tome Twit | HOF Y1V RPL LIL LOTY | 1 | 10 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 7 | 16 | 7 | 1803 | 3 | |||||
| 8: Frank Osen | Senna Fork | HOF MIL LOTY LIL | 1 | 12 | 1 | 6 | 14 | 938 | 711 | 12 | |||||||
| 9: Judy Freed | Fey Dude Jr. | 2 | 1 | 11 | 6 | 14 | 1503 | 112 | 100 | ||||||||
| 10: Jonathan Jensen | Jan Neatens John | LOTY | 13 | 8 | 13 | 1287 | 295 | 36 | |||||||||
| 11: Leif Picoult | Politic Fuel | 12 | 1 | 8 | 13 | 1401 | 159 | 68 | |||||||||
| 12: Mark Raffman | Frank Farm, Ma | HOF LOTY MIL LIL | 11 | 4 | 11 | 979 | 1042 | 8 | |||||||||
| 13: Jon Gearhart | Jargon Hater | LIL | 11 | 6 | 11 | 1051 | 453 | 19 | |||||||||
| 14: Gary Crockett | Try Gecko Cart | HOF ROTY LOTY | 10 | 1 | 6 | 11 | 871 | 610 | 15 | ||||||||
| 15: Jeffrey Contompasis | Enjoys Office Tramps | HOF MIL LOTY | 10 | 1 | 8 | 11 | 558 | 998 | 9 | ||||||||
| 16: Pam Shermeyer | Hep Yammerers | MIL | 1 | 1 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 1463 | 104 | 109 | |||||||
| 17: Roy Ashley | Horsey Lay | HOF LIL | 8 | 7 | 8 | 120 | 523 | 17 | |||||||||
| 18: Beverley Sharp | Brave Shy Leper | HOF LOTY MIL | 1 | 6 | 1 | 7 | 8 | 604 | 951 | 10 | |||||||
| 19: Lee Graham | Eagle Harm | 6 | 1 | 5 | 7 | 1162 | 109 | 104 | |||||||||
| 20: David Prevar | Pravda Diver | 2 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 7 | 339 | 458 | 18 | ||||||||
| 21: Stephen Dudzik | "Puke" Zenith, DDS | HOF Y1V RPL LIL | 6 | 4 | 6 | 7 | 620 | 14 | |||||||||
| 22: Jon Ketzner | Not Zen-Jerk | ROTY | 6 | 4 | 6 | 1253 | 149 | 69 | |||||||||
| 23: Jeff Rackow | Jafferwock | 5 | 1 | 5 | 1386 | 49 | 193 | ||||||||||
| 24: Eric Nelkin | E'er In Clink | LIL | 1 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 1286 | 103 | 113 | ||||||||
| 25: Richard Franklin | Arr! Flinch In Dark! | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 1330 | 37 | 223 | ||||||||
| 26: Jeff Hazle | Elf Haj Fez | 5 | 3 | 5 | 802 | 163 | 65 | ||||||||||
| 27: Stuart Segal | Regal Status | Y1V | 4 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 42 | 210 | ||||||||
| 28: Craig Dykstra | Gray Rat's Dick | LOTY ROTY MIL LIL | 4 | 1 | 4 | 792 | 387 | 26 | |||||||||
| 29: Brian Cohen | Inborn Ache | 4 | 1 | 4 | 613 | 55 | 179 | ||||||||||
| 30: Jonathan Paul | Oh, Plan A Jaunt | 4 | 1 | 4 | 136 | 431 | 21 | ||||||||||
| 31: Diana Oertel | A Lone Tirade | 4 | 2 | 4 | 967 | 30 | 258 | ||||||||||
| 32: Malcolm Fleschner | Calm Cells From Hen | 4 | 3 | 4 | 310 | 103 | 111 | ||||||||||
| 33: Rob Cohen | Echo-Born | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 765 | 162 | 66 | ||||||||
| 34: Michael Stein | Alien Chemist | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1482 | 38 | 216 | |||||||||
| 35: Neil Kurland | Dull Ink Near | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1482 | 47 | 196 | |||||||||
| 36: Seth Christenfeld | Deflects Her Hints | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1207 | 7 | 660 | |||||||||
| 37: Mary McNamara | Mr. Canary Mama | 3 | 1 | 3 | 1222 | 27 | 278 | ||||||||||
| 38: Matt Monitto | Man Tit Motto | 3 | 1 | 3 | 902 | 178 | 59 | ||||||||||
| 39: Rob Wolf | Fowl Bro | 3 | 1 | 3 | 763 | 80 | 134 | ||||||||||
| 40: Hildy Zampella | My Pallid Hazel | 3 | 3 | 3 | 1140 | 183 | 57 | ||||||||||
| 41: Joan Witte | A Wet Joint | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1528 | 5 | 860 | |||||||||
| 42: Gregory Koch | Grey Hog Cork | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 908 | 51 | 186 | |||||||||
| 43: Neal Starkman | Laments A Rank | 2 | 1 | 2 | 944 | 134 | 77 | ||||||||||
| 44: Barbara Turner | Rear-Burnt Arab | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 524 | 200 | 49 | |||||||||
| 45: Becky Foster | Oft By Creeks | 1 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1455 | 3 | 1250 | |||||||||
| 46: Jeff Shirley | Fish Fly, Jeer | MIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1005 | 311 | 33 | |||||||||
| 47: Jesse Rifkin | If Inks, Jeers | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1324 | 99 | 115 | ||||||||||
| 48: Laurie Brink | A Burlier Ink | 2 | 1 | 2 | 708 | 92 | 119 | ||||||||||
| 49: Michael Gips | Magic Lips, Eh? | MIL | 2 | 1 | 2 | 509 | 312 | 32 | |||||||||
| 50: Steven Price | Never Septic | 2 | 1 | 2 | 552 | 37 | 222 | ||||||||||
| 51: Ted Weitzman | New Tame Ditz | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1110 | 6 | 744 | ||||||||||
| 52: Kenneth Enright | Think Green Then | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1578 | 2 | 2366 | ||||||||||
| 53: Tim Livengood | I Vomit Golden | 2 | 2 | 2 | 485 | 13 | 458 | ||||||||||
| 54: Perry Beider | Red Berry Pie | 2 | 2 | 2 | 735 | 55 | 180 | ||||||||||
| 55: Sarah Walsh | A Shawl Rash | 2 | 2 | 2 | 1324 | 113 | 98 | ||||||||||
| 56: Ann Fisher | Shrine Fan | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1578 | 1 | 5425 | ||||||||||
| 57: Scott Ableman | Not Calm Beast | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1219 | 5 | 859 | ||||||||||
| 58: David Sarokin | Savor Ink, I Add | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1381 | 3 | 1486 | ||||||||||
| 59: Patrick Huss | Puckish Star | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1579 | 1 | 5426 | ||||||||||
| 60: William C. Kennard | I'm A Card 'N' Ink Well | 1 | 1 | 1 | 360 | 123 | 85 | ||||||||||
| 61: Josh Feldblyum | Josh My Full Bed | 1 | 1 | 1 | 462 | 38 | 219 | ||||||||||
| 62: Luther Jett | Let Jet Thru | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1081 | 2 | 2292 | ||||||||||
| 63: Valerie Holt | Lovelier Hat | 1 | 1 | 1 | 555 | 10 | 551 | ||||||||||
| 64: Dave Zarrow | Waved Razor | Y1V RPL | 1 | 1 | 1 | 30 | 375 | 27 | |||||||||
| 65: Stephanie Martin | Interim Pheasant | 1 | 1 | 1 | 192 | 2 | 1902 | ||||||||||
| 66: John McCooey | Ye Mojo Conch | 1 | 1 | 1 | 903 | 113 | 99 | ||||||||||
| 67: Kyle Bonney | Keenly Bony | 1 | 1 | 1 | 266 | 16 | 397 | ||||||||||
| 68: David Franks | Dark Vids Fan | 1 | 1 | 1 | 447 | 21 | 325 | ||||||||||
| 69: Elliott Shevin | Loveliest Hint | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1202 | 27 | 282 | ||||||||||
| 70: Laura M. Clairmont | Ultramoral, Manic | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 50 | 18 | 372 | |||||||||
| 71: Ann Martin | Arm-Tannin' | 1 | 1 | 1 | 547 | 125 | 83 | ||||||||||
| 72: Jim Derby | My Red Jib | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1072 | 10 | 539 | ||||||||||
| 73: Bill Dorner | Boner Drill | 1 | 1 | 1 | 885 | 160 | 67 | ||||||||||
| 74: Charles Trahan | Her Charlatans | 1 | 1 | 1 | 660 | 7 | 687 | ||||||||||
| 75: Chuck Helwig | Hug, Chew, Lick | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1274 | 28 | 273 | ||||||||||
| 76: David Peckarsky | Vapid Dyke's Rack | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1195 | 55 | 176 | ||||||||||
| 77: Doug Hembrey | Humor Be Edgy | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1400 | 3 | 1488 | ||||||||||
| 78: Howard Walderman | Raw and Mad Howler | 1 | 1 | 1 | 212 | 219 | 45 | ||||||||||
| 79: John Winant | John Want In | 1 | 1 | 1 | 863 | 23 | 309 | ||||||||||
| 80: Jonathan Hardis | Had a Short Ninja | 1 | 1 | 1 | 907 | 75 | 138 | ||||||||||
| 81: Karen Lambert | Mere Barn Talk | LOTY ROTY | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1477 | 108 | 105 | |||||||||
| 82: Larry Rifkin | Arr! Irkin' Fly! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1394 | 9 | 582 | ||||||||||
| 83: Mia Wyatt | Waa! My Tit! | 1 | 1 | 1 | 759 | 17 | 387 | ||||||||||
| 84: Mike Hammer | Harm? I'm Meek! | Y1V | 1 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 112 | 101 | |||||||||
| 85: Pam Sweeney | Weepy MENSA | 1 | 1 | 1 | 499 | 306 | 34 | ||||||||||
| 86: Pamela Love | A Maple Vole | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1170 | 22 | 321 | ||||||||||
| 87: Steve Geist | Give Testes | 1 | 1 | 1 | 486 | 6 | 733 | ||||||||||
| 88: Terry Reimer | Retire Merry | 1 | 1 | 1 | 948 | 7 | 695 |